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The Chort — Sun, 23 May 2010 11:53:18 GMT

The Chort: +weird dream

[[Image:Georgia Underdrawers.PNG|thumb|300px|The Cheat and Strong Bad view TBC's home state in all its undergarbed glory.]]
Since [[The Brothers Chaps]] live in the Atlanta area, there are often references to things specific to the state of '''[[Wikipedia:Georgia (U.S. state)|Georgia]]'''.

==Georgia references==
*Email [[weird dream]] — The state of Georgia can be seen wearing underwear in an Easter Egg.
*Email [[couch patch]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad]] is wearing a T-shirt that says "See [[Wikipedia:Rock City|Rock City]]", a geographical formation in Georgia. Many barns around Rock City have "See Rock City" painted on their roofs.
*Email [[pizzaz]] — "This interview is OVER!" is a reference to [[Professional Wrestling|pro wrestling]] manager [[Wikipedia:James J. Dillon|J.J. Dillon]], who managed Ric Flair in the early '80s in Georgia. He would end every interview with the same comment.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — The sign in the locka-room that reads "Don't go into the marsh!!!!" refers to a similar sign in the Monster Plantation ride at [[Wikipedia:Six Flags Over Georgia|Six Flags Over Georgia]].
*[[50K Racewalker]] — Luke Schenscher, one of the secret characters in the game, is an Australian-born basketball player who led [[Wikipedia:Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets|Georgia Tech]] to the 2004 NCAA Final Four.
*[[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] — For the scene where Rather Dashing climbs up the mountain, that mountain is actually [[Wikipedia:Stone Mountain|Stone Mountain]].
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — [[Lundsford]] resembles the symbol of [http://www.georgianaturalgas.com/ Georgia Natural Gas].
*Email [[lady...ing]] — "Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check" is a reference to Georgia Tech. The first line of the fight song declares, "I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech..."
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Hovan is a restaurant chain in Florida and Georgia, located in mall food courts, that sell gyro-style wraps.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad receives an email from a sender in Georgia. However, he mumbles the state name.

==References with Atlanta ties==
There are also a number of references to more nationally recognizable things that have specific ties to Atlanta, Georgia.

*[[LEMKE]] — [[Wikipedia:Mark Lemke|Mark Lemke]] was a infielder during the 1990s for the [[Wikipedia:Atlanta Braves|Atlanta Braves]], and is often added into toons on the site.
*[[Thorax Corporation]] — "Program: The Sky's the Limit!" PRODUKT's instructions on how to be removed from the mailing list states that "Fanning the flames will not work, nor will the [[Wikipedia:Atlanta Flames|Atlanta Flames]]."
*[[Hairstyle Runner]] — One of the pictures refers to [[Wikipedia:Ryan Klesko|Ryan Klesko]], who also formerly played for the Atlanta Braves. Also, "L5P" refers to [[Wikipedia:Little Five Points|Little Five Points]], a neighborhood in Atlanta known for the tattoo-and-piercing crowd.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[Marzipan]] is dressed as [[Wikipedia:Lisa Lopes|Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes]] who was a member of the Atlanta-based R&B music group [[Wikipedia:TLC (band)|TLC]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — "Pointy point five" and "voice of Paughkeegan State" are references to Atlanta's local "eighty eight point five" (Album 88) "the voice of Georgia State."
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — [[The Cheat]] is dressed as Izzy who was the mascot of the [[Wikipedia:1996 Summer Olympics|1996 Olympic Games]] in Atlanta. His story is that he is a creature called a Whatizit who lives inside the Olympic Flame. Also, [[Pom Pom]] is dressed as [[Wikipedia:Kamala (wrestler)|Kamala the Ugandan Giant]], a wrestler played by James Harris, who now runs a BBQ joint in Atlanta, GA.
*Email [[local news]] — "SkyCheat Traffic" likely refers to "Sky Team Traffic", as seen on [http://www.wsbtv.com Channel 2 Action News], on the Atlanta television station [[Wikipedia:WSB-TV|WSB]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — [[Wikipedia:Richway Department Stores|Richway]] was a discount store in the Atlanta, GA area.
*[[Senor Mortgage]] — [[Wikipedia:Chick-fil-A|Chick-fil-A]] is a fast-food restaurant chain based in Atlanta, Georgia.
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — The enemy oven Lundsford is a reference to the symbol and/or mascot of Georgia Natural Gas. Billboards featuring this symbol and character can be seen in many places in the Atlanta area.
*[[Weclome Back]] — Though the sign on the merchandise table that reads "Merch Masala" bears similarities to the 1985 Hindi movie Mirch Masala, the sign actually refers to an Indian restaurant also called Mirch Masala in Decatur, Georgia, not far from The Brother Chaps' office space.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — The page title "11 Division Titles!" likely refers to the Atlanta Braves, who, at the time of the toon, had won 11 consecutive division titles.
*Email [[trading cards]] — The Crunk Warriors is a reference to the Atlanta CBA team called the [[Wikipedia:Atlanta Krunk Wolverines|Atlanta Krunk Wolverines]].
*Email [[bike thief]] — The [[CGNU]] building bears a strong resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Tech Tower|Tech Tower]], the main administrative building on the Georgia Tech campus.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Coach Z dresses up as the logo for [[Wikipedia:So So Def Recordings|So So Def Recordings]], an Atlanta record label.
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad refers to the email's sender as [[Wikipedia:Pascual Pérez (baseball)|Pascual Pérez]], another former Atlanta Braves player.
*[[Limozeen Live! - 27 Mar 2008]] and [[Limozeen Live! - 8 Nov 2008]] — Limozeen's concerts take place in Atlanta, GA.

== See also ==
*[[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007]]
*[[Mellow Mushroom]]
*[[Indiana]]
*[[Atlanta Braves]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

User:The Chort

The Chort — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:31:38 GMT

The Chort: You may not hear from me again until the summer, but I'll always be a H*R fan.

{{User:The Chort/toolbox}}

''This Homestar Runner Wiki user has an extremely busy real life and has therefore gone into semi-retirement for the moment. Hopefully I'll be back in the Summertimes...''

''Keep it real,''<br>
{{User:The Chort/sig}}

==Introduction==
Hello, there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I do not look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor do I make a habit of talking like [[Coach Z]]. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] fan, just like you! I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005 when I was at a loose end. I had already discovered [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Peasant's Quest]] but for some reason had never bothered to explore the rest of the site. After getting yet another Game Over on TROGDOR!, I decided to conduct a quick search on the Internet for two things. Firstly, I wanted to find some more information about this awesome [[Trogdor]] guy. Secondly, I wanted the secret code hinted at on the secret screen of TROGDOR!. It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon]]. My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "''Okaaay... why is there an [[Strong Bad Email|email show]] presented by some [[Strong Bad|mexican westling guy]] on the Internet?''" So I had a look at the [[FAQ]] to find out what the history and background to the site was, for I was confused and felt lost. There, I learnt that there was this secret game hidden somewhere on the site that was apparently impossible to beat. That's right, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another quick search and ended up instantly addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki]]. That night, I lay in my bed, completely unable to sleep, for I knew that I had discovered something truly special that day. Three months later and having watched every toon on the site at least once, on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to become a regular editor of this wiki by signing up with a unique and imaginative Username.

As you can see, I didn't succeed.

==About Me==
All you need to know is that I'm young male student who lives in England, (which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me). I'm at Uni now, and am supposed to be busy working all the time, not editing some fan wiki about an Internet cartoon featuring dumb animal characters! You'll probably see me drop by every now and then, either checking out all the edits in [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] or maybe proofreading articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality, malfunctioning code and utter nonsense. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, I sometimes go through the entire transcript and compare it with the actual toon step by step, so I can add any little details that might be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. I used to be addicted to cleaning up image summaries (thanks, [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]!) but simply don't have the time anymore. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions or compromises. But I usually end up posting crap in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]]. In closing, if you'd like to see what I've recently got up to on the wiki, [[Special:Contributions/The Chort|click here]] and maybe you'll see something other than the the words "[[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup|Image Summary Cleanup]]" repeated endlessly.

