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Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device!
Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device!
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg)
'''Places:''' [[The Field]]
'''Places:''' [[The Field]]
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Introducing new Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' SQUINTmojis!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Introducing new Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' SQUINTmojis!
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''{Homestar and Strong Bad are converted into an amalgam of emoji signs. Homestar is a bathtub, sired and pair of dishes with blue stripes. Strong Bad is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.}''
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''{Homestar and Strong Bad are converted into an amalgam of emoji signs. Homestar is a bathtub, siren, and pair of dishes with blue stripes. Strong Bad is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Guaranteed to give you the ''{pan slowly across the two emoji figures as Homestar and Strong Bad flash on top of them for comparison}'' the ''slightest'' impression of a Homestar Runner character!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Guaranteed to give you the ''{pan slowly across the two emoji figures as Homestar and Strong Bad flash on top of them for comparison}'' the ''slightest'' impression of a Homestar Runner character!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Simply type them in...
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Simply type them in...
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''{A series of emojis appears consisting of a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.}''
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''{A series of emojis appears consisting of a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard, and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.}''
''{Cut to Homestar's head. The word "SQUINT" appears squished as Homestar squints his eyes}''
''{Cut to Homestar's head. The word "SQUINT" appears squished as Homestar squints his eyes}''
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''{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads "Actual Talk-Say"}''
''{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads "Actual Talk-Say"}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mumbling}'' I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, ''{pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren and two dishes resembling Homestar}'' and he got a Squintmoji. And I was like, ''{pulls it away and squints very hard}'' and that's Homestar Runner.  
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mumbling}'' I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, ''{pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren, and two dishes resembling Homestar}'' and he got a Squintmoji. And I was like, ''{pulls it away and squints very hard}'' and that's Homestar Runner.  
''{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}''
''{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}''
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''{Homestar's hat spins around on his head.}''
''{Homestar's hat spins around on his head.}''
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''{Cut to another white tiled background. Hoemstar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}''
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''{Cut to another white tiled background. Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town, and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' New Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' Squintmojis!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' New Homestar Runner ''{the label appears}'' Squintmojis!
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{{extlinks|squintmoji|youtube=S1pxD-N3g5U}}
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{{subtitlesLinks|squintmoji}}
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Revision as of 16:42, 28 August 2017

Toon Category: Uncategorized
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"Guaranteed to give you the slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!"

Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device!

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, The Cheat, The King of Town, Strong Sad, Marzipan (Easter egg)

Places: The Field

Date: Monday, August 28, 2017

Running Time: 4:41 (official), 1:11 (YouTube)

Page Title: Slightest Impression Guaranteed!

Contents

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Are you tired of people using {Strong Bad gestures and -moji appears in shiny black letters} -moji as a legitimate suffix?

{"Neith" pops up above the -moji in sharp red letters, and "are we" and a second -moji appears below as Strong Bad speaks}

STRONG BAD: Neith-moji are we -moji!

{Cut to a white background with animated blue tiles. Homestar Runner and Strong Bad float in onto the screen}

STRONG BAD: Introducing new Homestar Runner {the label appears} SQUINTmojis!

{Homestar and Strong Bad are converted into an amalgam of emoji signs. Homestar is a bathtub, siren, and pair of dishes with blue stripes. Strong Bad is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.}

STRONG BAD: Guaranteed to give you the {pan slowly across the two emoji figures as Homestar and Strong Bad flash on top of them for comparison} the slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!

{Cut to a yellow tiled background. A smartphone appears with a blue What'sApp balloon reading "Hey bro, Wich <sic> is one sez 'jorb'?"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Simply type them in...

{A series of emojis appears consisting of a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard, and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.}

{Cut to Homestar's head. The word "SQUINT" appears squished as Homestar squints his eyes}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} ...and squint those eyes up!

{Cut to a comparison shot. The emoji is labelled "ORIGINAL", divided by a line next to the actual Coach Z labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} More...

{Squintification turns up to 10%. The image becomes blurrier}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, more anticipatory} More...

{Squintification turns up to 25%. The image becomes much blurrier}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, angrily} More!

{The scene shakes and blurs to 75%. Both images are barely visible}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, laughing} There we go!

{A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Indistinguishable!

{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads "Actual Talk-Say"}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {mumbling} I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, {pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren, and two dishes resembling Homestar} and he got a Squintmoji. And I was like, {pulls it away and squints very hard} and that's Homestar Runner.

{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}

GENERIC ANNOUNCER: That's a great story!

{Homestar's hat spins around on his head.}

{Cut to another white tiled background. Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town, and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} New Homestar Runner {the label appears} Squintmojis!

{The "squint" part is squeezed as the five figures transform into figures comprised of emojis. Text appears as an announcer speaks.}

GENERIC ANNOUNCER: "Oh jeez, squintmojis!"

{The scene briefly goes dark and blurry in a squint, then back to normal.

GENERIC ANNOUNCER: Suh-somebody's already used that, right? {the music cuts out} We should check into that. Get Lawrence. Is he- is he still on the payroll? Lawrence?

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the Homestar squintmoji for an extra scene.
{Squintmoji Homestar is running through The Field as "Everybody! Everybody!" plays in the background. He encounters a Squintmoji Marzipan and stops abruptly.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah! Moji-pan!

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • This toon is based on emojis, pictograms and smileys used in modern web applications.

Inside References

  • At the end, the The Cheat Squintmoji is partially constructed of a cheese, which The Cheat was previously compared to in huttah!.

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