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I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life<br><br />
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone<br></div>Mr. Conradhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/User:2Fast2FuriousUser:2Fast2Furious2006-06-23T22:33:26Z<p>Mr. Conrad: </p>
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<div>Sorry, Cedric. I deleted your user page.</div>Mr. Conradhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Creepy_Comb-Over_Strong_BadCreepy Comb-Over Strong Bad2006-06-23T22:32:16Z<p>Mr. Conrad: </p>
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<div>:Goodbye stranger, it's been nice<br />
:Hope you find your paradise</div>Mr. Conradhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Senor_CardgageSenor Cardgage2006-06-23T22:30:55Z<p>Mr. Conrad: adding doo doo</p>
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<div>[[Image:Senor_Cartgage_Profile.PNG|thumb|right|100px|So cool.]]<br />
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{{about|creepy mortgage broker and used car salesman}} {{for|blue [[Storybook Characters|storybook character]]|SeƱor}} {{for|common misuse of the Spanish word "Se&ntilde;or"|Senor}}<br />
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'''Senor Cardgage''' is apparently the creepy guy that lived down the street from the Brothers Strong when they were little, and gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares due to his extreme sketchiness. He now runs [[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage|his own mortgage business]] as well as a [[Senorial Day|used car dealership]]. His name is pronounced "[[Senor|Seh-nor]]", not "Seh-nyor", due to the lack of a [[Wikipedia: tilde|tilde]] on the N.<br />
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Some of his traits include:<br />
* Suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs just as you walk by<br />
* Always carrying [[Aldi Bag|an old plastic Aldi grocery bag]] of mysterious contents<br />
* Loudly eating melty chocolate bars while standing too close to you in lines<br />
* Smelling like [[Peas|pea soup]] (according to [[Homestar Runner]])<br />
* Smelling like doo doo (according to [[User:Mr. Conrad|Mr. Conrad]])<br />
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[[Image:Can of Peas.png|thumb|left|"Look at this can of peas, Helvetica."]]<br />
Senor Cardgage speaks in phrases that are almost one word but not quite another, like; "excardon me" and "exobably not," and he talks in a very quiet voice. He'll also "call at you as if you were a lady," regardless of your gender. <br />
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Even though he has a car dealership and a mortgage company, his residence is unknown. It is suggested in [[Senorial Day]] and [[candy product]] that he is homeless, as he is shown in an [[Alleyway|alleyway]] sleeping in a sleeping bag and using his [[Wikipedia:Aldi|Aldi]] bag as a pillow. Strong Sad said that Senor Cardgage lived down the street when they were little, implying he had a house at one point; however, there is no proof of this or of his current residence, if any. Although it is implied that he is poor, he offers to buy Strong Sad a can of peas at [[Strong Bad]]'s [[garage sale]] for $99, and then proceeds to buy it for himself.<br />
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When Strong Bad is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff in the email "[[kind of cool]]", he describes Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad who is just like Senor Cardgage. Both are, at least to Strong Bad, "so cool, you don't even know [that they are] cool". <br />
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It is often debated whether Senor Cardgage and Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad are the same person or not, but it is notable that during the "[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]" extra on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD, [[The Brothers Chaps]] refer to this character as Senor Cardgage, and during the commentary for [[garage sale]], they remark, "Ah, good ol' Senor Cardgage. I guess he's a real character now." Also, in the [[Toons Menu]], the description for [[Senor Mortgage]] reads "Wait. Is Senor Cardgage real?!" <br />
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==Filmography==<br />
*'''Debut:''' Email [[kind of cool]]<br />
*[[:Category:Senor Cardgage Filmography|Complete Filmography]]<br />
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==Quotes of the Week==<br />
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*{{qotw|"Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end}''|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:cardgage hardlife.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"|[[Senorial Day]]|Mirror:cardgage msamerica.mp3}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Nicknames#Senor Cardgage|Nicknames]]<br />
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