==Stuff I Probably Did==
*Created [[Happy Dethemberween Visuals]].
*Created [[Poor Acting]].
*Created [[Websites]].
*Suggested and helped create [[Minor Video Games]]. I added the table!
*Cleaned up the incomplete, unorganised mess that was [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]] and helped turn it into what eventually became a featured article. This is probably my proudest achievement on this wiki. :D
*Cleaned up the image summaries of [[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup/0-C|ALL these images]]. That's right. I went through every single one of those files linked to on that article. Only D-z to go.
*Added many of the entries, suffixes, "gutterences" and the "See Also Loop" to [[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]]. Beforehand, the article was just four sentences long.
*Added many of the reviews to [[Review Revue]]. Beforehand, the article was just three sentences long.
*Found the third necessary appearance of [[Strong Sad's Pills]] (it was from [[No Hands On Deck!]]) which resulted in said article's creation.
*Created two Userboxes (the ones with the half-dead/alive goat from [[technology]])

==Personal Favourites==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot!! Category !! Title !! Why?
|-
|[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || The [[Peasant's Quest]] opening. Strong Bad's and Homsar's kids' shows. Strong Bad losing it.
|-
|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png|75px]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]] || The Thnikkaman. Strong Bad's song. Wait, Marzipan's not a natural blonde?!
|-
|[[Image:Drivers Eded.png|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || The song. BBF. Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg debut. Everyone dies.
|-
|[[Image:poweredbubs.png|75px]] || [[Powered By The Cheat]] || [[mile]] || The Cheat answers an email. PBTC Bubs debut.
|-
|[[Image:Szechuan Steve.PNG|75px]] || [[Puppet Stuff]] || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || How can you make Dangeresque even more ridiculous than before? Why, by featuring puppets and rubbish special effects, of course!
|-
|[[File:Fan Costumes '07 SB HR.png|75px]] || [[Halloween]] || [[Fan Costume Commentary|Any]] [[More Fan Costumes|of]] [[Fan Costumes '06|the]] [[Fan Costumes '07|Fan]] [[Fan Costumes '08|Costumes]] || Still can't believe so many fans are willing to dress up in cheap, homemade costumes of characters from an obscure website. Strong Bad's wit is on point.
|-
|[[Image:dweenkidsbook.PNG|75px]] || [[Decemberween]] || [[That Time of Year]] || Everything. Originally had to close browser due to uncontrollable laughter.
|-
|[[Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commando Cartoon]] || [[An Important Rap Song]] || Crack Stuntman's first real debut. Hilarious rapping ensues.
|-
|[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || Strong Bad's weather forecast. Can be the most glitched up Main Page.
|-
|[[Image:King Brothers Game.PNG|75px]] || [[Games|"Game"]] || [[Super Kingio Brothers]] || The music. The good graphics. The stunning level design. The groundbreaking gameplay. The fact that the KOT's life is a joke.
|-
|[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|75px]] || [[Strumstar Hammer|Easter Egg]] || [[kids' book]], [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|"book"]] || Everything. Final page never fails to raise a laugh.
|-
|[[Image:Nophoto.PNG|75px]] || Epic Project || [[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup]] || This is the Super Secret Epic Project that I'm currently working which will soon be finished in a few months/years/after my death. But you can help too!
|-
|[[Image:Wanted.PNG|75px]] || HRWiki article || [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]] || Truly, one of the best articles I have ever seen on this wiki.
|}

{{User:The Chort/userbox}}

==The Wit of Strong Bad==
<blockquote>
"Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is... umm... really, really dumb and bad." — [[cartoon]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"...A One that is not cold is scarcely a One at all." — [[property of ones]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"The Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat... or your The Cheat. And who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan." — [[website]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"GOOD... GRAVY. I've got two words for the children that are raised on that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME." — [[for kids]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"So, why wear pants? An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said..." — [[long pants]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"...When people send me stupid emails, I'm obligated by law to do what they say. So, extra special cool coming right up!" — [[lady fan]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Next up, we got The Cheat's trading card game, which is really more like a trading card activity or trading card goings-on, because the word "game" implies fun and enjoyment. And you won't find none of ''that'' here. — [[trading cards]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Hordes of locusts and famine got nothing on the sight of Strong Sad dancing interpretively. So, in order to spare the world, I guess I can just never die." — [[your funeral]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Web comics are easy, Gunky. They're all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks, dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves. So just pick one of those and start tableting! Like the one where the slickly drawn college roommates make nothing but video game inside jokes! ... Or if you can't draw, never fear, just steal some graphics from your favorite video game. And add yet another unlicensed pixel comic to the overcrowded, overstunk landfill of web comics. ... So to answer your question, Gunky, DON'T MAKE A WEB COMIC! Why can't you just make a... comic. Everyone knows that putting 'web' in front of words automatically makes them crappier. Just look what happened to 'pages,' and 'cams,' and 'logs.' And who could forget the fall of the mighty 'isode.' Ohh, so tragic. — [[web comics]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"You internet types ruined Trogdor! Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad!" — [[Trogday 08]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Ah, fan clubs. Sweet, innocent, restraining order-inducing fan clubs. Don't get me wrong, fans are great. It's the addition of 'club' that totally roons it. Which is the opposite of how it usually works. For instance: turkey = mrenh, turkey club = mmmMMRENHhhhh!" — [[fan club]]
</blockquote>

User:The Chort

The Chort — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:23:17 GMT

The Chort: Dropping by to see what's up on April 1. How long has this been broken? Removing as can't be bothered to fix it.

{{User:The Chort/toolbox}}

''This user has an extremely busy real life and has therefore gone into semi-retirement from the Homestar Runner Wiki. For now, at least.''

<blockquote>
''"I still alive!"''<br>
-[[Señor]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]<br>
</blockquote>

==Introduction==
Hello, there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I do not look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor do I make a habit of talking like [[Coach Z]]. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] fan, just like you! I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005 when I was at a loose end. I had already discovered [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Peasant's Quest]] but for some reason had never bothered to explore the rest of the site. After getting yet another Game Over on TROGDOR!, I decided to conduct a quick search on the Internet for two things. Firstly, I wanted to find some more information about this awesome [[Trogdor]] guy. Secondly, I wanted the secret code hinted at on the secret screen of TROGDOR!. It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon]]. My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "''Okaaay... why is there an [[Strong Bad Email|email show]] presented by some [[Strong Bad|mexican westling guy]] on the Internet?''" So I had a look at the [[FAQ]] to find out what the history and background to the site was, for I was confused and felt lost. There, I learnt that there was this secret game hidden somewhere on the site that was apparently impossible to beat. That's right, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another quick search and ended up instantly addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki]]. That night, I lay in my bed, completely unable to sleep, for I knew that I had discovered something truly special that day. Three months later and having watched every toon on the site at least once, on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to become a regular editor of this wiki by signing up with a unique and imaginative Username.

As you can see, I didn't succeed.

==About Me==
All you need to know is that I'm young male who lives in England, (which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me). I'm at Uni now, and am supposed to be busy working all the time, not editing some fan wiki about an Internet cartoon featuring dumb animal characters! You'll probably see me drop by every now and then, either checking out all the edits in [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] ormaybe proofreading articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality, malfunctioning code and utter nonsense. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, I'll sometimes go through the entire transcript and compare it with the actual toon, so I can add little details that may be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. I used to be addicted to cleaning up image summaries (thanks, [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]!) but simply don't have the time anymore. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions or compromises. But I usually end up posting crap in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]]. In closing, if you'd like to see what I've recently got up to on the wiki, [[Special:Contributions/The Chort|click here]] and maybe you'll see something other than the the words "[[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup|Image Summary Cleanup]]" repeated endlessly.

==Stuff I Probably Did==
*Created [[Happy Dethemberween Visuals]].
*Created [[Poor Acting]].
*Created [[Websites]].
*Suggested and helped create [[Minor Video Games]]. I added the table!
*Cleaned up the incomplete, unorganised mess that was [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]] and helped turn it into what eventually became a featured article. This is probably my proudest achievement on this wiki. :D
*Cleaned up the image summaries of [[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup/0-C|ALL these images]]. That's right. I went through every single one of those files linked to on that article. Only D-z to go.
*Added many of the entries, suffixes, "gutterences" and the "See Also Loop" to [[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]]. Beforehand, the article was just four sentences long.
*Added many of the reviews to [[Review Revue]]. Beforehand, the article was just three sentences long.
*Found the third necessary appearance of [[Strong Sad's Pills]] (it was from [[No Hands On Deck!]]) which resulted in said article's creation.
*Created two Userboxes (the ones with the half-dead/alive goat from [[technology]])

