Sports Teams

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The Even Stevens vs. Little Stevie and the Evens.

There are various sports teams scattered around the Homestar Runner universe.


The CGNU Dumples

The Jolly Dumple

The Dumples is Crazy Go Nuts University's "golf club team". The only apparent member of the team is The Cheat. Their mascot is The Jolly Dumple.


The Even Stevens

The Even Stevens are a kickball team, lead by Homestar Runner, that played against Little Stevie and the Evens in the toon Kick-a-Ball. Due to Homestar's inability to pick teams correctly, the team consisted of Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and, due to a surprise twist at the end, Strong Sad. The Even Stevens won the game, 127 to 125.


Facepaint Connection

"I'm done take me off the air!"

The Facepaint Connection was the name that Strong Mad and Strong Bad finally decided on for their tag-team wrestling duo. This team has Strong Bad and Strong Mad painted on their faces blue and red random designs. They are also associated with "the insidious Mr. Cheatayama".


Fightin' Coach Z's

The Fightin' Coach Z's

The Fightin' Coach Z's is a team apparently run by Coach Z himself. It's unclear who exactly is on this team, since that varies between sightings.


Fighting Growlbacks

See main article: Fighting Growlbacks

The Fighting Growlbacks is the general name given to every sports team at the Teen Girl Squad's school.

Foreign Object Bros.

You betta not mess with the Foreign Object Brothers!

The Foreign Object Bros. was one of the many names of Strong Mad and Strong Bad's tag-team wrestling duo. For reasons unknown, dangerous objects were placed randomly on their bodies.


Homestar's Knees Tech

Homestar's Knees Tech is a team that Strong Bad mentions that the CGNU Dumples will play against in mascot. He says it will be "a tough game" against them.


Little Stevie and the Evens

Little Stevie and the Evens is Strong Bad's team in Kick-a-Ball. It had all the main characters except Pom Pom, Homestar Runner, Homsar, and, apparently, Strong Sad. They played against Homestar's team, The Even Stevens, and lost 127-125 due to a surprise twist at the end.


Pile of Electronics State

"Go for the 8-track!"

Pile of Electronics State is one of the Golf Club teams that Crazy Go Nuts University played against in mascot. The team consists of a television (later seen in Halloween Potion-ma-jig), Mrs. Bennedetto (Marzipan's microwave), a Panasonic RQ-830S 8-Track player (also referred to as "The Plunger" or "TNT" style), and a Nintendo Entertainment System. They lost to CGNU 1-0 after The Cheat smashed them all up with a golf club.


Rax and Arby: The Sanctum of Spiky Shoulder Pads

"Rax and Arby: The Sanctum of Spiky Shoulder Pads."

This was one of Strong Bad and Strong Mad's hit and miss wrestling teams. Strong Bad and Strong Mad are wearing very spiky shoulder pads.


Team Kneepads

See Team Kneepads

Wild Vacationers

The Wild Vacationers

They were one of Strong Bad and Strong Mad's hit and miss wrestling teams. Strong Mad is wearing a Starfish shirt with a camera around his neck, and a hat exactly like Strong Bad's. Strong Bad has some sunglasses on with a line of sunscreen on his nose. He is also wearing a camera.


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