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<div>[[Homestar Runner]] jams about lazor beams and lima beans with [[They Might Be Giants]] (from [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]])<br />
{{web-screenshot}}</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/File:puppet_badjoke.pngFile:puppet badjoke.png2020-01-09T01:50:33Z<p>Chiveswinston: uploaded a new version of "File:puppet badjoke.png":&#32;Bad jokes, in high quality, sorry if this looks like spam to the admins, I'm just looking through any crusty flash quality puppet stuffs and uploading higher quality ones</p>
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<div>[[They Might Be Giants]] complement [[Homestar Runner]]'s belt (from [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]])<br />
{{web-screenshot}}</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/File:puppetdween.pngFile:puppetdween.png2020-01-09T01:43:38Z<p>Chiveswinston: uploaded a new version of "File:puppetdween.png":&#32;Crisp YouTube quality, might look better with a DVD rip.</p>
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<div>==Summary==<br />
[[Homestar Runner]] is less than thrilled by [[Santaman]] (from [[Homestar and the Nice Present]])<br />
==Licensing==<br />
{{web-screenshot}}</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/File:Screenshot_20200108-204000_YouTube.pngFile:Screenshot 20200108-204000 YouTube.png2020-01-09T01:42:46Z<p>Chiveswinston: Crisp YouTube quality, might look better with a DVD rip.</p>
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<div>== Summary ==<br />
Crisp YouTube quality, might look better with a DVD rip.<br />
== Licensing ==<br />
{{web-screenshot}}</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/File:Homestar_puppet_as_McEnroe.jpgFile:Homestar puppet as McEnroe.jpg2020-01-09T01:35:14Z<p>Chiveswinston: uploaded a new version of "File:Homestar puppet as McEnroe.jpg":&#32;Higher quality John McEnroe Homestar</p>
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<div>== Summary ==<br />
[[Homestar Runner]] puppet as [[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|John McEnroe]] (from an Easter egg in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
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== Licensing ==<br />
{{web-screenshot}}</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/FrenchFrench2019-12-17T19:26:56Z<p>Chiveswinston: /* Appearances */ added mention of the Eiffel Tower in a decemberween pageant</p>
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<div>[[Image:French Homestar.png|thumb|100px|"Let us away to my romantic chateau in the Fantastic mountains!"]]<br />
While [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] takes place in and around [[Free Country, USA]], there are a sizable number of cultural references to the '''[[Wikipedia:Culture of France|French]]'''.<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
*The [[Heavy Lourde]] &mdash; In French, "lourde" means "heavy", making the name [[Redundancy|redundant]].<br />
*Email [[halloweener]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] says, "You'll be the belle of the ball." [[Homestar Runner]] replies, "I'm a belle." Belle means, in French, "beauty" or "a beauty", but in the feminine form.<br />
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] &mdash; Marzipan and The Cheat are seen standing in front of the Eiffel Tower.<br />
*Email [[3 Wishes]] &mdash; At the end of the email, Strong Bad says that the horns look like croissants. At the very end, he says "Croissants" in a French accent.<br />
*Email [[action figure]] &mdash; While describing the action figure's "Chinese throwing croissant" action, he pronounces "croissants" in a heavy French accent.<br />
*[[Parsnips A-Plenty]] &mdash; The way [[The Homestar Runner]] pronounces "depot" is the French pronunciation.<br />
*Email [[cheat talk]] &mdash; In the Easter egg for the The Cheat language LP, the LP has the French flag displayed on it.<br />
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] &mdash; The word "Le" in the "Le Girl" magazine means "the" in French, but in the masculine form. The feminine form, which would correspond to "girl", is "La".<br />
*Email [[unused emails]] &mdash; When he sees where the email came from, which is "Aurora, Illinois", Strong Bad pronounces "Illinois" in a French accent (as "Illi-nwah").<br />
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] &mdash; [[Marzipan]] says "Bonjour... Je m'appelle" meaning "Hello... My name is" (although she mixes her languages by including "amigos" in her greeting; "Amigos" is [[Spanish]] for "friends").<br />
*[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] &mdash; In the song [[i think i have a chance with this guy]], [[What's Her Face]] hopes she goes to France with the guy in question.<br />
*Email [[colonization]] &mdash; One of the subs Strong Bad eats while traveling to [[Strong Badia]] is titled "The Dijon [[Chicken]]". [[Wikipedia:Dijon|Dijon]] is a city in eastern France, and the Dijon Chicken may refer to the [[Wikipedia:Dijon Mustard|mustard]] named after the town.<br />
*Email [[lunch special]] &mdash; The Cheat writes "[[Duck]] a l'Orange" instead of "sbu". Duck a l'Orange is a pseudo-French duck dish consisting of roasted duck marinated in an orange sauce.<br />
*Email [[dreamail]] &mdash; The official French abbreviation for Monsieur is "M.", but it is misspelled as "Mssr." in the "French Countryside" dream email. This may be based on the abbreviation "Messrs." or "Mssrs.", standing for Messieurs, the plural of Monsieur. The spelling also resembles the way French people actually pronounce "Monsieur", which Strong Bad imitates.<br />
*Email [[origins]] &mdash; The name of the emailer's town, Eau Claire, means "Clear Water" in French. Strong Bad mispronounces "Eau".<br />
*[[FAQ]] &mdash; A question asks if Level 27 of [[TROGDOR!]] is intentionally unbeatable. The response begins with "Non."<br />
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] &mdash; French Homestar talks with a heavy French accent and acts very refined. He has a black comb-over or toupee.<br />
*Email [[highschool]] &mdash; Patrique is a French spelling of Patrick.<br />
*Email [[narrator]] &mdash; Some smelly French studio makes the [[Films from narrator|movie]] "[[Whatsit]] All About", which is a four-hour film with no dialogue and no plot.<br />
*Email [[senior prom]] &mdash; [[Strong Sad]] says [[Coach Z]] is supposed to be the chaperone (with a heavy French accent).<br />
*[[Weclome Back]] &mdash; Marzipan saying "Toot sweet" is a play on the French phrase "tout de suite", which translates to "immediately" or "at once".<br />
*Email [[the chair]] &mdash; Strong Bad's ill-fated chair is called [[Le Restige]].<br />
*Email [[your funeral]] &mdash; Strong Sad says that he was about to perform his "chaup au fan". He says this with a French accent.<br />
*[[Drive-Thru]] &mdash; Strong Bad orders another bottle of Château Prétende, a mistranslation of "Pretend Manor" and a play on classic French wines.<br />
*[[Date Nite]] &mdash; [[The Cheat]] and Marzipan eat at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (Place)|Marshmallow's l'est Stand]].<br />
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] &mdash; [[Cheerleader]] is killed by a French [[toilet]]. While killing her, it says "Eau de toilette!"<br />
*[[The Limozeen Advantage]] &mdash; Thinking that Advantage is from the French Nebula instead of Jersey, [[Larry Palaroncini]] repeatedly pronounces the band's name with a French accent.<br />
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] &mdash; Strong Sad's pronunciation of "bring it on" seems to again invoke his French accent.<br />
*[[Trogday 08]] &mdash; Strong Bad uses a faux French accent to sing the final chorus of the [[The S is for Sucks]] song.<br />
*Email [[fan club]] &mdash; Strong Sad and Homestar say "[[wikipedia:Twizzlers|Twizzlérs]]" with a French pronunciation.<br />
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad claims a French guy told him to beat up Homestar.<br />
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] &mdash; In the "[[SBCG4AP Tech Demo|Playable Demo]]", an Easter egg adds a [[mustache]] on Homestar's face, and Strong Bad calls him a "Frenchman".<br />
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; When Strong Bad tricks Strong Sad into taking his temperature in the [[Homsar Reservation]], Strong Sad pronounces "thermometer" with a French accent.<br />
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; The song "'Hugo Left Me' By The Frollos" refers to [[Wikipedia:Victor Hugo|Victor Hugo]] and two of his novels: ''[[Wikipedia:The Hunchback of Notre Dame|The Hunchback of Notre Dame]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Les Misérables|Les Misérables]]''.<br />
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] &mdash; When learning about the location of his [[Dadgeresque|long-lost father]] in [[Wikipedia:Venice|Venice]], Dangeresque mistakenly states that he is going to France before a jump cut correction stating that he is going to Italy. Additionally, certain events in the movie take place in Paris.<br />
*[[Hremail 62]] &mdash; Homestar pronounces the word "Advancement" in his letter with a French accent.<br />
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] &mdash; Homestar asks Strong Sad to recite a couplet from the French poet [[Wikipedia:Charles Baudelaire|Charles Baudelaire]].<br />
**Homestar also says "on the contraire" and "au the contrary" when talking to Strong Bad, both referring to the French phrase "au contraire", meaning "on the contrary".<br />
*[[Donut Unto Others]] &mdash; Homestar claims he dreamt he was a French long-jump champion.<br />
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] &mdash; Strong Bad says "Are you talking to moi?", pronouncing it as "moy".<br />
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] &mdash; Strong Sad says his [[Wikipedia:Hercule Poirot|Hercule Poirot]] costume gives him the perfect opportunity to practice his French accent.<br />
*[[Decemberween Dangeresque]] &mdash; [[Stingy Relenque]] is described as being French-[[Canada|Canadian]]. He speaks in a fake, exaggerated French accent, and at one point, speaks in unintelligible faux French.<br />
*[[Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination]] &mdash; When the flaming text appears, it is accompanied by a voiceover of a French translation of the text.<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Croissants]]<br />
*[[Prance]]<br />
*[[Berets]]<br />
*[[German]]<br />
*[[Spanish]]<br />
*[[Russia]]<br />
*[[Canada]]<br />
*[[Scandinavia]]<br />
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[[Category:Inside Jokes]]<br />
[[Category:Countries]]</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Powered_by_The_CheatPowered by The Cheat2019-10-30T19:58:31Z<p>Chiveswinston: </p>
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<div>[[Image:PBTC.png|thumb|Powered by The Cheat, for The Cheat]]<br />
"'''Powered by The Cheat'''" toons are [[Flash]] animations created by [[The Cheat]] and his computers, [[Tangerine Dreams]] (2002-2004), [[Monosodium Dreams]] (2006-2014), and [[The Cheat's iMac (2018)|his new iMac]] (2018-present). Many of them are [[Flash]] toons within the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. The toons, which are a parody of the many poorly drawn Flash cartoons on the web, are usually packed with bad animation and [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|character depictions]], poor imitations of the characters' voices (provided by [[Mike Chapman]]), vocalised sound effects, and senseless or nonexistent plots. <br />
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It is never explained how The Cheat manages to imitate the other characters speaking human language; in all regular toons, The Cheat speaks in his own native "The Cheat" language. In the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech]] appearance, an audience member asked [[The Brothers Chaps]] a question concerning this, and [[Matt Chapman]] responded in [[Strong Bad]]'s voice, "The guy's got two throats," and that, "he goes into this secret room when he does the voices, so I never see how he does it." However, in the holiday toon [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]], he is seen opening his mouth and speaking in a strong-bad-esque voice, which Strong Bad comments. He often [[Powered by The Cheat Cameo Appearances|incorporates himself into his cartoons]], sometimes in a [[Wikipedia:List_of_Hitchcock_cameo_appearances|Hitchcock-style cameo]], but usually portraying himself as superior to the other characters or receiving some sort of prize. The Cheat has won five prizes for these cartoons in "real" life, including an [[New Boots|iron cup full of Brunswick Stew]], a [[pizza]] for his "[[Everybody to the Limit]]" music video, the fabled "Pizza [[Trophy]]", a slice of "chinstrap pizza", and another pizza.<br />
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These animations show hints of The Cheat's fantasies and possibly insecure personality. The email [[mile]], which The Cheat guest-authored, is an ideal example of what he most desires yet cannot possibly possess. The Cheat shamelessly elevates his status in the eyes of others through praise given by his boss, [[Strong Bad]], while [[Marzipan]] finally gives him the [[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship|attention and affection he has been craving]]. However, the two rarely exchange words outside of a fabricated Flash universe, despite having gone on one [[Date Nite|date]] together.<br />
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The Cheat has provided animation for other [[Free Country, USA]] artists. He has also collaborated with the likes of [[The Skate Party]], [[They Might Be Giants]], and more.<br />
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It has been referred to by Strong Bad in a Quote of the week as an outtake from [[Most In The Graveyard]] as "The Cheat's regular animating crap".<br />
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==Powered by The Cheat Content==<br />
[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|thumb|"The Cheat is a millionaire!"]]<br />
*[[The Cheat Theme Song]]<br />
*[[Everybody to the Limit]]<br />
*[[Crazy Cartoon]] (part of the email [[crazy cartoon]])<br />
*Email [[mile#Powered by The Cheat|mile]]<br />
*[[These peoples try to fade me]]<br />
*[[New Boots]]<br />
*[[Seasonal Sweaters]]<br />
*[[Grumblecakes (video)]]<br />
*[[Main Page 15]]<br />
*[[Rap Song]]<br />
*[[Trudgemank]]<br />
*[[Crystal Fortress]]<br />
*[[Fish Eye Lens]]<br />
*[[Trogdor Was Dragon Man]]<br />
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==Partially Powered by The Cheat Content==<br />
[[Image:Sbscreen.PNG|thumb|The credits squeeze from [[theme song]]]]<br />
*Email [[website]] &mdash; The Cheat makes the Flash intro for [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad's Website|website]].<br />
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] &mdash; The Cheat makes a short animation with the [[Grim Reaper]] crushing hearts for Strong Sad's Valentine's Day entry.<br />
*Email [[marzipan]] &mdash; The Cheat makes a music video for [[Marzipan]]'s "[[Oh Yeah Yeah]]".<br />
*[[Experimental Film]] &mdash; The Cheat co-directs the music video for They Might Be Giants' "Experimental Film" with [[Strong Sad]].<br />
*[[Labor Dabor]] &mdash; The Cheat makes some bowling animations.<br />
*Email [[animal]] &mdash; Strong Bad's descriptions of the [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Deep Sea Fangly Fish|Deep Sea Fangly Fish]] are rendered in PBTC style, and the style is seen again in two Easter eggs.<br />
*Email [[rock opera]] &mdash; Many of the visuals during the opera are in PBTC style.<br />
*Email [[bedtime story]] &mdash; The visuals in The Cheat's bedtime story with [[Moses Malone]] are completely PBTC style.<br />
*Email [[narrator]] &mdash; An Easter egg with the [[Marzipan]] Alien and [[Nebulon]] is done in PBTC style.<br />
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] &mdash; The second sequence is a PBTC cartoon set in the "Millionzoic Era".<br />
*Email [[theme song]] &mdash; An announcer interrupts the closing credits to advertise an upcoming show called ''Powered By The Cheat'', which that night would have featured [[Strong Mad]] getting his own talk show.<br />
*Email [[strong badathlon]] &mdash; PBTC versions of Strong Bad, The Cheat playing a guitar, and a hot girl are shown during the "Probably Something With Guitars, Lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls" event.<br />
*Email [[web comics]] &mdash; The Cheat has a web comic in which he makes PBTC-style drawings based on the senders' names of spam emails.<br />
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] &mdash; A scene in which a [[Nintendo#Wii|Wii]] console explodes is drawn and animated in PBTC style.<br />
*Email [[love poems]] &mdash; An animated video of [[Tenerence Love]]'s "sweaty overweight jam" is labeled, "Director: The Cheat".<br />
*[[Best Caper Ever]] &mdash; When Strong Bad is wondering about what they might have done to Homestar, some PBTC-style drawings pop up.<br />
*[[Where U Goin' 2?]] &mdash; The Cheat gets a freelance animation job, and a clip of his cartoon is shown.<br />
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] &mdash; In an Easter egg, a short PBTC animation similar to [[Trudgemank]] is shown.<br />
*[[Really Cool Boat]] &mdash; This [[Skills of an Artist]] episode finishes with a PBTC animation of the Deep Sea Fangly Fish encountering the Cheatviathan.<br />
*[[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview]] &mdash; The video uses PBTC combined with [[Puppet Stuff]].<br />
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==Responses==<br />
These are the responses of characters, mostly Strong Bad, after watching a toon with The Cheat. While most are discouraging, there is occasional praise.<br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"<br />
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! Toon !! Transcript<br />
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|[[The Cheat Theme Song]]||<br />
'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD''': Um, I dunno, The Cheat, I don't think it was very good... at all. I mean, the song was kinda catchy but the visuals were lacking, at best.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': This is the best video game I've ever played.<br />
|-<br />
|[[Everybody to the Limit]]||<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking to The Cheat}'' Now that's what I'm talkin' about! That was amazing! I mean you—... I—... I can't b—... Chi-g-d-b ... He—g ... I'm buyin' you a pizza!<br />
|-<br />
|Email [[crazy cartoon]]||<br />
''{the cartoon pans out to a Powered by The Cheat-styled cartoon of Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the toon}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy!<br />
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''{Strong Bad gives The Cheat a trophy}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' <br />
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''{Zoom out again to the ''actual'' Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I didn't do that! Did I?<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy.<br />
|-<br />
|[[New Boots]]||<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Purple boxing gloves?! Did you do any fact-checking before you turned this in? What if I did that to you? Oh yeah, The Cheat, he's a... stripèd, green rabbit! With two butts!<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{responds angrily}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' But you made my underwears showing! Everybody knows I don't wear underwears!<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Pleading The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm... all right... You get an... iron cup. Full of Brunswick Stew. ''{places cup of stew on table}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{responds excitedly and pushes the cup over to his side of the table}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' But lemme tell ya's. With a little extra effort, it would have been a trophy full of ''Steak-umms.''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sad The Cheat noise (in an "Awww" pattern)}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Guy drops a couple of JPEGs in his cartoon and thinks he's like, the guy who draws The Lockhorns or something. Now that guy knows funny!<br />
|-<br />
|[[Main Page 15]]||<br />
(to show these three randomized responses scroll the mouse over the email button)<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Exclamatory The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, your visual style just looks thrown together. It looks like you don't care.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And what is that terrible voice? Is that supposed to be Homestar? <br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Defensive The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The animation looks terrible. It's all jerky, ya know, like it was done by a two years old boy.<br />
|-<br />
|[[Rap Song]]||<br />
'''COACH Z:''' The Chort, that was amazing! It's gonna rocket straight to the bottom of the BET charts!<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh, your payment. How's about a nice slice of chin strap pizza? ''{holds up a pizza slice that has a chin strap on it}''<br />
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''{The Cheat sinks out of view, making sick-sounding The Cheat noises.}''<br />
|-<br />
|[[Trudgemank]]||<br />
''{The Cheat looks around for viewers and lowers his head, looking disappointed. He then gives himself a pizza trophy and begins applauding.}''<br />
|- <br />
| [[Fish Eye Lens]] ||<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat! That was incredible!<br />
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''{He begins babbling as if at a loss for words, like in [[Everybody to the Limit]]. He keeps babbling in rhythm. The Cheat pulls out his keyboard and drops a beat in time with the babbling. The rave lights come on.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping himself}'' I'm buying you a pizzaaaaa!<br />
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''{The music stops as he says "pizzaaaaa". A pizza falls from the ceiling and covers their heads. The Cheat makes a "da-ta-da!" fanfare noise.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Guess I can conjure ceiling pizzas now.<br />
|}<br/><br />
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{{recenttoons}}<br />
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[[Category:Lists]]</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/NicknamesNicknames2019-10-30T19:52:40Z<p>Chiveswinston: /* Strong Sad */</p>
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<div>[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]<br />
Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].<br />
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==Main Characters==<br />
===[[Homestar Runner]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Fox's father (himself, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])<br />
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])<br />
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]]) <br />
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'''Shorts'''<br />
*Homedog (himself, [[Play Date]])<br />
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*The Deckeman (himself, [[No Hands On Deck!]])<br />
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])<br />
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]]) <br />
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])<br />
*Piles (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*Jackson (Puppet Marshie, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*The Smartest Person in the World (Narrating Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck in his Craw]])<br />
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'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Hot Pooey (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])<br />
*Homestarrunner.com (himself and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])<br />
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])<br />
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*The old captain of the team (himself, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*The Queen of England ([[Halloween Safety]])<br />
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'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])<br />
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]] and [[Main Page 25]])<br />
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'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])<br />
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])<br />
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])<br />
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])<br />
*Homestar Bunmaker (himself, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])<br />
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])<br />
*Lou Dobbs (himself, [[geddup noise]]) <br />
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary) <br />
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]]) <br />
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]]) <br />
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Kevin DuBrow (himself, [[the bet]])<br />
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]]) <br />
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]]) <br />
*Weird-On (Strong Bad, [[Real Live Emails]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br />