==Personal Favourites==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot!! Category !! Title !! Why?
|-
|[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || The [[Peasant's Quest]] opening. Strong Bad's and Homsar's kids' shows. Strong Bad losing it.
|-
|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png|75px]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]] || The Thnikkaman. Strong Bad's song. Wait, Marzipan's not a natural blonde?!
|-
|[[Image:Drivers Eded.png|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || The song. BBF. Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg debut. Everyone dies.
|-
|[[Image:poweredbubs.png|75px]] || [[Powered By The Cheat]] || [[mile]] || The Cheat answers an email. PBTC Bubs debut.
|-
|[[Image:Szechuan Steve.PNG|75px]] || [[Puppet Stuff]] || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || How can you make Dangeresque even more ridiculous than before? Why, by featuring puppets and rubbish special effects, of course!
|-
|[[File:Fan Costumes '07 SB HR.png|75px]] || [[Halloween]] || [[Fan Costume Commentary|Any]] [[More Fan Costumes|of]] [[Fan Costumes '06|the]] [[Fan Costumes '07|Fan]] [[Fan Costumes '08|Costumes]] || Still can't believe so many fans are willing to dress up in cheap, homemade costumes of characters from an obscure website. Strong Bad's wit is on point.
|-
|[[Image:dweenkidsbook.PNG|75px]] || [[Decemberween]] || [[That Time of Year]] || Everything. Originally had to close browser due to uncontrollable laughter.
|-
|[[Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commando Cartoon]] || [[An Important Rap Song]] || Crack Stuntman's first real debut. Hilarious rapping ensues.
|-
|[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || Strong Bad's weather forecast. Can be the most glitched up Main Page.
|-
|[[Image:King Brothers Game.PNG|75px]] || [[Games|"Game"]] || [[Super Kingio Brothers]] || The music. The good graphics. The stunning level design. The groundbreaking gameplay. The fact that the KOT's life is a joke.
|-
|[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|75px]] || [[Strumstar Hammer|Easter Egg]] || [[kids' book]], [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|"book"]] || Everything. Final page never fails to raise a laugh.
|-
|[[Image:Nophoto.PNG|75px]] || Epic Project || [[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup]] || This is the Super Secret Epic Project that I'm currently working which will soon be finished in a few months/years/after my death. But you can help too!
|-
|[[Image:Wanted.PNG|75px]] || HRWiki article || [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]] || Truly, one of the best articles I have ever seen on this wiki.
|}

{{User:The Chort/userbox}}

==The Wit of Strong Bad==
<blockquote>
"Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is... umm... really, really dumb and bad." — [[cartoon]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"...A One that is not cold is scarcely a One at all." — [[property of ones]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"The Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat... or your The Cheat. And who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan." — [[website]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"GOOD... GRAVY. I've got two words for the children that are raised on that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME." — [[for kids]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"So, why wear pants? An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said..." — [[long pants]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"...When people send me stupid emails, I'm obligated by law to do what they say. So, extra special cool coming right up!" — [[lady fan]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Next up, we got The Cheat's trading card game, which is really more like a trading card activity or trading card goings-on, because the word "game" implies fun and enjoyment. And you won't find none of ''that'' here. — [[trading cards]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Hordes of locusts and famine got nothing on the sight of Strong Sad dancing interpretively. So, in order to spare the world, I guess I can just never die." — [[your funeral]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Web comics are easy, Gunky. They're all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks, dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves. So just pick one of those and start tableting! Like the one where the slickly drawn college roommates make nothing but video game inside jokes! ... Or if you can't draw, never fear, just steal some graphics from your favorite video game. And add yet another unlicensed pixel comic to the overcrowded, overstunk landfill of web comics. ... So to answer your question, Gunky, DON'T MAKE A WEB COMIC! Why can't you just make a... comic. Everyone knows that putting 'web' in front of words automatically makes them crappier. Just look what happened to 'pages,' and 'cams,' and 'logs.' And who could forget the fall of the mighty 'isode.' Ohh, so tragic. — [[web comics]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"You internet types ruined Trogdor! Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad!" — [[Trogday 08]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Ah, fan clubs. Sweet, innocent, restraining order-inducing fan clubs. Don't get me wrong, fans are great. It's the addition of 'club' that totally roons it. Which is the opposite of how it usually works. For instance: turkey = mrenh, turkey club = mmmMMRENHhhhh!" — [[fan club]]
</blockquote>

User talk:The Chort

The Chort — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:20:43 GMT

The Chort: /* Belated apology. */ Belated reply

[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Chort&action=edit&section=new '''Click me to leave a message. Convenient, huh?''']<div style="text-align: right"><small>
[[User talk:The Chort/Archive|Archived messages]]</small></div>

==`-'==

:Hi. [[User:Chipwich|Chipwich]] 23:09, 1 May 2008
::Hi! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 21:50, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

== Nitpicking... ==

About [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=hiding&diff=prev&oldid=576688 your edit], a couple = two. You would say that a boyfriend and girlfriend are a couple, yes? And that's two people. So, yeah. No big deal, your reword was probably better anyway. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 21:58, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
:This is the exact reason why I changed the word "couple"; it's too vague and can be interpreted differently by different people. For some people (like me), the word "couple", in some cases, can mean anything from two to, say, half a dozen, even though, it seems, this is not an accurate interpretation. I'm pretty impressed that you bothered to come all the way to my talk page just to tell me this. It's always lonely over here. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 14:47, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== Minor edits ==

Hi! Just dropped in to leave another nitpicky note on your talk page ;-) Sorry if it's pretentious of me to say so, but I've noticed you tend to use the "minor edit" checkbox for a lot of edits that I don't consider minor, such as adding or removing content from mainspace articles. In particular, I wouldn't mark an edit as minor just because it's a reversion if the edit is removing some content — no matter how dubious or recently added the content was. (Vandalism, meh, that's another thing). In my opinion, anything more than syntax, spelling, making a link, or ''very'' slight rewordings shouldn't be marked as minor. I know there's no strict rules around here or anything — just wanted to throw that out there for your consideration. I probably err on the side of not marking things as minor as frequently as maybe I ought to. You seem to be a great editor. ;-) {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 00:11, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
:Thank you, GreenHelmet, for the advice! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:35, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

== IRL Help ==

I think you're in a position that you might be able to help me with something. Will you please [[Special:Emailuser/OptimisticFool|e-mail me]] to provide me with your e-mail address, if you're willing? If you're not willing, that's totally fine, too. Curious, yet? =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 07:46, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:Unfortunately, I do not hand out my email address to strangers on the Internet, like free cookies at the supermarket. And if you do have a problem, wouldn't the sysops be more useful anyway? I am but a simple Wikignome who just edits the main articles on a regular basis to help improve the overall quality of the Wiki. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 14:26, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
::I respect that. And the reason I asked you is because what I need help with does not involve the wiki whatsoever. I need to ask a favor of someone in the UK. I will ask another; fear not. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 20:02, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

== RE: Pup Tent ==

[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pup%20tent Dictionary.com] says it's "a small, two-person, military tent consisting of two halves (shelter halves) buttoned or tied together, held up by accessory ropes and poles." Also called a "shelter tent". Just for your information. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:36, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
:Oh, I see. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:38, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

== Thanks ==

Hey, thanks man, for the advice.
[[User:PartyBrd20X6]]14:08, 07 September 2008 (UTC)
:You're weclome!  {{User:The Chort/sig}} 14:01, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

== Caps ==

Saw [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Lack_of_Intelligible_Speech&curid=27446&diff=591814&oldid=591809 this edit summary] and just couldn't resist: [[butt IQ]], [[CGNU]] and [[3 Wishes]] employ capitalized words in their titles. The only three so far. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:02, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:Naturally, there will always be some exceptions to the rule. Regardless, a point had to be made, and both time and the character limit in the Summary field restricted any further research on my behalf. Oh, and you forgot [[what I want]]. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:48, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

== Fanstuff Wiki ==
*Hi, [[The Cheat|The Chort]]! I notice you are pretty much a [[Strong Bad|cool, cool, guy]], but on top of that, are you, in the next months, days, or years, going to be a member of the Fanstuff Wiki's official website? -{{User:Umlaut76/sig}}
:Hi, [[Eggs|Umlaut76]]! Sorry, but I'd rather be helping out on the wiki, rather than spend my precious, limited spare time writing [[fan club|fan fiction]] unavoidably inferior to the genuine product, containing terrible new characters and words and... um... <small>slash</small>. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 20:27, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
::Yeah, I believe you. In fact, I even tried to enter the fanstuff Wiki, but for some reason, it has a 20X6 Level 10 advertisement image with two links(Note: Both links do not take you to the new Wiki.) I guarantee they'll make the Stinkoman 20X6 10th level before they will show the new fanstuff Wiki. -{{User:Umlaut76/sig}} 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:::This is despite the fact that you have no idea when either products will be released. Personally, the fact they're comparing the wait for Fanstuff to the wait for the final level of 20X6 (which was last updated over 3 years ago) says it all. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 20:35, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Unfortunately, the intrinsic quality of the original Fanstuff Wiki, which is now derelict, is probably the ''almost'' exact duration of when the 20X6 final level update has been [[privileges|totally abused]]. So, I am identically sure that the advertisement's duration may be as long as the original Fanstuff Wiki's existence''[sic]''. In other words, I am as sure as you are about the update being over 3 years ago. If you do not understand me, read the message real slow and easy. -{{User:Umlaut76/sig}} 29 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Um... I see. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:57, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

