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* ''To view older news, see [[Store Front Page News 2006]] and [[Store Front Page News 2005]]''
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Revision as of 14:53, 31 December 2005

Homestore Runner!

The Store is where you can buy Homestar Merchandise. The Brothers Chaps say that this is the reason H*R can remain free of all advertising.

Page Title: All Types of Crazy Crap


Front Page

December 21, 2005





This year our Best Deal is The Strong Bad Overkill Combo! It includes:

  • Strong Bad Emails 3 Disc DVD Set
  • Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 DVD
  • Strong Bad Sings CD for FREE! A $53.95 value for just $39.99!

The brand new collectible Cheat Commandos Figurines are only $15!

Don't forget our newly released DVD Everything Else, Volume 1! A bargain at $12!

Messenger Bags are just $23.99!

Warm your head with a Trogdor, Homestar or Strong Bad Beanie Cap for only $8.99!

At just $9.99 each you can afford to put both Series #1 and Series #2 Posters on your wall!

You can stock up on variety packs of Bumper Stickers and Static Clings for just $7.99 or variety packs of sew-on Patches for only $11.99!

The Strong Bad Sings CD is just $8.99 or get it FREE with the Strong Bad Overkill Combo!

Both the Homestar Lite and H Star R shirts are at a special holiday price!

And make sure you check out our entire T-Shirt Collection for old favorites like Coach Z and Strong Sad and new favorites like L'il Brudder!

Don't forget to consult our FREEBIES section to find out which FREE gift will be included with your order!


Our website is made possible by fans like you. Each order helps cover our operating expenses and helps keep Ad Free! Thanks for your support!

Older News




Shirt Close-up Name Description Sizes
Image:Bub's Conses5ions shirt.png File:Conses5ions shirt close-up.png Bubs Back for a limited time We've got all types of crazy crap!

On the front of this T-Shirt, is a little logo with Bubs shrugging his shoulders with the slogan under him-"We're Always Awesome!"

File:Lilbrudderhirtwithoutborder.GIF File:Closeupoflilbruddershirt.GIF Li'l Brudder Get One Leg Up on Life!

On the front of this white 100% cotton tee, Li'l Brudder proudly proclaims, "I can make it on my own." The back of this shirt is blank.

File:stinkoman-full.gif File:stinkoman-close.gif 20X6 Stinko Man 20X6 Stinko Man Shirt!!! Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool red shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front and the "20X6" logo on one sleeve. Get yours now, and wear it while you play new levels!

Baby Doll Medium ($19.00)
Youth Large ($15.00)
Small ($15.00)
Medium ($15.00)
Large ($15.00)
Extra Large ($15.00)
Double Extra Large ($16.00)
Triple Extra Large ($17.00)

