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This is where all the secret pages and old .swf things go. Please remember to put a description when adding something to the list. Put newer things to the bottom of a list.

Note: Sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.



The Cheat is Not Dead — A sample of "The Cheat is Not Dead" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also used here by clicking on CD on the post-it note.

Because It's Midnite — A sample of "Because It's Midnite" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also used here by clicking on SB on the post-it.

Music — This is the music from the classic cartoon, Marshmallow's Last Stand. (This is a loop from the beginning of Beck's "Tropicalia".)

Oh Yeah Yeah — Marzipan's song from the Strong Bad Email, marzipan.

Sing Along — A weird, unfinished sing-along with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad.

Renegade Master — A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's "Renegade Master" that was used for the "Characters" button on Main Page 4 for a while, but was replaced by the techno loop below.

Fluffy Puff Theme Song — The Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Theme Song from Meet Marshie

Poop Smoke — A remix including Poot Slap and Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water.

Welcome.mp3 — An mp3 file of the "Welcome to your doom" sound that plays when you go to Strong Bad's Website. It is the sound that plays before every boss in the Sega Genesis game "Altered Beast".

Old Stuff

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Fan Costumes A collection of fan submitted Halloween stuff. The original version of Fan Costume Commentary. For some reason, the link is embedded in the source of the Homsar Main Page. The page title is "Check out my new cosplay!", which is Stinkoman's line in 3 Times Halloween Funjob. Watch "Fan Costumes"
View the Flash file
Third Games Menu One of the old game menus. View the Flash file
Bored Buttons An old navigation bar in the style of Strong Bad's Message Bored. View the Flash file
Telebision Toons Menu An old Toons menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a back button, descriptions and A Jumping Jack Contest. View the Telebision Menu
View the Flash file
View the Flash file of the earlier version
Chinese Food Toons Menu An old Toons menu, possibly related to the fortune cookies game. View the Chinese Menu
View the Flash file
Old Loading Screen An old loading screen featuring an old-style Homestar Runner tapping his foot. The animation is taken from the toon Marshmallow's Last Stand and a few other old toons from that time period. Also seen in the parodying email View the Flash file
Broken Tandy Menu An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to gimmicks. It was used as a replacement for the Tandy 400 when it exploded. View the Broken Tandy Menu (mirror)
View the Flash file
Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu An old Strong Bad Email that was presumably used during the email vacation. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!" View the Flash file
Old Loading Screen 2 An old loading screen featuring some of Homestar Runner's outline and then the text H*R. View the Flash file

Lava Lamp Toons Menu — Old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only 1 button.

Yearbook Character Page — Old characters page. It was believed to be made sometime after the toon "The Luau". Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a character back then.

Decemberween Email Menu — This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002.

Old Main Page 6 — This is an uncompleted main page from back in 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to A Jorb Well Done, the "another homepage" goes to Main Page 10, the "more messages" link goes to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2, and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. Also, Homestar's mouth will move when you mouse over downloads and store, but he won't say anything. Only downloads actually works. The other buttons won't do anything.

Message Bored Rules — They appear to be the rules from the Strong Bad Message Bored.

Error Page — The error page that was used before 404'd. If you look closely on the mailbox before the letters appear on the Email page, you can see that Strong Bad face from the old error page.

Intro 2 — Actually the third Intro made between the first, second, and fourth intros.

Wanted — This wanted poster was accessible from the "What's New" button a few days before Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon came out.

Old SB Email #46 — This is an alternate version of your friends, with music that ends very early.

  • Some other differences:
    • In the newer version, an announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching says "Some type of TV show"
    • Newer: There are extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind SB as he bothers Marzipan
    • Newer: Strong Bad is seen holding a bottle of hot sauce as he nettles Homsar
    • Newer: Strong Bad's mouth is visible in the reflection when he sings the e-mail song
    • Newer: The Cheat angrily curses Strong Bad (in Cheat-speak) when he's taped to Pom Pom
    • Older: At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.
    • Newer: Pom Pom does 1 more turn
    • Older: The background music stops as the scene goes to Strong Sad.

Luau Menu — An updated version of the secret Luau main menu.

Stencils — Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins. Replaced by Punkin Stencils.

Punkin Stencils — These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site.

