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[[Image:Dadgeresque.PNG|thumb|left|"Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the Dodgers?"]] | [[Image:Dadgeresque.PNG|thumb|left|"Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the Dodgers?"]] | ||
- | However, none of the other characters seem to like him. In particular, Strong Sad still harbors fear against Senor Cardgage as evidenced in [[garage sale]]. Strong Mad also ran away in terror when Senor Cardgage asked him to retrieve his spectacles. Coach Z was adamantly against the casting of Cardgage in Dangeresque 3, referring to him as "creepy with a capital cree", and claims Cardgage has a loose grip on reality, although Coach Z [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|also admits to having this problem]]. And of course, Homestar seems annoyed with Senor Cardgage for standing too close to him in line while eating melty candy bars, and is put off by his odd catchphrases (as well as thinking he smells like pea soup). Even Strong Bad himself has felt unnerved in Cardgage's presence, as in [[ | + | However, none of the other characters seem to like him. In particular, Strong Sad still harbors fear against Senor Cardgage as evidenced in [[garage sale]]. Strong Mad also ran away in terror when Senor Cardgage asked him to retrieve his spectacles. Coach Z was adamantly against the casting of Cardgage in Dangeresque 3, referring to him as "creepy with a capital cree", and claims Cardgage has a loose grip on reality, although Coach Z [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|also admits to having this problem]]. And of course, Homestar seems annoyed with Senor Cardgage for standing too close to him in line while eating melty candy bars, and is put off by his odd catchphrases (as well as thinking he smells like pea soup). Even Strong Bad himself has felt unnerved in Cardgage's presence, as in [[hremail3184]] he admitted that he was "quite scared" as Senor Cardgage walked in place without moving forward, and he was disgusted by his "Family Might/Could" in [[too cool]]. |
[[Image:Candy product alley.png|thumb|Senor's possible residence]] | [[Image:Candy product alley.png|thumb|Senor's possible residence]] | ||
Even though he has a car dealership and his own mortgage company, his residence is unknown. It is suggested in [[Senorial Day]], [[candy product]], and [[love poems]] that he is homeless, as he is shown in an [[alleyway]] sleeping in a sleeping bag and using his [[Wikipedia:Aldi|Aldi]] bag as a pillow. The [[weird shrub]] is also shown to be Cardgage's residence, complete with a doorbell and he invites them in. Strong Sad said that Senor Cardgage lived down the street when they were little, implying he had a house at one point; however, there is no proof of this. Although it is implied that he is poor, he offers to buy Strong Sad a can of peas at [[Strong Bad]]'s [[garage sale]] for $99, and then proceeds to walk away with it, supposedly paying, even though he is never seen to do so. | Even though he has a car dealership and his own mortgage company, his residence is unknown. It is suggested in [[Senorial Day]], [[candy product]], and [[love poems]] that he is homeless, as he is shown in an [[alleyway]] sleeping in a sleeping bag and using his [[Wikipedia:Aldi|Aldi]] bag as a pillow. The [[weird shrub]] is also shown to be Cardgage's residence, complete with a doorbell and he invites them in. Strong Sad said that Senor Cardgage lived down the street when they were little, implying he had a house at one point; however, there is no proof of this. Although it is implied that he is poor, he offers to buy Strong Sad a can of peas at [[Strong Bad]]'s [[garage sale]] for $99, and then proceeds to walk away with it, supposedly paying, even though he is never seen to do so. | ||
- | Originally, Senor Cardgage was just strange and creepy, but his strangeness has evolved to break the laws of physics, much like [[Homsar]]'s. A minor example of this is in [[ | + | Originally, Senor Cardgage was just strange and creepy, but his strangeness has evolved to break the laws of physics, much like [[Homsar]]'s. A minor example of this is in [[hremail3184]], where he walks in place, accompanied by traffic sounds. A more extreme example of this is the email [[too cool]], in which it is revealed that Senor Cardgage's [[character video]] was "filmed" using an air freshener. Somehow, a completely different character video showed up in Strong Bad's [[mailbox]] the next day, in an outdated video format called "Betaflop-D", complete with a spooky music sting. In this character video, Senor Cardgage introduces "The Family Might/Could", a crudely-drawn green face drawn on an unknown part of Senor Cardgage's vague skin folds. This video curses everyone who watches it with the "Cardgage curse"; whenever they say the word "tertiary", their mouth turns into human lips and they say the word in an echoey sing-song voice. |
Senor Cardgage lost a Non-Sequitur Championship to the equally bizarre character Homsar. As the loser of the contest, he had to complete a coherent sentence on [[The Show]] (as documented in the short [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]). He failed twice, but his third attempt ("Grape Soda Banked") was judged successful by "<s>celebrity</s> judge" Strong Sad. | Senor Cardgage lost a Non-Sequitur Championship to the equally bizarre character Homsar. As the loser of the contest, he had to complete a coherent sentence on [[The Show]] (as documented in the short [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]). He failed twice, but his third attempt ("Grape Soda Banked") was judged successful by "<s>celebrity</s> judge" Strong Sad. |