Strong Bad's Responses in Poker Night at the Inventory
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Poker Night at the Inventory has a lot of dialog when the four characters interact with each other. Here are Strong Bad's responses.
General Responses
Strong Bad Folding
- STRONG BAD: The river! I'd like to drown that card's family in a river.
- STRONG BAD: I fold.
- STRONG BAD: I'm gonna fold, and then sit here.
- STRONG BAD: Come on! These cards is bloke.
- STRONG BAD: Fold.
- STRONG BAD: I don't think so.
Strong Bad Calling
- STRONG BAD: Calling!
Strong Bad Raising
- STRONG BAD: Raise.
- STRONG BAD: Let's make this a little interesting, Shall we?
- STRONG BAD: I'm raising!
- STRONG BAD: Raisin' in the sun!
Strong Bad Checking
- STRONG BAD: OK. I check.
- STRONG BAD: I check.
- STRONG BAD: Maybe I won't check. Ohhhhhhhhhh... check.
Strong Bad Going All-In
- STRONG BAD: Yeah. I'm all in.
Strong Bad Taunting
- STRONG BAD: Free card!
- STRONG BAD: Man, I would hate to play against me.
- STRONG BAD: Call it! Fold! Call it! Fold! I'm inside your head!
- STRONG BAD: {in a mocking tone} Oh, man! Do you even {exaggerates the word} know how to play?
Strong Bad Wins A Hand
- WINSLOW: Strong Bad wins the hand.
- STRONG BAD: I only play red cards. I mean, good cards.
Strong Bad Responding To An All-In
- STRONG BAD: Jeeze St. Jeezum!
- STRONG BAD: Ooh! {turns his head away and speaks softly, feigning indifference} I mean... cool, whatever.
Strong Bad Responding To A Player Elimination
- STRONG BAD: Later, loser!
Strong Bad Wagering The Dangeresque Too Glasses
- STRONG BAD: Oh... uh... I couldn't fit my briefcase full of cash in these pants on account of my ample hind-bosom. But I do have these cool-cool fadey-fadey shadey Dangeresque glasses. They're worth like five ten thousand dollars-es. So, we're good. Right? {quietly} You guys bought that?
- WINSLOW: If nobody else has a problem with it, Strong Bad will be buying in with collateral. Whoever knocks him out will recieve his buy-in.
Conversations
Strong Bad and Max Conversations
- MAX: Hey, boxing glove guy. With a face like that, have you ever considered organized crime? Sam and I could come after you and we'd try not to rough you up too bad.
- STRONG BAD: I dabble in nefarious activities. Like the time I stole the Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People source code from those Telltale chumps.
- MAX: Ooh! That sounds criminal.
- STRONG BAD: Oh yeah. I pulled it off without a hitch. Got the code over to my boys at Videlectrix who turned the game into a triple platinum, triple pixel best-seller. In... Guam.
Strong Bad, Max, and Tycho Conversations
- MAX: Did I ever tell you the time I caught Floppy McArtie the card shark stealing all the money from the tenants next store to our office?
- STRONG BAD: No, but this floppyshark sounds like my type of dude.
- MAX: I caught Artie going door to door telling some stupid story about having to run really far or a bunch of people were going to die. And people were just handing him stacks of cash!
- TYCHO: That actually sounds like a charity thing.
- MAX: Then why, pray-tell, throughout his entire vicious pummeling did Artie insist he needed "10K"?
- TYCHO: He didn't need "10-K", he was running 10 k-lomiters for charity.
- MAX: Well, long story short, Flint broke both of his legs and beat him to within an inch of his life. So... he wasn't running anywhere after that.
Strong Bad and Tycho Conversations
- STRONG BAD: At least this is more fun than poker night at Homestar's. Marzipan is always walking around au-natural trying to get everyone to play no-loser Candy Land.
- TYCHO: What's no-loser Candy Land?
- STRONG BAD: I don't know. Loser!
Conversations With A Non-Verbal Reaction By Strong Bad
- THE HEAVY: Hmm, I must think about this.
- MAX: Hey, uh. Mister Weapons Guy, I didn't take you for the thinking type.
- THE HEAVY: I think very much.
- MAX: Don't worry. I haven't had a salient thought since Prince put out Purple Rain.
- THE HEAVY: I know this music. Is good! Is new, no? {Strong Bad, Tycho, and Max all look at the Heavy quizzically.}
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