Image:stinkoman-blue-full.gif Image:stinkoman-blue-close.gif Stinkoman Blue Ringer Shirt Double Deuce!!! If you’re up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous “double deuce” pose. This Bayside brand shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton and has a blue collar and cuffs to match Stinko Man’s blue hair. Width and Length dimensions of each size are shown below. The back of this shirt is blank.
File:scalding-lake-full.gif Image:scalding-lake-close.gif Scalding Lake Where's My Cottage? You’ll be wondering where’s YOUR cottage when you wear this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt. Sizes Youth Large through Adult XXXL are sand colored shirts made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton.
Image:sb-head.png Image:sb-head-detail.png Strong Bad Head Here's Strong Bad's handsome face on a white 100% cotton Tee Shirt with Black "Ringers" around the neck and sleeves.
Image:marzipan-full.gif File:marzipan-close.gif Marzipan discontinued Marzipan T-shirt This red shirt featuring Marzipan is available in baby doll sizes Medium, Large and Extra Large. Also available in regular t-shirt sizes Adult Small and Medium. Red shirts made of 100% preshrunk cotton. The back of this shirt is blank.
Image:trogdor-black-full.gif File:trogdor-black-close.gif Trogdor Black Trogdor Burninates the Countryside!! This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty. Available in a variety of Youth Sizes, Adult Sizes and Baby Doll Sizes. Click on the icons below for the size category that fits you best!
Image:trogdor-lite-full.gif File:trogdor-lite-close.gif Trogdor Lite Trogdor Lite This white shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty.
File:duck-full.gif File:duck-close.gif Duck Shirt Duck Shirt Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own Duck Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in Strong Bad email 100! This 100% preshrunk cotton shirt comes in lemon yellow for regular sizes and pastel lemon for the baby doll size. Blank on back.
Image:strong-bad-full.gif File:strong-bad-close.gif Strong Bad The Supreme Ruler of Strong Badia! This is a 100% preshrunk charcoal colored shirt with a full body image of Strong Bad. The back of this shirt features the web address
File:strong-bad-zone-full.gif File:strong-bad-zone-close.gif Strong Bad Zone Your Head A Splode! This fabulous shirt has a vivid red 3-D type image of Strong Bad's face on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt. The caption on the front proclaims "Your Head A Splode". The back displays the name of the shirt - Strong Bad Zone.
Image:Cheat-navy-full.png Image:Cheat-navy.png The Cheat The Cheat Navy Blue Edition! Many fans have asked for The Cheat on another color besides red, so now we bring you...The Cheat - Navy Edition! This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features everyone's favorite Little Guy, The Cheat! Available in a variety of Youth Sizes, Adult Sizes and Baby Doll Sizes. Click on the icons below for the size category that fits you best!
Image:the-cheat-full.gif File:the-cheat-close.gif The Cheat Everyone's Favorite Little Yellow Guy! The front of this quality 100% cotton preshrunk T-shirt features The Cheat in all his glory and the website address is printed on the back.
Image:hstarrfull.jpg File:HStarRcloseup.jpg HStarR
File:cheat-commandos-full.gif File:cheat-commandos-close.gif Cheat Commandos Buy All Our Playsets and Toys! Reynold, Fightgar, Gunhaver, Firebert and Silent Rip - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. The Cheat Commandos slogan "Rock, Rock On!! is printed on the back of the shirt!
File:tgs-full.gif Not available Teen Girl Squad Check out the Fashions of Teen Girl Squad They're all here...Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face and The Ugly One. Choose from two different girly shirt styles: spaghetti strap or baby doll with black cap sleeves. Also available in regular t-shirts and 3/4 length sleeve shirts for the guys.
Image:homestarlitefull.jpg File:homestarliteclose.jpg Homestar Lite Homestar Lite

Here's a brand new Homestar style - Homestar prancing on a white shirt with a pale blue star background. Regular cut t-shirts are 100% cotton in sizes Youth Large through Adult Triple Extra Large. The baby doll style for the ladies is Medium/One Size which fits sizes 0-8. The back of this shirt is blank.

Image:star-full.gif File:star-close.gif Star Shirt Wear a Star!!!

This is a Big Red Shirt with a Big White Star!! The web address is printed on the back.

Image:homsar-shirt.png Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG Homsar - Raised by a Cup of Coffee Back for a limited time On the front of this royal blue shirt is a picture of America's favorite blue midget Homestar - Homsar! On the back is his "Raised by a Cup of Coffee" logo.
Image:coachz-shirt.png Image:coachz-shirt-detail.png Coach Z Back for a limited time This is a "limited time only" shirt and the only available size is Triple Extra Large. The back of this shirt is blank. Printed on a heavyweight 50/50 blend t-shirt of Kelly Green. For t-shirt dimensions, please see the "Sizing Information" section of our store.
File:limozeen-shirt.gif Not available Limozeen Discontinued Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad’s favorite metal band – Limozeen!! These recently discovered unsold concert tees are from their triumphant 2001 "Zeenin’ Across the Country" tour. This groundbreaking odyssey of rock included stops in Pantsburg, Loughleyton, Dempsey, and Broiter Grove, among other landmark concert sites, all listed on the back of this collectors item! (babydoll sizes don't have the list of concert sites on the back) Don’t wait – get yours today!!

Polo Shirts

Shirt Close-up Name Description
Image:trogdorpolofull.gif File:trogdorpolocloseup.gif Trogdor Polo Shirt Trogdor Polo Shirt The Trogdor polo is fast becoming the shirt of choice for cube dwellers on Business Casual Fridays! (or as Strong Bad calls it "Biz Cas Fri")
File:SB Polo shirt.jpeg File:SB polo close up.jpeg Strong Bad Polo Shirt Strong Bad Polo Shirt With the Strong Bad Polo Shirt now Strong Bad has something to wear on Biz Cas Fri!!

