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''{Balding Man stands in front of a newspaper background.}''
''{Balding Man stands in front of a newspaper background.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' ''{imitating buzzing noise}'' ERHT!
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'''VOICEOVER''': ''{imitating buzzing noise}'' ERHT!  
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''{A red "NOT APPROVED!!" flashes across the screen. Balding Man shrugs, frowns, and sighs.}''
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''{A red "NOT APPROVED!!" flashes across the screen. Balding Man sighs, shrugs, and frowns.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Are you having a problem buying a home ''{thought bubble appears with a blue house in it}'' or something? ''{another thought bubble appears with a partly-eaten [[Wikipedia:Pop-Tart|Pop-Tart]]}'' Fret no more!
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'''VOICEOVER''': Are you having a problem buying a home ''{thought bubble appears with a blue house in it}'' or something? ''{another thought bubble appears with a partly-eaten [[Wikipedia:Pop-Tart|Pop-Tart]]}'' Fret no more!
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''{Cut to Senor Cardgage in the office}''
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''{cut to Senor Cardgage}''  
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Hi there, Belindas! I'm Senor Cardgage for Senor Cardgage Mort-gage. ''{logo appears for Senor Cardgage Mortgage}'' We can help you get a leg up on the pile! Low rates, percent signs... I dunno... ''{as Senor Cardgage says this, the words "low rates" and a bunch of percent signs fall from the logo}''
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE''': Hi there, Belindas! I'm Senor Cardgage for Senor Cardgage Mort-gage. ''{logo appears for Senor Cardgage Mortgage}'' We can help you get a leg up on the pile! Low rates, percent signs... I dunno... ''{as Senor Cardgage says this, the words "low rates" and a bunch of percent signs fall from the logo}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Bad credit? ''{the words "BAD CREDIT??" appear on the screen, with a frowning face in the A, a thumbs-down in the D of CREDIT, and a blue background with the word "YES!" repeated. The thumbs-down grows larger and changes to a thumbs-up, and the background changes to yellow with the word "YUP!"}''
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'''VOICEOVER''': Bad credit? ''{the words "BAD CREDIT??" appear on the screen, with a frowning face in the A, a thumbs-down in the D of CREDIT, and a blue background with the word "YES!" repeated. The thumbs-down grows larger and changes to a thumbs-up, and the background changes to yellow with the word "YUP!"}''
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' No probalo! ''{the words "NO PROBALO!" appear in the thumbs-up}''
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE''': No probalo! ''{the words "NO PROBALO!" appear in the thumbs-up}''
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''{Cut back to Senor Cardgage in the office}''
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''{Cut back to Senor Cardgage in the office.}''
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Home Lawn, Escrow, Re-Financin', ''{these words appear in boxes coming out of Senor Cardgage's mouth}'' you name it, we've got it! Come along down for a free canceltation ''{the words "FREE CANCELTATION!" flash for a few seconds}'' with one of our handsome talking experts. ''{motions towards empty chair behind him}'' One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A.
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE''': Home Lawn, Escrow, Re-Financin' ''{these words appear in boxes coming out of Senor Cardgage's mouth}''—you name it, we've got it! Come along down for a free canceltation ''{the words "FREE CANCELTATION!" flash for a few seconds}'' with one of our handsome talking experts. ''{motions towards empty chair behind him}'' One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A.
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''{Cut to the Visor Robot with a caption that says "Not a Robot!"}''
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''{Cut to the Visor Robot with a caption that says "Not a Robot!".}''
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'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{in a robotic voice}'' Senor Cardgage Mort-gage helped consolidate my whole life into this tiny box. ''{He holds up a small [[wooden crate]] labeled 'FRESH'}''  Thanks Senor Mort-gage!  
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'''VISOR ROBOT''' ''{in a robotic voice}'': Senor Cardgage Mort-gage helped consolidate my whole life into this tiny box. ''{He holds up a small [[wooden crate]] labeled 'FRESH'}''  Thanks Senor Mort-gage!  
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''{Cut back to Senor Cardgage}''
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''{back to Senor Cardgage}''
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' You're every welcome, Valerie. Act now ''{the words "ACT NOW!!!!" flash on the screen}'' and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE''': You're every welcome, Valerie. Act now ''{the words "ACT NOW!!!!" flash on the screen}'' and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!
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''{A countdown appears on screen, flashing a little faster and counting down from four seconds. The logo appears right when "1 SECOND!" appears on screen.}''
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''{A countdown appears on screen, flashing a little faster and counting down from four seconds. Screen immediately changes to'' Jingle Singers ''right when "1 SECOND!" appears on screen.}''
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'''JINGLE SINGERS:''' Get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams! ''{the words appear on the screen}'' Come along down and dial ''{as they sing, the phone number 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY appears on the screen, a whistle is heard and Balding Man dances with his arms raised above his head}'' five five five five five five five eight five
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'''JINGLE SINGERS''': Get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams! ''{the words appear on the screen}'' Come along down and dial ''{as they sing, the phone number 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY appears on the screen, a whistle is heard and Balding Man dances with his arms raised above his head}'' five five five five five five five eight five
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'''VISOR ROBOT and JINGLE SINGERS:''' Five five five five SENOR-MORT-GAGE— ''{at this there is a slight pause for dramatic effect, and Balding Man falls off screen}''—TODAY!
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'''VISOR ROBOT and JINGLE SINGERS''': Five five five five SENOR-MORT-GAGE—''{at this there is a slight pause for dramatic effect, and Balding Man falls off screen}''—TODAY!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{phases through logo}'' No probalo!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE''': ''{phases through logo}'' No probalo!
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