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<div>Below is the context of each of the words of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[rock opera]]. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise.<br />
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==Words from their context in the 125 E-mails==<br />
# [[some kinda robot]]: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to '''join''' forces?<br />
# [[homsar]]: Okay, so until next time, keep sending '''me''' your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling.<br />
# [[butt IQ]]: Okay, so until next time, '''on''' a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.<br />
# [[homestar hair]]: I mean, how come you people never play '''my''' game, man?<br />
# [[making out]]: And then put on my hit '''single''' "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)." <br />
# [[depressio]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG SAD:'''</font> Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a '''hundred''' dollars...<br />
# [[halloweener]]: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing '''toilet.'''<br />
# [[brianrietta]]: Sorry to crush your hopes and '''dreams''', - Strong Bad.<br />
# [[i love you]]: Like paint a '''picture'''... of a guy... with a big knife.<br />
# [[trevor the vampire]]: Hi, '''everybody'''. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.<br />
# [[i rule]]: What, you '''wanna''' get banished?<br />
# [[credit card]]: John, and some other people who aren't '''scam''' artists<br />
# [[i she be]]: A guy's gotta have '''some''' standards right?<br />
# [[duck pond]]: But I do have a pretty '''sweet''' duck pond simulator for my computer.<br />
# [[the basics]]: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "'''bucks'''", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck.<br />
# [[band names]]: You know like... "LAZOR", '''or''' "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".<br />
# [[studying]]: I mean, you've got the '''potential''' to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.<br />
# [[stand-up]]: <font color=gray>'''LITTLE STRONG BAD:'''</font> Is it cardboard or is it '''pizza'''?<br />
# [[tape-leg]]: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- '''OH''', there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!<br />
# [[spring cleaning]]: '''Oh''', I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-DELETED!!<br />
# [[cartoon]]: '''Umm...''' so this is another part where it's just me.<br />
# [[sb_email 22]]: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "'''Nevermind''' the Bullocks"? <br />
# [[little animal]]: '''Um''', I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!<br />
# [[the bird]]: Psssshhh! The '''Double''' Deuce!<br />
# [[super powers]]: <font color=gray>'''COACH Z:'''</font> Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight '''pants'''.<br />
# [[CGNU]]: Do you want to be more '''awesome'''?<br />
# [[3 Wishes]]: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked '''awesome'''.<br />
# [[1 step ahead]]: Oh, Strong Sad. '''Fancy''' seeing you here!<br />
# [[superhero name]]: STINY! GET ME A '''DANISH'''!!<br />
# [[12:00]]: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a '''professional''' to get the job done.<br />
# [[sugarbob]]: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, '''funky''' bunch.<br />
# [[flag day]]: I bet you have a '''totally''' awesome flag for Strong Badia.<br />
# [[gimmicks]]: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! '''Diggity''' Dear Strong Bad...<br />
# [[weird dream]]: The United States in tight, white-brand '''underdrawers.'''<br />
# [[sisters]]: '''Ohh''', there's two of them!<br />
# [[guitar]]: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes '''tonight'''... <br />
# [[dullard]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... '''Cool'''... <br />
# [[helium]]: <font color=gray>'''MARZIPAN:'''</font> I don't know if that's entirely '''healthy.'''<br />
# [[property of ones]]: I call it "The Property of '''Ones'''." It goes like this: The ONE<sup>itude</sup> is directly proportional to the Cold<sup>itude</sup> of the ONE.<br />
# [[vacation]]: Oh, vacation, '''eh'''?<br />
# [[invisibility]]: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing '''whatever''' I want to do.<br />
# [[action figure]]: Oh man, Kyle. My '''action''' figure would have it all. <br />
# [[little questions]]: Every age I have seen out as a '''baby'''.<br />
# [[lures & jigs]]: '''Actually''', David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.<br />
# [[techno]]: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that '''went''' like...<br />
# [[your friends]]: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The '''jibblie''' jibbles....<br />
# [[new hands]]: '''Ooh!''' Ooh! I got it! <br />
# [[ghosts]]: '''Oh!''' Uh...my old computer!<br />
# [[theme party]]: Look fratty, I'm not comin' to your '''party'''. <br />
# [[50 emails]]: More '''like''', you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD! <br />
# [[website]]: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is '''completely''' unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals:<br />
# [[island]]: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... '''great'''.<br />
# [[comic]]: That turned out pretty '''good'''!<br />
# [[morning routine]]: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it '''down.'''<br />
# [[cheat talk]]: Some '''town''' here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh... Douglas.<br />
# [[current status]]: Strong Bad with the '''ladies''' - Current Status: They all still want me.<br />
# [[japanese cartoon]]: '''Get''' rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.<br />
# [[dragon]]: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using '''consummate''' V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.<br />
# [[marzipan]]: <font color=gray>'''MARZIPAN:'''</font> Oh '''yeah''', oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. <font color=gray>''{could be either "yeah"}''</font><br />
# [[huttah!]]: That coulda been... '''awkward'''.<br />
# [[monster truck]]: Aww...that's very '''sweet'''.<br />
# [[interview]]: 'Twas the pride of the '''peaches''', huh?<br />
# [[fingers]]: Yo Strong Bad. What's '''crackin'''? <font color=gray>''{It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}''</font><br />
# [[english paper]]: We just need to apply a little double-space '''action'''...<br />
# [[unused emails]]: '''Wha-ho'''ah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?<br />
# [[the show]]: Oh. '''Problematic.''' You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.<br />
# [[autobiography]]: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a '''solid''' email!<br />
# [[caper]]: No, man, just the jumbles, the '''jumble'''s!<br />
# [[personal favorites]]: <font color=gray>'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT:'''</font> Things were just about to start getting '''crazy'''-go-nuts.<br />
# [[big white face]]: I put some '''beans''' on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.<br />
# [[2 emails]]: Then we could have '''double''' the Strong Bad, and double the fun. <font color=gray>''{could be either "double"}''</font><br />
# [[crazy cartoon]]: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! '''The''' main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.<br />
# [[mascot]]: And they won the game. So I'm getting them '''real''' fruit smoothies.<br />
# [[privileges]]: You only need one more point to become a Medallion '''Gold''' Plus Club member! <br />
# [[funny]]: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the '''computer!''' Halzee-WHOOP!<br />
# [[sibbie]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG SAD:'''</font> I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the '''Internet'''.<br />
# [[suntan]]: They're already '''bulging''' all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.<br />
# [[anything]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> Have you ever made anything '''out''' of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?<br />
# [[the process]]: '''Yeah''', that's never happened either.<br />
# [[stunt double]]: '''Oh''', I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.<br />
# [[date]]: '''Dynomite!''' Boston, th-the state Boston's in.<br />
# [[impression]]: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the '''afterparty'''.<br />
# [[labor day]]: Wow. All of the sudden it's '''like''' the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email.<br />
# [[kids' book]]: Some people are being '''fangoriously''' devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.<br />
# [[2 years]]: And we will also have developed a '''world-class''' hole.<br />
# [[no loafing]]: '''And''' as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.<br />
# [[mile]]: <font color=gray>'''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:'''</font> He can be the '''Grand''' Marshall.<br />
# [[couch patch]]: '''Ooh''', my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.<br />
# [[local news]]: '''Oh''', if you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.<br />
# [[colonization]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG SAD:'''</font> '''Ewwww!''' Ketchup on eggs?!? <br />
# [[caffeine]]: '''Oh-ho-ho-ho!''' <i>(Devilish laugh.)</i> Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.<br />
# [[kind of cool]]: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is '''definitely''' a cool, cool guy.<br />
# [[army]]: This '''definitely''' merits some further reconnaissance.<br />
# [[video games]]: <font color=gray>'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:'''</font> BACK OFF '''BABY!'''<br />
# [[the bet]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> '''Yep''', I'm cool. <br />
# [[lackey]]: Most of the emails '''I''' get are ADs.<br />
# [[monument]]: That '''totally''' looks like my right foot.<br />
# [[stupid stuff]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> No I'm '''always''' doing that. <br />
# [[different town]]: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd '''look''' like an ABA basketball...<br />
# [[flashback]]: <font color=gray>'''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:'''</font> '''Awesome!''' My very own a The Cheat!<br />
# [[car]]: Now you're '''singing''' the theme from "Night Court"?<br />
# [[lunch special]]: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name '''backwards''' - minus the first b.<br />
# [[haircut]]: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged '''Metal'''". <br />
# [[theme park]]: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to '''experience''' the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.<br />
# [[replacement]]: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...'''DANCE''' CONTEST!<br />
# [[dangeresque 3]]: Today is all right for '''tonight'''... Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right.<br />
# [[cheatday]]: Now, get upstairs - '''unh!''' And fix me some breakfast.<br />
# [[pom pom]]: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? '''Ooh!''' I'll be blindfolded!