*Boyfriend Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br />
*The H-star, the H-star-R (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br />
*Sugar-face (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Strong Bad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Batman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*The breakout album of the year (himself, [[Hremail 2000]])<br />
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (himself, [[Hremail 62]])<br />
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Dumpwad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner's Character Video]])<br />
*Uncle Homestar (Raffedy and Preshy, [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]] (Strong Bad, [[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013|W00tstock 5.0]])<br />
*Pac-Man with an underbite sitting on top of some kind of lamp... or maybe, like, an... end table. (Strong Bad, [[Halloween 2019 Teaser]])<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Bad]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Strong Caleb (himself imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Grandma (himself, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and himself, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])<br />
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])<br />
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])<br />
*The Leg (pronounced "Ledge", himself, [[79 Seconds Left]])<br />
*Mohhhldy Moldy (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*Mrs. Strong Fast (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad Classics!]])<br />
<br />
'''Powered By The Cheat'''<br />
*Beehan (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Simone (Homestar, [[April Fools' 2014]])<br />
*Pez Dispenser (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])<br />
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Mrs. Jankroe (Homestar, [[Costume Commercial]])<br />
*Unckie Strong Bad (Himself and Homestar, [[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])<br />
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])<br />
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])<br />
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*AKA (''pronounced A-Kah'') Strong Bad (himself, Homestar, [[videography]])<br />
*Bathsheba (Senor Cardgage, [[hremail 3184]])<br />
*Dr. Marvin Rubdown (himself, [[love poems]])<br />
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])<br />
*Bridget (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])<br />
*e.email cummings (himself, [[rated]])<br />
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (himself, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])<br />
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])<br />
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])<br />
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])<br />
*Monster May-an (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])<br />
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])<br />
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])<br />
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])<br />
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])<br />
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])<br />
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])<br />
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])<br />
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])<br />
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])<br />
*Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Giantus (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*The Fake Frenchman (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Light 'n Fluffy (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Heaven in Tights (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Good Fortunator (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Bicep Lad (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Lebner (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Mighty Legit (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Wisewallace (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*The Detroit Locksmith (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Prudeacre (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])<br />
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])<br />
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])<br />
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Senor Muybueno (himself, [[pop-up]])<br />
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Strongio da Baddio (himself, [[portrait]])<br />
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])<br />
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (himself, [[bottom 10]])<br />
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])<br />
*Sed Bed (himself, [[do over]])<br />
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])<br />
*Chester Elegante (himself, [[dreamail]])<br />
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])<br />
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])<br />
*Silne Zle (himself, [[other days]])<br />
*Coolest guy ever (emailer Allison, [[for kids]])<br />
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])<br />
*No-shirt (himself, [[flashback]])<br />
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])<br />
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])<br />
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])<br />
*Mr. Supreme (himself, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])<br />
*Double A, All Abs (himself, [[suntan]])<br />
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])<br />
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])<br />
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])<br />
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])<br />
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])<br />
*Stark Dålig (himself, [[little questions]])<br />
*Stong Band (himself as Monkey D, [[vacation]])<br />
*[[Strong Badman]] (himself, [[superhero name]])<br />
*Mr SuTo (himself, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])<br />
<br />
'''Teen Girl Squad'''<br />
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Rongardo Shavemybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Sharpdene (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Grody Lab Result (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Vince Napmaker (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
*Joanie Allthetime (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
*Lorenz Magazine Man (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])<br />
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br />
*Senator Bobblehead (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Senator Statesbob (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Bob Statesman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Cableman Jorge (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])<br />
*Sweepstakes Ron (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Safety Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])<br />
*Dr. Professional (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])<br />
*Constable Anybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])<br />
*Detective Everybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])<br />
*Mr. Nobody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Lord Barglebroth (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Lord High Awesomeparty (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*General William Flexmypecs (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Mr. Strang L. Bod ([[Total Load]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Baron von Flexmypecs (himself, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*The Bee (himself, [[Sensitive To Bees]])<br />
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
*Strong Band (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Brethany (Senor Cardgage, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Tiny Heavy (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Strong and Bad (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Boxing Glove Guy (Max, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Got-the-best-cards-man (himself, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
<br />
===[[The Cheat]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], [[Rap Song]])<br />
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])<br />
<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])<br />
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])<br />
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])<br />
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])<br />
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])<br />
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])<br />
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br />
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])<br />
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])<br />
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])<br />
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]]) <br />
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])<br />
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])<br />
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])<br />
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])<br />
*Teh C. (himself, [[cheatday]])<br />
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])<br />
*[[Firebert]] (himself, [[army]])<br />
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])<br />
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])<br />
*The Friggin' Cheat (himself, [[local news]])<br />
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])<br />
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])<br />
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])<br />
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])<br />
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])<br />
*Holy-Crap Adorable pet (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])<br />
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])<br />
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Mad]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])<br />
*[[Graw Mad]] (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]]; [[Little Girl]], [[car#Commentary Transcript|commentary for car]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])<br />
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])<br />
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])<br />
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])<br />
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])<br />
*[[Killingyouguy]] (The King of Town, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Stlong Mad (himself, [[lunch special]])<br />
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Putchnya Shotski (himself, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])<br />
*Tiny (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)<br />
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Sad]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Sad Sachary Taylor (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])<br />
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]) <br />
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])<br />
*Rondell (himself, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*Polar Bear (Homestar Runner, [[Best Caper Ever]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Stankle (Strong Bad, [[Record Store Day]])<br />
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])<br />
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])<br />
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])<br />
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])<br />
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])<br />
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])<br />
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])<br />
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])<br />
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])<br />
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])<br />
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])<br />
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])<br />
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])<br />
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])<br />
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])<br />
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])<br />
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])<br />
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (himself, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])<br />
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])<br />
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Hot Tub (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])<br />
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]]; Little Girl, [[car#Commentary Transcript|commentary for car]])<br />
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])<br />
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])<br />
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])<br />
*S.S. (Coach Z, [[rampage]])<br />
*My stupid baby brother (Strong Bad, [[different town]])<br />
*Your cute baby brother (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Ella Phantzgerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])<br />
*S. Sad (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Dumpy Kong Junior (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*El Dumpo the Wide (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Useless (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Security Guy (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Brother Sad (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Mister Snooty Rock Journalist (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Count Suckula (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Sister Christian (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Dumplestiltskin (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])<br />
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (himself, [[Main Page 23]])<br />
*The Thick White Dump (Strong Bad, [[@StrongBadActual]])<br />
*Dumptake (Strong Bad, [[@StrongBadActual]])<br />
*Some Eldritch horror (Strong Bad, [[Halloween 2019 Teaser]])<br />
*Lord High Plotlayer (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]])<br />
*A Pallid Bust of Pallas (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]])<br />
<br />
===[[Pom Pom]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts'''<br />
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])<br />
*P² (P-squared) (Homestar, [[On Break]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email'''<br />
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])<br />
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])<br />
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])<br />
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])<br />
*Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
<br />
===[[Marzipan]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]]; Strong Sad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])<br />
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
*Stupid (Homestar Runner, [[Where's the Cheat]], [[Why Come Only One Girl?|Those Darn Cousins]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Bellsman (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*My li'l love-jorb (Coach Z, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email'''<br />
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])<br />
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Marzipanio (herself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]) <br />
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])<br />
*Agent Panzimar (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Marzikong (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*Matzah Ball (herself, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Baseball Bat (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])<br />
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])<br />
<br />
===[[Coach Z]]===<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*The Big Z (himself, [[diorama]])<br />
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])<br />
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])<br />
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])<br />
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])<br />
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])<br />
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])<br />
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])<br />
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])<br />
*Couch Z (Senor Cardgage, [[too cool]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Mrs. Grey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*The Lyrical Wondermind (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Powered by The Cheat'''<br />
*You biscuithead (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])<br />
*Fool (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])<br />
<br />
===[[Bubs]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])<br />
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Bow-legged man (Marshie, [[Later That Night...]])<br />
*[[Chauncey]] (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])<br />
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])<br />
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Cornbread (himself as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])<br />
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])<br />
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])<br />
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])<br />
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])<br />
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])<br />
*Bubsy (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])<br />
<br />
===[[The King of Town]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Kingy-ding ([[That Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])<br />
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])<br />
*Mr. Of Town (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Can of Town ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])<br />
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br />
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Wad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Ting of Kown (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*The Munchox (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*The Of Town (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Furious Fingers (himself, [[Lappynapped!]])<br />
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])<br />
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])<br />
<br />
===[[The Poopsmith]]===<br />
''' Big Toons '''<br />
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
*Rotting-Dragonsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Tootsmith ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])<br />
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*Mista Fixit (Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
<br />
===[[Homsar]]===<br />
''' General '''<br />
*This little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]]; Strong Sad, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*The ghost of Christmas past (himself, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*Millions (himself, [[fan club]])<br />
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])<br />
*The Human Wedgie (himself, [[origins]])<br />
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])<br />
*Blue midget Homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*Baron von Homsar (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (himself, [[Strong Badia The Free]])<br />
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*A crudely drawn cupcake (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Captain of the Gravy Train (himself, [[Homsar's Character Video]])<br />
*Parson Brown (himself, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
<br />
==Minor Characters==<br />
<br />
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Sherlock]]====<br />
*A bump in a shape of a hoop and a hey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*A marshmallow hoo-hooshmalla-heyballa-hoo (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Wheelchair]]====<br />
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
<br />
====[[Eh! Steve!]]====<br />
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])<br />
<br />
====[[Ready For Primetime]]====<br />
*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])<br />
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])<br />
<br />
===[[Old-Timey]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]====<br />
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])<br />
*Uncle Strong Bad (himself, [[2 emails]])<br />
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])<br />
<br />
====[[Fat Dudley]]====<br />
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Sneak]]====<br />
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])<br />
<br />
====[[Mr. Shmallow]]====<br />
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])<br />
<br />
====[[Sickly Sam]]====<br />
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])<br />
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
<br />
===[[Cheat Commandos]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Gunhaver]]====<br />
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])<br />
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])<br />
*Daddy Gunhavy (himself, [[Let us give TANKS!]])<br />
*Charles (Blue Laser Commander, [[Let us give TANKS!]]; Reynold's Brother, [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]])<br />
<br />
====[[Reynold]]====<br />
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])<br />
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])<br />
<br />
====[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]====<br />
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])<br />
<br />
===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===<br />
<br />
====Teen Girl Squad====<br />
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])<br />
*fair maidens (D n' D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*earthlings (Sci-Fi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*Worldwide Starlets (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*Smartly Pretty (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*Kissy Boots (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])<br />
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
*You Undapants (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])<br />
<br />
====[[Cheerleader]]====<br />
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])<br />
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
<br />
====[[So and So]]====<br />
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])<br />
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])<br />
<br />
====[[What's Her Face]]====<br />
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Ugly One]]====<br />
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])<br />
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
<br />
===[[20X6]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Stinkoman]]====<br />
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
*a demon on wheels (himself, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
<br />
====[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]====<br />
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)<br />
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber<br />
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner<br />
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud<br />
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund<br />
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian<br />
*'''Porchi''' - round-about<br />
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck<br />
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite<br />
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket<br />
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, [[good graphics]]<br />
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps<br />
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy<br />
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships<br />
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody<br />
<br />
====[[1-Up]]====<br />
*talking-to-me extraordinaire (Stinkoman, [[Twenty THANXty Six]])<br />
<br />
===[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]===<br />
<br />
''This section concerns only the nicknames that Strong Bad uses.''<br />
<br />
====Tycho====<br />
*Dork-take<br />
*Nerd Rancher<br />
*Tye-cho<br />
*Web-Comic<br />
<br />
====[[Sam and Max|Max]]====<br />
*Bunnym'n<br />
*[[Disney|Stitch]]<br />
*Ra-bit<br />
<br />
====Heavy====<br />
*Comrade Smart-insky...lov.<br />
*Heavym'n<br />
*Heafty Bag<br />
*Ivan<br />
*Too-much-information-man<br />
<br />
====The Player====<br />
*Talky McTalktake<br />
*Ouch-man<br />
<br />
===Miscellaneous===<br />
<br />
====[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]====<br />
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)<br />
<br />
====[[Marshie]]====<br />
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])<br />
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])<br />
