Senor Cardgage Mortgage

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:''This article is about the mortgage company. For information on the short, see [[Senor Mortgage]].''
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'''Senor Cardgage Mort-gage''', as its name suggests, is some kind of [[Wikipedia:Mortgage|mortgage]] company run by [[Senor Cardgage]]. It has been used by the [[Visor Robot]]. A [[Balding Man]] has been used in the company's commercials and might be a mascot of some kind.
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== Services ==
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*Helping you buy a home or something
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*Helping you get a leg up on the pile
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*Refinancing dreams
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*Low rates
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*Percent signs
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*I dunno...
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*Home Lawn
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*Escrow
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*Refinancin'
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*Canceltations
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*Consolidating Lives Into Little Boxes
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== Contact Information ==
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*Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY
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Your call will be transfered to one of many handsome talking experts.
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[[Category:Companies]]
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Revision as of 22:57, 11 November 2005

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