Senor Cardgage

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Revision as of 03:52, 29 January 2006 by 68.77.17.134 (Talk)
Jump to: navigation, search
So cool.
This article is about the creepy mortgage broker and used car salesman. For the blue storybook character, see Señor.

Senor Cardgage is apparently the creepy guy that lived down the street from the Brothers Strong when they were little, and gave Strong Sad nightmares due to his extreme sketchiness. Apparently he now runs his own mortgage business as well as a used car dealership.

Some of his traits include:

"Look at this can of peas, Helvetica."

Senor Cardgage speaks in phrases that are almost one word but not quite another, like; "excardon me" and "exobably not," and he talks in a very quiet voice. He'll also "call at you as if you were a lady," regardless of your gender.

Even though he has a car dealership and a mortgage company, his residence is unknown. It is suggested in Senorial Day that he is homeless, as he is shown in an alleyway sleeping in a sleeping bag and using his Aldi bag as a pillow. Strong Sad said that Senor Cardgage lived down the street when they were little, implying he had a house at one point; however, there is no proof of this or of his current residence, if any.

When Strong Bad is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff in the email "kind of cool", he describes Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad who is just like Senor Cardgage. Both are, at least to Strong Bad, "so cool, you don't even know [that they are] cool".

It is often debated whether Senor Cardgage and Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad are the same person or not, but it is notable that during the "Sketchbook" extra on the strongbad email.exe DVD, The Brothers Chaps refer to this character as Senor Cardgage, and during the commentary for garage sale, they remark, "Ah, good ol' Senor Cardgage. I guess he's a real character now." Also, in the Toons Menu, the description for Senor Mortgage reads "Wait. Is Senor Cardgage real?!" He offers to buy Strong Sad a can of peas Strong Bad's garage sale.

Appearances

See Also

Personal tools