<br />
# [[crying]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER:'''</font> '''I'm''' gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!<br />
# [[for kids]]: So, you can see how that might be less than '''pleasant'''.<br />
# [[other days]]: You gots to look inside yourself! '''Positate''' the negative. <br />
# [[old comics]]: And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied '''Without''' Dancing."<br />
# [[pizzaz]]: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your '''pizzaz'''?<br />
# [[the facts]]: Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, '''and''' the script is riddled with gaping plot holes.<br />
# [[time capsule]]: <font color=gray>'''STINKOMAN:'''</font> It tastes like a #1 '''jam!'''<br />
# [[extra plug]]: '''Whoa!''' Check out those lights! They're flashing!<br />
# [[montage]]: '''Tonight''' on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.<br />
# [[virus]]: Computer over? Virus '''equals''' very yes?<br />
# [[animal]]: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and '''dancing'''! <br />
# [[radio]]: <font color=gray>'''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:'''</font> Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... <font color=gray>'''CANNED AUDIENCE:'''</font> Right! Ha ha! '''Yeah!''' <font color=gray>'''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:'''</font> Wait for it &mdash; wait for it... and it made quite a dish.<br />
# [[part-time job]]: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a '''famous''' email checker.<br />
# [[dreamail]]: <font color=gray>'''FEMALE LAPPY:'''</font> Well played, Strong Bad. Those '''ladies''' are sure to be all up ons.<br />
# [[origins]]: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles '''always''' wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?<br />
# [[secret recipes]]: being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, '''like,''' exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...<br />
# [[rock opera]]: <font color=gray>'''ALL:'''</font> '''SBEMAIL!!'''<br />
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== Complete Lyrics ==<br />
Here are the full lyrics without any annotation:<br />
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<pre>Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture.<br />
Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.<br />
Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.<br />
Ummm... Double pants.<br />
Awesome, awesome fancy danish.<br />
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.<br />
Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh?<br />
Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.<br />
Ooooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.<br />
Down town ladies get consummate, yeah.<br />
Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!<br />
Wha-ho! Problematic.<br />
Solid jumble!<br />
Crazy beans double the real gold!<br />
Computer internet bulging out. Yeah, oh!<br />
Dynomite afterparty!<br />
Like, fangoriously world-class and grand.<br />
Ooooh! Oh! Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho! Definitely, definitely baby.<br />
Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal.<br />
Experience dance tonight! Unh!<br />
Oooh! I'm pleasant.<br />
Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!<br />
Tonight equals dancing, yeah!<br />
Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!<br />
</pre><br />
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[[Category: Strong Bad Email]]<br />
[[Category: Songs]]</div>sesameseedhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Best_Decemberween_EverThe Best Decemberween Ever2005-05-12T23:13:34Z<p>sesameseed: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>[[Image:bestdecemberween.PNG|thumb|A little Charlie Brown tribute]]<br />
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Homestar asks around trying to figure out the perfect [[Decemberween]] present for Strong Bad.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Marzipan]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]]<br />
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'''Places:''' [[Homestar's House]], [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]<br />
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'''Date: ''' December 21, 2001<br />
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'''Running Time:''' 4:43<br />
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'''Page Title:''' Sponsored by Dolly Madison!<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{"SPECIAL" logo appears on the screen and spins a few times as we zoom in on it. As this happens, it turns from blue to pink.}''<br />
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''{A calendar shows up, tacked to a wall. Red "X"es mark out days on the calendar. The calendar dates turn to the credits. Music plays.}''<br />
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''{Music still plays. Homestar walks out of his house in a brown hat. He makes snow-prints in the snow. It is snowing outside. He walks up to a brick wall and stands beside Strong Sad, who is leaning on it.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Breathing, breath is visible}'' Uhh... Uhh... ''{long silence}'' Uhhhh...<br />
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''' STRONG SAD:''' What's the matter, Homestar?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Surprised}'' Oh! Strong Sad! I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. <br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... What do you mean?<br />
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''{Silhouette}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says "holy crap" a lot, but I think if I get him the perfect present, he just might like me again.<br />
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''{Strong Sad close-up}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' What? People get presents for Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub!<br />
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''{Back out from Strong Sad}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... Right. Uh... I gotta go. ''{Homestar runs off quickly.}''<br />
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''{Cuts to Coach Z and Homestar walking in front of a bunch of Christmas trees.}''<br />
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''' COACH Z :''' Well, Homestar, I'll tell ya'. Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me guess... I can't just rush into the score zone.<br />
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''' COACH Z:''' Hey, that's right!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach! That's your answer for everything!<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh. ''{Silence, then Coach Z holds up some mouth-wash.}'' Mouth-warsh?<br />
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''{Cuts to Homestar and Marzipan in Marzipan's house. She is drawing protest signs as they talk.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''...and then he said it was like a great sports play. And I didn't even think that applies to this situation.<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' That's great, Homestar. Why don't you just get him a shirt? He dosn't seem to have very many of those.<br />
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''{Zooms to Homestar}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I'm pretty sure he enjoys going topless.<br />
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''{Zooms back out}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you could get him a sponge, or a Jew's harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix...<br />
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''{Zooms to Homestar again}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, those are terrible ideas. ''{Zooms to Homestar's face again}'' ''{Laughing}'' Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year. ''{Chuckles.}''<br />
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''{Back out}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Mad, she turns to Homestar}'' Why don't you go bother somebody else?!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now that's a good idea! <br />
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''{Music plays. Silhouette of Homestar walking along a bunch of snow-covered trees. They sway back and forth.}''<br />
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''{Homestar walks over to Bubs' Concession Stand. He has a bunch of lights and holiday decorations.}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Hey there, Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't find a freakin' present for Strong Bad.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Well, you know what Coach Z says...<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Zooms to Homestar, who leans back}'' ''{Annoyed}'' Yes, I know! I know!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Oh, well, take a look around. I got all types of crazy crap!<br />
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''{Homestar pulls up an old NES "Tag Team Wrestling" video game.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No...<br />
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''{He throws it behind him. Pulls out gold, sparkling gloves with cursive letters "SB".}''<br />
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No...<br />
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''{Throws that behind him. Pulls out Strong Sad voodoo doll with pins sticking in it''.}<br />
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Uh... Are you allowed to sell this?<br />
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''{ Throws that back. Pulls out a poster that says "Frampton Comes Alive!" with an autograph reading, "To Strong Bad. Best Wishes! - P.F."}''<br />
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No...<br />
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''{Silhouette of Bubs' Concession Stand with Homestar standing in front of it. All the stuff Homestar threw back is laying in a pile.}''<br />
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That's it! This is the perfect present!<br />
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''{Cuts to all the gang standing around exchanging gifts.}''<br />
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''{The Cheat opens a gift to see it explode in his face. It blows his hair back and he is all black.}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Opening a gift, which comes out to be a Coach Z scratch n' sniff calendar.}'' Coach Z, this is nasty.<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' That's okay. Smell October!<br />
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''{Slides to Strong Bad}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here... <br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Open it! Open it! That one's from me. It took me forever to pick it out!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Opens gift to find it a Deep Impact DVD}'' What?! The Deep Impact DVD! You got me this for like the last three years, man!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! And you liked it so much, I decided to get it for you again!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the best Decemberween ever!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' This is the worst Decemberween ever!<br />