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)<br />
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])<br />
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])<br />
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])<br />
*Creepazoid (Homestar, [[Main Page 25]])<br />
<br />
====[[They Might Be Giants]]====<br />
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
<br />
====John Flansburgh (of TMBG)====<br />
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])<br />
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)<br />
<br />
====[[Carol]]====<br />
*Carl (The Cheat, Email [[marzipan]], [[Seasonal Sweaters]])<br />
<br />
====[[Señor]]====<br />
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[Mr. Bland]]====<br />
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]====<br />
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Umpire]]====<br />
*Mr. Umpire (Homestar, [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]])<br />
<br />
====[[Senor Cardgage]]====<br />
*Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])<br />
*T. Mendous Savings (himself, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*old denominator (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*old wintergreen (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*old Soderbergh (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*Reggie Toupee (himself, Email [[too cool]])<br />
*Seron Cardgage (himself, Email [[too cool]])<br />
<br />
====[[Balding Man]]====<br />
*Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
<br />
====[[Li'l Brudder]]====<br />
*The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])<br />
<br />
====[[Visor Robot]]====<br />
*Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])<br />
<br />
====[[Saddy Dumpington]]====<br />
*Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*Weird Snake Joe (himself, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
<br />
====[[Atari Dragon]]====<br />
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])<br />
<br />
====[[Trogdor]]====<br />
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])<br />
<br />
====[[Rather Dashing]]====<br />
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Stick]]====<br />
*The Cheat (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
<br />
====[[Tandy 400]]====<br />
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])<br />
<br />
====[[Compy 386]]====<br />
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])<br />
<br />
====[[Lappy 486]]====<br />
*lappy-pie...poo (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*little lady (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
<br />
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Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].<br />
<br />
==Main Characters==<br />
===[[Homestar Runner]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Fox's father (himself, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])<br />
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])<br />
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]]) <br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Homedog (himself, [[Play Date]])<br />
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*The Deckeman (himself, [[No Hands On Deck!]])<br />
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])<br />
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]]) <br />
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])<br />
*Piles (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*Jackson (Puppet Marshie, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*The Smartest Person in the World (Narrating Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck in his Craw]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Hot Pooey (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])<br />
*Homestarrunner.com (himself and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])<br />
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])<br />
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*The old captain of the team (himself, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*The Queen of England ([[Halloween Safety]])<br />
<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])<br />
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]] and [[Main Page 25]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])<br />
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])<br />
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])<br />
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])<br />
*Homestar Bunmaker (himself, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])<br />
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])<br />
*Lou Dobbs (himself, [[geddup noise]]) <br />
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary) <br />
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]]) <br />
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]]) <br />
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Kevin DuBrow (himself, [[the bet]])<br />
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]]) <br />
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]]) <br />
*Weird-On (String Bad, [[Real Live Emails]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br />
*Boyfriend Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br />
*The H-star, the H-star-R (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br />
*Sugar-face (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Strong Bad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Batman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*The breakout album of the year (himself, [[Hremail 2000]])<br />
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (himself, [[Hremail 62]])<br />
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Dumpwad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner's Character Video]])<br />
*Uncle Homestar (Raffedy and Preshy, [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]] (Strong Bad, [[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013|W00tstock 5.0]])<br />
*Pac-Man with an underbite sitting on top of some kind of lamp... or maybe, like, an... end table. (Strong Bad, [[Halloween 2019 Teaser]])<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Bad]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Strong Caleb (himself imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Grandma (himself, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and himself, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])<br />
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])<br />
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])<br />
*The Leg (pronounced "Ledge", himself, [[79 Seconds Left]])<br />
*Mohhhldy Moldy (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*Mrs. Strong Fast (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad Classics!]])<br />
<br />
'''Powered By The Cheat'''<br />
*Beehan (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Simone (Homestar, [[April Fools' 2014]])<br />
*Pez Dispenser (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])<br />
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Mrs. Jankroe (Homestar, [[Costume Commercial]])<br />
*Unckie Strong Bad (Himself and Homestar, [[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])<br />
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])<br />
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])<br />
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*AKA (''pronounced A-Kah'') Strong Bad (himself, Homestar, [[videography]])<br />
*Bathsheba (Senor Cardgage, [[hremail 3184]])<br />
*Dr. Marvin Rubdown (himself, [[love poems]])<br />
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])<br />
*Bridget (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])<br />
*e.email cummings (himself, [[rated]])<br />
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (himself, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])<br />
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])<br />
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])<br />
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])<br />
*Monster May-an (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])<br />
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])<br />
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])<br />
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])<br />
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])<br />
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])<br />
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])<br />
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])<br />
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])<br />
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])<br />
*Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Giantus (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*The Fake Frenchman (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Light 'n Fluffy (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Heaven in Tights (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Good Fortunator (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Bicep Lad (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Lebner (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Mighty Legit (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Wisewallace (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*The Detroit Locksmith (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Prudeacre (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])<br />
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])<br />
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])<br />
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Senor Muybueno (himself, [[pop-up]])<br />
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Strongio da Baddio (himself, [[portrait]])<br />
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])<br />
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (himself, [[bottom 10]])<br />
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])<br />
*Sed Bed (himself, [[do over]])<br />
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])<br />
*Chester Elegante (himself, [[dreamail]])<br />
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])<br />
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])<br />
*Silne Zle (himself, [[other days]])<br />
*Coolest guy ever (emailer Allison, [[for kids]])<br />
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])<br />
*No-shirt (himself, [[flashback]])<br />
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])<br />
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])<br />
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])<br />
*Mr. Supreme (himself, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])<br />
*Double A, All Abs (himself, [[suntan]])<br />
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])<br />
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])<br />
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])<br />
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])<br />
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])<br />
*Stark Dålig (himself, [[little questions]])<br />
*Stong Band (himself as Monkey D, [[vacation]])<br />
*[[Strong Badman]] (himself, [[superhero name]])<br />
*Mr SuTo (himself, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])<br />
<br />
'''Teen Girl Squad'''<br />
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Rongardo Shavemybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Sharpdene (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Grody Lab Result (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Vince Napmaker (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
*Joanie Allthetime (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
*Lorenz Magazine Man (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])<br />
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br />
*Senator Bobblehead (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Senator Statesbob (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Bob Statesman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Cableman Jorge (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])<br />
*Sweepstakes Ron (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Safety Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])<br />
*Dr. Professional (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])<br />
*Constable Anybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])<br />
*Detective Everybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])<br />
*Mr. Nobody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Lord Barglebroth (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Lord High Awesomeparty (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*General William Flexmypecs (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Mr. Strang L. Bod ([[Total Load]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Baron von Flexmypecs (himself, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*The Bee (himself, [[Sensitive To Bees]])<br />
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
*Strong Band (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Brethany (Senor Cardgage, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Tiny Heavy (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Strong and Bad (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Boxing Glove Guy (Max, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Got-the-best-cards-man (himself, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
<br />
===[[The Cheat]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], [[Rap Song]])<br />
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])<br />
<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])<br />
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])<br />
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])<br />
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])<br />
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])<br />
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])<br />
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br />
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])<br />
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])<br />
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])<br />
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]]) <br />
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])<br />
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])<br />
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])<br />
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])<br />
*Teh C. (himself, [[cheatday]])<br />
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])<br />
*[[Firebert]] (himself, [[army]])<br />
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])<br />
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])<br />
*The Friggin' Cheat (himself, [[local news]])<br />
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])<br />
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])<br />
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])<br />
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])<br />
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])<br />
*Holy-Crap Adorable pet (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])<br />
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])<br />
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Mad]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])<br />
*[[Graw Mad]] (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]]; [[Little Girl]], [[car#Commentary Transcript|commentary for car]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])<br />
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])<br />
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])<br />
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])<br />
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])<br />
*[[Killingyouguy]] (The King of Town, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Stlong Mad (himself, [[lunch special]])<br />
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Putchnya Shotski (himself, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])<br />
*Tiny (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)<br />
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Sad]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Sad Sachary Taylor (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])<br />
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]) <br />
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])<br />
*Rondell (himself, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*Polar Bear (Homestar Runner, [[Best Caper Ever]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Stankle (Strong Bad, [[Record Store Day]])<br />
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])<br />
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])<br />
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])<br />
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])<br />
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])<br />
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])<br />
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])<br />
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])<br />
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])<br />
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])<br />
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])<br />
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])<br />
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])<br />
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])<br />
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])<br />
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])<br />
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])<br />
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (himself, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])<br />
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])<br />
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Hot Tub (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])<br />
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]]; Little Girl, [[car#Commentary Transcript|commentary for car]])<br />
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])<br />
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])<br />
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])<br />
*S.S. (Coach Z, [[rampage]])<br />
*My stupid baby brother (Strong Bad, [[different town]])<br />
*Your cute baby brother (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Ella Phantzgerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])<br />
*S. Sad (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Dumpy Kong Junior (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*El Dumpo the Wide (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Useless (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Security Guy (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Brother Sad (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Mister Snooty Rock Journalist (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Count Suckula (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Sister Christian (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Dumplestiltskin (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])<br />
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (himself, [[Main Page 23]])<br />
*The Thick White Dump (Strong Bad, [[@StrongBadActual]])<br />
*Dumptake (Strong Bad, [[@StrongBadActual]])<br />
*Some Eldritch horror (Strong Bad, [[Halloween 2019 Teaser]])<br />
<br />
===[[Pom Pom]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts'''<br />
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])<br />
*P² (P-squared) (Homestar, [[On Break]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email'''<br />
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])<br />
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])<br />
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])<br />
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])<br />
*Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
<br />
===[[Marzipan]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]]; Strong Sad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])<br />
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
*Stupid (Homestar Runner, [[Where's the Cheat]], [[Why Come Only One Girl?|Those Darn Cousins]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Bellsman (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*My li'l love-jorb (Coach Z, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email'''<br />
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])<br />
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Marzipanio (herself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]) <br />
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])<br />
*Agent Panzimar (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Marzikong (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*Matzah Ball (herself, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Baseball Bat (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])<br />
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])<br />
<br />
===[[Coach Z]]===<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*The Big Z (himself, [[diorama]])<br />
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])<br />
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])<br />
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])<br />
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])<br />
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])<br />
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])<br />
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])<br />
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])<br />
*Couch Z (Senor Cardgage, [[too cool]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Mrs. Grey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*The Lyrical Wondermind (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Powered by The Cheat'''<br />
*You biscuithead (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])<br />
*Fool (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])<br />
<br />
===[[Bubs]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])<br />
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Bow-legged man (Marshie, [[Later That Night...]])<br />
*[[Chauncey]] (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])<br />
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])<br />
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Cornbread (himself as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])<br />
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])<br />
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])<br />
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])<br />
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])<br />
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])<br />
*Bubsy (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])<br />
<br />
===[[The King of Town]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Kingy-ding ([[That Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])<br />
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])<br />
*Mr. Of Town (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Can of Town ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])<br />
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br />
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Wad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Ting of Kown (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*The Munchox (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*The Of Town (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Furious Fingers (himself, [[Lappynapped!]])<br />
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])<br />
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])<br />
<br />
===[[The Poopsmith]]===<br />
''' Big Toons '''<br />
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
*Rotting-Dragonsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Tootsmith ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])<br />
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*Mista Fixit (Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
<br />
===[[Homsar]]===<br />
''' General '''<br />
*This little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]]; Strong Sad, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*The ghost of Christmas past (himself, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*Millions (himself, [[fan club]])<br />
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])<br />
*The Human Wedgie (himself, [[origins]])<br />
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])<br />
*Blue midget Homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*Baron von Homsar (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (himself, [[Strong Badia The Free]])<br />
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*A crudely drawn cupcake (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Captain of the Gravy Train (himself, [[Homsar's Character Video]])<br />
*Parson Brown (himself, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
<br />
==Minor Characters==<br />
<br />
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Sherlock]]====<br />
*A bump in a shape of a hoop and a hey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*A marshmallow hoo-hooshmalla-heyballa-hoo (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Wheelchair]]====<br />