== The Bee thing ==

Your last edit is probably the best course of action, come to think of it. -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.138.31|132.183.138.31]] 20:53, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
:I didn't want to start an edit war or get involved in yet another complicated argument about the nature of the argument. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:48, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

== Flash ==

Dear The Chort, (can I just call you Chorty?) why am I not supposed to be watching the Flash file? I like bigscreen and outside-the-frame "glitches", and I can pause in the Flash file. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 02:30, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
:Dear Fangoriously, (can I just call you Fangy?) when I say that you're "not supposed to watch the Flash file", what I'm trying to say is that all the cartoons on homestarrunner.com are designed to be watched via the HTML link. This is why anything that's missing or present "behind the black" (i.e. off-screen) due to laziness is not considered to be a Goof because no one is actually ''supposed'' to see it anyway; all the visitors to the website are ''supposed'' to be watching the toon at the correct page, not the Flash file. Of course, there's nothing stopping you from watching the Flash file (which I also frequently do), but if you're editing the wiki article at the same time, you need to remember to disregard anything that you would not have seen if you were watching the HTML version (i.e. anything behind the black). TBC have talked about this in a few interviews and public appearances, such as [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|here]] and [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007 (censored)|here]]. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:14, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
::Yes, The Chort, you can just call me Fangy. I also understand that toons are designed to be watched on the HTML page, not the Flash file page. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 21:38, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

== I think you missed the point ==

Please see my talk page for comments regarding marking images as done when they aren't. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 13:57, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

== Good Jorb ==

I noticed you made a few image edits, nicely done. A couple of things I'd like to point out to keep in mind so that we can make the image summaries super-perfect; one, if there's anything bold, it probably doesn't need to be; and two, link everything you can, including (and especially) inside references made in the picture. That's all. Thanks for the help, maybe with both of us, it'll only take 25 days as opposed to 50. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:44, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
:I think you mean "weeks" as opposed to "days", but I'll do my best to help out whenever I can. Just one thing, though, is it really OK to remove the bold tags? For as long as I can remember, we always used bold tags in the image summaries. Surely this is an established standard by now and to remove those three little lines would cause some confusion? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:25, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
::There's no standard to the bold tags. The image policy says nothing about them. Also i've noticed that there's no consistancy to them. Some of them are bolding the subject of the image, others bold the source... There's no need for any bolding whatsoever, the desription and links are enough. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:40, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

== ISC edit summary ==

Hey The Chort. Thanks for cleaning up those image summaries. If you would, please use an edit summary with "image summary cleanup" spelled out. Months or years from now, no one reading the histories is going to remember what "ISC" stands for (and indeed I'm just guessing right now). Thanks one million! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:43, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
:But "image summary cleanup", is, like, 19 characters more! Eh, you're the sysop. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 20:45, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
::My browser lets me select from recent summaries I've typed to avoid having to retype them. Failing that, there's always copy and paste. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:53, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
:::One, I'm using bog standard IE, which apparently makes me an evil human being. I assume you're using Firefox, perhaps with one of those Greasy scipt things I've heard about? In any case, my status quo ensures that I won't be able to change my browser until I get my own laptop. Two, computers only allow you to copy and paste one thing at a time and I always end up overwriting. Do you have a magic computer that allows you to copy more than one thing or are you just more careful than me? And so failing all that, I could always, you know, use the keyboard. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 21:00, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Nope, I use IE7 most of the time, same as you. To enable the feature, go to Tools → Internet Options → Content → AutoComplete → Use AutoComplete for {{done}} Forms. You could also put the text in a NotePad window and recopy it if you overwrite the clipboard. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:22, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::Thanks, It's dot com! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:15, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

== Re: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:DeFender1031/ISC/0-C&diff=636912&oldid=636865&rcid=595881 this] ==

I know, i've just been too busy lately to invest much time steadily going through. I've been patrolling recent changes, but that i can multitask on and it doesn't take so much time in the grand scheme of things. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:07, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
:You should go into higher education/uni, you end up with more free time than you deserve. ;) {{User:The Chort/sig}} 21:09, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

== I just want to say... ==

...that you're doing a great job with your Image Summary Cleanup. Good prize! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 17:02, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:04, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
::As the person who began the project and then got too busy to continue working on it for the time being, i'd like to heartily second that. Second nothing. I'd like to third, fourth, fifth, and sixth that. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:40, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Thanks again! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:53, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

== My pictures ==

Hey, i noticed that you tagged two of the pictures i uploaded a couple months ago (sbeyes and sbhand; one is in my signature and one is a [[hiding]] userbox on my page most of the way down the list) as personal images, and i was wondering why. I fully intended for them to be put to use throughout the wiki, and they are both h*r-related. i thought a personal image was an image you uploaded that wasn't related to the website in any way and that wasn't intended to be put to use throughout the wiki. can i have some clarification please? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:21, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
:Simple. I used the guidelines set out on [[HRWiki:Personal images]]: "''A personal image is defined as one not in specific use by the project.''" It is irrelevant whether the images are taken from homestarrunner.com or not. Since neither of those [[:File:sbeyes.PNG|two]] [[:File:sbhand.png|images]] are currently in use on this wiki other than on your user page and your signature, they count as your two personal images. Of course, this definition also means that if either of the images was somehow put to good use somewhere else on this wiki, then it would no longer be considered as one of your personal images. This policy on personal images is basically just to stop people uploading large amounts of irrelevant images, and it doesn't really matter if your images have been tagged as personal images or not. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:49, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
::So if i want to make a userbox using someone else's personal image, does that mean it relieves them of one of their personal images? I saw one that i thought i might want to use, and then i saw the personal image tag. is this okay? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 04:04, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
:::There's nothing wrong with using any image which is already being used by another user. If you want to use a certain image, feel free to do so. According to [[HRWiki:Personal images]], ''if more than one user is using the same image, then it should only be attributed to one of them... Attribute it to the person who uploaded it if he or she is using it... Else attribute it to the person who has been using it the longest.'' So no, you wouldn't be relieving them of one of their personal images. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 14:10, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

== Whoa. ==

Your redirects and disambig fixes today are nothing short of epic awesome. You crazy fast, The Chort. I salute ye. (But I'm having trouble keeping up with marking as patrolled on teh recent changes! Mehh!) --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 14:46, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
:All you need is the "What links here" command in the toolbox on the left and a browser that uses tabs. It's the little tricks like that which allow devoted users to take gnome work to ridiculous outcomes. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:10, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

== C'MON! Link it RIGHT! ==
Your link to [[C'MON! It's FOG!]] is broked. I won't leave it alone, though. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 16:36, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
:Unbroked. Plus, C'mon! It's FOG! is a ligitimate article. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:39, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

== username useage ==

i used your username on my page. here is what it says:
{{userboxtop}}

{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user has shanked [[user: the chort]]'s jenga ship.}}

|}
is this ok?
--[[User:Corbin377|Corbin377]] 03:33, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
:Sure, I don't mind. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:19, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

== that fweakin' marshmallow ==

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
I HATE THAT FWEAKING MARSHMALLOW TOO!
I GUESS I CAN STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS NOW.
So anydangway, I once printed out a picture
of him, then Punkin Stencil...of him. I regret EVER DOING IT.
Now every night I hope it doesn't talk to me like it
did to Homestar. Why? It'll prabably give me career advice.
Not that that's a bad thing, but I'M 13! I DON'T HAVE A JORB!
If I see Marshie tonight, i'm getting out the Compund Bow.

Crapfully yours--[[Special:Contributions/68.39.79.161|68.39.79.161]] 02:20, 18 October 2009 (UTC)C-Son-L Sweaters and the Get Bored Crew
:So I suddenly go AWOL for a month, without warning or explanation, and this is the only message you guys leave on my talk page? Did anyone even notice my inexplicable absence? I guess you guys got along just fine without me, huh? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 23:50, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

== Belated apology. ==

After rereading my old edits on the old Tomatocycle talk, I realize I was a huge jerk about it to you and all of the users who talked on it. So very sorry, and I will never say "goodbye and stop whining" again. Well, exlcuding the one I just typed, but that is beside the point. Are we cool? Just wanted to say that to you and all the users I offended.--[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 16:57, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
:I understand. I've noticed that you've since become a great editor and I hope you'll continue to stick around, even though I can't anymore (my life is BUSY!) {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Crack Stuntman

The Chort — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:28:46 GMT

The Chort: He's not just doing it for the money.