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'''ALL:''' ''{Singing to the tune of [[Wikipedia:O Tannenbaum|"O Christmas Tree"]]}'' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween.<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' With bunnies running for their lives,<br />
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{holding up a bunny on a plate}'' I wish this one was super-sized!<br />
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'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{enters from right}'' What are you guys talking about?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey who the crap let Strong Sad out?<br />
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'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween, you're fifty-five days after Halloween!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' I've got all types of crazy crap!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I bought Strong Bad a Deep Impact!<br />
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'''ALL:''' Decemberween, Decemberween<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!<br />
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''{Music cuts out and Coach Z falls into the snow.}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*When Homestar is talking to Bubs at his concession stand, you can remove some of the christmas lights and move them around just as in the [[Astro Lite]] game!<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
===Explanations===<br />
*A [[Wikipedia:Jew's harp|Jew's harp]] is an ancient Eurasian instrument.<br />
===Trivia===<br />
*The signs on the trees are as follows:<br />
**3% APR!!! <br />
**The Decemberator 2000 <br />
**Zero Down! <br />
**[[Cheap as Free]] <br />
**buy me! i'm awesome <br />
**No You're not. I am <br />
*Strong Bad is known to like [[Wikipedia:Peter Frampton|Frampton]] as seen in [[making out]] and the [[Homestar Talker]] Main Page.<br />
*Among the items Homestar finds at Bubs' is a copy of the NES game [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/578288.html ''Tag Team Wrestling'']. The game's teams were called "The Ricky Fighters" and "The Strong Bads". Obviously, this game is where Strong Bad got his name from.<br />
===Remarks===<br />
*[[A Holiday Greeting]] had the same page title, as well as the same intro and loading screen.<br />
*This cartoon seems to have been made during a transitionary period of sorts: The animation is of the most recent style, but the voices are the type that are associated more with the previous style. Notice, for instance, Homestar's pronunciation of "Strong Bad". Also, Bubs's Concession stand still has its old "Concessions by Bubs" sign, like from [[Where's The Cheat?]] and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].<br />
*Note Homestar's line about Strong Bad. "I think if I get him the perfect present, he just might like me again." This proves that, like Strong Sad, Strong Bad used to be friends with Homestar, or at least tolerate him.<br />
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===Goofs===<br />
*Strong Sad has no arms while he is singing.<br />
===Inside References===<br />
*The oven mitts are a reference to [[In Search of the Yello Dello]], as is Coach Z's quote: "Well Homestar, I tell ya, buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play."<br />
===Real-World References===<br />
*The introduction, with the spinning Special logo and sound effect, is a reference to the logo and sound that CBS used to preface their specials.<br />
*The page title refers to [[Wikipedia:Dolly Madison|Dolly Madison Bakery]], a sponsor of various cartoon specials on CBS throughout the 1960's and 1970's.<br />
*The beginning of the toon contains many references to the "Peanuts" cartoons by Charles Schulz, such as Homestar wearing a winter hat and walking out of a house and along the low brick wall, Homestar sighing, along with the way Strong Sad's arms are drawn. Strong Sad plays the part of Linus and Homestar plays the part of Charlie Brown. It also pays homage at the end, when all the cast gets together and sings a song (which the Peanuts always did in their holiday specials). This ''may'' in fact be well-deserved kudos to the (then) recently deceased Charles Schulz.<br />
*The title of this 'toon is based on the book, [[Wikipedia:The Best Christmas Pageant Ever|"The Best Christmas Pageant Ever"]], by [[Wikipedia:Barbara Robinson|Barbara Robinson]]. The plot has nothing in common except for the holiday theme, of course.<br />
*The fact that [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|The Cheat's head exploded]] when he opened a present is possibly a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Smurfs|The Smurfs]], in which [[Wikipedia:Characters in the Smurfs#Jokey (aka Prisoner)|Jokey Smurf]] would give someone a present that would explode in the opener's face.<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2001.html watch "The Best Decemberween Ever"]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2001.swf view the Flash file for "The Best Decemberween Ever"]<br />
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[[Category:Decemberween|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:Bubs Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography|Best Decemberween Ever, The]]</div>sesameseedhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Bug_In_Mouth_DiseaseBug In Mouth Disease2005-05-10T23:45:17Z<p>sesameseed: /* Inside References */</p>
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<div>Homestar swallows a bug and fears the end of the good times. Strong Bad is taped to the TV.<br />
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[[Image:Bug_in_mouth.PNG|thumb|The good times are over!]]<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[The Bug]]<br />
<br />
'''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' May 9, 2005<br />
<br />
'''Running Time:''' 5:10<br />
<br />
'''Page Title:''' Don't...kill...bugs.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
''{In the basement, Strong Sad is watching TV.}''<br />
<br />
'''TV VOICE''': And that's why come Shakespeare was so awesome.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! I see now.<br />
<br />
''(Strong Bad enters.)''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Dairy Queen.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' I already told you, I don't want to be called that any more! I made a mistake!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, sorry, Dairy Queen. Anyways, look. I just thought you should know that all your underwears somehow ended up individually priced and labelled in an online auction.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{gets up, runs out of the room}'' Nobody buy the blue ones!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That was too easy. Now to settle down for the 24-hour Caleb Rentpayer marathon! ''{turns on the TV}''<br />
<br />
'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, are you making a little tent out of my jacket?<br />
<br />
'''CALEB:''' I am now.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you make that little tent, Caleb! He's not the boss of you!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the field. Homestar is running along.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing approximately to the tune of the Homestar Runner Theme Song}'' Homestaaaar is running. Along. Homestaaaar – ''{A record scratches as he suddenly stops and starts coughing profusely.}'' Agh! I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! Bug swallow! What do I do? What do I do? ''{composes himself}'' Okay, okay, calm down. Calm down. Remember health class. A-hem. ''(goes down on one knee, speaks slowly and deliberately}'' Sir or madam, are you all right? Do you need medical resistance? ''{anguished}'' Oh, it's not working! The good times are over! ''{runs off}''<br />
<br />
''{Cut to another part of the field, where the King of Town and Pom Pom are eating chocolate ice cream bars.}''<br />
<br />
'''KING OF TOWN:''' I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar runs in.}''<br />
<br />
'''POM POM:''' ''{greeting bubbling noises}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug! ''{kneels down in front of the King of Town}'' The good times are over! You gotta help me out! I could die!<br />
<br />
'''KING OF TOWN:''' Well, what do you want we should do?<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Give me them dang ice creams! ''{grabs the ice cream bars}'' We'll freeze 'im out! ''{scarfs them}''<br />
<br />
'''KING OF TOWN:''' Hey! That stuff's prescription!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sobs}'' It deliciously didn't work! ''{pokes Pom Pom with the one of the leftover sticks and Pom Pom narrows his eyes at Homestar, annoyed}'' Agh! ''(runs off}''<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is still watching TV.}''<br />
<br />
'''CALEB:''' You throw like a girl, Tucksworth.<br />
<br />
'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, that suitcase was heavy.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad enters.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' What online auction? I can't find anything. I even did an image search for "the blue ones" and got nothing. Or… nothing pleasant, anyway.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, keep searching. Try putting stuff in quotes or something. Or use "and" and "or". Oh yeah, and go away.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, Boolean operators! "Blue ''and'' ones"! Good idea! ''{walks off}''<br />
<br />
''{Cut to Bubs' concession stand. Bubs is burning an envelope labelled "EXHIBIT A" with a lighter.}''<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' This is just fine!<br />
<br />
''{Homestar runs in and Bubs drops the lighter and throws away the envelope.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, you're a doctor, right? I think a bug flew into the side of my mouth. I'm afraid the good times are over!<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' A doctor, eh? I think I might be one of those. Let me take a look. ''{examines a wad of business cards}'' Whadda we got here? Bail bondsman, paranormal investigator, normal investigator… Oh, here we go! "Dr." Bubs! Let's take a look atcha.<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaah. ''{opens mouth}''<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' Hmm… ''{peers inside; Homestar makes a noise}'' Okay… ''{Homestar makes a noise}'' Curious, yes. ''{Homestar makes a noise}'' Interesting. ''{Homestar makes a noise}'' I've got terrible, terrible news, Homestar.<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh no! Is it about the good times?<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' I'm afraid you've got no pancreas. ''{Homestar looks annoyed}'' But I do happen to have a fresh one for sale right here! ''{picks up a cooler labelled "EXHIBIT B" and places it on the counter}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, are you an unethical quack?<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' The most quackinest!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is watching TV with a fork in his hand and a frying pan in his lap.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Tucksworth}'' Strong Caleb, did you make the best omelette ever during the commercial break? ''{imitating Caleb}'' I sure did.<br />