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
<br />
====[[Eh! Steve!]]====<br />
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])<br />
<br />
====[[Ready For Primetime]]====<br />
*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])<br />
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])<br />
<br />
===[[Old-Timey]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]====<br />
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])<br />
*Uncle Strong Bad (himself, [[2 emails]])<br />
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])<br />
<br />
====[[Fat Dudley]]====<br />
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Sneak]]====<br />
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])<br />
<br />
====[[Mr. Shmallow]]====<br />
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])<br />
<br />
====[[Sickly Sam]]====<br />
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])<br />
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
<br />
===[[Cheat Commandos]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Gunhaver]]====<br />
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])<br />
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])<br />
*Daddy Gunhavy (himself, [[Let us give TANKS!]])<br />
*Charles (Blue Laser Commander, [[Let us give TANKS!]]; Reynold's Brother, [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]])<br />
<br />
====[[Reynold]]====<br />
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])<br />
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])<br />
<br />
====[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]====<br />
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])<br />
<br />
===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===<br />
<br />
====Teen Girl Squad====<br />
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])<br />
*fair maidens (D n' D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*earthlings (Sci-Fi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*Worldwide Starlets (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*Smartly Pretty (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*Kissy Boots (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])<br />
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
*You Undapants (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])<br />
<br />
====[[Cheerleader]]====<br />
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])<br />
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
<br />
====[[So and So]]====<br />
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])<br />
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])<br />
<br />
====[[What's Her Face]]====<br />
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Ugly One]]====<br />
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])<br />
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
<br />
===[[20X6]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Stinkoman]]====<br />
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
*a demon on wheels (himself, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
<br />
====[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]====<br />
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)<br />
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber<br />
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner<br />
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud<br />
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund<br />
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian<br />
*'''Porchi''' - round-about<br />
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck<br />
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite<br />
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket<br />
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, [[good graphics]]<br />
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps<br />
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy<br />
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships<br />
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody<br />
<br />
====[[1-Up]]====<br />
*talking-to-me extraordinaire (Stinkoman, [[Twenty THANXty Six]])<br />
<br />
===[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]===<br />
<br />
''This section concerns only the nicknames that Strong Bad uses.''<br />
<br />
====Tycho====<br />
*Dork-take<br />
*Nerd Rancher<br />
*Tye-cho<br />
*Web-Comic<br />
<br />
====[[Sam and Max|Max]]====<br />
*Bunnym'n<br />
*[[Disney|Stitch]]<br />
*Ra-bit<br />
<br />
====Heavy====<br />
*Comrade Smart-insky...lov.<br />
*Heavym'n<br />
*Heafty Bag<br />
*Ivan<br />
*Too-much-information-man<br />
<br />
====The Player====<br />
*Talky McTalktake<br />
*Ouch-man<br />
<br />
===Miscellaneous===<br />
<br />
====[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]====<br />
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)<br />
<br />
====[[Marshie]]====<br />
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])<br />
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])<br />
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)<br />
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])<br />
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])<br />
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])<br />
*Creepazoid (Homestar, [[Main Page 25]])<br />
<br />
====[[They Might Be Giants]]====<br />
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
<br />
====John Flansburgh (of TMBG)====<br />
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])<br />
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)<br />
<br />
====[[Carol]]====<br />
*Carl (The Cheat, Email [[marzipan]], [[Seasonal Sweaters]])<br />
<br />
====[[Señor]]====<br />
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[Mr. Bland]]====<br />
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]====<br />
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Umpire]]====<br />
*Mr. Umpire (Homestar, [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]])<br />
<br />
====[[Senor Cardgage]]====<br />
*Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])<br />
*T. Mendous Savings (himself, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*old denominator (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*old wintergreen (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*old Soderbergh (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*Reggie Toupee (himself, Email [[too cool]])<br />
*Seron Cardgage (himself, Email [[too cool]])<br />
<br />
====[[Balding Man]]====<br />
*Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
<br />
====[[Li'l Brudder]]====<br />
*The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])<br />
<br />
====[[Visor Robot]]====<br />
*Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])<br />
<br />
====[[Saddy Dumpington]]====<br />
*Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*Weird Snake Joe (himself, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
<br />
====[[Atari Dragon]]====<br />
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])<br />
<br />
====[[Trogdor]]====<br />
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])<br />
<br />
====[[Rather Dashing]]====<br />
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Stick]]====<br />
*The Cheat (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
<br />
====[[Tandy 400]]====<br />
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])<br />
<br />
====[[Compy 386]]====<br />
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])<br />
<br />
====[[Lappy 486]]====<br />
*lappy-pie...poo (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*little lady (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
<br />
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<div>[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]<br />
Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].<br />
<br />
==Main Characters==<br />
===[[Homestar Runner]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Fox's father (himself, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])<br />
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])<br />
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]]) <br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Homedog (himself, [[Play Date]])<br />
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*The Deckeman (himself, [[No Hands On Deck!]])<br />
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])<br />
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]]) <br />
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])<br />
*Piles (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*Jackson (Puppet Marshie, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*The Smartest Person in the World (Narrating Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck in his Craw]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Hot Pooey (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])<br />
*Homestarrunner.com (himself and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])<br />
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])<br />
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*The old captain of the team (himself, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*The Queen of England ([[Halloween Safety]])<br />
<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])<br />
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]] and [[Main Page 25]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])<br />
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])<br />
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])<br />
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])<br />
*Homestar Bunmaker (himself, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])<br />
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])<br />
*Lou Dobbs (himself, [[geddup noise]]) <br />
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary) <br />
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]]) <br />
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]]) <br />
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Kevin DuBrow (himself, [[the bet]])<br />
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]]) <br />
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]]) <br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br />
*Boyfriend Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br />
*The H-star, the H-star-R (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br />
*Sugar-face (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Strong Bad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Batman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*The breakout album of the year (himself, [[Hremail 2000]])<br />
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (himself, [[Hremail 62]])<br />
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Dumpwad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner's Character Video]])<br />
*Uncle Homestar (Raffedy and Preshy, [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]] (Strong Bad, [[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013|W00tstock 5.0]])<br />
*Pac-Man with an underbite sitting on top of some kind of lamp... or maybe, like, an... end table. (Strong Bad, [[Halloween 2019 Teaser]])<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Bad]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Strong Caleb (himself imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Grandma (himself, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and himself, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])<br />
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])<br />
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])<br />
*The Leg (pronounced "Ledge", himself, [[79 Seconds Left]])<br />
*Mohhhldy Moldy (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*Mrs. Strong Fast (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad Classics!]])<br />
<br />
'''Powered By The Cheat'''<br />
*Beehan (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Simone (Homestar, [[April Fools' 2014]])<br />
*Pez Dispenser (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])<br />
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Mrs. Jankroe (Homestar, [[Costume Commercial]])<br />
*Unckie Strong Bad (Himself and Homestar, [[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])<br />
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])<br />
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])<br />
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*AKA (''pronounced A-Kah'') Strong Bad (himself, Homestar, [[videography]])<br />
*Bathsheba (Senor Cardgage, [[hremail 3184]])<br />
*Dr. Marvin Rubdown (himself, [[love poems]])<br />
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])<br />
*Bridget (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])<br />
*e.email cummings (himself, [[rated]])<br />
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (himself, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])<br />
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])<br />
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])<br />
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])<br />
*Monster May-an (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])<br />
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])<br />
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])<br />
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])<br />
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])<br />
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])<br />
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])<br />
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])<br />
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])<br />
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])<br />
*Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Giantus (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*The Fake Frenchman (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Light 'n Fluffy (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Heaven in Tights (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Good Fortunator (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Bicep Lad (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Lebner (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Mighty Legit (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Wisewallace (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*The Detroit Locksmith (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Prudeacre (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])<br />
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])<br />
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])<br />
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Senor Muybueno (himself, [[pop-up]])<br />
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Strongio da Baddio (himself, [[portrait]])<br />
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])<br />
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (himself, [[bottom 10]])<br />
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])<br />
*Sed Bed (himself, [[do over]])<br />
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])<br />
*Chester Elegante (himself, [[dreamail]])<br />
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])<br />
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])<br />
*Silne Zle (himself, [[other days]])<br />
*Coolest guy ever (emailer Allison, [[for kids]])<br />
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])<br />
*No-shirt (himself, [[flashback]])<br />
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])<br />
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])<br />
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])<br />
*Mr. Supreme (himself, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])<br />
*Double A, All Abs (himself, [[suntan]])<br />
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])<br />
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])<br />
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])<br />
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])<br />
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])<br />
*Stark Dålig (himself, [[little questions]])<br />
*Stong Band (himself as Monkey D, [[vacation]])<br />
*[[Strong Badman]] (himself, [[superhero name]])<br />
*Mr SuTo (himself, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])<br />
<br />
'''Teen Girl Squad'''<br />
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Rongardo Shavemybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Sharpdene (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Grody Lab Result (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Vince Napmaker (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
*Joanie Allthetime (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
*Lorenz Magazine Man (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])<br />
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br />
*Senator Bobblehead (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Senator Statesbob (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Bob Statesman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Cableman Jorge (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])<br />
*Sweepstakes Ron (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Safety Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])<br />
*Dr. Professional (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])<br />
*Constable Anybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])<br />
*Detective Everybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])<br />
*Mr. Nobody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Lord Barglebroth (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Lord High Awesomeparty (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*General William Flexmypecs (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Mr. Strang L. Bod ([[Total Load]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Baron von Flexmypecs (himself, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*The Bee (himself, [[Sensitive To Bees]])<br />
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
*Strong Band (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Brethany (Senor Cardgage, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Tiny Heavy (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Strong and Bad (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Boxing Glove Guy (Max, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Got-the-best-cards-man (himself, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
<br />
===[[The Cheat]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], [[Rap Song]])<br />
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])<br />
<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])<br />
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])<br />
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])<br />
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])<br />
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])<br />
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])<br />
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br />
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])<br />
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])<br />
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])<br />
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]]) <br />
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])<br />
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])<br />
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])<br />
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])<br />
*Teh C. (himself, [[cheatday]])<br />
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])<br />
*[[Firebert]] (himself, [[army]])<br />
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])<br />
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])<br />
*The Friggin' Cheat (himself, [[local news]])<br />
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])<br />
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])<br />
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])<br />
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])<br />
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])<br />
*Holy-Crap Adorable pet (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])<br />
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])<br />
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Mad]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])<br />
*[[Graw Mad]] (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]]; [[Little Girl]], [[car#Commentary Transcript|commentary for car]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])<br />
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])<br />
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])<br />
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])<br />
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])<br />
*[[Killingyouguy]] (The King of Town, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Stlong Mad (himself, [[lunch special]])<br />
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Putchnya Shotski (himself, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])<br />
*Tiny (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)<br />
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Sad]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Sad Sachary Taylor (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])<br />
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]) <br />
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])<br />
*Rondell (himself, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*Polar Bear (Homestar Runner, [[Best Caper Ever]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Stankle (Strong Bad, [[Record Store Day]])<br />
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])<br />
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])<br />
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])<br />
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])<br />
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])<br />
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])<br />
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])<br />
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])<br />
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])<br />
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])<br />
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])<br />
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])<br />
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])<br />
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])<br />
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])<br />
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])<br />
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])<br />
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (himself, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])<br />
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])<br />
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Hot Tub (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])<br />
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]]; Little Girl, [[car#Commentary Transcript|commentary for car]])<br />
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])<br />
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])<br />
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])<br />
*S.S. (Coach Z, [[rampage]])<br />
*My stupid baby brother (Strong Bad, [[different town]])<br />
*Your cute baby brother (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Ella Phantzgerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])<br />
*S. Sad (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Dumpy Kong Junior (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*El Dumpo the Wide (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Useless (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Security Guy (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Brother Sad (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Mister Snooty Rock Journalist (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Count Suckula (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Sister Christian (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Dumplestiltskin (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])<br />
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (himself, [[Main Page 23]])<br />
*The Thick White Dump (Strong Bad, [[@StrongBadActual]])<br />
*Dumptake (Strong Bad, [[@StrongBadActual]])<br />
*Some Eldritch horror (Strong Bad, [[Halloween 2019 Teaser]])<br />
<br />
===[[Pom Pom]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts'''<br />
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])<br />
*P² (P-squared) (Homestar, [[On Break]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email'''<br />
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])<br />
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])<br />
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])<br />
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])<br />
*Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
<br />
===[[Marzipan]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]]; Strong Sad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])<br />
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
*Stupid (Homestar Runner, [[Where's the Cheat]], [[Why Come Only One Girl?|Those Darn Cousins]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Bellsman (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*My li'l love-jorb (Coach Z, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email'''<br />