[[Image:CrackStuntman.PNG|thumb|"BLAAAAH'm Crack Stuntman!"]]
[[Image:Sketchbook-4-5-07.PNG|thumb|left|Sketch'd!]]
'''Crack Stuntman''' is the voice actor for [[Gunhaver]] on the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is [[Gunhaver's Name|correctly pronounced]], and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show". Some boxes of [[Minor Foods|Cheat Commandos...O's]] have a Crack Stuntman mask on the back, which [[Homestar Runner]] wore in [[specially marked]]. Crack has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]], though it is questionable how much he takes this non-profit organization to heart, as he seems more interested in living a life of luxury than in saving endangered species; he refuses to speak on behalf of Pistols for Pandas unless he gets paid and has mentioned that his charity work is [[Fan Costumes '09|court-ordered]].

During the recording of [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], Crack Stuntman was shown to be both uncooperative and bossy. He insisted on changing the script, providing the voice for [[Crackotage]] instead and even introducing [[New Bad Guy Girl Character|an entirely new character]] for [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend|his girlfriend]]. Each time the director, [[A. Chimendez]], objected to his requests, Crack would threaten to leave the studio if he didn't get his way. Eventually, A. Chimendez inserted [[Agent Chimendez|his own character]] to remove Gunhaver from the episode before trapping Crack Stuntman in a box. It is later implied that Crack Stuntman will be replaced before Gunhaver's next appearance. This is seen to be true in [[Pistols for Pandas]], where he begs for his old job back during a commercial. He later gets it back, as seen in an Easter egg.

Crack Stuntman has had a number of roles in addition to the Cheat Commandos series. He played the title character of a [[Strong Badman]] [[Comic Book Movie|movie]] because Strong Bad deemed him inappropriate for the role. According to the email [[rated]], he also starred in the ''Fists of Knuckles'' series, a RRR-rated movie series directed by [[A. Chimendez]].

According to the email [[original]], for a time he manned [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] under the name "Crack Stuntbubs" after the departure of [[Original Bubs]]. [[Marzipan]], however, later suggested that the whole email was a product of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[History According to Strong Bad|imagination]].

He is a Caucasian man in his late twenties or early thirties, with short cropped blond hair and a five o'clock shadow. His [[Cool Glasses|shades]] are very similar to Gunhaver's. He claims to be pretty tall. Crack Stuntman bears a strong resemblance to the briefing-screen character from the [[Nintendo|NES]] game [[Wikipedia:Bad Dudes|''Bad Dudes'']].

Crack lives in a cabin in [[Wikipedia:Lake Tahoe|Lake Tahoe]], which has a hot tub which he claims has two-stories and an underwater fireplace.

His personality is very reminiscent of the G.I. Joe character [[Wikipedia:Sgt. Slaughter (G.I. Joe)|Sergeant Slaughter]], voiced by the professional wrestler of the same name. He also bears an uncanny resemblance to real-life prolific voice actor [[Wikipedia:Frank Welker|Frank Welker]].

{{clear}}
== Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] (voice only)
*[[:Category:Crack Stuntman Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"|[[The Next Epi-Snowed]]|Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake|Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3}}
|}
{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

User:The Chort

The Chort — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:26:36 GMT

The Chort: Too busy to go on here anymore.

{{User:The Chort/toolbox}}

''This user has an extremely busy real life and has therefore gone into semi-retirement from the Homestar Runner Wiki. For now, at least.''

<blockquote>
''"I still alive!"''<br>
-[[Señor]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]<br>
</blockquote>

==Introduction==
Hello, there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I do not look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor do I make a habit of talking like [[Coach Z]]. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] fan, just like you! I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005 when I was at a loose end. I had already discovered [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Peasant's Quest]] but for some reason had never bothered to explore the rest of the site. After getting yet another Game Over on TROGDOR!, I decided to conduct a quick search on the Internet for two things. Firstly, I wanted to find some more information about this awesome [[Trogdor]] guy. Secondly, I wanted the secret code hinted at on the secret screen of TROGDOR!. It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon]]. My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "''Okaaay... why is there an [[Strong Bad Email|email show]] presented by some [[Strong Bad|mexican westling guy]] on the Internet?''" So I had a look at the [[FAQ]] to find out what the history and background to the site was, for I was confused and felt lost. There, I learnt that there was this secret game hidden somewhere on the site that was apparently impossible to beat. That's right, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another quick search and ended up instantly addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki]]. That night, I lay in my bed, completely unable to sleep, for I knew that I had discovered something truly special that day. Three months later and having watched every toon on the site at least once, on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to become a regular editor of this wiki by signing up with a unique and imaginative Username.

As you can see, I didn't succeed.

==About Me==
All you need to know is that I'm young male who lives in England, (which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me). I'm at Uni now, and am supposed to be busy working all the time, not editing some fan wiki about an Internet cartoon featuring dumb animal characters! You'll probably see me drop by every now and then, either checking out all the edits in [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] ormaybe proofreading articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality, malfunctioning code and utter nonsense. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, I'll sometimes go through the entire transcript and compare it with the actual toon, so I can add little details that may be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. I used to be addicted to cleaning up image summaries (thanks, [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]!) but simply don't have the time anymore. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions or compromises. But I usually end up posting crap in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]]. In closing, if you'd like to see what I've recently got up to on the wiki, [[Special:Contributions/The Chort|click here]] and maybe you'll see something other than the the words "[[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup|Image Summary Cleanup]]" repeated endlessly.

==Stuff I Probably Did==
*Created [[Happy Dethemberween Visuals]].
*Created [[Poor Acting]].
*Created [[Websites]].
*Suggested and helped create [[Minor Video Games]]. I added the table!
*Cleaned up the incomplete, unorganised mess that was [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]] and helped turn it into what eventually became a featured article. This is probably my proudest achievement on this wiki. :D
*Cleaned up the image summaries of [[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup/0-C|ALL these images]]. That's right. I went through every single one of those files linked to on that article. Only D-z to go.
*Added many of the entries, suffixes, "gutterences" and the "See Also Loop" to [[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]]. Beforehand, the article was just four sentences long.
*Added many of the reviews to [[Review Revue]]. Beforehand, the article was just three sentences long.
*Found the third necessary appearance of [[Strong Sad's Pills]] (it was from [[No Hands On Deck!]]) which resulted in said article's creation.
*Created two Userboxes (the ones with the half-dead/alive goat from [[technology]])

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1. Stupid Crap-For-Brains on the Internet who think it's funny to be as stupid/offensive/racist ect. as possible to other users. Such morons do not deserve to have Internet access at all.<br>
2. Hitting Save page and ''then'' thinking up something else to add to the article. <br>
3. UNIVERSITY WORKLOAD!!!<br>
4. Hearing the word "Aluminium" pronounced as "Aluminum".<br>
5. Um... not penguins.<br>
6. Computers which crash, run slowly or just randomly malfunction.<br>
7. Forgetting to click Show preview.<br>
8. Accidently mashing Insert instead of Delete, Caps instead of Shift ect.<br>
9. Bad spelling/grammer/English.<br>
10. Coughing.<br>
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==Personal Favourites==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot!! Category !! Title !! Why?
|-
|[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || The [[Peasant's Quest]] opening. Strong Bad's and Homsar's kids' shows. Strong Bad losing it.
|-
|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png|75px]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]] || The Thnikkaman. Strong Bad's song. Wait, Marzipan's not a natural blonde?!
|-
|[[Image:Drivers Eded.png|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || The song. BBF. Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg debut. Everyone dies.
|-
|[[Image:poweredbubs.png|75px]] || [[Powered By The Cheat]] || [[mile]] || The Cheat answers an email. PBTC Bubs debut.
|-
|[[Image:Szechuan Steve.PNG|75px]] || [[Puppet Stuff]] || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || How can you make Dangeresque even more ridiculous than before? Why, by featuring puppets and rubbish special effects, of course!
|-
|[[File:Fan Costumes '07 SB HR.png|75px]] || [[Halloween]] || [[Fan Costume Commentary|Any]] [[More Fan Costumes|of]] [[Fan Costumes '06|the]] [[Fan Costumes '07|Fan]] [[Fan Costumes '08|Costumes]] || Still can't believe so many fans are willing to dress up in cheap, homemade costumes of characters from an obscure website. Strong Bad's wit is on point.
|-
|[[Image:dweenkidsbook.PNG|75px]] || [[Decemberween]] || [[That Time of Year]] || Everything. Originally had to close browser due to uncontrollable laughter.
|-
|[[Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commando Cartoon]] || [[An Important Rap Song]] || Crack Stuntman's first real debut. Hilarious rapping ensues.
|-
|[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || Strong Bad's weather forecast. Can be the most glitched up Main Page.
|-
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{{User:The Chort/userbox}}