<br />
''{Homestar runs in.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I think I –<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''(silencing him}'' A-na-ma! Not today, McDorkell.<br />
<br />
''{Homestar leaves then jumps in from the other side.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I think a bug might have –<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't you see Grandma's watching her stories?<br />
<br />
''{Homestar leaves.}''<br />
<br />
'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Why aren't you breathing, Caleb?<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up from behind the couch}'' Strong Bad – ''{Strong Bad hits him with his skillet}'' Ugh. ''{falls down}''<br />
<br />
'''ANNOUNCER:''' And coming up next on ''Caleb Rentpayer'', find out ''whom'' shot Caleb.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' "Who shot Caleb?" Oh, there's no way I'm missing that one. No way.<br />
<br />
''{Some time later, Homestar emerges from behind the couch.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawns}'' That was a great skillet nap! Thanks, Strong Bad. Strong Bad?<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad is duct-taped to the TV.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't… miss… any of the action!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, the good times are over! I swallowed your computer!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You've ''what''? ''{tears his head from the TV}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I mean a small bug. I swallowed a small bug.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw. Now my head's not taped to the TV.<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I really need your help!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And ''I'' really need to find out who shot Caleb Rentpayer!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, that's easy. I did.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You-ka – wha?<br />
<br />
'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Homestar Runner, did you shoot Caleb?<br />
<br />
''{Homestar appears on the TV, wearing the sunglasses he wears in [[the bet]].}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I sure did.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You traitor! You shot my favorite TV show! ''(throws the remote at Homestar's face}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hiccup. ''(the bug flies out of his mouth}'' Hey, look at that! A little guy. A bug ''did'' fly in my mouth!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh… the good times are ''definitely'' over.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad runs in, wearing a blue pair of underwear. Strong Bad opens his mouth in surprise.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!<br />
<br />
''{end.}'' (after a while, the bug flies over the screen)<br />
<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
===Explanations===<br />
*A [[Wikipedia:Boolean_operator|Boolean operator]] is a logical conjunction describing the relationship between two assertions ('and' and 'or' being primary examples).<br />
*A "[[wikipedia:quack|quack]]" is an untrained person who pretends to be a physician and dispenses medical advice and treatment.<br />
*The [[Wikipedia:pancreas|pancreas]] is a large lobulated organ that secretes digestive enzymes and the hormones insulin and glucagon.<br />
<br />
===Trivia===<br />
*You can see a [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo Entertainment System|Super Nintendo]] on the TV show when Strong Bad has his head taped to it.<br />
*Bubs' cards read:<br />
Bubs<br />
Bail Bondsman,<br />
Extraordinaire<br />
<br />
pager: 555-7896<br />
beeper: 555-3421<br />
<br />
BUBS<br />
PARANORMAL<br />
INVESTIGATOR<br />
<br />
EEEEEMAIL: BUBS@BUBS.BUBS<br />
<br />
Bubs<br />
Normal<br />
Investigator<br />
<br />
"Not Associated with<br />
Bubs: Paranormal Investigator!!"<br />
<br />
"Dr." Bubs<br />
<br />
VCR Repair/Fashion Consultant<br />
<br />
*Bubs' e-mail address here is bubs@bubs.bubs, but it was bubs@homestarrunner.com in [[unused emails]].<br />
<br />
===Goofs===<br />
*When Strong Sad turns around in front of the couch after talking about Boolean operators, his leg appears behind the remote laying on the couch.<br />
*When Strong Bad is duct taped to the TV, there are five pieces of tape. After he turns around, there are only four.<br />
<br />
===Inside References===<br />
*Bubs' Doctor card says VCR repair on it, which is a reference to the email [[12:00]].<br />
*When we see Homestar running over the hill, it is similar to [[Old Intro 2]].<br />
*Bubs calls himself "the most quackinest". This is in reference to Pom Pom's character video, the page title of which is "The Most Mackinest".<br />
*''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]'' first appeared in [[secret recipes]]. This is the first time the show and Tucksworth have been named.<br />
*Homestar swallowing the bug is reminescent of [[The Homestar Runner]] attempting to swallow a moth in [[That A Ghost]]. The way the bug flies around in front of Homestar at the end is also similar to the moth in That A Ghost.<br />
*"[[Whatsit|Whatsit]]" refers to The Poopsmith's pile of excrement.<br />
*The statement on the television, "...why come...", is used by Homestar in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] when he told The Cheat to ask Strong Mad "why come" he didn't carve his pumpkin.<br />
*Strong Bad has referred to "underwears" several times before, at least in [[stand-up]] and [[caper]]. (Although he is capable of other terms, as he spoke of Strong Mad's "Underdrawer drawer" in [[old comics]]).<br />
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===Real-World References===<br />
*The title of the toon is based on the name of the [[Wikipedia:Foot and mouth disease|Foot and mouth disease]], which is common among cattle.<br />
*The page title (Don't...kill...bugs.) is a reference to [[wikipedia:Bob & Doug McKenzie|Bob & Doug McKenzie's]] [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000001EPF/qid=1103258200/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-4330593-4682322?v=glance&s=music&n=507846 "Great White North" album]. Specifically, it refers to the [http://www.mts.net/~marcz/hosers/elron2.htm "Elron McKenzie"] track, where Doug plays a preacher whose sermon deals with the importance of not killing bugs. A Bob & Doug line also appears in [[Revenge of the King]].<br />
*The "Who shot Caleb?" episode is reference to the often-parodied shooting of J. R. Ewing on [[wikipedia:Dallas_%28TV_series%29|Dallas]].<br />
*When Strong Sad says, "I even did an image search..." he is referring to the [http://image.google.com Google Image Search] and other such sites which feature search engines that let allow you to search for pictures instead of web pages.<br />
*The line "the most quackinest" can also be attributed to the Beastie Boys song "Shake Your Rump", in which MCA claims he's "the most mackinest."<br />
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==External Links==<br />
* [[HR:buginmouth.html|watch "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]<br />
* [[HR:buginmouth.swf|view the Flash file for "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]<br />
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=3174 forum thread re: Bug In Mouth Disease]<br />
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[[Category: Toons]]</div>sesameseedhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Tape-legTape-leg2005-04-25T03:50:44Z<p>sesameseed: </p>
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<div>[[Image:tapelegtwo.png|thumb|Strong Bad shows some leg — tape leg, that is.]]<br />
'''Tape leg''' is a recurring inside joke that originated, oddly enough, from the email "[[tape-leg]]." A fan asked [[Strong Bad]] if his leg was made out of tape, and Strong Bad quickly dismissed the question. This email is generally considered to be one of the worst [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] ever, but Strong Bad insists that "the tape leg is cool." <br />
<br />
== Sightings ==<br />
*In [[tape-leg]], the infamous reference premieres courtesy of a piece of tape on Strong Bad's shoe.<br />
*In [[spring cleaning]], Sue claims the last email, tape leg, was pathetic.<br />
*In [[50 emails]], Strong Bad declares his favorite leg is either the Great Leg, the Leg of Hope, or perhaps even Tape-Leg.<br />
*In [[The System is Down]], Homestar mocks the tape leg email while Strong Bad staunchly defends it.<br />
*In [[personal favorites]], one of Strong Bad's favorite emails is the fictional "Tape Leg Two."<br />
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[[Category: Running Gags]]</div>sesameseedhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:islandTalk:island2005-04-25T03:48:50Z<p>sesameseed: </p>
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<div>Could be just me...but I'm 90% sure that the first time Homestar say's "Hey Strond Bad" he's actually saying "Hey Strong Mad." Anyone else hear it?--[[User:ninja pirate|ninja pirate]] 20:42, 10 Nov 2004 (MST)<br />
:I see what you mean, but I think he's saying Strong Bad. --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]<br />
<br />
:I heard "Stong Mad," but maybe that's just me. -- [[User:sesameseed|sesameseed]]<br />
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==STUFFed Fun Facts==<br />
=== Forward Referencing #2 (REJECTED) ===<br />
The one thing Strong Bad described would happen on the island that was not illustrated was salting his foot.. which didn't take place until [[interview]].<br />
<br />
*I would have to say '''Decline''' to both of those. [[The_Brothers_Chaps|TBC]] probably have just been reusing cool ideas. Not any relation to future.<br />
**Second that.<br />
**'''Second''' --[[User:PolarBoy|PolarBoy]] 09:49, 11 Jan 2005 (MST)<br />
*'''Decline.''' I doubt that Strong Bad salting his foot was in anyway foreshadowing another e-mail. Especially if we don't know if they had recieved the interview e-mail at that point.<br />
**'''Second''' Plus both of these are already on the pages for the japanese cartoon and island emails<br />
**'''Second''', but you guys need to sign your votes or they don't count. [[User:Kamek|Kamek]] 12:06, 24 Jan 2005 (MST)<br />
**'''Second.''' --[[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 31 Mar 2005<br />
*'''Accept.''' Why not? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 13:24, 14 Jan 2005 (MST)<br />
*'''Accept.''' Seems perfectly reasonable to me. --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]<br />