Another Old Toons Menu? — Presumably an old toons menu. The toons.swf file is embedded in this page. However, the swf file is no longer on the site. This text is contained in the page source: "Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?" This menu was most likely the earliest one on the site. But since it just stays blank, we'll probably never know. Because it has very few toons, and even has the Isle of Pom according to the source, it probably came before the lava lamp toons menu.

An older old flash stuff menu — Just an older old flash stuff menu. It has the Marshmallow's Last Stand button, but it doesn't work.

Astro Lite 2600 — Another version of the Astro Lite game that used to be accessible from the museum.

Old SB Email Selection — The email selection before the email virus

Old games page? — Probably an old games page. This text is contained in the page source: Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs. Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above.

Broken Compy Menu — The email selection page that appeared between virus and animal.

Wallpaper o' the Week — Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.

Email Updates — Before The Brothers Chaps started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.

Answering Machine — This is just Marzipan's Answering Machine, but it doesn't have the archive menu and goes to the games menu when you click back.

Random Things

Not the 100th Email!!! — Never purposefully linked to at any time, this secret page was actually designed to be discovered.

If I Ran the Camera — A poem of unknown origin.

Seriously — Macintosh Homestar Runner. Also used as a wallpaper in the wallpapers section of the site (the wallpapers page is a little further down this list).

Yellow Dello Deleted Scene — This is the scene from In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but with some odd commentary tacked on the front: "This scene was altered in the original toon because Marzipan's dialogue had too many bad swears in it. At the last minute this was deemed 'out of character' for her and her lines were cut. Here it is in its fancy, prancey new form with more appropiate dialogue and 50% more bleach!"

Where the Crap Are We? — An animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.

The Secrets That I Keep - A box of memorabilia that Strong Sad keeps under his bed. Evidence that Strong Bad used to be nice to Strong Sad.

Current Toons Menu — The same toons menu, but it has a different page name. Instead of "toons.html", it's "tvguide.html". Also, you can click here for the swf file: SWF File of the Toons Menu. This was the name of the toons menu back before the remote was upgraded. If you click "back" at the end of Meet Marshie, you will be taken here.

Happy T — A sign which says "Happy T." You can click on some of the letters to hear characters say stuff. Then click in the lower right hand corner of the screen to hear Homsar.

SB Sign — A strange Strong Bad sign.

Needle Point — A small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad that appears sewn.

Matt Cake!!! — A scary cake. Click on one of the cherries for a special surprise.

Tire Cake — A tire with candles. Click on a certain one to see the snake from the Strongbadia flag.

Kicking Game — A kicking game. Kick the picture 47 times to see it break. (The picture is of a girl, Taryn, from the old Strong Bad Message Bored, who finally posted her pic after everyone begged her to. The Cheat then made this game.) If you save the Flash file on to your hard drive and then kick the picture, it will break the first time you kick Taryn.

H*R Theme — A desktop theme for H*R.

SB Theme — A desktop theme for SB.

Another H*R Theme — A H*R desktop theme for Windows 98. It only downloads the theme song though.

Shirts — Some Waffle House-style shirts and some Jamaican shirt thing.

Wireless Bizness — A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting WAP. Has some Strong Bad Emails. (No longer works.)

Coolest — A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called does exist.

Pom Pom Glossy — A cool Pom Pom picture.

SB Glossy — A picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in 2 years.

Marzipan ShirtsMarzipan shirts that were never used.

Ween Stuff — Halloween fan pictures.

Bored Buttons — Message bored buttons.

H*R Glossy — Just like all the other glossies.

Limozeen eCards — Make and send a Thanksgiving Limozeen eCard. It doesn't work, though. It just says "loading..." and keeps doing that. (Note: You can skip the loading screen with the use of a seek bar.)

  • Fun Fact: The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the Iron Maiden logo.

H*R Yearbook — It just says "Homestar's yearbook". Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign My Yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it."

Character Cards — Probably an old Characters page. Click the cards to flip through the deck. Homeschool Winner is named here.

Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver — These screensavers can also be gotten by downloading the themes.

Interview 2 — This is an unfinished version of The Interview. It has less than the original and it seems that the lip syncing is unfinished as well. Also, there are some changes that were made before the final version; for instance, Strong Bad says "Thanks for your time," instead of "Get out of my face!" at the end.

Strong Bad's Commentary — This is Strong Bad's Commentary for the The King of Town DVD, but at the end of this version it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.