==The Wit of Strong Bad==
<blockquote>
"Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is... umm... really, really dumb and bad." — [[cartoon]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"...A One that is not cold is scarcely a One at all." — [[property of ones]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"The Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat... or your The Cheat. And who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan." — [[website]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"GOOD... GRAVY. I've got two words for the children that are raised on that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME." — [[for kids]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"So, why wear pants? An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said..." — [[long pants]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"...When people send me stupid emails, I'm obligated by law to do what they say. So, extra special cool coming right up!" — [[lady fan]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Next up, we got The Cheat's trading card game, which is really more like a trading card activity or trading card goings-on, because the word "game" implies fun and enjoyment. And you won't find none of ''that'' here. — [[trading cards]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Hordes of locusts and famine got nothing on the sight of Strong Sad dancing interpretively. So, in order to spare the world, I guess I can just never die." — [[your funeral]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Web comics are easy, Gunky. They're all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks, dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves. So just pick one of those and start tableting! Like the one where the slickly drawn college roommates make nothing but video game inside jokes! ... Or if you can't draw, never fear, just steal some graphics from your favorite video game. And add yet another unlicensed pixel comic to the overcrowded, overstunk landfill of web comics. ... So to answer your question, Gunky, DON'T MAKE A WEB COMIC! Why can't you just make a... comic. Everyone knows that putting 'web' in front of words automatically makes them crappier. Just look what happened to 'pages,' and 'cams,' and 'logs.' And who could forget the fall of the mighty 'isode.' Ohh, so tragic. — [[web comics]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"You internet types ruined Trogdor! Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad!" — [[Trogday 08]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Ah, fan clubs. Sweet, innocent, restraining order-inducing fan clubs. Don't get me wrong, fans are great. It's the addition of 'club' that totally roons it. Which is the opposite of how it usually works. For instance: turkey = mrenh, turkey club = mmmMMRENHhhhh!" — [[fan club]]
</blockquote>

User:The Chort/userbox

The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:12:28 GMT

The Chort: time to change these again

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User:Mr. Arrow'd Homsar

The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:02:03 GMT

The Chort: undid revision 684563; If that's Mr. Arrow'd Homsar, please sign in first. Otherwise, do not edit other people's user pages unless it is absolutely necessary.

Expecting Arrows?
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 |Heh, no. Sparrow'd.]]
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== Who the crap...? ==
Oh, nothing. I'm just a [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|friendly remainder]]. I laughed my butt off the first time I saw Homsar, so I have the thing... a lil' trauma with him. Maybe because he rocks. AaAaAaAaAa!

== Homsar Gallery ==

<gallery>
Image:homsar_evolution_current.png|<center>Homsar at his best. Hi, Wonder Mike!</center>
Image:oldhomsar.png|<center>What is it, Strong Bad?</center>
Image:Videlectrix_Homsar_page.png|<center>It sucks this was discontinued.</center>
</gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Homsar_as_Little_Orphan_Annie.PNG|<center>He looks so weirded out. And weird.</center>
</gallery>

The King of Town

The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:00:46 GMT

The Chort: undid revision 684561; this is speculative, it may not be true, and if it is, it explains the joke

{{charnav|The King of Town|kot|Bubs|The Poopsmith}}
[[Image:kot.PNG|thumb|right|221px|"My life is a joke."]]
{{aboutcharacter}} {{fortoon|The King of Town DVD}} {{for|[[Decemberween]] character|The King of Town (Decemberween)}} {{for|title|King of Town (title)}}

== Biography ==
'''The King of Town''', middle name [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2#Message 6|Wad]] and self-nicknamed the "KOT", is a very rich man and the ''de jure'' ruler of [[Free Country, USA]], though in [[labor day]], [[Strong Bad]] suggests that his title is self-proclaimed. However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. His head is completely white with black lines for eyes, a [[mustache]] and a beard, though it was suggested in [[diorama]] that the white is fur or hair, as he has pink flesh underneath. He wears a gold crown and what appears to be a red robe with white trim with [[Lack of Visible Arms|no arms]]. He has been seen in different attire resembling a striped one-piece swimming suit when swimming ([[keep cool]]) and in Strong Bad's amazing feats of wonder ([[retirement]]). When in this suit, it suggests that he has this white fur/hair all over his body.

One of the King's main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him, except [[peas]] and [[The Cheat]]. He had a long-standing aversion to [[whatsit]] which finally ended in [[fan club]]. His favorite food is [[butter]], though in [[Homestar Ruiner]], he has a natural love for [[chocolate]], since it is one of his "several hundred culinary weaknesses." As a result of his unhealthy eating habits, he has many, sometimes serious, health problems, as it is the norm for him to have several heart attacks after eating. According to the [[record book]], he is the "least healthiest (man?)". As revealed in the sbemail [[pizza joint]], he spends most of his day calling random numbers in hopes of finding a new restaurant, and has found [[The Pizz]] as a result.
[[Image:3dkot.png|thumb|140px|Do I smell 3D?]]
The King employs [[The Poopsmith]] (for personal reasons) and a [[:Category:King's Servants|few other characters]]. Like [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Homsar]], and [[Marzipan]], he also has no [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]], but can handle things as though he does. His age is known to be somewhere in his 60s. He also leads the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]]. According to a message he left on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Marzipan's answering machine]] and on Strong Bad's answering machine in [[Lappynapped!]], he can play the guitar, and was finally seen doing so in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. Along with [[The Cheat]], he has cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also has his very own "[[KOT's VOQPCS!|quite popular cartoon show]]" which, although it was pre-empted in favor of a [[Strong Bad Email]] in [[senior prom]], was shown some time later. He is also an authorized [[Wikipedia: Godzilla|Godzilla]] reseller as seen in [[TrogdorCon '97]].

It has become unclear whether the King has royal ancestors from whom he inherited the official honor of "King", or if his title is self-imposed and he simply purchased his crown from the "Costume Palace", as could be interpreted from his character video. In [[original]], [[Strong Bad]] claims that "there've been like twelve King of Towns". An Easter egg at the end of the email shows graves for 11 Kings of Town, including one known as "Onion King of Town", although it is unknown if this is real or imaginary. [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] both claim that [[Strong Bad]] was lying about [[Original Bubs]], who angrily leaves due to the ''current'' King eating the mayo off his egg salad, ([[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] seems to miss Original Bubs, though) so Strong Bad may have been lying about the other Kings of Town as well. It is revealed in [[Strong Badia the Free]] that he hates his job, so much that he tricks [[Strong Bad]] into taking over his castle while getting his [[House of the Brothers Strong|house]]. A short time later in the game, he is tricked into retaking his throne.

Although the King wears his crown most of the time, it has been stolen by Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. It has also been worn by Strong Bad when he was on a "regal [[rampage]]", by [[Coach Z]] when he tackled The King while thinking he was going to eat The Cheat in [[Where's The Cheat?]], by The Cheat in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and [[Strong Bad]] took his spare crown in Strong Badia the Free.

The King can be heard [[The King of Town Booing|booing]] from time to time, even at himself.

In [[Play Date]] it is implied that the King has been married to a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Brunswick stew|Brunswick stew]] for fifty years, referred to by the King as the "dollop of sour cream" anniversary.

*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[House of the Brothers Strong]] ''(briefly)''
*'''Debut:''' first seen: [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], first spoke in [[The King of Town DVD]]
*[[:Category:The King of Town Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{Character Video Transcript}}

== Fun Facts ==
* An [[Old Characters Page]] claimed the King was [[Marzipan]]'s father, but [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said they dropped this idea early on. "That was just something that we just toyed around with there briefly, but then decided that's not the way we wanted it to go. We just put that up, but most people don't visit the [[Museum]], so hopefully it doesn't cause too much mass confusion." — [[Matt Chapman]]
* At the end of the clip, the sheep continues chewing, even though [[the VCR]] is paused. This is because the sheep was created as a movie clip, which animates independently of the main timeline in [[Flash]].
*The King claims he got his title (and a value meal) by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. Typically one would ''earn'' an item of equal or lesser value by purchasing a different item.
*According to [[A Decemberween Pageant]], a [[The King of Town (Decemberween)|King of Town]] was involved in the discovery of the first [[Decemberween]]. It is not clear, however, whether that King of Town and the current one are the same individual.
*He was once slim and trim, but according to [[flashback]], may have gotten his weight from the lifetime supply of fishsticks because nobody else would claim them.
*Apparently, the King has a ham for a heart, as shown in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*When playing the game [[Kid Speedy]] in KOT mode, the King appears to gain energy by eating junk food and [[swear]] words. Although he has exhibited his love of unhealthy food on many occasions, his predilection for foul language is otherwise unknown.
*The King once purchased the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] from [[Bubs]], but was unable to make it run in order to check his emails. He claimed it was "the last time he'll buy a used computer from Bubs". His email address is currently invalid. He also has had an answering machine that claims that he "has no messages...ever", that he has "no friends", and that "nobody likes" him.
*He may have German heritage, due to the fact that his Old-Timey variation is German and he wears a pickelhaube in [[Ever and More!]].
*Though he claims he lives in "yon castle", Strong Bad claims in the [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|commentary]] to [[The King Of Town DVD]] that he actually lives in a run-down two-bedroom home next door to him.
*In the short, [[Donut Unto Others]], it is shown that the King possesses either powers of teleportation or skills as a ninja, as he can appear and disappear in a puff of smoke without any sign of him, even when standing in an open field.