Hooded Sweatshirts

Shirt Close-up Name Description
Image:trogdorhoodiefull.gif File:trogdorhoodiecloseup.gif Trogdor Hooded Sweatshirt Burninate the Countryside
Image:homestarhoodiefull.gif File:homestarhoodiecloseup.gif Homestar Runner Hooded Sweatshirt Homestar Runner Hooded Sweatshirt Homestar Runner running across your chest on a navy blue hooded sweatshirt...what could be better?
Image:strongbadhoodiefull.gif File:strongbadhoodiecloseup.gif Strong Bad Hooded Sweatshirt Strong Bad Hooded Sweatshirt!

This is a black hooded sweatshirt with a full-color image of Strong Bad in his famous "check me out" pose.

File:thecheathoodiefull.gif File:thecheathoodiecloseup.gif The Cheat Hoodie The Cheat Hooded Sweatshirt

The little yellow man on a black hooded sweatshirt!

File:tgshoodiefull.gif File:tgshoodiecloseup.gif Teen Girl Squad Hoodie! Teen Girl Squad Hoodie!! This hooded sweatshirt comes in fashionable black to get you through the winter months in style. It features a white image of the entire Teen Girl Squad. Available in sizes Adult Medium through Adult XXXL. (Sorry, size Small is sold out).

Currently not available


Baseball Caps

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Take 'Em Out to the Ball Park! Our baseball caps are high-quality Yupoong brand hats with six panels and a rounded athletic shape. No crappy adjustable plastic snaps here, our hats feature a "FlexFit" inner sweatband. (Sorry ladies, there is no hole in the back of these hats for pulling pony-tails through). (Holes are only availible in the Trogdor baseball caps.)

Beanie Caps

Stylish Beanie Caps!! These are Head-To-Toe brand knit caps with embroidery on the "fold up" part of the hat. Choose black with Strong Bad's mask, navy featuring Homestar's grinning face or black with the burninator himself, TROGDOR!

Messenger Bags

Stow All Your Stuff In These Great Messenger Bags!! Our messenger bags are made of durable polyester. Featuring a roomy main compartment and a smaller half pocket plus, a secret zippered compartment. Adjustable 2-inch shoulder strap and one front adjustable clasp closure. Navy Blue with Homestar, Gray with The Cheat or Strong Bad and Black with Trogdor.

Tote Bag

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These sturdy canvas bags were so popular when we sold them at Dragon*Con that we decided to make them available online for a Limited Time Only! Features the Teen Girl Squad on the front and the speech balloon "i have a crush on every boy" on the back. Makes a great book bag or gym bag. Get this limited edition bag for just $10!

The bag is made of 100% cotton canvas with two black polyester straps. Dimensions: 14" Wide x 15" High


Kick The Cheat

Give it a good kick in The Cheat!


Back by popular demand, the KICK THE CHEAT is here at last! This soft, huggable plush image of The Cheat is 11" high, 13" wide and 30" around. He's equipped with a voice box, so whenever he's kicked or struck, he screams four different exclamations in his native language of The Cheat

Don't forget our other toys!
Series #1 Figurines includes nine popular characters: Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Pom-Pom, Bubs, and Coach Z*.

Series #2 Figurines includes: The Poopsmith, Homsar and The King of Town as well as Homestar (Running) and Strong Bad (Megaphone and BucketHand).

*Warning! Choking Hazard - Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.

Collectible Figurines

File:figuresets.gif Image:commandos figurines small.PNG
(1st set out on July 15, 2003; 2nd set out as of June 7, 2004.)


CD/DVD Name Description
File:Ev Else.jpg Everything Else, Volume 1 Everything Else, Volume 1

This DVD is the first of at least two volumes in a series. In this volume, you'll find all the Teen Girl Squad cartoons, Marzipan's Answering Machines, and all the short toons except those with the Cheat Commandos. In addition, Puppet Stuff and music videos are included along with tons of extras:

Image:dvddisc4.jpg Strong Bad Emails — Disc 4 Strong Bad Emails Disc 4!!

This DVD includes Strong Bad Emails 101-130. Remember "Crying" featuring Li'l Brudder, "Virus" marking the tragic demise of the Compy, "Best Thing" introducing the Limozeen cartoon show? They're all on this DVD plus many, many more of your favorite Strong Bad Emails!