*'''The Cline.''' This has nothing to do with it. Putting salt on his leg was just a reference to "I'd rather gnaw my own leg off.". [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 05:40, 12 Apr 2005 (MDT)<br />
<br />
=== Forward referencing # 1 (ACCEPTED) ===<br />
<br />
Homestar called Strong Bad [[Stinkoman]]. This is the name Strong Bad will use for his [[20X6]] counterpart in [[japanese cartoon]].<br />
<br />
*'''Decline''' Its not the first time a character was created based on a throwaway gag (Homsar for instance).<br />
*'''Accept''', since it's a fairly interesting point.<br />
*'''Accept''' This has been confirmed by TBC as the original source of the name "Stinkoman". I think this is significant enough to note here as well as in "japanese cartoon". - [[User:tim333|tim333]]<br />
**'''Second.''' -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 31 Mar 2005<br />
*'''Modify, accept.''' Say that this is the first instance of the name Stinkoman. --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]<br />
**Second. -- [[User:AgentSeethroo|AgentSeethroo]]<br />
**'''Second''' [[User:Kamek|Kamek]] 12:03, 24 Jan 2005 (MST)<br />
**'''Second''' - GOOD example of forward referencing. Much unlike that "Eh! Steve" one at the top of the page. --[[User:Shadow Hog|Shadow Hog]] 19:34, 13 Feb 2005 (MST)<br />
**The One '''Second... ''TO RULE THEM ALL!!!''''' [[User:ComputerBox|Tom H]] 21:41, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)<br />
*'''Decline''' Fairly obvious and already noted on the Stinkoman page. [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]<br />
**'''Comment.''' I don't see any problem with two pages cross-referencing each other. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 31 Mar 2005<br />
*'''Accept.''' This is important enough to warrant an entry. [[User:Dasrik|Dasrik]] 02:23, 5 Apr 2005 (MDT)<br />
** 30 '''Second'''s before impact! [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 04:58, 10 Apr 2005 (MDT)</div>sesameseedhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/theme_parktheme park2005-04-24T20:45:36Z<p>sesameseed: /* Real-World References */</p>
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<div>[[Image:themepark.png|thumb|[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]]!]]<br />
<br />
'''StrongBadEmail #104'''<br />
<br />
Strong Bad fields an email about his theme park, called [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]]!<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Cheerleader]] (Easter Egg), [[The Ugly One]] (Easter Egg), [[Monkey D]] (Easter Egg), [[The King of Town]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Coach Z]] ''(as [[Stoppy the Sign]])'', [[Homestar Runner]] ''(as himself and [[Poppy the Tire]])'', [[Homsar]] ''(as [[General Tso's Chicken]])''<br />
<br />
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]], [[Strongbadia]]<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' May 25, 2004<br />
<br />
'''Running Time:''' 4:15<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Everybody love this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff. ''{reading, in a Teen Girl Squad voice}'' Dear strong bad, you are the coolest... ''{stops reading, clears throat}'' Oh! Excuse me.<br />
<br />
''{reading}''<br />
<br />
<pre>Dear strong bad,<br />
you are the coolest, any way onto<br />
buisness. i think that you should<br />
make your own theme park.<br />
<br />
crapfully crap,<br />
Rafael FL.</pre><br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad pronounces "buisness" just as it's spelled, says "(sigh) Sincerely yours" instead of "crapfully crap," and "football league" instead of "FL"}'' <br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Rafi, being the distinguished buisnessman ''{continues with the misspelling/pronunciation used earlier}'' that I am, I've had a theme park in development for quite some time now. Almost as long as I've been growin' this mustache.<br />
<br />
''{A 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip appears, showing a growth of one hair.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Anyways, it'd be called<br />
<br />
''{cut to view of a theme park by the Stop Sign and Cinder Block}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Bad's Mount RIDESPLACE! USA<br />
<br />
''{As this is said, the appropriate words flash on the screen above the view of the theme park.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And it will have more rides than you or your grandmother can handle.<br />
<br />
''{As this is said, the words "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!*" appear along with a "*please do not bring your grandmother" disclaimer on the bottom.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Of course, our flagship rollercoaster would be<br />
<br />
''{cut to view of the rollercoaster, which is perfectly circular and spins continually without stopping}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Bowels of Trogdor!! ''{pan out to see that The King of Town is riding the rollercoaster and screaming}'' Which would like whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow. ''{The King of Town catches fire somehow}''<br />
<br />
''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat and the entrance to the ride. A Trogdor sign is there that says "Peasants must be as tall as my beefy arm to ride this ride." The Cheat is clearly not tall enough.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry little guy, I can't do nothing for you. ''{The Cheat puts on a top hat}'' Maybe you better head over to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land instead.<br />
<br />
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Makes a thoroughly disappointed noise}''<br />
<br />
''{cut to Strong Sad standing on a stage}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And every hour, at the main stage, there'd be a performance of The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular.<br />
<br />
''{A banner lowers behind Strong Sad that says "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular!!" Strong Sad is wearing a witch's hat. Strong Mad comes from stage right to flying tackle Strong Sad.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' MAUHHH!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad climbs back up on the stage. Strong Mad comes from stage left this time to flying tackle Strong Sad again.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' MAUHHH!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!<br />
<br />
''{cut to Strong Bad behind a table with a layout of the theme park on it}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' To make sure you don't have any money left when you leave, ''{the words "not to scale" appear with an arrow pointing at the layout}'' there'd be more games than you or your grandFATHER could handle.<br />
<br />
''{cut to Bubs working the "Throw Game"}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, the ones where you throw hoops or rings or baseballs at different stuff and try to win cheap generic stuffed animal versions of ten-year-old cartoons. <br />
<br />
''{During this voice over, Pom Pom plays the "Throw Game" while Bubs looks on. Pom Pom successfully gets all three rings that he tosses around the "xtra cold one" bottle. Strong Bad's arm appears, holding up a cheap stuffed animal}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Like this Bubs with a horn.<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' No, no, no. You gotta get those rings ''inside'' the bottle.<br />
<br />
'''POM POM:''' ''{makes bubble noises}''<br />
<br />
''{Pom Pom picks up a baseball and throws it at the bottle in frustration. Cut back to Strong Bad behind the layout of the park}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No theme park would be complete without a bunch of costumed mascots running around antic-ing... ''{scratches head}'' antique-ing... whatever.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to view of an area behind some fencing. The King of Town still rides "The Bowels of Trogdor!!" in the distance.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, there'd be one of the Stop Sign,<br />
<br />
''{Coach Z appears wearing a costume that has a cartoonish looking Stop Sign design}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' call him "Stoppy, Stoppy the sign" and then there'd be the tire...<br />
<br />
''{Homestar appears wearing a costume that has a very cartoonish looking Tire design}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' call him "Poppy the tire"... And who could forget "General Tso's Chicken"<br />
<br />
''{A carton of what could only be General Tso's Chicken falls from the sky. It has "Ryan S." written on the side. Homsar's feet appear beneath it.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, Stoppy, is your suit chafing you like crazy?<br />
<br />
'''COACH Z:''' Well, to tell ya da truth dere Poppy, I've always enjoyed a good chafe.<br />
<br />
'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball.<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh crap! It's tasteball already?<br />
<br />
''{cut to Strong Bad back at the compy}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But yeah, it's a pretty unrealistic vision. I'm gonna have to start robbing WAY more hot actresses if I ever hope to make that dream a reality. But for now, I'll settle for giving tours on The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.<br />
<br />
''{He gets up. Cut to Strong Bad standing in a box in Strongbadia. He holds some sort of microphone.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad makes a microphone click noise and speaks in a theme-park tour-guide-styled monotone voice}'' Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure. ''{Strong Bad makes a click noise again}'' <br />
<br />
''{Cut to wide view of Strong Bad standing in a box labeled "riverquest safariventure". Homestar sits in front of him in the box. To the left is a running hose. The water from the hose forms a puddle around the box.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to experience the fury of: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
''{[[The Paper]] comes down. About 5 seconds later, the zooms in on Strong Bad and Homestar and the tour continues}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' And first up on our tour if you look to your right ''{Homestar looks to his right}'' experience the fury of: ''{cut to wider view}'' a big rock that is going to fall on uuuus. ''{An obviously fake rock pops up behind the fence, mounted on a stick.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooooh. ''{The rock goes back down behind the fence.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaaay.<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm not ok--<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
''{cut to closeup of Strong Bad}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' And if you look up the river here comes another one of our tour guides his name is The Cheat ''{Cut to wide view again. The Cheat walks by in his own box, which is labeled "R.Q. 2".}'' everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat."<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Hide and seek.<br />