==Favorite Foods==

The King of Town has several things he loves to eat, both [[The King of Town's Food|food items]] and [[Eating Non-Food Items#The King of Town|non-food items]] alike.
(He is not seen eating some of the items listed, but they are stored in his pantry or have been mentioned.)

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Food !! Appears In
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| Animal Phat || [[suntan]], [[the bet]]
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| Anything with "[[butter]]" in the name || [[Who Said What Now?]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[suntan]], [[the bet]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Army-Style Mayo|Army Style Mayo]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Awwww Gratin Potatoes|Awwww Gratin Potatoes]] from '83 || [[the bet]]
|-
| Bananas || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Biscuit dough || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|-
| Bleached Buttered Bats || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Buffalo wings || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]
|-
| Buttermilk || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Cake || [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Candy Corn-shaped Halloween lights || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| [[Cardboard Boxes]] covered in syrup || [[monster truck]]
|-
| Chicken (both baked and Kentucky Fried) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Chili mac || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Chocolate dipped tapeworm || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine version 16.2]]
|-
| Coal || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| Cold cuts || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Corn dog batter || [[#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town's character video]]
|-
| Cotton balls || [[diorama]]
|-
| Danish || [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food|Decemberween Bunnies]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| [[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets|Denture tablets]] || [[retirement]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Deodorants|Deodorant]] || [[secret recipes]]
|-
| [[Doughnut]]s || [[Donut Unto Others]]
|-
| Electrical cable || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Fajitas || [[the movies]]
|-
| Fried Turkey || [[Toikey TV]]
|-
| [[Giblets]] || [[Jibblies 2]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Giblet gravy || [[more armies]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Giant Pile of Salt|Giant piles of salt]] || [[record book]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#The KOT's Good Gravy|Good Gravy]] || [[for kids]]
|-
| [[Decemberween Food#Gravied Yams|Gravied Yams]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| [[Ham]] || [[Homestarloween Party]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Revenge of the King]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
|-
| [[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] erasers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Himself || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| His mustache || [[#Character Video Transcript|His character video]]
|-
| His foot || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| His tongue || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Ice Style Cream|Ice Style Cream]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Jelly beans || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Lamb || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
|-
| Macadamias || [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Marshmallows || [[One Two, One Two]]
|-
| Meatballs || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Milk Duds || [[the movies]]
|-
| Mini-breads || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Motherboard (covered in 70% cacao) || [[nightlife]]
|-
| Nougat || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Oatmeal || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Octopus || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Oliveloaf || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Omelette || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Oysters || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| [[Pizza]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]], [[pizza joint]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Cans of [[Pork]] [[b/w]] [[Beans]] || [[business trip]]
|-
| [[The King of Town's Food#Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins|Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| [[Potate]] || [[the bet]]
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| Pickled monkey fingers || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
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| Prescription ice cream || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
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| Puppies || [[rated]]
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| Raw [[eggs]] || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
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| [[Color Flavored|Red Flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]] || [[winter pool]]
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| Regurgitated food (at least a ham sandwich that Homestar ate) || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
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| Royal bologna || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
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| Royal custard || [[Homestar Ruiner]]
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| A TV remote control || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
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| Salisbury Sundaes || [[Homestarloween Party]]
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| [[Schenectady Crispies]] || [[the bet]]
|-
| Scorpion Food (as [[Munchox]]) || [[8-Bit is Enough]]
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| Sheep (lamb chops) || [[The King of Town DVD]]
|-
| Steak || [[Where's The Cheat]]
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| [[Strong Sad]]'s "disturbing soft-serve flip" || [[keep cool]]
|-
| Strudel || [[8-Bit is Enough]]
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| [[Decemberween Food#Stuffinged Ham|Stuffinged Ham]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
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| Sunflower seeds || [[Kick-A-Ball]]
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| [[Swiss Cake Rolls]] (Creamy Ding Snack Cakes) || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
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| Thin gravy film || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
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| Toilet paper || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
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| [[Wikipedia:Turducken|Turduckens]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
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| [[Whatsit]] || [[fan club]]
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| [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii remote]] || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
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| Wooden tables || [[unnatural]]
|}

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and The King of Town's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Kaiser]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[The Prince of Town]]
*[[Perducci]] (From [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[Munchox]] ([[8-Bit is Enough]])
*[[The Castlefunnies|King Castlefunny]]
*[[Trading Cards|The STING of Town]] ([[trading cards]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[wikipedia:Hagar the Horrible|Hagar the Horrible]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[wikipedia:McDonaldLand#Hamburglar|The Hamburglar]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The Mayor of Halloweentown (from [[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|The Nightmare Before Christmas]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[wikipedia:Harland Sanders|Colonel Sanders]] (the founder of [[wikipedia:KFC|KFC]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gorton's of Gloucester|The Gorton's Fisherman]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Al Sharpton|Rev. Al Sharpton]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Hello Kitty|Hello Kitty]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
*[[Wikipedia:List of Cluedo characters|Colonel Mustard]] in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].

==See Also==
*[[The King of Town Evolution]]
*[[The King of Town Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#The King of Town|Nicknames]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I rule the school!"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."|[[KOT's VOQPCS!]]|Mirror:kot_reek.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let the KOT have some!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3}}
*{{qotw|Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]|Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The punishment is not too bad, eh?"|[[Revenge of the King]]|Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Stop what? I don't do nothing!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"|[[Where's The Cheat?]]|Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3}}
|}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_kot.html|watch The King of Town's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_kot.swf|view the Flash file for The King of Town's character video]]

{{Characters|King of Town}}

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0

The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:57:17 GMT

The Chort: undid revision 684562; Look carefully at his feet and you can just see the bottoms of his legs. They are *just* visible.

{{mamnav|5|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0}}

[[Image:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV5.png|thumb|"Hello? Hellooooo? Marzipan? Hello?" ]]

Coach Z and Bubs are drunk, Homsar is numb, Strong Bad is British, Homestar is a telemarketer, and Strong Sad is as lonely as usual.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 5

'''Release Date:''' October 13, 2001

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. ''{singing}'' Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a messa— ''{beep}''

=== Message 6 ===
'''COACH Z:''' ''{sounding like he's drunk}'' Hey there Marzipan, it's Coach Z... Wheeeee!

'''BUBS:''' ''{also sounding drunk; in the background while Coach Z continues talking}'' Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, "Hey!" No, no, just—Tell her I said, "Bananas!" Tell her I said, "A bluh-buncha bananas." ''{continues making an unintelligible statement as Coach Z continues talking}''

'''COACH Z:''' Look at me, I'm Coach Z! Oh, I'm now, I'm a poet, though. I apologize. I-I-I'm over at Bubs's place. Uh, we're just hanging out here having a good time, you know.

'''BUBS:''' ''{in the background; singing}'' Good time plus twooooo!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{singing}'' Good times times 3... makes 1, 2, Coach Z! ''{stops singing}'' See I told you I was a poet, now. Uh, so anyways, like I say, we're just hanging out over here, having a great time, and I started thinking about you, ''{sniffs, starts to cry}'', 'cause I always have such a great time with you, 'cause you're such... you're such a beautiful person, and you're just... ''{sobs}'' You're so perfect, and, you know, I couldn't ask for more in a lady. ''{sniffs}'' Oh, geez. I'm sorry. I... ''{sniffs}'' I gotta go.

=== Message 5 ===
'''HOMSAR:''' DaAAahhh, hello, Marzy-pa-yun. It's Homsar! Dahhh, I was just calling to thank you for the ''flo''wers you sent me while I was in the hospitaaaal. Daahh, I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my leeegs. Okay, bye-dee-bye.

=== Message 4 ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat, talks in an extremely faint British accent}'' Cheerio, there, Mrs. Pan. This is Constable Anybody over here at the Royal Society for Total Dorks. We would like to welcome you to our pres-tee-gee-us society. In fact, we would make you freakin' president! ''{snickers, clears throat again}'' Yes, so, all you have to do is, uh, go to your window and stick a couple of pencils up your nose, and ''{snickers}'' then you'll be the president! ''{more snickering}'' Okay... cheers, 'cause I'm so British!