Disc 4 includes:

  • Strong Bad Emails 101 - 130!
  • Over 2 hours of Emails with all of the hidden scenes and easter eggs intact!
  • One previously unreleased Email plus two new karaoke videos!
  • Lots of puppet action, commentaries and other bonus stuff!
  • Region FREE so it'll play in DVD players all over the world!
  • Disc 4 is sold individually and will not be part of a future boxed set
Image:dvd3discset.gif Strong Bad Emails — 3 Disc DVD Set Strong Bad Emails 3 Disc Boxed Set includes:
  • Emails 1-100 with all of the hidden pop-ups and easter eggs
  • 3 previously unreleased emails and 4 Karaoke videos
  • Commentaries by the creators
  • Lots of puppet stuff and behind the scenes footage
  • Region Free
Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png Strong Bad Sings CD Strong Bad CD

The CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as “TROGDOR,” “The System is Down” and “The Cheat is Not Dead” plus many, many more. Also includes songs by Limozeen, Coach Z, Marzipan and other characters. Total of 20 tracks in all.

Each CD cover is adorned with Strong Bad’s own original artwork and a free Limozeen sticker is included with the liner notes.

Produced by the brothers chaps and Y-O-U

2-Dimensional Stuff


Poster Name Description
Everybody Everybody Poster

Our "everybody! everybody!" poster depicts all of your favorite characters crammed into the borders of Strong Badia.

Homestar Poster

The Homestar and Strong Bad poster depicts everyone's two favorite characters against the colorful background of Free Country USA.


New Embroidered Patches There are five colorful 3" sew-on Patches in a set featuring...Colonel Homestar Runner of the Homestarmy, Dangeresque and his cool, cool glasses, the official seal of The Cheat, Homsar's genuine "Raised by Coffee" logo, and the membership patch for the Trogdor Hi-Score club.

Static Clings

Get All the Static Cling Stickers This here is a variety Pack of Static Cling Stickers featuring one each of...Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Trogdor!! These durable images, designed to be displayed on the inside of windows, are printed on clear vinyl and are easily removable.

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers Now you can have a Variety Pack of Bumper Stickers featuring one (1) each of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Trogdor the Burninator and the Teen Girl Squad!!

To Be Released


With a certain amount of money paid for your order, you get a freebie, or a free piece of merchandise.

  • Orders less than $25.00—Mini-Freebie
    • A free double-sided drink coaster.
Homestar is Heads; Strong Bad is Tails!!
  • Orders $25.00–$49.99—Big Freebie
    • A sturdy key ring with a colorful vinyl adornment displaying one of several memorable images.
      • There are two varieties:
Strongbadia Stop Sign File:sb keychain front.jpg File:sb keychain back.jpg
Homestar Runner Star Logo File:hsrkeychainfront.jpg File:hsrkeychainback.jpg

Image:sb freebie patch.gif

  • Orders $50.00–$74.99—Jumbo Freebie
    • Free Strong Bad sew-on patch.
  • Orders $75.00–$99.99—Ultimate Freebie
    • Free set of Series 1 Figurines.
  • Orders $100.00 or more—Ultimate Jumbo Freebie
    • Both the Series 1 and Series 2 Figurines.

Other Places To Buy

Local Business Area Stores

According to this page, independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). Find them with the store locator.

Froogle Search

If you search for Homestar Runner at Froogle, you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.


Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen here), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.

Comic Cons

Some seriously nerdy stuff

Merchandise was available for sale at Comic Conventions and shows around the country throughout 2005. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by Strong Dad and The Mother Chaps. Those who attended had a chance to win door prizes consisting of autographed merchandise. Freebies were included within every purchase.


Merchandise was also sold at booth #101 in the Exhibitor's Hall for all 4 days of DragonCon in Atlanta, Georgia. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by the Brothers Chaps, the Family Chaps, and other members of the Homestar crew.

This location was parodied in the short toon TrogdorCon '97.