<br />
''{Some drum sounds can be heard}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums? Oh no it's headhunteeerrrs. ''{The cardboard cutout of a bear holding a shark, posing as a "headhunter," pops up from behind the fence.}'' ''{click}'' Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care of thiiis. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad pulls out a revolver, and turns his head away as he fires up into the air twice. The cutout goes back down behind the fence.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Looks like we scared those headhunters. Let's hope they don't come baaack. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
''{cut to closeup of Strong Bad again}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Well folks we've made it back safely did everyone have a good time?<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Not really.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad continues to talk while Homestar answers.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Goooood. Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
''{cut to wide view again}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent.<br />
<br />
''{[[The Paper]] comes down again. After another pause, Strong Bad speaks again}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
== Easter Eggs ==<br />
<br />
* Click on "buisness" after Strong Bad says it in the first part of the email to see a picture of The Ugly One and Cheerleader.<br />
** Cheerleader looks angry and is wearing a dress that says, "kiss boys". She has a speech bubble that reads, "the ugly one, why you always gotta be all up in my bweez-NASS?" The Ugly One looks sad.<br />
<br />
* Click on "Rafi" to see a mock NFL patch.<br />
<br />
* Click on "Mount" in "Mount Ridesplace USA" after Strong Bad says "USA" to see [[Monkey D]]'s season pass.<br />
<pre>Strong Bad's Mount Ridesplace USA<br />
Season Pass<br />
Name: Monkey D<br />
Has: Fun<br />
Valid thru 9/04<br />
(signed) Monkey D</pre><br />
<br />
* Click on the next to last Bubs doll on the lower row, left side in the "Throw Game" stand to see a real Bubs plushie thingie.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
===Trivia===<br />
*The paper on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "plans for stuff".<br />
*The box in the throw game appears to be labeled "BOX FOR THROW GAME", in all capital letters..<br />
<br />
===Remarks===<br />
*Roller coasters don't usually have circular loops on them like the Bowels of Trogdor, because the G-forces involved, indeed, usually cause people to pass out. No one usually catches fire, though.<br />
*Strong Bad pushes his thumb far out of his boxing glove when he sends the Cheat to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes land. This wouldn't usually be possible with a real boxing glove.<br />
<br />
===Goofs===<br />
*When Pom Pom hits the bottle with the ball, a crashing sound is heard yet it doesn't break.<br />
*At the end of the SBRQSV, look for the [[Stop Sign|stop sign]]. It's not there! It disappeared sometime between the pause the first time the paper came down, and the fake boulder.<br />
<br />
===Glitches===<br />
*When the SBRQSV is over, the water stops flowing from the hose.<br />
===Inside References===<br />
*The "headhunter" is the bear holding a shark cardboard figure from [[date]].<br />
*Pom Pom throws rings around an "Xtra Cold One", first seen in [[Cheat Commandos Commercial]].<br />
*The music played during Strong Sad's "Stunt Spooktacular" is the same music that was used in [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]].<br />
<br />
===Real-World References===<br />
*The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure is a parody of [http://disneyland.disney.go.com/disneyland/en_US/parks/attractions/detail?name=JungleCruiseAttractionPage Disneyland's Jungle Cruise] ride. Strong Bad does not breathe or show any expression and this monotone delivery is reminiscent of Jungle Cruise tour guides who give the same tour over and over again. The shooting of a warning shot (in this case a flare gun) to scare off the [[Bear-Shark | bear and shark]] "headhunters" is directly from the tour guide script. Most of Strong Bad's speech correlates to the tour.<br />
*The "Ryan S." on the box of General Tso's chicken may be a reference to Ryan S. (Ryan Shoulders) from the TV show [http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor7/survivors/bio/ryans.shtml Survivor: Pearl Islands] (airing in late 2003). In episode 2, Ryan S. goes to pick up a message (aka "treemail" on the show). While picking it up, he says, "The treemail, the treemail, wha wha the treemail," a play on the opening to [[techno]].<br />
**More likely, however, "Ryan S." is a reference to [[Ryan Sterritt]], a friend of the Brothers Chaps who has helped with the website in the past.<br />
*Strong Bad's reading of the name as 'Rafi' might be an obscure reference to a Canadian children's entertainer, [http://www.raffinews.com/ Raffi].<br />
*The Bowels of Trogdor might be a reference to the now obsolete ride, Fireball, at Morey's Piers in Wildwood, NJ.<br />
*[[Poppy the Tire]] looks very similar to [http://www.bcdb.com/bcdb/cartoon.cgi?film=14550&m=s Peter Puck] a cartoon hockey puck from a 1973 Hanna-Barbera Cartoon.<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
<br />
*[[HR:sbemail104.html|watch "theme park"]]<br />
*[[HR:sbemail104.swf|view the Flash file for "theme park"]]<br />
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<div>[[Image:themepark.png|thumb|[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]]!]]<br />
<br />
'''StrongBadEmail #104'''<br />
<br />
Strong Bad fields an email about his theme park, called [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]]!<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Cheerleader]] (Easter Egg), [[The Ugly One]] (Easter Egg), [[Monkey D]] (Easter Egg), [[The King of Town]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Coach Z]] ''(as [[Stoppy the Sign]])'', [[Homestar Runner]] ''(as himself and [[Poppy the Tire]])'', [[Homsar]] ''(as [[General Tso's Chicken]])''<br />
<br />
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]], [[Strongbadia]]<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' May 25, 2004<br />
<br />
'''Running Time:''' 4:15<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Everybody love this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff. ''{reading, in a Teen Girl Squad voice}'' Dear strong bad, you are the coolest... ''{stops reading, clears throat}'' Oh! Excuse me.<br />
<br />
''{reading}''<br />
<br />
<pre>Dear strong bad,<br />
you are the coolest, any way onto<br />
buisness. i think that you should<br />
make your own theme park.<br />
<br />
crapfully crap,<br />
Rafael FL.</pre><br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad pronounces "buisness" just as it's spelled, says "(sigh) Sincerely yours" instead of "crapfully crap," and "football league" instead of "FL"}'' <br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Rafi, being the distinguished buisnessman ''{continues with the misspelling/pronunciation used earlier}'' that I am, I've had a theme park in development for quite some time now. Almost as long as I've been growin' this mustache.<br />
<br />
''{A 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip appears, showing a growth of one hair.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Anyways, it'd be called<br />
<br />
''{cut to view of a theme park by the Stop Sign and Cinder Block}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Bad's Mount RIDESPLACE! USA<br />
<br />
''{As this is said, the appropriate words flash on the screen above the view of the theme park.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And it will have more rides than you or your grandmother can handle.<br />
<br />
''{As this is said, the words "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!*" appear along with a "*please do not bring your grandmother" disclaimer on the bottom.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Of course, our flagship rollercoaster would be<br />
<br />
''{cut to view of the rollercoaster, which is perfectly circular and spins continually without stopping}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Bowels of Trogdor!! ''{pan out to see that The King of Town is riding the rollercoaster and screaming}'' Which would like whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow. ''{The King of Town catches fire somehow}''<br />
<br />
''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat and the entrance to the ride. A Trogdor sign is there that says "Peasants must be as tall as my beefy arm to ride this ride." The Cheat is clearly not tall enough.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry little guy, I can't do nothing for you. ''{The Cheat puts on a top hat}'' Maybe you better head over to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land instead.<br />
<br />
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Makes a thoroughly disappointed noise}''<br />
<br />
''{cut to Strong Sad standing on a stage}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And every hour, at the main stage, there'd be a performance of The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular.<br />
<br />
''{A banner lowers behind Strong Sad that says "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular!!" Strong Sad is wearing a witch's hat. Strong Mad comes from stage right to flying tackle Strong Sad.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' MAUHHH!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Sad climbs back up on the stage. Strong Mad comes from stage left this time to flying tackle Strong Sad again.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG MAD:''' MAUHHH!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!<br />
<br />
''{cut to Strong Bad behind a table with a layout of the theme park on it}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' To make sure you don't have any money left when you leave, ''{the words "not to scale" appear with an arrow pointing at the layout}'' there'd be more games than you or your grandFATHER could handle.<br />
<br />
''{cut to Bubs working the "Throw Game"}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, the ones where you throw hoops or rings or baseballs at different stuff and try to win cheap generic stuffed animal versions of ten-year-old cartoons. <br />
<br />
''{During this voice over, Pom Pom plays the "Throw Game" while Bubs looks on. Pom Pom successfully gets all three rings that he tosses around the "xtra cold one" bottle. Strong Bad's arm appears, holding up a cheap stuffed animal}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Like this Bubs with a horn.<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' No, no, no. You gotta get those rings ''inside'' the bottle.<br />
<br />
'''POM POM:''' ''{makes bubble noises}''<br />
<br />