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])<br />
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Marzipanio (herself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]) <br />
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])<br />
*Agent Panzimar (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Marzikong (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*Matzah Ball (herself, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Baseball Bat (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])<br />
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])<br />
<br />
===[[Coach Z]]===<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*The Big Z (himself, [[diorama]])<br />
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])<br />
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])<br />
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])<br />
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])<br />
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])<br />
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])<br />
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])<br />
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])<br />
*Couch Z (Senor Cardgage, [[too cool]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Mrs. Grey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*The Lyrical Wondermind (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Powered by The Cheat'''<br />
*You biscuithead (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])<br />
*Fool (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])<br />
<br />
===[[Bubs]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])<br />
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Bow-legged man (Marshie, [[Later That Night...]])<br />
*[[Chauncey]] (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])<br />
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])<br />
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Cornbread (himself as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])<br />
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])<br />
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])<br />
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])<br />
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])<br />
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])<br />
*Bubsy (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])<br />
<br />
===[[The King of Town]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Kingy-ding ([[That Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])<br />
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])<br />
*Mr. Of Town (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Can of Town ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])<br />
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br />
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Wad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Ting of Kown (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*The Munchox (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*The Of Town (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Furious Fingers (himself, [[Lappynapped!]])<br />
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])<br />
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])<br />
<br />
===[[The Poopsmith]]===<br />
''' Big Toons '''<br />
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
*Rotting-Dragonsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Tootsmith ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])<br />
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*Mista Fixit (Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
<br />
===[[Homsar]]===<br />
''' General '''<br />
*This little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]]; Strong Sad, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*The ghost of Christmas past (himself, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*Millions (himself, [[fan club]])<br />
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])<br />
*The Human Wedgie (himself, [[origins]])<br />
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])<br />
*Blue midget Homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*Baron von Homsar (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (himself, [[Strong Badia The Free]])<br />
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*A crudely drawn cupcake (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Captain of the Gravy Train (himself, [[Homsar's Character Video]])<br />
*Parson Brown (himself, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
<br />
==Minor Characters==<br />
<br />
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Sherlock]]====<br />
*A bump in a shape of a hoop and a hey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*A marshmallow hoo-hooshmalla-heyballa-hoo (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Wheelchair]]====<br />
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
<br />
====[[Eh! Steve!]]====<br />
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])<br />
<br />
====[[Ready For Primetime]]====<br />
*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])<br />
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])<br />
<br />
===[[Old-Timey]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]====<br />
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])<br />
*Uncle Strong Bad (himself, [[2 emails]])<br />
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])<br />
<br />
====[[Fat Dudley]]====<br />
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Sneak]]====<br />
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])<br />
<br />
====[[Mr. Shmallow]]====<br />
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])<br />
<br />
====[[Sickly Sam]]====<br />
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])<br />
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
<br />
===[[Cheat Commandos]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Gunhaver]]====<br />
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])<br />
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])<br />
*Daddy Gunhavy (himself, [[Let us give TANKS!]])<br />
*Charles (Blue Laser Commander, [[Let us give TANKS!]]; Reynold's Brother, [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]])<br />
<br />
====[[Reynold]]====<br />
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])<br />
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])<br />
<br />
====[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]====<br />
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])<br />
<br />
===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===<br />
<br />
====Teen Girl Squad====<br />
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])<br />
*fair maidens (D n' D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*earthlings (Sci-Fi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*Worldwide Starlets (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*Smartly Pretty (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*Kissy Boots (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])<br />
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
*You Undapants (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])<br />
<br />
====[[Cheerleader]]====<br />
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])<br />
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
<br />
====[[So and So]]====<br />
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])<br />
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])<br />
<br />
====[[What's Her Face]]====<br />
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Ugly One]]====<br />
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])<br />
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
<br />
===[[20X6]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Stinkoman]]====<br />
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
*a demon on wheels (himself, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
<br />
====[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]====<br />
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)<br />
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber<br />
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner<br />
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud<br />
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund<br />
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian<br />
*'''Porchi''' - round-about<br />
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck<br />
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite<br />
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket<br />
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, [[good graphics]]<br />
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps<br />
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy<br />
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships<br />
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody<br />
<br />
====[[1-Up]]====<br />
*talking-to-me extraordinaire (Stinkoman, [[Twenty THANXty Six]])<br />
<br />
===[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]===<br />
<br />
''This section concerns only the nicknames that Strong Bad uses.''<br />
<br />
====Tycho====<br />
*Dork-take<br />
*Nerd Rancher<br />
*Tye-cho<br />
*Web-Comic<br />
<br />
====[[Sam and Max|Max]]====<br />
*Bunnym'n<br />
*[[Disney|Stitch]]<br />
*Ra-bit<br />
<br />
====Heavy====<br />
*Comrade Smart-insky...lov.<br />
*Heavym'n<br />
*Heafty Bag<br />
*Ivan<br />
*Too-much-information-man<br />
<br />
====The Player====<br />
*Talky McTalktake<br />
*Ouch-man<br />
<br />
===Miscellaneous===<br />
<br />
====[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]====<br />
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)<br />
<br />
====[[Marshie]]====<br />
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])<br />
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])<br />
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)<br />
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])<br />
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])<br />
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])<br />
*Creepazoid (Homestar, [[Main Page 25]])<br />
<br />
====[[They Might Be Giants]]====<br />
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
<br />
====John Flansburgh (of TMBG)====<br />
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])<br />
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)<br />
<br />
====[[Carol]]====<br />
*Carl (The Cheat, Email [[marzipan]], [[Seasonal Sweaters]])<br />
<br />
====[[Señor]]====<br />
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[Mr. Bland]]====<br />
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]====<br />
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Umpire]]====<br />
*Mr. Umpire (Homestar, [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]])<br />
<br />
====[[Senor Cardgage]]====<br />
*Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])<br />
*T. Mendous Savings (himself, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*old denominator (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*old wintergreen (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*old Soderbergh (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*Reggie Toupee (himself, Email [[too cool]])<br />
*Seron Cardgage (himself, Email [[too cool]])<br />
<br />
====[[Balding Man]]====<br />
*Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
<br />
====[[Li'l Brudder]]====<br />
*The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])<br />
<br />
====[[Visor Robot]]====<br />
*Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])<br />
<br />
====[[Saddy Dumpington]]====<br />
*Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*Weird Snake Joe (himself, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
<br />
====[[Atari Dragon]]====<br />
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])<br />
<br />
====[[Trogdor]]====<br />
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])<br />
<br />
====[[Rather Dashing]]====<br />
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Stick]]====<br />
*The Cheat (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
<br />
====[[Tandy 400]]====<br />
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])<br />
<br />
====[[Compy 386]]====<br />
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])<br />
<br />
====[[Lappy 486]]====<br />
*lappy-pie...poo (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*little lady (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
<br />
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<div>[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]<br />
Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].<br />
<br />
==Main Characters==<br />
===[[Homestar Runner]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Fox's father (himself, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])<br />
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])<br />
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]]) <br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Homedog (himself, [[Play Date]])<br />
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*The Deckeman (himself, [[No Hands On Deck!]])<br />
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])<br />
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]]) <br />
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])<br />
*Piles (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*Jackson (Puppet Marshie, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*The Smartest Person in the World (Narrating Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck in his Craw]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Hot Pooey (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])<br />
*Homestarrunner.com (himself and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])<br />
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])<br />
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*The old captain of the team (himself, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*The Queen of England ([[Halloween Safety]])<br />
<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])<br />
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]] and [[Main Page 25]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])<br />
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])<br />
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])<br />
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])<br />
*Homestar Bunmaker (himself, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])<br />
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])<br />
*Lou Dobbs (himself, [[geddup noise]]) <br />
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary) <br />
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]]) <br />
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]]) <br />
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) <br />
*Kevin DuBrow (himself, [[the bet]])<br />
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]]) <br />
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]]) <br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br />
*Boyfriend Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br />
*The H-star, the H-star-R (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) <br />
*Sugar-face (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Strong Bad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Batman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) <br />
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*The breakout album of the year (himself, [[Hremail 2000]])<br />
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (himself, [[Hremail 62]])<br />
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Dumpwad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner's Character Video]])<br />
*Uncle Homestar (Raffedy and Preshy, [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]] (Strong Bad, [[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013|W00tstock 5.0]])<br />
*Pac-Man with an underbite sitting on top of some kind of lamp... or maybe, like, an... end table. (Strong Bad, [[Halloween 2019 Teaser]])<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Bad]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Strong Caleb (himself imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Grandma (himself, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and himself, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])<br />
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])<br />
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])<br />
*The Leg (pronounced "Ledge", himself, [[79 Seconds Left]])<br />
*Mohhhldy Moldy (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])<br />
*Mrs. Strong Fast (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad Classics!]])<br />
<br />
'''Powered By The Cheat'''<br />
*Beehan (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Simone (Homestar, [[April Fools' 2014]])<br />
*Pez Dispenser (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])<br />
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Mrs. Jankroe (Homestar, [[Costume Commercial]])<br />
*Unckie Strong Bad (Himself and Homestar, [[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])<br />
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])<br />
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])<br />
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*AKA (''pronounced A-Kah'') Strong Bad (himself, Homestar, [[videography]])<br />
*Bathsheba (Senor Cardgage, [[hremail 3184]])<br />
*Dr. Marvin Rubdown (himself, [[love poems]])<br />
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])<br />
*Bridget (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])<br />
*e.email cummings (himself, [[rated]])<br />
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (himself, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])<br />
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])<br />
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])<br />
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])<br />
*Monster May-an (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])<br />
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])<br />
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])<br />
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])<br />
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])<br />
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])<br />
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])<br />
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])<br />
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])<br />
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])<br />
*Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Giantus (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*The Fake Frenchman (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Light 'n Fluffy (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Heaven in Tights (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Good Fortunator (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Bicep Lad (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Lebner (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Mighty Legit (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Wisewallace (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*The Detroit Locksmith (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Prudeacre (himself, [[retirement]])<br />
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])<br />
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])<br />
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])<br />
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])<br />
*Senor Muybueno (himself, [[pop-up]])<br />
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (himself, [[secret identity]])<br />
*Strongio da Baddio (himself, [[portrait]])<br />
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])<br />
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (himself, [[bottom 10]])<br />
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])<br />
*Sed Bed (himself, [[do over]])<br />
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])<br />
*Chester Elegante (himself, [[dreamail]])<br />
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])<br />
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])<br />
*Silne Zle (himself, [[other days]])<br />
*Coolest guy ever (emailer Allison, [[for kids]])<br />
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])<br />
*No-shirt (himself, [[flashback]])<br />
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])<br />
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])<br />
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])<br />
*Mr. Supreme (himself, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])<br />
*Double A, All Abs (himself, [[suntan]])<br />
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])<br />
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])<br />
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])<br />
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])<br />
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])<br />
*Stark Dålig (himself, [[little questions]])<br />
*Stong Band (himself as Monkey D, [[vacation]])<br />
*[[Strong Badman]] (himself, [[superhero name]])<br />
*Mr SuTo (himself, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])<br />
<br />
'''Teen Girl Squad'''<br />
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Rongardo Shavemybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Sharpdene (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Grody Lab Result (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
* Vince Napmaker (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
*Joanie Allthetime (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])<br />
*Lorenz Magazine Man (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])<br />
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])<br />
*Senator Bobblehead (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Senator Statesbob (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Bob Statesman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])<br />
*Cableman Jorge (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])<br />
*Sweepstakes Ron (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Safety Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])<br />
*Dr. Professional (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])<br />
*Constable Anybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])<br />
*Detective Everybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])<br />
*Mr. Nobody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Lord Barglebroth (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Lord High Awesomeparty (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*General William Flexmypecs (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Mr. Strang L. Bod ([[Total Load]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Baron von Flexmypecs (himself, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*The Bee (himself, [[Sensitive To Bees]])<br />
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
*Strong Band (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Brethany (Senor Cardgage, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Tiny Heavy (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Strong and Bad (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Boxing Glove Guy (Max, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
*Got-the-best-cards-man (himself, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])<br />
<br />
===[[The Cheat]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], [[Rap Song]])<br />
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])<br />
<br />
'''Puppet Stuff'''<br />
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])<br />
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])<br />
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])<br />
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])<br />
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])<br />
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])<br />
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br />
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])<br />
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])<br />
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])<br />
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]]) <br />
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])<br />
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])<br />
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])<br />
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])<br />
*Teh C. (himself, [[cheatday]])<br />
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])<br />
*[[Firebert]] (himself, [[army]])<br />
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])<br />
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])<br />
*The Friggin' Cheat (himself, [[local news]])<br />
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])<br />
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])<br />
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])<br />
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])<br />
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])<br />