Easter Eggs

Autumn Store
  • The time of day at Bubs' changes according to your computer's clock.
    • 4:00 a.m. – 6:00 a.m. — Sunrise
    • 6:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m. — Day
    • 5:00 p.m. – 7:00 p.m. — Sunset (same as sunrise)
    • 7:00 p.m. – 4:00 a.m. — Night
  • The image seems to change with the season as well. On November 16, 2005 it changed to an autumn theme. It is apparently a manual change, as switching your computer calender doesn't affect it.
  • After you buy something, you are taken to a thank you page. During the day, or any time before midnight, one of three scenes is seen. It is currently unknown what causes the different videos to appear, but it has been speculated that it is based on the number of times the thank you page has been accessed, the time on your clock, or it could be random. The scenes will be darkened in the evening, but otherwise unchanged.
    • The first "day" scene shows Bubs at his Concession Stand.
      BUBS: Hey, thanks for buying my junk! Oh! {places a sign on the stand that says "THANK YOUS $5"} That'll be five dollars!
    • The second shows Strong Bad in a room filled with money, holding a glass of wine.
      STRONG BAD: Thank you for all your money, er, business. All your business... that you gave us. {holds up a cigar} The Cheat? Another extremely expensive light, please. {The Cheat comes in from the side of the screen, with a lit pile of money, and lights the cigar with it.}
    • The third shows Homestar Runner in The Field.
      HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahem! {singing} I want to thank you for your purchase, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you!
      MARZIPAN: {walking on with Carol} Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song.
      HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah, too late, go away.
      MARZIPAN: {upset} All right, broken up.
    • At night (after midnight and before 5 AM), it always shows Homestar's House, unlit. Homestar walks in in pajamas, with his cinnamon beard.
      HOMESTAR RUNNER: {yawn} Oh, hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um, {yawn} you should really get to bed.
    • If you go to the link without buying anything, it shows the Mozilla "missing plugin" icon that says "After installing the plugin, click here." Strong Bad arrives.
      STRONG BAD: Oh, thought you could sneak in the back door, eh? Why don't you buy something?
    • It will load the store front page after the scene is over. To see the different scenes, set your system clock between midnight and 5AM (or if already set there, between 5AM and midnight) then click on your back button. This can be done multiple times, just keep changing the clock and going back. (Note: the same scene will always play when your clock is set between midnight and 5AM as stated above)
  • When you look at your shopping cart, various items will randomly generate small flash scenes with text on the page, with links to other popular items:
    • Strong Bad standing alone with a "GARBAGE SALE" sign.
      STRONG BAD: Oh yeah?! You think that stuff is so great? Well, check out this other crap!!
    • Flicking the light-switch, with a glowstick:
      THE CHEAT: They told me to tell you that you'd also like these things. meh.
    • Sitting at the concession stand:
      BUBS: If you like that stuff, check this junk out!

Fun Facts


  • From left to right, the T-shirts play the notes A, B, C-sharp, D-sharp, G-sharp, A-sharp, C, C-sharp, D-sharp, E, and F-sharp. You play songs by moving your mouse over shirts.
  • While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashes, reading "loading shirtfun".
  • While loading a "Thank-you" message, a loading screen appears reading "load 'er up".
  • The Kick The Cheat plush toy was not available for purchase for a five-month period beginning 12 April 2005.

Inside References

  • The Store Locator on the new store features The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to weird dream.
  • The store's footer at the bottom of the store is Bub's "checkitout" dance from Lookin at a Thing in a Bag.


  • On the Store Locator map, Wisconsin is spelled "Wisonsin"
  • On the Store Locator map, the links for Alberta and British Colombia are backwards; clicking Alberta references an anchor labeled "#BC", while clicking British Colombia references "#ALB".

Real-World References

  • "Wide-Mart and Lackluster Video and Music," mentioned in Retail Opportunities, are Wal-Mart and Blockbuster Video takeoffs.
  • Under the "T-Shirts!!" section, it reads "Grab an ice cold "H STAR R" or a great tasting "HOMESTAR LITE" A new twist on some old favorites! (They're even better than Coke with lime!)". Coke with lime is a new flavor of Coca-Cola with the catchphrase "a little twist on a great thing".
  • The "Thank You" page's page title is "Thank you so much for to buying our crap!" This is a reference to the phrase Mario says at the end of Super Mario 64: "Thank you so much for to playing my game!"
  • The "Trogdor High-Score Club" patch may be a takeoff of the old Activision club patches. If you sent them a picture of a high score on a game, they would send you a club patch.

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