Space Program Alternate Take

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Alternate version of the space program pre-flight check.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat

Places: Strong Badia

Running Time: 1:11

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five (Easter egg)

Transcript

{Strong Bad, in his Captain Spaceface costume, walks up to _The Proud Anselmo_. The Cheat, dressed as The Strap, is holding a wrench and working in the enclosed top.}

STRONG BAD: How is the yuletide reactor holding up, Strap?

THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Great planets! {Strong Bad leaps into the cockpit} Let's have a meh/ no meh on our pre-launch check list.

{Drum roll starts in the background}

THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noise}

STRONG BAD: Vinegar- baking soda fuel supply?

THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noise}

STRONG BAD: Crustless balled up pieces of white bread, I mean, orbs of space food?

THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noise}

STRONG BAD: Precious fifteen dollar cargo?

{Sound effect of a record scratching. The Cheat throws up his arms.}

STRONG BAD: What, no meh? What happened to our fifteen bucks?

THE CHEAT: {explaining The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: You spent it on a sound effects CD? How is that going to get us into space?

THE CHEAT: {explaining The Cheat noises} {The Cheat plays various laser gun and sci-fi sounds from the CD}

STRONG BAD: Oh, those were awesome. Who needs a million dollars when we can listen to— {The Cheat gives the CD case to Strong Bad} squeaky water pump when ever we want.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} {The Cheat plays squeaky water pump and Strong Bad smiles.}