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1up takes matters into this own, um, torso! | 1up takes matters into this own, um, torso! | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''ASTROMUND''' - This little astro style mund has a shield that can't be beat! Or maybe it's a trashcan lid. |
| - | ''' | + | '''THE BENDINI SISTERS''' - This family of asteroids are meteors! Hit the breaks when you feel them comin in the air tonight. Hold on! |
| - | ''' | + | '''DOWNTANT''' - This guy thinks you killed his Browntant cousin. Well, DID YOU?!?! Better think twice, or pay the price. UPTANT sold seperately. |
| - | ''' | + | '''PIEDMONT''' - At least little Piedmont knows how to keep a guy laughing. This little comedian scans for intruders and open mic nights with a hot fry lamp! |
====Boss 5 - Nebulon==== | ====Boss 5 - Nebulon==== | ||
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Stinkomanual
STINKOMAN 20X6
Instruction Stinkomanual Videlectrix
Welcome to Stinkoman GAME! Stinkoman is trying very hard to win this exciting challenge! Only YOU can help him. Keep striving until you REACH YOUR GOALS or you'll be stuck with the same dead end friends you've had since HIGH SCHOOL. This game will prove a challenge...
...but can you prove it back?!?!
The Story STINKOMAN and his pals 1-UP and PAN PAN live on Planet K in the year 20X6. This game is all about that. Don't expect any weepy princess crap, this is a STINKOMAN game! Or at least it was last time we checked! Maybe fighting? Maybe challenge? THE CHOICE IS OURS!!
The Controls This game keeps using ARROW KEYS to move Stinkoman around. It won't stop making him JUMP with the A key or SHOOT with the S key, either. You won't find this kind of quality in other countries!!
Level 1 - Go Home!
Stinkoman fighted a challenge and WINS! Help him get back home for some fave treats.
JARO - A bouncing cup, Jaro will hop around until he's punded you down!
GREGGO - This robot will become indestructible if you stare at him. Shoot, jive, GET OUTTA THE WAY!
POORU-POORU - This punk cucumber is no cactus! Land on one and it's DOINK for you!
CHORCH - A flying mecha with pinching fingers, Chorch will make you wish you were never even born!!
BROWNTANT - This little robot is no mecha. He'll shoot you down with his mecha antenna! Takes a lickin!
Boss 1 - TAMPO
Tampo is as mean as he is delicious! Stinkoman already beat Tampo before you started playing the game only now his brain has decided to get revenge! Dodge his attacks and shoot him or you'll never amount to anything
"I wish I still had a lungs!" -Tampo '89
Level 2 - Pick a Bone!
Stinkoman found a chicken bone in his dumpling soup. Battle throughout the kitchen for revenge!
TERRELL - A baby chick with no body? That's freaky. Blast em up Dan!
ROSE BLAKE - A 'Lectric burner with a taste for human flesh!
KOLKARYU - A UFO that zips in and is always shooting at you. I honestly don't think you can kill it.
GRUNDY - A jogging chicken? That has to be a bold faced lie.
LUNDSFORD - Natural gas is the name of the game when Lundsford is in town. Learn his habits, have him followed, hunt down his family.
STOBAT - The fattest chicken plays fly, hocking up old bones. Stay outta range and BLAMMO: Stobat tenders.
OLD SAGE - These are sharp tips! They'll kill ya dead! DEAD I SAY!
TORTAN - Tortan is a drippy bottle of poisonous Tortan. Don't drink! Is no good for you!
"I am waiting a good while for you to help me win this game! What's the hold up? Help me out already!" -Stinkoman
Boss 2 - Brody
Brody is stompin' mad! Keep from squished, ya know? Shoot him in the eye when he tries to come in for the kill. You're not chicken, are you?
"My feet are orange feet." -BRODY, FL
Level 3 - Up 'n Down
Stinkoman goes up, up, up and then down, down down
CLOWDER - Steer clear of this crotchety old cloud. He won't die and doesn't say hello.
MR. UBBERS - A rain drop that releases golden nuggets when punched. Go for the GOLD!
Stinkoman loves BREAD, but boy does he hate SOAP, APPLES, EARS and P's.
Falling from the skies and bove.
1 BREAD results in 1 ITEM POINT! SOAP, APPLES, EARS, and P's result in minus 1 ITEM POINT!
EVASIVE ACTION!!
Boss 3 - Stlunko
Stlunko gonna pound you!! Shoot the wall on top of Stlunko's head to send him packing. His fists hurt you, but you can't hurt thems.
"Stlunko need a reason to live" -Stlunko, 404
Level 4 - Fisticuff!
Use some giant hand to protect 1up the extra man!
POORBT - Man! 'Poorbt' is hard to say! This guy shoots straight from the fist.
GOKUL - Dear Throbbing Mass, If you gotta go, gokul.
GASPEAU - Gaspeau flies in like a lion and out like Gaspeau!
PINK CHAM CHAM - STAY AWAY FROM CHAM CHAM! He's rolled in coconut and highly delicious.
FROTZER - If you think Frotzer is different from Gaspeau, that's okay.
1UP - Apparently you've gotta save this guy. (No, there aren't five of them in real life! Jeez! Quit writing already!)
Boss 4 - Saargtsson
Saargtsson rarely plays fair. He'll often employ the help of his firey hot friend, Firey-Hot. Smash his tail bit by bit by bit by bit until he doesn't have a head to stand on. Watch out for those fierce laser blasts and you'll be sure to have a blast with Saargtsson.
(GRAPHICS TOO AWESOME TO BE DEPICTED)
"Saargtsson is an equal opportunity employer." Saargtsson-Bosch, GmbH
Level 5 - Oh the Moon!
1up takes matters into this own, um, torso!
ASTROMUND - This little astro style mund has a shield that can't be beat! Or maybe it's a trashcan lid.
THE BENDINI SISTERS - This family of asteroids are meteors! Hit the breaks when you feel them comin in the air tonight. Hold on!
DOWNTANT - This guy thinks you killed his Browntant cousin. Well, DID YOU?!?! Better think twice, or pay the price. UPTANT sold seperately.
PIEDMONT - At least little Piedmont knows how to keep a guy laughing. This little comedian scans for intruders and open mic nights with a hot fry lamp!
Boss 5 - Nebulon
Nebulon's been working out and it shows. He's had it with scenes and cliques. He's ready to be accepted for WHO HE IS!!
"Another green salad, another iced tea..." -Nebulon
Giving Up Already?!
Stinkoman must be ashamed of you! Get back in the game and try out these rules and hints!!
- play the game every day, even after mom says no
- new and exciting recipes
- hold B
- ask your parents
- walk and talk
- table the label! wear your own brand!