=== Message 3 ===
'''COACH Z:''' ''{now apparently sober and a bit embarrassed}'' Hey, there, Marzipan, it's Coach Z, uh... ''{pause}'' So Bubs tells me I gave you a call last night, uh, in the wee hours, there. Um, I'm not too sure what I may have said, but I'd like to apologize... make kind of a blanket apology, cover the whole thing there, like one of them blankets you put on a fire, you know, when a, when you're burnin' leaves in the backyard and it gets out of hand and, you know, you gotta throw that blanket over there. That's what this apology is, here. So, uh... hope I didn't offend you or say anything out of turn, there. Though I suppose you can't really say nothing out of turn on a machine, right? 'Cause, you know, when's your turn on the answering machine, no-not till you call back. Okay, so now I'm just ramblin', but, uh... I ''am'' still a poet, and, uh... and don't I know it!

=== Message 2 ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{clearly reading off text}'' Good evening Sir or Madam. My name is Homestar Runner. I represent Distinguished Businessman. Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they ''are''... ''{pause}'' but I probably could give them to you. Um, here's one: BEEP. Haha, no, that was just me pressing the phone. Okay, it wasn't even me pressing the phone, it was just me saying "BEEP." Uhh, I can provide you with other stuff, too, like this pen on my desk ''{whacks pen on desk}'', or, like, these post-its. This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really? Um... ''{singing}'' doodly dee deeby deedly dee...

=== Message 1 ===
'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hey Marzipan, guess-who-this-is-it's Strong Sad. I was just calling 'cause I figured you wouldn't be home, and I'd never done that thing, you know, where you call somebody and you're leaving a message on their machine, and then, while you're leaving the message, they pick up the phone and it's like: "Oh, hey! Hi! I was just leaving you a message, and, how're you doing?" and so... see, I never had that happen to me, so I thought I'd just call you and talk... talk to your machine 'til you got home... so that's what I'm gonna do. ''{repeats continually:}'' Hello? Hellooooo? Marzipan? Hello?

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This is the first answering machine in which most (if not all) of the characters start to sound like they do today. This is especially evident with Bubs, Strong Bad and Homestar. Homsar's dialogue is in the old style and Strong Sad's voice is a cross between the old, fatigued style and the newer, more delicate style.
*This is the first answering machine to have the beep at the end of the message. Versions 2.0, 3.0 and 4.0 had the beep at the beginning, and Versions 2.0 and 3.0 also beeped after the end of message 1.

===Remarks===
*Homsar's message might be an explanation for why he returned after the [[Heavy Lourde]] crushed him in the email [[homsar]].
*Cheerio is actually an informal British word for 'goodbye', rather than a greeting as Strong Bad seems to think.
*In message 3, Coach Z claims not to remember his escapade the night before, yet still recalls that he was a "poet".
*Unlike his tendencies in later toons, Homsar does not [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|speak nonsense]] here.
*While Coach Z has no visible nose, he still manages to sniff and cry.

===Inside References===
*This is another mention of [[Post-Its]].

===Fast Forward===
*Homestar's line "I represent Distinguished Businessman" is later used in [[An Open Forum]].

==External Links==
{{extlinks|answer5}}

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

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File:Strong Sad as Doyle from the Misfits.png

The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:52:32 GMT

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== Summary ==
[[Strong Sad]] as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Doyle]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
== Licensing ==
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File:KOT as Colonel Mustard.PNG

The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:52:13 GMT

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== Summary ==
[[The King of Town]] as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Colonel Mustard]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
== Licensing ==
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File:Homestar Costume 2009.PNG

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== Summary ==
[[Homestar Runner]] dressed as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Rubin Farr]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
== Licensing ==
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:51:02 GMT

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==Summary==
[[Coach Z]] as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|MC Skat Kat]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
==Licensing==
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File:Bubs Costume 2009.png

The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:50:24 GMT

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==Summary==
[[Bubs]] as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Jules Winnfield]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
==Licensing==
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== Summary ==
[[Strong Bad]] dressed as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Skull Kid]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
A closeup of the [[city (comma) state]] [[Store T-Shirts|t-shirt]] (from the [[store]])
== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
A [[city (comma) state]] [[Store T-Shirts|t-shirt]] (from the [[store]])
== Licensing ==
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File:Sad Kids' treat bag.png

The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:47:14 GMT

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== Summary ==
The [[Sad Kids]] carrying a paper bag, despite [[Lack of Visible Arms|lacking visible arms]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
== Licensing ==
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:43:27 GMT

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== Summary ==
[[Strong Bad]] (in his [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Skull Kid]] [[Halloween]] costume) unsuccessfully trying to type with [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves on?|a pair of human hands]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
[[Strong Sad Smiling]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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==Summary==
An [[Irregular Loading Screen]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
==Licensing==
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:41:34 GMT

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== Summary ==
[[Strong Sad smiling]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
== Licensing ==
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File:Marzipan as Lola.png

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== Summary ==
[[Marzipan]] dressed as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre|Lola]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
[[Marzipan]] dressed as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre|Lola]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
[[Strong Mad]] dressed as a [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Sal]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
[[Pom Pom]] dressed as a [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Pooka]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
[[The Poopsmith]] dressed as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Goron King Dirunia]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:35:12 GMT

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== Summary ==
[[Homsar]] dressed as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Little Orphan Annie]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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File:Strong Bad Costume 2009.PNG

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== Summary ==
[[Strong Bad]] dressed as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|Skull Kid]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
[[The Cheat]] dressed as [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|The Lorax]] (from [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
A screenshot of the Homestar Runner [[FeedBurner Page]]

== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:31:15 GMT

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== Summary ==
Image for [[videography]] on the [[Feedburner Page]]
== Licensing ==
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:30:22 GMT

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== Summary ==
Image for [[independent]] on the [[Feedburner Page]]

== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
Image for [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2009-10-22|Weekly Fanstuff]] 22 October 2009 ("homestar doorknocka") on the [[Feedburner Page]]

== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

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==Summary==
A full screenshot of Old Styled [[Homestar Runner]] running (from [[Flag Intro]])
==Licensing=
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:26:26 GMT

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== Summary ==
The secret message in the [[Halloween 2009 Teaser]], reading "sorry charlie", and showing past costumes of [[Coach Z]], [[Marzipan]], [[Pom Pom]] and [[The King of Town]].
== Licensing ==
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:26:00 GMT

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== Summary ==
Image for [[Sketchbook#WF-2009-10-22|Sketchbook]] 22 October 2009 ("Old [[Pigs On Head]] Sequel") on the [[Feedburner Page]]

== Licensing ==
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:24:13 GMT

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== Summary ==
A silhouette of [[Strong Bad]] having a seizure and the caption "[[STYLE]] 2" (from [[looking old]])

== Licensing ==
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:23:16 GMT

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== Summary ==
[[Strong Bad]]'s calendar, showing what he does during the rest of the week (from [[other days]])

== Licensing ==
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:22:11 GMT

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==Summary==
A full screenshot of [[Homestar Runner]] running, background removed (from [[Ween Intro]])
==Licensing==
{{web-screenshot}}

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==Summary==
A full screenshot of [[Homestar Runner]] running (from [[Ween Intro]])
==Licensing==
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== Summary ==
A crossed out Granola Bar with the words, "granola bars are not candy!!!!" (from [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]. For [[User:FugitiveofPhysics|FugitiveofPhysics]]'s user page.
{{personal-image|FugitiveofPhysics}}
== Licensing ==
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==Summary==
Profile picture for the "sportsinterviewa" [[YouTube]] channel
==Licensing==
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==Summary==
Profile picture for the "homestarrunnerdotcom" [[YouTube]] channel
==Licensing==
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==Summary==
Profile picture for the "tdougland" [[YouTube]] channel
==Licensing==
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==Summary==
[[D n' D Greg]] dressed up for the prom (from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]])
==Licensing==
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== Summary ==
[[The Ugly One]] dressed up for the prom (from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]])
== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
Kozuka Gothic Pro EL [[font]]. Reads "LOADING" (from [[On Break]])
== Licensing ==
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== Summary ==
[[User:DavidMichael|DavidMichael]]'a personal [[The Deleteheads|DELETEHEAD]] card. For use in his [[User:DavidMichael/sig|signature]].

== Licensing ==
{{personal-image-sig|DavidMichael}}
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The Chort — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:12:17 GMT

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== Summary ==
[[Brainkrieg]] perform for [[The Gregs]] and the [[Teen Girl Squad]] in their garage (from [[Decomposing Pumpkins]])

== Licensing ==
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