*Holy-Crap Adorable pet (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])<br />
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])<br />
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Mad]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])<br />
*[[Graw Mad]] (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]]; [[Little Girl]], [[car#Commentary Transcript|commentary for car]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])<br />
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])<br />
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])<br />
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])<br />
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])<br />
*[[Killingyouguy]] (The King of Town, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Stlong Mad (himself, [[lunch special]])<br />
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Putchnya Shotski (himself, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])<br />
*Tiny (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)<br />
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)<br />
<br />
===[[Strong Sad]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Sad Sachary Taylor (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])<br />
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]) <br />
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])<br />
*Rondell (himself, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*Polar Bear (Homestar Runner, [[Best Caper Ever]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Stankle (Strong Bad, [[Record Store Day]])<br />
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])<br />
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])<br />
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])<br />
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])<br />
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])<br />
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])<br />
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])<br />
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])<br />
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])<br />
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])<br />
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])<br />
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])<br />
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])<br />
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])<br />
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])<br />
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])<br />
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])<br />
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (himself, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])<br />
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])<br />
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*Hot Tub (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])<br />
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])<br />
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]]; Little Girl, [[car#Commentary Transcript|commentary for car]])<br />
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])<br />
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])<br />
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])<br />
*S.S. (Coach Z, [[rampage]])<br />
*My stupid baby brother (Strong Bad, [[different town]])<br />
*Your cute baby brother (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Ella Phantzgerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])<br />
*S. Sad (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Dumpy Kong Junior (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*El Dumpo the Wide (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])<br />
*Useless (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Security Guy (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Brother Sad (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Mister Snooty Rock Journalist (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Count Suckula (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Sister Christian (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Dumplestiltskin (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])<br />
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (himself, [[Main Page 23]])<br />
*The Thick White Dump (Strong Bad, [[@StrongBadActual]])<br />
*Dumptake (Strong Bad, [[@StrongBadActual]])<br />
<br />
===[[Pom Pom]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts'''<br />
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])<br />
*P² (P-squared) (Homestar, [[On Break]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email'''<br />
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])<br />
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])<br />
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])<br />
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])<br />
*Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
<br />
===[[Marzipan]]===<br />
'''General'''<br />
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]]; Strong Sad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])<br />
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])<br />
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
*Stupid (Homestar Runner, [[Where's the Cheat]], [[Why Come Only One Girl?|Those Darn Cousins]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Bellsman (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*My li'l love-jorb (Coach Z, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Email'''<br />
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])<br />
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Marzipanio (herself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])<br />
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]) <br />
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])<br />
*Agent Panzimar (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Marzikong (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*Matzah Ball (herself, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*Baseball Bat (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])<br />
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])<br />
<br />
===[[Coach Z]]===<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*The Big Z (himself, [[diorama]])<br />
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])<br />
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])<br />
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])<br />
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])<br />
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])<br />
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])<br />
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])<br />
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])<br />
*Couch Z (Senor Cardgage, [[too cool]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Mrs. Grey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*The Lyrical Wondermind (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])<br />
<br />
'''Powered by The Cheat'''<br />
*You biscuithead (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])<br />
*Fool (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])<br />
<br />
===[[Bubs]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])<br />
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])<br />
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
<br />
'''Shorts'''<br />
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])<br />
<br />
'''Holiday Toons'''<br />
*Bow-legged man (Marshie, [[Later That Night...]])<br />
*[[Chauncey]] (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])<br />
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])<br />
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Cornbread (himself as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])<br />
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
'''Strong Bad Emails'''<br />
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])<br />
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])<br />
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])<br />
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])<br />
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])<br />
*Bubsy (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])<br />
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])<br />
<br />
'''Other'''<br />
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])<br />
<br />
===[[The King of Town]]===<br />
'''Big Toons'''<br />
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])<br />
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
*Kingy-ding ([[That Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])<br />
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])<br />
*Mr. Of Town (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Can of Town ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])<br />
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])<br />
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])<br />
<br />
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''<br />
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Wad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])<br />
*Ting of Kown (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*The Munchox (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
*The Of Town (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*Furious Fingers (himself, [[Lappynapped!]])<br />
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])<br />
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])<br />
<br />
===[[The Poopsmith]]===<br />
''' Big Toons '''<br />
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
*Rotting-Dragonsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Tootsmith ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])<br />
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*Mista Fixit (Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, [[8-Bit is Enough]])<br />
<br />
===[[Homsar]]===<br />
''' General '''<br />
*This little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]]; Strong Sad, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])<br />
<br />
''' Shorts '''<br />
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])<br />
<br />
''' Holiday Toons '''<br />
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])<br />
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])<br />
*The ghost of Christmas past (himself, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])<br />
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])<br />
<br />
''' Strong Bad Emails '''<br />
*Millions (himself, [[fan club]])<br />
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])<br />
*The Human Wedgie (himself, [[origins]])<br />
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])<br />
*Blue midget Homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])<br />
<br />
''' Other '''<br />
*Baron von Homsar (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])<br />
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (himself, [[Strong Badia The Free]])<br />
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])<br />
*A crudely drawn cupcake (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])<br />
*Captain of the Gravy Train (himself, [[Homsar's Character Video]])<br />
*Parson Brown (himself, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])<br />
<br />
==Minor Characters==<br />
<br />
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Sherlock]]====<br />
*A bump in a shape of a hoop and a hey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
*A marshmallow hoo-hooshmalla-heyballa-hoo (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Wheelchair]]====<br />
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
<br />
====[[Eh! Steve!]]====<br />
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])<br />
<br />
====[[Ready For Primetime]]====<br />
*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])<br />
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])<br />
<br />
===[[Old-Timey]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]====<br />
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])<br />
*Uncle Strong Bad (himself, [[2 emails]])<br />
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])<br />
<br />
====[[Fat Dudley]]====<br />
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Sneak]]====<br />
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])<br />
<br />
====[[Mr. Shmallow]]====<br />
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])<br />
<br />
====[[Sickly Sam]]====<br />
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])<br />
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])<br />
<br />
===[[Cheat Commandos]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Gunhaver]]====<br />
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])<br />
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])<br />
*Daddy Gunhavy (himself, [[Let us give TANKS!]])<br />
*Charles (Blue Laser Commander, [[Let us give TANKS!]]; Reynold's Brother, [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]])<br />
<br />
====[[Reynold]]====<br />
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])<br />
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])<br />
<br />
====[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]====<br />
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])<br />
<br />
===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===<br />
<br />
====Teen Girl Squad====<br />
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])<br />
*fair maidens (D n' D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*earthlings (Sci-Fi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])<br />
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*Worldwide Starlets (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*Smartly Pretty (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*Kissy Boots (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])<br />
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])<br />
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
*You Undapants (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])<br />
<br />
====[[Cheerleader]]====<br />
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])<br />
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
<br />
====[[So and So]]====<br />
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])<br />
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])<br />
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])<br />
<br />
====[[What's Her Face]]====<br />
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])<br />
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Ugly One]]====<br />
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])<br />
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])<br />
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])<br />
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])<br />
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])<br />
<br />
===[[20X6]]===<br />
<br />
====[[Stinkoman]]====<br />
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])<br />
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])<br />
*a demon on wheels (himself, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])<br />
<br />
====[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]====<br />
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)<br />
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber<br />
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner<br />
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud<br />
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund<br />
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian<br />
*'''Porchi''' - round-about<br />
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck<br />
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite<br />
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket<br />
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, [[good graphics]]<br />
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps<br />
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy<br />
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships<br />
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody<br />
<br />
====[[1-Up]]====<br />
*talking-to-me extraordinaire (Stinkoman, [[Twenty THANXty Six]])<br />
<br />
===[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]===<br />
<br />
''This section concerns only the nicknames that Strong Bad uses.''<br />
<br />
====Tycho====<br />
*Dork-take<br />
*Nerd Rancher<br />
*Tye-cho<br />
*Web-Comic<br />
<br />
====[[Sam and Max|Max]]====<br />
*Bunnym'n<br />
*[[Disney|Stitch]]<br />
*Ra-bit<br />
<br />
====Heavy====<br />
*Comrade Smart-insky...lov.<br />
*Heavym'n<br />
*Heafty Bag<br />
*Ivan<br />
*Too-much-information-man<br />
<br />
====The Player====<br />
*Talky McTalktake<br />
*Ouch-man<br />
<br />
===Miscellaneous===<br />
<br />
====[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]====<br />
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)<br />
<br />
====[[Marshie]]====<br />
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])<br />
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])<br />
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)<br />
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])<br />
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])<br />
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])<br />
*Creepazoid (Homestar, [[Main Page 25]])<br />
<br />
====[[They Might Be Giants]]====<br />
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
<br />
====John Flansburgh (of TMBG)====<br />
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])<br />
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])<br />
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)<br />
<br />
====[[Carol]]====<br />
*Carl (The Cheat, Email [[marzipan]], [[Seasonal Sweaters]])<br />
<br />
====[[Señor]]====<br />
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[Mr. Bland]]====<br />
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]====<br />
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Umpire]]====<br />
*Mr. Umpire (Homestar, [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]])<br />
<br />
====[[Senor Cardgage]]====<br />
*Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])<br />
*T. Mendous Savings (himself, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
*old denominator (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*old wintergreen (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*old Soderbergh (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])<br />
*Reggie Toupee (himself, Email [[too cool]])<br />
*Seron Cardgage (himself, Email [[too cool]])<br />
<br />
====[[Balding Man]]====<br />
*Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])<br />
<br />
====[[Li'l Brudder]]====<br />
*The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])<br />
<br />
====[[Visor Robot]]====<br />
*Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])<br />
<br />
====[[Saddy Dumpington]]====<br />
*Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
*Weird Snake Joe (himself, [[A Folky Tale]])<br />
<br />
====[[Atari Dragon]]====<br />
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])<br />
<br />
====[[Trogdor]]====<br />
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])<br />
<br />
====[[Rather Dashing]]====<br />
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])<br />
<br />
====[[The Stick]]====<br />
*The Cheat (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])<br />
<br />
====[[Tandy 400]]====<br />
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])<br />
<br />
====[[Compy 386]]====<br />
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])<br />
<br />
====[[Lappy 486]]====<br />
*lappy-pie...poo (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
*little lady (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists]]<br />
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'''[[Homestar Runner]]'s face''' is animated such that there are separate sprites for each expression he makes. This page catalogs all of these expression sprites.<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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==Mouth List==<br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"<br />
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br />
! Image !! Description <br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Homestar head no arms.PNG|150px]] || <br />
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===== Closed Mouth =====<br />
This is the most common Homestar Runner sprite, it is simply Homestar Runner with a closed mouth.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Opens mouth.jpg|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Open Mouth =====<br />
This is the one where Homestar has his mouth open, such as pronouncing A, E, or I.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Strong Bad deletes Homestar.JPG|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Round Mouth =====<br />
This is the one where Homestar has his mouth open to make an "oh" or "ooh" sound.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Homestar New Mouth.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Curious Mouth =====<br />
A newer mouth; Homestar has his mouth closed, but it is meant to indicate confusion or curiosity.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:fff homestar.jpg|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== "Ffff" Mouth =====<br />
From the older-inspired design used in [[Hremail 7]], this version of Homestar has a unique mouth shape for the "F" sound.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:TwitterMarioPaintHomestar.png|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== "Ooh" Lips =====<br />
One of the Mario Paint Thursdays from [[@StrongBadActual]] featured a looping animation of Homestar making "ooh" sounds over and over.<br />
<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Homestarteeth.png|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== With Teeth =====<br />
In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[theme song]], Homestar opens his mouth wide to take a bite out of a [[Eating Non-Food Items|light bulb sandwich]]. His teeth normally aren't visible, however. In the email [[underlings]], Homestar is confused about the idea that he has teeth, and the cilantro hanging from his mouth is not wedged between any teeth.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Spit icon.JPG|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Spitting =====<br />
<br />
During a flashback in [[couch patch]], Homestar lounges around and spits Teddy Grahams all over the place.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Homestar slurp.jpg|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Slurping =====<br />
In older toons such as [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], Homestar makes a face when slurping up food or drinks.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:AAAAA.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Screaming =====<br />
In [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]], Homestar makes a large round mouth, similar to [[Homsar]]'s, as he sleds down the [[Steep Deep]].<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Eyes List ==<br />
<br />
<!--To add: Regular Eyes, Closed/Blinking Eyes, Anger, Worried--><br />
{{stub}}<br />
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[[Category:Homestar Runner]]</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/File:Homestar_slurp.jpgFile:Homestar slurp.jpg2019-09-24T22:01:16Z<p>Chiveswinston: Homestar slurping up a marshmallow</p>
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<div>{{tbd}}<br />
'''[[Homestar Runner]]'s face''' is animated such that there are separate sprites for each expression he makes. This page catalogs all of these expression sprites.<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==Mouth List==<br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"<br />
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br />
! Image !! Description <br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Homestar head no arms.PNG|150px]] || <br />
<br />
===== Closed Mouth =====<br />
This is the most common Homestar Runner sprite, it is simply Homestar Runner with a closed mouth.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Opens mouth.jpg|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Open Mouth =====<br />
This is the one where Homestar has his mouth open, such as pronouncing A, E, or I.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Strong Bad deletes Homestar.JPG|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Round Mouth =====<br />
This is the one where Homestar has his mouth open to make an "oh" or "ooh" sound.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Homestar New Mouth.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Curious Mouth =====<br />
A newer mouth; Homestar has his mouth closed, but it is meant to indicate confusion or curiosity.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:fff homestar.jpg|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== "Ffff" Mouth =====<br />
From the older-inspired design used in [[Hremail 7]], this version of Homestar has a unique mouth shape for the "F" sound.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:TwitterMarioPaintHomestar.png|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== "Ooh" Lips =====<br />
One of the Mario Paint Thursdays from [[@StrongBadActual]] featured a looping animation of Homestar making "ooh" sounds over and over.<br />