''{Pom Pom picks up a baseball and throws it at the bottle in frustration. Cut back to Strong Bad behind the layout of the park}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No theme park would be complete without a bunch of costumed mascots running around antic-ing... ''{scratches head}'' antique-ing... whatever.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to view of an area behind some fencing. The King of Town still rides "The Bowels of Trogdor!!" in the distance.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, there'd be one of the Stop Sign,<br />
<br />
''{Coach Z appears wearing a costume that has a cartoonish looking Stop Sign design}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' call him "Stoppy, Stoppy the sign" and then there'd be the tire...<br />
<br />
''{Homestar appears wearing a costume that has a very cartoonish looking Tire design}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' call him "Poppy the tire"... And who could forget "General Tso's Chicken"<br />
<br />
''{A carton of what could only be General Tso's Chicken falls from the sky. It has "Ryan S." written on the side. Homsar's feet appear beneath it.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, Stoppy, is your suit chafing you like crazy?<br />
<br />
'''COACH Z:''' Well, to tell ya da truth dere Poppy, I've always enjoyed a good chafe.<br />
<br />
'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball.<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh crap! It's tasteball already?<br />
<br />
''{cut to Strong Bad back at the compy}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But yeah, it's a pretty unrealistic vision. I'm gonna have to start robbing WAY more hot actresses if I ever hope to make that dream a reality. But for now, I'll settle for giving tours on The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.<br />
<br />
''{He gets up. Cut to Strong Bad standing in a box in Strongbadia. He holds some sort of microphone.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad makes a microphone click noise and speaks in a theme-park tour-guide-styled monotone voice}'' Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure. ''{Strong Bad makes a click noise again}'' <br />
<br />
''{Cut to wide view of Strong Bad standing in a box labeled "riverquest safariventure". Homestar sits in front of him in the box. To the left is a running hose. The water from the hose forms a puddle around the box.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to experience the fury of: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
''{[[The Paper]] comes down. About 5 seconds later, the zooms in on Strong Bad and Homestar and the tour continues}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' And first up on our tour if you look to your right ''{Homestar looks to his right}'' experience the fury of: ''{cut to wider view}'' a big rock that is going to fall on uuuus. ''{An obviously fake rock pops up behind the fence, mounted on a stick.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooooh. ''{The rock goes back down behind the fence.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaaay.<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm not ok--<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
''{cut to closeup of Strong Bad}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' And if you look up the river here comes another one of our tour guides his name is The Cheat ''{Cut to wide view again. The Cheat walks by in his own box, which is labeled "R.Q. 2".}'' everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat."<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Hide and seek.<br />
<br />
''{Some drum sounds can be heard}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums? Oh no it's headhunteeerrrs. ''{The cardboard cutout of a bear holding a shark, posing as a "headhunter," pops up from behind the fence.}'' ''{click}'' Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care of thiiis. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad pulls out a revolver, and turns his head away as he fires up into the air twice. The cutout goes back down behind the fence.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Looks like we scared those headhunters. Let's hope they don't come baaack. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
''{cut to closeup of Strong Bad again}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Well folks we've made it back safely did everyone have a good time?<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Not really.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad continues to talk while Homestar answers.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Goooood. Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
''{cut to wide view again}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent.<br />
<br />
''{[[The Paper]] comes down again. After another pause, Strong Bad speaks again}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop. ''{click}''<br />
<br />
== Easter Eggs ==<br />
<br />
* Click on "buisness" after Strong Bad says it in the first part of the email to see a picture of The Ugly One and Cheerleader.<br />
** Cheerleader looks angry and is wearing a dress that says, "kiss boys". She has a speech bubble that reads, "the ugly one, why you always gotta be all up in my bweez-NASS?" The Ugly One looks sad.<br />
<br />
* Click on "Rafi" to see a mock NFL patch.<br />
<br />
* Click on "Mount" in "Mount Ridesplace USA" after Strong Bad says "USA" to see [[Monkey D]]'s season pass.<br />
<pre>Strong Bad's Mount Ridesplace USA<br />
Season Pass<br />
Name: Monkey D<br />
Has: Fun<br />
Valid thru 9/04<br />
(signed) Monkey D</pre><br />
<br />
* Click on the next to last Bubs doll on the lower row, left side in the "Throw Game" stand to see a real Bubs plushie thingie.<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
===Trivia===<br />
*The paper on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "plans for stuff".<br />
*The box in the throw game appears to be labeled "BOX FOR THROW GAME", in all capital letters..<br />
<br />
===Remarks===<br />
*Roller coasters don't usually have circular loops on them like the Bowels of Trogdor, because the G-forces involved, indeed, usually cause people to pass out. No one usually catches fire, though.<br />
*Strong Bad pushes his thumb far out of his boxing glove when he sends the Cheat to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes land. This wouldn't usually be possible with a real boxing glove.<br />
<br />
===Goofs===<br />
*When Pom Pom hits the bottle with the ball, a crashing sound is heard yet it doesn't break.<br />
*At the end of the SBRQSV, look for the [[Stop Sign|stop sign]]. It's not there! It disappeared sometime between the pause the first time the paper came down, and the fake boulder.<br />
<br />
===Glitches===<br />
*When the SBRQSV is over, the water stops flowing from the hose.<br />
===Inside References===<br />
*The "headhunter" is the bear holding a shark cardboard figure from [[date]].<br />
*Pom Pom throws rings around an "Xtra Cold One", first seen in [[Cheat Commandos Commercial]].<br />
*The music played during Strong Sad's "Stunt Spooktacular" is the same music that was used in [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]].<br />
<br />
===Real-World References===<br />
*The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure is a parody of [http://disneyland.disney.go.com/disneyland/en_US/parks/attractions/detail?name=JungleCruiseAttractionPage Disneyland's Jungle Cruise] ride. Strong Bad does not breath or show any expression and this monotone delivery is reminiscent of Jungle Cruise tour guides who give the same tour over and over again. The shooting of a warning shot (in this case a flare gun) to scare off the [[Bear-Shark | bear and shark]] "headhunters" is directly from the tour guide script. Most of Strong Bad's speech correlates to the tour.<br />
*The "Ryan S." on the box of General Tso's chicken may be a reference to Ryan S. (Ryan Shoulders) from the TV show [http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor7/survivors/bio/ryans.shtml Survivor: Pearl Islands] (airing in late 2003). In episode 2, Ryan S. goes to pick up a message (aka "treemail" on the show). While picking it up, he says, "The treemail, the treemail, wha wha the treemail," a play on the opening to [[techno]].<br />
**More likely, however, "Ryan S." is a reference to [[Ryan Sterritt]], a friend of the Brothers Chaps who has helped with the website in the past.<br />
*Strong Bad's reading of the name as 'Rafi' might be an obscure reference to a Canadian children's entertainer, [http://www.raffinews.com/ Raffi].<br />
*The Bowels of Trogdor might be a reference to the now obsolete ride, Fireball, at Morey's Piers in Wildwood, NJ.<br />
*[[Poppy the Tire]] looks very similar to [http://www.bcdb.com/bcdb/cartoon.cgi?film=14550&m=s Peter Puck] a cartoon hockey puck from a 1973 Hanna-Barbera Cartoon.<br />
<br />
== External Links ==<br />
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*[[HR:sbemail104.html|watch "theme park"]]<br />
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[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]</div>sesameseedhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/On_Point_KingsOn Point Kings2005-04-24T20:29:32Z<p>sesameseed: </p>
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<div>[[Image:onpointkings.png|thumb|right|220px|The On Point Kings rule behind Bubs's place.]]<br />
'''The On Point Kings''' are a gang consisting of [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[The Cheat]]. Their hideout is located behind [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. The gang was created when [[The Stick]] was temporarily unpopular. The KOT wants to join, so he puts on a dunce cap to be a "pointy king." On Strong Mad's suggestion, the On Point Kings stole [[The King of Town]]'s dunce cap and renamed it "Lotionman." They're all about taking no guff. They might be a reference to the Latin Kings, a Hispanic gang in Atlanta. <br />
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[[Category: Organizations]]</div>sesameseedhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Sad_Lookalike_ContestStrong Sad Lookalike Contest2005-04-17T23:22:18Z<p>sesameseed: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Lookalike_Contest_2.png|thumb|The Man of the Hour]]<br />
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'''Strong Sad Lookalike Contest''' is an annual event where contestants are judged on how closely their appearance, voice and penmanship match Strong Sad's. Anyone is accepted except for [[Strong Sad]] himself. It was first seen in the email "[[impression]]," where [[Coach Z]] acted as judge. [[The Cheat]] has won sectionals every year since the contest started in 1999, dressed as Strong Sad's left leg (or "[[Soolnds|soolnd]]"). [[Strong Bad]] won the blue ribbon for penmanship in 2003. [[Homsar]]'s impression was so good, he was mistaken for Strong Sad trying to enter the contest and was kicked out.<br />
[[Category: Contests]]</div>sesameseedhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/ghostsghosts2005-04-17T20:54:20Z<p>sesameseed: </p>
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<div>[[Image:sbemail48.PNG|thumb|Little bad graphics ghost]]<br />
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'''Strong Bad Email #48'''<br />