Answering Machines — The archive menu in the bottom right of Marzipan's Answering Machine.

No Flash — An old page telling you that you need to download Flash.

Strong Mad Stickers — Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The stickers are used for similar purposes as the Luke Schenscher (a Georgia Tech basketball player) stickers and T-Shirts that showed up all around Atlanta, where The Brothers Chaps live, when Georgia Tech was in the Final Four and NCAA Championship in basketball.

Ween Intro — The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes you to Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail".

Filter — The Flash file used on the index page of the old site. It redirects you to either the Old Intro 2 or the No Flash page above.

Downloads Menu — Just a different name for the downloads menu, but the screen is smaller.

Banners and Link Graphics — No longer on site, just some pictures that can be used on your site to link to H*R.

Mac icons instructions — Old Mac icon instructions.

Sucky Treats — Some early Halloween costume ideas for The House That Gave Sucky Treats. Notice The Cheat is wearing a different shirt; Marzipan, Pom Pom, and Coach Z all have otherwise unused costumes; and the King of Town is also lacking his 'stache.

Sucky Treats — Same as above except the background is dark red. Also, Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes (Marzipan and The Cheat are still wearing the same costumes as the above, and the King is still missing his mustache.)

rando — The .xml file on the Random Toon feature.


These images are likely avatars either used by The Brothers Chaps or simply collected by them.

Wallpapers — The wallpaper download page.

Picture 1 — An image of Calibos. Probable reference material for Strong Sad in different town

Picture 2 — An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is Hopper, Leary, Quaid, and Franz.

Picture 3 — An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz.

Picture 4 — A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in Halloween Fairstival.

Picture 5 — Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete." A larger version of the image is found here.

Coolbot - Appears to be a line drawing of the Visor Robot. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.

Cooltitle - A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.

Site Components

These are secret pages that are used on other parts of the site. An example is the newbutton on the Main Pages.

Everybody — A constant loop of the "Everybody!" song used in the intro. Used in Dancin' Bubs, and sometimes the file is 404'd.

Techno — A sample loop from techno used in Dancin' Bubs.

Banjo — From the little questions Easter egg; also used in Dancin' Bubs.

Drum N' Bass — A loop from Everybody to the Limit; also used in Dancin' Bubs.

Weeklies XML — An XML page controlling the text of the weekly things. The source says:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
<sketchbook>alternate sb float</sketchbook>
<fanstuff>sweet sterrance bag</fanstuff>
<qod character="homsar" filename="homsar_pennzoil.mp3">Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!</qod>

<!-- Chapos: here are the character shortcuts 

     Love, jonathan ("nickname")

50 cake — The Easter egg that was used in the email big white face, click on it for all sorts of crazy crap.

404'd — The error message that appears when you go to something on H* that doesn't exist, embedded in this page.

News — The news button that is integrated in every main page.

Homepages — The homepages list that is integrated in every main page except Main Page 23.

Homepage 23 — The homepage list that is integrated in Main Page 23.

Making Out — The "Click on the Monkey!!!" pop-up that was in the Strong Bad Email virus. Also view the flash file

Seriously! — An Easter egg from 3 Times Halloween Funjob, accessed by clicking on the candy corn light in the top right corner in the cast list at the end. Click here for the flash file.

MORE TO COME! — The page with the AIM buddy icons on it.

Virus'd QoD — What happens when you click on the 'Q' button at the top of the virus e-mail. Notice that when you roll over the 'Don't tape it!' text it turns into 'Don't take it!'

Virus'd Fanstuff - What happens when you click on the 'F' button at the top of the virus e-mail.

Virus'd Sketchbook - What happens when you click on the 'S' button at the top of the virus e-mail.

Strong Bad's "Time Machine" download - The SB clock.

The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons download page - From an Easter egg in crazy cartoon.

NavBar -- The bottom menu (main, toons, games etc.) that appears on almost every page underneath the toon.

Random Toon -- The Random Toon chooser that comes up when you click the R on the main page.

Random Toon XML -- The list of toons that the above chooses from.

Icon — A Homestar Runner icon. In some browsers, this is used as a bookmark icon. In other browsers it is displayed in the location/address bar when a user visits any page on


These are the mini-Flash animations that appear on the TV screen when you scroll over the title of an item on the Toons Menu. (Easter egg)

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