<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Homestarteeth.png|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== With Teeth =====<br />
In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[theme song]], Homestar opens his mouth wide to take a bite out of a [[Eating Non-Food Items|light bulb sandwich]]. His teeth normally aren't visible, however. In the email [[underlings]], Homestar is confused about the idea that he has teeth, and the cilantro hanging from his mouth is not wedged between any teeth.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Spit icon.JPG|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Spitting =====<br />
<br />
During a flashback in [[couch patch]], Homestar lounges around and spits Teddy Grahams all over the place.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Nophoto.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Slurping =====<br />
In older toons such as [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], Homestar makes a face when slurping up food or drinks.<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:AAAAA.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
||<br />
<br />
===== Screaming =====<br />
In [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]], Homestar makes a large round mouth, similar to [[Homsar]]'s, as he sleds down the [[Steep Deep]].<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Eyes List ==<br />
<br />
<!--To add: Regular Eyes, Closed/Blinking Eyes, Anger, Worried--><br />
{{stub}}<br />
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[[Category:Homestar Runner]]</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Homestar%27s_FacesHomestar's Faces2019-09-24T21:59:25Z<p>Chiveswinston: /* Curious Mouth */</p>
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<div>{{tbd}}<br />
'''[[Homestar Runner]]'s face''' is animated such that there are separate sprites for each expression he makes. This page catalogs all of these expression sprites.<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
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==Mouth List==<br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"<br />
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! Image !! Description <br />
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|[[File:Homestar head no arms.PNG|150px]] || <br />
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===== Closed Mouth =====<br />
This is the most common Homestar Runner sprite, it is simply Homestar Runner with a closed mouth.<br />
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|[[File:Opens mouth.jpg|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Open Mouth =====<br />
This is the one where Homestar has his mouth open, such as pronouncing A, E, or I.<br />
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|[[File:Strong Bad deletes Homestar.JPG|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Round Mouth =====<br />
This is the one where Homestar has his mouth open to make an "oh" or "ooh" sound.<br />
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|[[File:Homestar New Mouth.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Curious Mouth =====<br />
A newer mouth; Homestar has his mouth closed, but it is meant to indicate confusion or curiosity.<br />
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|[[File:fff homestar.jpg|100px]]<br><br />
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===== "Ffff" Mouth =====<br />
From the older-inspired design used in [[Hremail 7]], this version of Homestar has a unique mouth shape for the "F" sound.<br />
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|[[File:TwitterMarioPaintHomestar.png|150px]]<br><br />
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===== "Ooh" Lips =====<br />
One of the Mario Paint Thursdays from [[@StrongBadActual]] featured a looping animation of Homestar making "ooh" sounds over and over.<br />
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|[[File:Homestarteeth.png|150px]]<br><br />
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===== With Teeth =====<br />
In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[theme song]], Homestar opens his mouth wide to take a bite out of a [[Eating Non-Food Items|light bulb sandwich]]. His teeth normally aren't visible, however. In the email [[underlings]], Homestar is confused about the idea that he has teeth, and the cilantro hanging from his mouth is not wedged between any teeth.<br />
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|[[File:Spit icon.JPG|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Spitting =====<br />
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During a flashback in [[couch patch]], Homestar lounges around and spits Teddy Grahams all over the place.<br />
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|[[File:Nophoto.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Slurping =====<br />
In older toons such as [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], Homestar makes a face when slurping up food or drinks.<br />
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|[[File:AAAAA.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Screaming =====<br />
In [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]], Homestar makes a large round mouth, similar to [[Homsar]]'s, as he sleds down the [[Steep Deep]].<br />
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== Eyes List ==<br />
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[[Category:Homestar Runner]]</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Homestar%27s_FacesHomestar's Faces2019-09-24T21:58:37Z<p>Chiveswinston: /* Curious Mouth */</p>
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<div>{{tbd}}<br />
'''[[Homestar Runner]]'s face''' is animated such that there are separate sprites for each expression he makes. This page catalogs all of these expression sprites.<br />
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==Mouth List==<br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"<br />
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br />
! Image !! Description <br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Homestar head no arms.PNG|150px]] || <br />
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===== Closed Mouth =====<br />
This is the most common Homestar Runner sprite, it is simply Homestar Runner with a closed mouth.<br />
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|-<br />
|[[File:Opens mouth.jpg|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Open Mouth =====<br />
This is the one where Homestar has his mouth open, such as pronouncing A, E, or I.<br />
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|-<br />
|[[File:Strong Bad deletes Homestar.JPG|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Round Mouth =====<br />
This is the one where Homestar has his mouth open to make an "oh" or "ooh" sound.<br />
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|-<br />
|[[File:Homestar New Mouth.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Curious Mouth =====<br />
A newer mouth; Homestar has his mouth closed, but it is meant to indicate confusion or curiosity.<br />
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|-<br />
|[[File:fff homestar.jpg]]<br><br />
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===== "Ffff" Mouth =====<br />
From the older-inspired design used in [[Hremail 7]], this version of Homestar has a unique mouth shape for the "F" sound.<br />
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|-<br />
|[[File:TwitterMarioPaintHomestar.png|150px]]<br><br />
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===== "Ooh" Lips =====<br />
One of the Mario Paint Thursdays from [[@StrongBadActual]] featured a looping animation of Homestar making "ooh" sounds over and over.<br />
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|-<br />
|[[File:Homestarteeth.png|150px]]<br><br />
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===== With Teeth =====<br />
In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[theme song]], Homestar opens his mouth wide to take a bite out of a [[Eating Non-Food Items|light bulb sandwich]]. His teeth normally aren't visible, however. In the email [[underlings]], Homestar is confused about the idea that he has teeth, and the cilantro hanging from his mouth is not wedged between any teeth.<br />
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|-<br />
|[[File:Spit icon.JPG|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Spitting =====<br />
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During a flashback in [[couch patch]], Homestar lounges around and spits Teddy Grahams all over the place.<br />
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|-<br />
|[[File:Nophoto.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Slurping =====<br />
In older toons such as [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], Homestar makes a face when slurping up food or drinks.<br />
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|-<br />
|[[File:AAAAA.PNG|150px]]<br><br />
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===== Screaming =====<br />
In [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]], Homestar makes a large round mouth, similar to [[Homsar]]'s, as he sleds down the [[Steep Deep]].<br />
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== Eyes List ==<br />
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[[Category:Homestar Runner]]</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/File:fff_homestar.jpgFile:fff homestar.jpg2019-09-24T21:56:30Z<p>Chiveswinston: Homestar's fff mouth from hremail 7</p>
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<div>Homestar's fff mouth from hremail 7</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/File:Puppet_Tangerine.PNGFile:Puppet Tangerine.PNG2019-09-20T23:42:18Z<p>Chiveswinston: uploaded a new version of "File:Puppet Tangerine.PNG":&#32;Much higher quality, taken from the YouTube upload</p>
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<div>[[The Cheat]] makes Flash animations on [[Tangerine Dreams]] (from [[Labor Dabor]])<br />
{{web-screenshot}}</div>Chiveswinstonhttp://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Coach_ZCoach Z2018-11-25T19:04:24Z<p>Chiveswinston: /* Biography */</p>
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<div>{{charnav|Coach Z|cz|Marzipan|Bubs}}<br />
[[Image:New_Coach_Z_Styles.PNG|thumb|right|200px|He has more than two problems.]]<br />
{{about|main character}} {{for|[[Teen Girl Squad]] character|Olympic Man and Coach}} <br />
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==Biography==<br />
'''Coach Z''' is the "[[Wikipedia:Coach (sport)|coach]]" of the residents of [[Free Country, USA]], though it is unclear exactly which sports he coaches. He has a strong accent, based on an [[Wikipedia:Upper Midwest|Upper Midwestern]] [[Wikipedia:North Central American English|accent]] (though it is also sometimes simply nonsensical) which is sometimes difficult for other characters to understand. While occasionally tiresome, he is always ready to offer encouragement and is rarely critical of anyone. When giving advice, he tends to start with the phrase "You can't just rush into the score zone", which has lost its meaning through time. <br />
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Coach Z wears a blue and purple baseball cap and a large gold Z emblem around his waist. Nobody knows for sure whether his bright green color is his skin or a body suit. However, [[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|baby Coach Z]] seems to be wearing footy pajamas in the email [[highschool]], and on more than one occasion, Coach Z has mentioned his [[pants]]. In [[shapeshifter]], Coach Z referred to his outfit as his "sweaty sweat-sweats", which was seen to have at least one pocket, and in [[Fan Costumes 2017]] he is implied to have undressed. His head is a white sphere with light gray circles for eyes. Coach Z [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Coach Z's Face|lacks a visible nose and mouth]], but is able to talk, eat, and spit with ease. He has long arms and large feet, but very short legs.<br />
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[[Image:Coach z butt.PNG|thumb|An unshaven Coach Z talking about his butt.]]<br />
As Coach Z himself is not afraid to admit, he's got [[Who Said What Now?|more than two problems]]. Despite being a coach, he doesn't know what a basketball is, as indicated in [[secret recipes]]. It has been strongly implied that he has a crush on [[Marzipan]], and he has occasionally made inappropriate comments about her; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0#Message 6|one occasion]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|on her answering machine]] when he was drunk, and another during the commercial break of the 4Tst annual [[Fall Float Parade]]. In [[diorama]], Coach Z even refers to Marzipan as his "gorgeous girlfriend". He also has difficulty pronouncing certain words, such as "job" (as shown in the "[[A Jorb Well Done]]" cartoon), instead pronouncing it as "jorb", "jaerb", or "jorearb". In addition to his frequent mispronunciations, Coach Z also seems to have mental and gender confusion problems, as evidenced by the time he spent "talking to his parents" on a [[disconnected telephone]], and claiming to be a mother in [[garage sale]]. He has even stated on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|one occasion]] that he sometimes "forgets what's real, and what's just in [his] head". He has an apparent fixation with butts, and he seems to have a habit of [[butt-patting]]. He also has a slight obsession with ointments and body creams, like using 'Blue Star Ointment' to scare people in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Many characters see him as a nuisance. Even Homestar treated Coach Z with contempt in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], quickly refusing to allow Coach Z to come to his house for [[Decemberween]].<br />
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When not working as a coach, Coach Z works with [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Bubs]] as the apparent [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|local law enforcement]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. Coach Z is also the janitor at [[the office]] where Homestar and [[Strong Bad]] work. He is paid on hourly wage and is clearly jealous that Strong Bad is paid on salary. He has also spent time [[Blubb-O's Commercial|dressed as the Blubb-O's Drive-Thru Whale]] mascot. Coach Z owns four [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony awards]], suggesting that he may have a background in theatre. Despite his numerous jobs, Coach Z has trouble managing his money, causing his electricity to be shut off each year.<br />
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[[Image:Babycz.PNG|thumb|left|115px|The craptain of the foortball torm!]]<br />
Coach Z is a fan of hip-hop and rap music, particularly the [[Wikipedia:Wu-Tang Clan|Wu-Tang Clan]]. He fancies himself a rapper as well: He released the single "[[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]]", which appeared on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]], his solo album, entitled "The Z Is All Up Ins", features the smash hit "[[New Boots|Hip Hop Dance]]", and his own rap song, "[[Rap Song]]" (featuring [[Peacey P]] and [[Tenerence Love]]). Although his usual rapping prowess consists mainly of "count[ing] to two over and over again", as explained in [[nightlife]], he once had a very successful career during his days in the [[Two-o Duo]]. Recent works such as "[[Loading Screens]]" and "[[Fish Eye Lens]]" may indicate that his rap skills are starting to improve.<br />
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[[Image:CoachZ3D.png|thumb|"Hey, watch where y'er pointin' that 3D!"]]<br />
Coach Z's [[Ages of Characters|age]] is ambiguous, as he appears to be grown up when Strong Bad was a kid in the email [[stand-up]] as well as appearing as an adult in 1974 in the 'toon [[Decemberween short shorts]] while they both appeared to be babies in the email [[highschool]] (although this may simply be a product of Strong Bad's [[History According to Strong Bad|"doodle memory"]]). He is likely to be one of the older characters, since in [[caffeine]], Strong Sad's slaps provoke him to cry out "I'm just an old man!"; in [[slumber party]], Strong Bad refers to him, [[Bubs]], and [[The King of Town]] as "older kids"; and while narrating an interaction between Coach Z and Bubs in [[narrator]], Strong Bad labels them both as "weird old men". <br />
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Coach Z and [[Bubs]] [[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship|had a falling out]] at one point, as [[Fall Float Parade]] shows us; Bubs makes a "Coach Z, you jerk!" float for the parade, and Coach Z retaliates by saying "Serves him right, then" when [[Strong Mad]] steals [[Bubs Concession Stand|his concession stand]]. In the email [[narrator]], it was shown that they had made-up and returned to having boring conversations about [[Bubs's napkins]]. However, in [[Most In The Graveyard]], when it is implied that Coach Z fancies Bubs' sister, Bubs beats him up. In the same toon, it is also revealed that Coach Z and Bubs may actually be very distant cousins, although Bubs finds this hard to believe.<br />
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*'''Domicile:''' [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]<br />
*'''Debut:''' "[[Where My Hat Is At?]]"<br />
*[[:Category:Coach Z Filmography|Complete Filmography]]<br />
<gallery>Image:coachzs Z.png|Coach Z's emblem<br />
Image:oldcoach.PNG|Youthful days<br />
Image:Coach Z- no hat.PNG|Hatless<br />
Image:ZsNewMedallion.png|His emblem, squished / skewed / turned all around (from [[redesign]])<br />
Image:Coach z 1974.jpg|"The 74s was the prime of my datin' year!"<br />
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{{Character Video Transcript}}<br />
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==Coach Z's Accent==<br />
The primary factor in his hilarity, Coach Z's Upper Midwestern accent has made him into a very quotable character.<br />
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===Sounds Affected===<br />
The most commonly mispronounced sounds are long e (e.g. The Cheat) and the short o (job), which both come out as an "or" or "aer" ("The Chort", "jaerb"), although in a few toons such as [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], he's shown to purposely do it.<br />
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===List of mispronounced words===<br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"<br />
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br />
! Original Word<!-- Please add new words in alphabetical order! --> !! Coach Z's version(s) !! Appears In<br />
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| '''Absolutely''' || Abso-prootley, Absalortly || Email [[Accent]], [[I Killed Pom Pom]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''About''' || Abrat/Abort || [[No Hands On Deck!]], [[Happy Hallow-day]], [[Loading Screens]], [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Accent''' || Orccent/Accernt || Email [[Accent]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Action''' || Airkshin || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Main Page 23]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Apartment''' || Apratment || Email [[sbemail206]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Athlete''' || Airthlete || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Awful''' || Orful || Email [[secret recipes]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Back''' || Bork || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Balloon''' || B'lloon || [[Fall Float Parade]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Believe''' || Belorve || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Bomb''' || Baermb || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[These peoples try to fade me]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Boulevard''' || Borlevard || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Captain''' || [[Media:Highschool 6.ogg|Craptain]] || Email [[highschool]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Charge''' || Chiioooorge || [[Strong Badia the Free]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Chips''' || Chorps || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Chop''' || Chorp || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Crap]]''' || Crop || Email [[Accent]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Credenza''' || Cradernzair || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Crickets''' || Crackets || [[Happy Hallow-day]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Cubicle''' || Kyorbicle || [[DNA Evidence]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Decemberween]]''' || Decemberwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[DELETED]]''' || DELORTED || Email [[replacement]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Did''' || Doird || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Disco''' || Disca || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] <br />
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| '''Drop''' || Drap || Email [[your funeral]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Duck]]''' || Dook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]<br />
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| '''Exaggerate''' || Exorggerate || Email [[Accent]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Effigy''' || Orfigy, arfigy, RPG, first-person shooter || [[Strong Badia the Free]]<br />
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| '''[[Fhqwhgads]]''' || Forhorglingrads || Email [[sibbie]] (Easter Egg)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Field''' || Fierld || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], [[Coach Z's 110%]], Email [[dictionary]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Fittin'''' || Fortin' || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Five''' || Farve || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Flapjacks''' || Florpjacks || Email [[Accent]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puffs]]''' || Florfy Porfs || [[Later That Night...]]<br />
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| '''Football Team''' || Foortball Torm || Email [[highschool]]<br />
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| '''Forgot to putt''' || Forgort to port, forgat to prat, gorka fa pork || Email [[mini-golf]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Forward''' || Frorward || [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gosh''' || Gorsh || Email [[strong badathlon]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[Later That Night...]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Globes''' || Glorbs || [[Later That Night...]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gluten''' and '''Glutton''' || Glorten || [[Weclome Back]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Half''' || Ha'''l'''f (non-silent L) || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Halloween''' || Halloworn, Hallerwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Jibblies 2]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Handlebar''' || Handlebrah || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Happy Hallow&mdash;''' || Horpy Horlow&mdash; || [[Happy Hallow-day]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Happy T''' || Horpy Tor || [[Happy T!]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Hello''' || Hellor || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]''' || Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar, [http://www.stairmaster.com Stairmaster], Homegrown, [[Wikipedia:Ramrod|Ramrod]], Humphel || [[A Jorb Well Done]]<br />
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| '''Hoot''' || Hort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]<br />
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|-'''Hot''' || Hat || Email [[part time job]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''I feel bad''' || Ir feer borld || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Idea''' || Idear || [[Happy Hallow-day]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Inappropriate''' || Inapprapriate || [[Fall Float Parade]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Inoculate''' || Anorculate || [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Burning Horizon Forum|BHZ Anniversary Message]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Jibblie]]''' || Jorbaly || [[Jibblies 2]]<br />
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| '''Job''' || Jorb, Jaerb, Jarb, Joerghb, Jaeoreorb || [[A Jorb Well Done]], Email [[boring (really)]], [[Sbemailiarized!]]<br />