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Strong Bad gives the ol' kingdom a thorough ghost check.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[General Tso's Chicken]], [[Bad Graphics Ghost]], [[Strong Sad]] (Easter egg)<br />
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strongbadia]], [[Center of Time and Space, The|The Center of Time and Space]] (Easter egg)<br />
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'''Date:''' October 31, 2002<br />
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'''Running Time:''' 2:24<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, is it ever Monday.<br />
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''{reading}''<br />
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<pre>Yo yo, Strong Bad!<br />
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Are there any ghosts in Strongbadia?<br />
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Your Favorite Cowboys,<br />
Josh, John & Doug<br />
Nashville, TN</pre><br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoah. Took all three of ya to come up with that one, huh? You're some bright young men! ''{typing}'' You know boys, cowboys, I've never really given the ol' kingdom a thorough ghost check. ''{calling out}'' The Cheat! ''{The Cheat zips right up to Strong Bad}'' Meet me in the Strong Bad Cave! ''{The Cheat makes a quizzical noise}'' Erm, well...meet me in the closet and, uh...we'll put on some costumes.<br />
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''{We see an old Batman-style transition, with the eye portion of Strong Bad's facemask used as a logo to designate a scene change. Strong Bad and The Cheat walk out into Strong Badia at night, both dressed in Ghostbusters T-shirts.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, The Cheat, let's just turn on my ghost-detecting equipment here...see if we can't get any readings. ''{turns on a flashlight and waves it around}'' Hey sign! You haunted? What about you, tire? Any ghosts? Chinese food! You a ghost? ''{the top of the box of Chinese food opens up with a green mist escaping}'' IT'S THE GHOST OF GENERAL TSO! Oh—wait. It's just grody and rotten. The Cheat, will you please freaking clean up after yourself?! Oh well, looks like Strongbadia is ghost-free and proud to be.<br />
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''{The ghost of Tandy appears behind him}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Uh... My old computer! Umm... What's up, man? Sure is one...spooky sound you're making there...<br />
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''{The Bad Graphics Ghost materializes on the Tandy screen}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, lookit that! Little...bad graphics ghost. Heh. Hey, little guy... Look, old computer. Sorry I threw you out and everything but, uh...The Cheat, um...Chea-Chea-Cheat's got soccer practice, so uh... Did you remember your cleats, The Cheat? THROW THAT CHINESE FOOD AT HIM!<br />
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''{The Cheat does, and they run off. The ghost computer flies away. Cut back to the Compy. [[The Paper]] comes down, and the Bad Graphics Ghost appears on the Compy's screen}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
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*At the end of this one a "Bad Graphics Ghost" appears. To make the pieces disappear, you can mouse-over them or hold down the Tab key.<br />
*If you manage to get all the pieces to be gone at the same time, the computer will say "You killed the bad graphics ghost. Now Strong Sad will sing you a scary song." The scene changes to Strong Sad in the center of all Time and Space, where he will sing a song for you:<br />
::''Have you seen the ghost of John?'' <br />
::''All white bones with the skin all go-o-o-one!''<br />
::''Whoo! whoooo! whooo!'' <br />
::''Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin ooonnnn...?'' <br />
::''{stops singing}'' Whoa, check it out! It's like I'm the master of time and space in here!<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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===Explanations===<br />
*Strong Bad comments, "Boy, is it ever Monday!," because this was released late, on a Wednesday.<br />
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===Trivia===<br />
*This is one of only four emails to feature both the [[Tandy 400]] and the [[Compy 386]]. The others are [[invisibility]], [[personal favorites]], and [[no loafing]], unless you consider the beginning of [[flashback]] to be a Tandy 400 appearance.<br />
*This is one of the only times you will see Strong Bad in a shirt (other than Halloween toons). He also wore a shirt in [[stand-up]] and had the outline of an undershirt in his suntan in [[lures & jigs]] when he was fishing.<br />
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===Remarks===<br />
*The Tandy 400 is apparently obsolete and can only display images of poor graphics, and yet it was able to clearly show a screenshot from Hairstyle Runner in [[homestar hair]].<br />
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===Real-World References===<br />
*The printings on Strong Bad's and The Cheat's shirts are the logo for the movie [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097428/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9R2hvc3RidXN0ZXJzIDJ8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft=20 Ghostbusters 2].<br />
*This email contains some very obvious references to the old [[Batman]] TV series from the 1960s, both in Strong Bad telling The Cheat "Quick! To the Strong Badcave!" and the scene cut between [[Computer Room|Strong Bad's computer room]] and [[Strongbadia]].<br />
*The 'Center of Time and Space' appears to be a slight variation on the Windows 'stars' screen-saver.<br />
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===Goofs===<br />
*The Tandy's ghost still has the scorch marks and duct tape, but the cracks on the screen have disappeared completely.<br />
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== DVD Version ==<br />
*You don't have to select all of the blocks on the Bad Graphics Ghost to kill it this time. You merely have to select the hidden Strong Bad icon in the lower left corner of the Compy 386 screen.<br />
**As well, it sounds like reverb was added to Strong Sad's song and dialogue, for added creepiness.<br />
*The DVD version adds a hidden creator's commentary. To access it, change your DVD player's audio language selection while watching this email.<br />
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=== Commentary Transcript ===<br />
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{heard in the background}'' Boy, is it ever Monday.<br />
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'''MATT:''' That— <br />
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'''MIKE:''' Uh, I think we put it up on Wednesday that time.<br />
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, because Monday we did the, uh, Halloween cartoon, which was the [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]—or maybe that was Tuesday—I don't even know, but yeah. So this was, uh, it's only—it's weird, the only themed, uh, time of the year, Strong Bad emails are Halloween ones. There's the [[halloweener]] one and this one.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' That's true—well, the [[flag day]] one.<br />
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'''MATT:''' That's true, that was on Flag Day, wasn't it?<br />
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah.<br />
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'''MATT:''' That's of course a reference to the old Batman TV show.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' Spider-Man.<br />
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'''MATT:''' What? It was Batman.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' Scrapeman. Scrape-on-the-knee-man. Uh, I like doing Strong Badia and the blue for night.<br />
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, this was good, there's the masking—<br />
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, like three maskings right there.<br />
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's the good...<br />
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'''MIKE:''' Remember when the toons menu used to be an old Chinese menu?<br />
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'''MATT:''' I do.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' That was the dragon that we used on that menu.<br />
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'''MATT:''' I like that they're both wearing Ghostbusters 2 outfits. My friend Jamie still has a Ghostbusters 2 outfit, I think. My friend Jamie's the guy that first said the words Homestar Runner all together. I like—all these sound effects are just me going ''{blows to make wind sound}'' and ''{pssswishyswish sound}''<br />
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'''MIKE:''' You're so talented.<br />
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, listen how much more talented I am than Mike. ''{powacahoowachoo sound}''<br />
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'''MIKE:''' ''{powankydoowow musical sound}''<br />
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'''MATT:''' This is supposed to sound like a laser.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' A laser. ''{pee-oww musical sound}'' <br />
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'''MATT:''' Watch; listen. ''{fweeowwoosh}'' ''{blows to make ghost sound}''<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[[HR:sbemail48.html|watch "ghosts"]]<br />
*[[HR:sbemail48.swf|view the Flash file for "ghosts"]]<br />
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[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]</div>sesameseedhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:rock_operaTalk:rock opera2005-02-22T23:46:12Z<p>sesameseed: </p>
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<div>The best email yet. -[[User:sesameseed|sesameseed]] 16:46, 22 Feb 2005 (MST)</div>sesameseedhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:tape-legTalk:tape-leg2005-02-16T04:40:09Z<p>sesameseed: </p>
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<div>In actuallity, I thought this e-mail was pretty funny. Or maybe I'm just like... pathetic. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]<br />
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At some point you'll notice that Strong Bad is static in his method of email jokes. It gets to the point where you can guess when he'll start sputtering excuses...or meandering into funny words...or listing-his-humor-with-hyphens-conjunctions-and-ellipses...<br />
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There was a point when Strong Bad truly did have pizzaz and not the mummification factor of the Simpsons. "The basics" was another one of those emails where it thrived alone; but those days are gone, baby, their greatest tenstiments unappriciated.<br />
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I don't think this is worst SBEmail...I think that honor would go to "some kinda robot". But maybe that's just me.</div>sesameseed