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==YouTube Version==
==YouTube Version==
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*The title of the video is Homestar Runner Squintmojis.
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[[File:SquintmojiAutoplay.png|thumb|"WHERE'S THE APPLE JUICE?"]]
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*Once again there is a false autoplay image, this one depicting Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks.
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*The video's title is "Homestar Runner Squintmojis".
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*The running Homestar emoji Easter egg plays automatically.
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*Once again there is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]], this one depicting a video called "Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks". Afterwards, the running Homestar emoji Easter egg plays automatically.
==External Links==
==External Links==
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Revision as of 01:58, 29 August 2017

Toon Category: Uncategorized
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"Guaranteed to give you the slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!"

Squintmojis are here! See which Homestar Runner characters you can barely recognize on your favorite mobile device!

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, The Cheat, The King of Town, Strong Sad, Marzipan (Easter egg)

Places: The Field

Date: Monday, August 28, 2017

Running Time: 4:41 (official), 0:54 (actual), 1:11 (YouTube)

Page Title: Slightest Impression Guaranteed!

Contents

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Are you tired of people using {Strong Bad gestures and -moji appears in shiny black letters} -moji as a legitimate suffix?

{"Neith" pops up above the -moji in sharp red letters, and "are we" and a second -moji appears below as Strong Bad speaks}

STRONG BAD: Neith-moji are we -moji!

{Cut to a white background with animated blue tiles. Homestar Runner and Strong Bad float in onto the screen}

STRONG BAD: Introducing new Homestar Runner {the label appears} SQUINTmojis!

{Homestar and Strong Bad are converted into an amalgam of emoji signs. Homestar is a bathtub, siren, and a sake bottle and cup with blue stripes. Strong Bad is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, a Japanese cracker, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.}

STRONG BAD: Guaranteed to give you the {pan slowly across the two emoji figures as Homestar and Strong Bad flash on top of them for comparison} the slightest impression of a Homestar Runner character!

{Cut to a yellow tiled background. A smartphone appears with a blue chat balloon reading "Hey bro, Wich is one sez 'jorb'?"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Simply type them in...

{A series of emojis appears consisting of a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard, and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.}

{Cut to Homestar's head. The word "SQUINT" appears squished as Homestar squints his eyes}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} ...and squint those eyes up!

{Cut to a comparison shot. The emoji is labelled "ORIGINAL", divided by a line next to the actual Coach Z labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} More...

{Squintification turns up to 10%. The image becomes blurrier}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, more anticipatory} More...

{Squintification turns up to 25%. The image becomes much blurrier}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, angrily} More!

{The scene shakes and blurs to 75%. Both images are barely visible}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, laughing} There we go!

{A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Indistinguishable!

{Cut to Homestar in the field. His propeller cap is on backwards and his eyes look saggy and tired. The corner reads "Actual Talk-Say"}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {mumbling} I this one time I was hanging out with this kid, {pulls out a smartphone with a chicken head, siren, and a sake bottle and cup resembling Homestar} and he got a Squintmoji. And I was like, {pulls it away and squints very hard} "Hey, that's Homestar Runner".

{He moves the phone further and squints harder. Homestar puts down the phone and smiles.}

GENERIC ANNOUNCER: That's a great story!

{Homestar's hat spins around on his head.}

{Cut to another white tiled background. Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, the King of Town, and Strong Sad appear and are brought up to size}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} New Homestar Runner {the label appears} Squintmojis!

{The "squint" part is squeezed as the five figures transform into figures comprised of emojis. Text appears as an announcer speaks.}

GENERIC ANNOUNCER: "Oh jeez, squintmojis!"

{The scene briefly goes dark and blurry in a squint, then back to normal}.

GENERIC ANNOUNCER: Suh— somebody's already used that, right? {the music cuts out} We should check into that. Get Lawrence. Is he— is he still on the payroll? Lawrence?

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the Homestar squintmoji for an extra scene.
{Squintmoji Homestar is running through an emoji-sculpted version of The Field as "Everybody! Everybody!" plays in the background. He encounters a Squintmoji Marzipan and stops abruptly.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah! Moji-pan!

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • This toon is based on emojis, pictograms and smileys used in modern web applications.

Trivia

  • The Homestar Squintmoji at the beginning is comprised of a bathtub, a red siren, and a sake bottle and cup with blue stripes.
  • The Strong Bad Squintmoji is a red car, Do Not Enter Sign, a Japanese cracker, boxing glove, table tennis paddle, and musical notes.
  • The Coach Z Squintmoji is made from a magnifying glass, a green lizard, a half-chopped cucumber, a green battery, another lizard, and a turtle is entered on the lower talk balloon.
  • The Homestar Squintmoji on Homestar's smartphone has a chicken head instead of a bathtub head.
  • At the end, Bathtub-head Homestar and Strong Bad reappear as they were.
  • The Cheat is comprised of a cheese wedge mounted on a yellow triangular warning sign.
  • The King of Town is a cloud-obscured sun with a red landline telephone.
  • Strong Sad is a volleyball, a bowl of rice, a flashlight, a screw, a fork and knife, and a newspaper.
  • Running Squintmoji Homestar uses paperclips and a checkmark for legs and cruise boats for feet. During the steps, his legs are a hammer and pick ax that are crossed.
  • Moji-pan is built from a saxophone, an ear, and a purple coin purse.

Goofs

  • On the comparison shot, the Squintmoji Coach Z is labelled "Original" and the original Coach Z is labelled "Squintmo'".
  • In the Flash version, the "Oh jeez, squintmojis!" text can be highlighted.

Inside References

  • Coach Z being the one that says 'jorb' references A Jorb Well Done.
  • Homestar's account of using a squintmoji reflects the way he recollects kids getting hurt on bikes in The Baloneyman.
  • At the end, the The Cheat Squintmoji is partially constructed of a cheese, which The Cheat was previously compared to in huttah!.

YouTube Version

"WHERE'S THE APPLE JUICE?"
  • The video's title is "Homestar Runner Squintmojis".
  • Once again there is a false autoplay image, this one depicting a video called "Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks". Afterwards, the running Homestar emoji Easter egg plays automatically.

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