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| '''Jobbie''' || Jorbie || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Jujyfruits''' || Jorjyfruits, Jerjyfrorts, Georgie Frorgie, [[Wikipedia:George Foreman|George Foreman]] || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Kick''' || Kork || [[I Killed Pom Pom]], [[Haunted Photo Booth]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Coach Z's Locker Room|Locker]]''' || Lacker, Lacquer || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]], Email [[myths & legends]] (Easter Egg)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Man''' || Marn, [[M'n]] || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]], [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Marshmallow''' || Mrashmallow || [[Later That Night...]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]''' || Mork || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Mind''' || Mornd || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Mother'''|| Mudder|| [[No Hands On Deck!]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Mouthwash''' || Mouthwarsh || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Musical''' || Myorsical || [[No Hands On Deck!]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Not''' || Nat || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''October''' || Orctober || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Off''' || Orf || Email [[underlings]], Email [[winter pool]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Office''' || Arfice || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Out''' || Oat || [[A Jorb Well Done]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Part''' || Prat || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Party''' || Pratty || Email [[impression]], Email [[labor day]], Email [[being mean]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''People''' || Perple, Pyorple || [[8-Bit is Enough]], [[Fish Eye Lens]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Wikipedia:Pert Plus|Pert Plus]]''' || Port Plus || [[Jibblies 2]], Email [[hremail3184]] (part of actual packaging)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Piña coladas''' || Piña colordas || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]<br />
|- <br />
| '''[[Pom Pom]]''' || Pam Pam || [[Fall Float Parade]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Problem''' || Praeblem, Prablem || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]], [[On Break]], [[Who Said What Now?]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Punch''' || Pornch || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Real''' || Rrrl || [[A Folky Tale]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Revealed''' || Revearled || Email [[cliffhangers]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Rock bottom''' || Rack battom || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Root beer''' || Root (pronounced with an "oo" as in "book") Ber || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Solid''' || Salid || Email [[Accent]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Secret''' || Sorcret, "secret sorcret" || Email [[cliffhangers]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Situation''' || Sitch'ation || [[A Folky Tale]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''''{Sneezing}''''' || Ha-chor || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Speakin' ''' || Sporkin' || Email [[love poems]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Sports''' || Sprots || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Stick''' || Stark || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Stop''' || Stap || [[Rap Song]]<br />
|- <br />
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''' || Spring Board || Email [[Accent]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Suck''' || Sook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Swedish Fish''' || Swordish Forsh || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Talkin' about''' || Torkin' abort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Terrible''' || Terbirle || Email [[senior prom]]<br />
|-<br />
<!-- Please do not add "Torm" unless a cartoon is released where Coach Z says this by itself. In "highschool", he says "Foortball Torm", and that is covered further up in this list. --><br />
| '''[[The Cheat]]''' || The Chort || ''see [[Nicknames#The Cheat|Nicknames]]''<br />
|-<br />
| '''There''' || Dere, dare || Email [[lures & jigs]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Email [[theme park]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Thousand''' || Trousand || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Thug''' || Thorg || [[Halloween Fairstival]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Thumb''' || Thermb || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Toilet]]''' || [[Terlet]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[A Folky Tale]], Email [[unnatural]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]<br />
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| '''Tomorrow''' || Tomoarow || [[A Jorb Well Done]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Top notch''' || Torp nortch || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Touchdown''' || Torchdown || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] ''(Written)''<br />
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| '''Trick or Treat''' || Track or Trort || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Undefeated''' || Undeforted || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Unfortunate''' || Unfarchunate || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Up''' || Arp || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Wikipedia:Volvo|Volvo]]''' || Vorlvo || Email [[rated]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''What''' || Whort || [[Date Nite]]<br />
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| '''Video''' || Videro || [[Coach Z's 110%]], [[Fish Eye Lens]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Yipe''' || Yorp || Email [[redesign]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Wikipedia:Yo Gabba Gabba|Yo Gabba Gabba]] || Yor garble garble || [[Most in the Graveyard]]<br />
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| '''You Say Tomato,'''<br/>'''I Say Tomato''' || You Say Tomater, "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-12-08|I zader matermorts]]" || [[Fall Float Parade]]<br />
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[[Category:Word running gags]]<br />
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===Inconsistencies===<br />
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Evidence has suggested that Coach Z's accent may be bogus:<br />
*After saying "track or trort" in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Bubs gets on his case and he says "trick or treat" correctly. If given "Swedish Fish", said as "Swordish Forsh", Bubs gets on his case again and Coach Z says "It's a crowd-pleaser."<br />
*In [[boring (really)]], while Strong Bad is writing his list of three-letter words, Coach Z interrupts him at the word "job", saying that "jorb is a four letters word."<br />
*Coach Z says "The Cheat" immediately after "The Chort" in [[mascot]], though he speaks as though he's talking about two different people. He also refers to "Cheat kickers" just before suggesting to "[[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Chort]]" in [[Baddest of the Bands]].<br />
*In the DVD commentary for [[part-time job]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] exploits Coach Z's "accent" by implying that not only does Coach Z add the letter R to words, but now also likes to switch letters around sometimes, and in reply Coach Z partially admits to his accent being bogus.<br />
*In [[cliffhangers]], in the process of his attempted unmasking of [[The Thnikkaman]], he says "secret sorcret" twice, referring to Thnikkaman's secret being revealed and his shame in having really bad hand-eye coordination.<br />
*While playing [[Renaldo]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], he pronounces "off" both correctly and incorrectly in the same sentence.<br />
*In [[Loading Screens]], Coach Z's accent is much less pronounced than usual.<br />
* In [[Fish Eye Lens]], Coach Z tells Strong Bad "the people" need him. Strong Bad questions him, and he amends to say "the pyorple".<br />
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===Featured in===<br />
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]<br />
*[[Coach Z Talker]]<br />
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==Coach Z's "more than two problems"==<br />
:''Main article: [[Coach Z's Problems]]''<br />
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==Discography==<br />
*[[These Peoples Try To Fade Me]] (2003)<br />
*[[New Boots|Hip Hop Dance]]<br />
*[[being mean|Coach Z Gets Noice]]<br />
*[[Rap Song]] featuring [[Peacey P]] and [[Tenerence Love]] (2007)<br />
*[[Loading Screens]] with [[Strong Bad]] and [[Homestar Runner]]<br />
*[[Fish Eye Lens]]<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*Coach Z's accent came from a depressing Midwestern voice that [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and some friends would do in college.<br />
*It was revealed in issue #21 of [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview|Wonkavision]] magazine that Coach Z is named after [[Craig Zobel]].<br />
*According to [[trading cards]], Coach Z gave 23 [[Butt-Patting|butt pats]] in 1984 (22 to Homestar, 1 to himself).<br />
*Coach Z was originally known as "Coach Zee".<br />
*Strong Bad referred to Coach Z as "Green Bubs" in the email [[road trip]].<br />
*In [[Date Nite]] he is shown without his hat and wearing hair curlers, despite a lack of visible hair.<br />
*On Coach Z's emblem, the darker blue shine streak under the gold Z makes a backwards Z formation.<br />
*According to the [[Old Characters Page]], Coach Z wasn't much of a coach at the time, and he just added the title because it sounded "cooler than just Z". He has been seen coaching on numerous occasions since then, though his talent at it is still dubious at best.<br />
*Coach Z is given a new display of angry eyes, as shown in [[Kick-A-Ball]] and [[hremail3184]].<br />
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== Relationships ==<br />
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''<br />
*[[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship]]<br />
*[[Strong Bad and Coach Z's Relationship]]<br />
*[[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship]]<br />
*[[Homestar Runner and Coach Z's Relationship]]<br />
*[[Strong Sad and Coach Z's Relationship]]<br />
*[[Strong Mad and Coach Z's Relationship]]<br />
*[[Coach Z and The Cheat's Relationship]]<br />
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== Variations ==<br />
*[[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] ([[Old-Timey]])<br />
*[[20X6 Coach Z]] ([[20X6]])<br />
*[[Renaldo]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])<br />
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B or Zubs]] <br />
*[[Coach Zed]]<br />
*[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]<br />
*[[Zoach C]] ([[Xeriouxly Forxe]])<br />
*[[Yonder Website Character Variations#Character 3|Character 3]] ([[Characters from Yonder Website|Yonder Website]])<br />
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=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===<br />
In each Homestar Runner Halloween special, Coach Z has dressed up as something rap or hip-hop-related, or in the case of Theo Huxtable, something he believes to be hip-hop related. (The [[wikipedia:Noid|Noid]] and [[wikipedia:Bob and Doug McKenzie|Doug McKenzie]] costumes were not released.)<br />
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*[[Wikipedia:Flavor Flav|Flavor Flav]] (of [[Wikipedia:Public Enemy|Public Enemy]]) in [[Homestarloween Party]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Shock G|Humpty Hump]] (of [[Wikipedia:Digital Underground|Digital Underground]]) in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Christopher "Kid" Reid|Kid]] (of [[Wikipedia:Kid and Play|Kid and Play]]) in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Kool Moe Dee|Kool Moe Dee]] (of [[Wikipedia:The Treacherous Three|The Treacherous Three]]) in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Tupac Shakur|Tupac]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]]<br />
*Theo Huxtable (from [[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Queen Latifah|Queen Latifah]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:So So Def Recordings|So So Def Recordings Logo]] in [[Jibblies 2]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Lance Robertson|DJ Lance Rock]] (from [[Wikipedia:Yo Gabba Gabba|Yo Gabba Gabba]]) in [[Most in the Graveyard]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:MC Skat Kat|MC Skat Kat]] in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]<br />
*Notebook Paper ("The Rapping Paper") in [[Which Ween Costumes?]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:A Tribe Called Quest|A Tribe Called Quest]] (their album cover mascot) in [[I Killed Pom Pom]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:André 3000|André 3000]] (of [[Wikipedia:OutKast|OutKast]]) in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Kwamé|Kwamé]] in [[Later That Night...]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa the Rapper]] in [[Haunted Photo Booth]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Missy Elliot|Missy Elliott]] (As her head, with Pom Pom as her inflatable suit) in [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]<br />
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==Quotes of the Week==<br />
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*{{qotw|"What kinda wood ya use there, Strong Bad? Cause y'know I knew a guy up in Paughkeegan who could work wonders with a piece of..."|[[The Luau]] extended take |Mirror:cz_wood.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere."|[[On Break]] outtake|Mirror:cz_lillubbers.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."|[[Trogday 08]] Easter egg|Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"|[[environment]]|Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''|[[Rap Song]]|Mirror:rapsong.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"|QotW exclusive|Mirror:cz schoolchild.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"|[[mini-golf]]|Mirror:cz forgortport.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"You say tomater, I zader madermorts."|[[Fall Float Parade]]|Mirror:cz tomater.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"|[[Happy Fireworks]]|Mirror:cz dazzlemaze.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"Once again, [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz slipthrufingers.mp3}}<br />
*{{qotw|"It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz bdhman.zip}}<br />
*{{qotw|"My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."|[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]|Mirror:cz oachz.mp3}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Coach Z Evolution]]<br />
*[[Coach Z Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]<br />
*[[Nicknames#Coach Z|Nicknames]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
* [[HR:vcr cz.html|watch Coach Z's character video]]<br />
* [[HR:vcr cz.swf|view the Flash file for Coach Z's character video]]<br />
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The '''Tandy 400''' was [[Strong Bad]]'s first computer. He used it to answer emails until the 41st email, "[[invisibility]]," when he threw it out and replaced it with the [[Compy 386]]. Presumably, the computer was made by [[Tandy 400#The Real Computer|The Tandy Corporation]] and thus would be the only computer Strong Bad has owned to not have been manufactured by [[Compy, Inc]].<br />
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==History==<br />
Strong Bad relied on the Tandy 400 to check emails but it exploded in "[[gimmicks]]." He made do using [[Tangerine Dreams]] during "[[weird dream]]," until he got "the old girl" working again in "[[sisters]]." The repaired Tandy was still [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|malfunctioning]], deleting an email he intended to save and vice versa. Strong Bad continued to use the damaged computer until he returned from his [[vacation]] in "[[invisibility]]," replacing the Tandy 400 with the Compy 386. The Tandy 400 made several disparaging remarks when it was thrown out, including: "386? More like three eighty [[SUCKS]]!" <br />
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The Tandy 400 haunted [[Strong Badia]] for some time. The computer appeared floating in mid-air in "[[ghosts]]," displaying a [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] on its screen. [[Bubs]] later salvaged the Tandy 400 and sold it to [[The King of Town]] for $900, who attempted to [[King of Town Email|check his email]] with it in an Easter egg in The [[King of Town Main Page]].<br />
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The Tandy 400 seems to be [[Strong Bad]]'s least favorite computer, as evidenced by his indifference whilst knocking the Tandy off the desk in "invisibility" and his comments about it in "[[pop-up]]". He claims that he "liked that computer" in [[gimmicks]] when it blew up, and when he was able to begin using it again in [[sisters]] he was initially excited. However, by the end of the email his feelings had soured after the Tandy deleted an email without being prompted and saved an email he tried to delete, and Strong Bad declared he hated the computer. In contrast, he seemed a lot more broken up about the Compy's demise in [[virus]] than he did when the Tandy exploded.<br />
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After a long absence, the Tandy reappeared in [[retirement]] after Lappynapping the [[Lappy 486]] with the help of the Compy 386. In exchange for the safe return of the Lappy, Strong Bad agreed to check one last email on each of the two abandoned computers. He used the still-malfunctioning Tandy first to answer a question on which email he deleted the hardest. Strong Bad enlisted the help of [[Homestar Runner]], a bottle of Mountain Dew, and [[The King of Town]]'s denture tablets, then sang a hymnal version of "DELETED" which caused the Tandy to start shaking. Strong Bad then drove a pickaxe through the computer's keyboard, causing it to explode in a flash of green light and finally destroy it. The Tandy was later seen, in restored form, as a ghost with the Compy at the end of the email.<br />
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In [[Hremail 7]], Strong Bad is shown taking the Tandy 400 from the trash can of [[Homestar Runner]], who was apparently the previous owner. The 2009 toon, set in 2001, supposedly explains the origin of the Tandy (and of [[Strong Bad Emails]] in general). When Strong Bad takes the Tandy, Homestar comments that the computer hardly works, and that he'd be surprised if Strong Bad could check more than forty emails on it. (Strong Bad only got to 39 before the computer was destroyed; see below.)<br />
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The Tandy's logo is a star with a bite out of it, which is also seen on [[The Cheat]]'s computers, [[Strong Mad]]'s [[Strong Mad's Computer|computer]] and the [[Happy 8600]] suggesting that these are all made by the same company. Every time Strong Bad checks an email on it, there is a small brown dot in the lower-left corner. Interestingly, no character has ever referred to the Tandy by name (usually referred to as "Strong Bad's old crappy computer" or just "Strong Bad's old computer"), and appearances outside the Tandy-era have the "contrast" label either with a different font or mispositioned. The Tandy is the only major computer owned by Strong Bad that (probably) wasn't made by [[Compy, Inc.]]<br />
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== Quick Facts ==<br />
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'''Debut:''' Email [[some kinda robot]]<br />
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'''Interactive Feature''': Clicking the contrast buttons in the lower-left corner of the computer will change the background color gradually from black to green. The left button makes the screen darker and the right button makes it greener. There are 13 levels of contrast.<br />
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'''Font:''' [[Fonts#Westminster|Westminster]]<br />
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'''Emails checked on the computer:''' {{PAGESINCATEGORY:Tandy 400 Emails}}<br />
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== Commands ==<br />
*'''run''' — A BASIC command, used to start program execution from direct mode, or to start a overlay program from a loader program. Also a [[wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Microsoft Windows]] command.<br />
*'''delete that crap''' ([[homestar hair]])<br />
*'''forward message''' ([[credit card]])<br />
*'''forward to''' ([[i she be]])<br />
*'''DELETED!''' ([[spring cleaning]])<br />
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== Programs ==<br />
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Some of the programs Strong Bad had on the Tandy 400, all of which were started by typing "run" plus the filename in double quotes:<br />
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*'''strongbad's_email''' (Used in emails 1-40 except for [[the bird|email 24 (the bird)]], which was checked on [[Pom Pom]]'s [[Pom Pilot]], and [[weird dream|email 34 (weird dream)]] which was checked on The Cheat's [[Tangerine Dreams]]. It was used again in [[retirement]].)<br />
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*'''temple_of_apshai''' ([[homestar hair]])<br />
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*'''internet''' ([[credit card]]) (Strong Bad's homepage must be [[credit card#Cost of "Coolest Stuff Ever"|the_coolest_stuff_ever.com]])<br />
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*'''duckpond''' ([[duck pond]])<br />
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*'''Text Quest''' ([[Email Birds]])<br />
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== The Real Computer ==<br />
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[[Wikipedia:Tandy Corporation|Tandy Corporation]] helped to start the personal computer revolution with its [http://www.8bit-micro.com/model1.htm TRS-80] (affectionately known as the "Trash-80") in 1977. Tandy 400 probably gets its name from the [http://www.8bit-micro.com/tandy2000.htm Tandy 2000] and [http://www.8bit-micro.com/tandypc.htm 1000], Tandy's first [[Wikipedia:IBM PC compatible|"IBM-PC compatible"]] machines produced in 1984. However, Tandy did not produce a "400" model, so the naming is probably just to show how old the computer is. However, this could be a reference to the Atari 400, another 8-bit computer. The 400 shares several design features with the TRS-80, including two contrast knobs on the monitor, and a monochrome green display composed of rectangular characters.<br />
However, the computer that the Tandy shares its looks with most is probably the [[Wikipedia: ADM-3A|Lear-Siegler ADM-3A]] from the mid-seventies. <br />
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The rainbow star logo on Tandy 400 is a play on an early [[Wikipedia:Apple Computer|Apple Computer]] logo which featured a [[Wikipedia:Image:Apple_Computer_Logo_rainbow.png|rainbow-colored apple with a missing bite]].<br />
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Some believe that the Tandy 400 is a model of the [[Wikipedia:Apple II series|Apple II]] computer, due to the nature of the [[Wikipedia:ProDOS|ProDOS]]-like operating system and the monitor. In the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]] commentary of "[[cartoon]]," Strong Bad refers to it as an "Apple monitor." As well, in the emails [[sugarbob]] and [[retirement]], the Tandy made several system sounds used in [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Mac OS]].<br />
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Because of the fact that no [[Wikipedia:Computer tower|computer tower]] is visible, the Tandy (and later, the [[Compy 386|Compy]]) may be an homage to the Apple Macintosh, since all of the internal workings were contained in the monitor case itself.<br />
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==Screenshots==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Robotframe16.png|The computer that checks all the emails...<br />
Image:Exploded_Tandy.PNG|...Exploded.<br />
Image:Fixedished_Tandy.PNG|Semi-repaired<br />
Image:Garbage_Tandy.PNG|Trashed (and apparently bitter)<br />
Image:Ghost_Tandy.PNG|Ghostly<br />
Image:Really_Old_Tandy.PNG|Flashback<br />
Image:Salvaged_Tandy.PNG|"How do you make this thing go?"<br />
Image:Tandy logo.PNG|Logo<br />
Image:Tandy400explode.PNG|Tandsplosion 2.0<br />
Image:BGG restored Tandy.png|Ghostly again, restored to its original glory<br />
Image:rear view tandy.png|Rear-view<br />
Image:2001 tandy.png|Checking in on 2001... From 2009<br />
Image:Tandy Desk.png|The full desk from sbemail "Little Animal"<br />
</gallery><br />
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== Appearances outside [[:Category:Tandy 400 Emails|Tandy-era Emails]] ==<br />
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*[[TV Time Toons Menu]]<br />
*Email [[ghosts]]<br />
*Email [[personal favorites]]<br />
*Email [[no loafing]]<br />
*[[King of Town Email]]<br />
*[[Main Page 22]]<br />
*Email [[rock opera]]<br />
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]<br />
*Email [[do over]]<br />
*Email [[lady...ing]]<br />
*Email [[pop-up]]<br />
*Email [[candy product]]<br />
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|strongbad_email.exe Disc One introduction]]<br />
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two introduction]]<br />
*Email [[retirement]]<br />
*[[Sbemailiarized!]]<br />
*[[Hremail 7]]<br />
*[[Loading Screens]]<br />
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The following Tandy 400 emails are only available on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] and are outside the normal numbering scheme:<br />
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*[[Greeting Cards]]<br />
*[[E-mail Birds]]<br />
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[[Category:Computers]]<br />
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<div>The tandy 400 desk from sbemail "little animal"</div>Chiveswinston