Editing Secret Pages

A '''secret page''' is a page from the Homestar Runner website that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

Note that sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.

== Toons ==
These are [[Toons]] or toon-like animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

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| [[Image:mm ls.png|100px]] || '''[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]''' || [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] steal the star from [[Homestar Runner]]'s shirt in order to force Homestar and [[Pom Pom]] to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, now has been removed from the site for unknown reasons. || [[Mirror:marshmallow2.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror)<br />[[Mirror:marshmallow2.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
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| [[Image:jumpingjackcontest.png|100px]] || '''[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]''' || Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and [[Bubs]] enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. You can play a [[Strong Libs|Strong Lib]] while you wait. || [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror)<br />[[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
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| [[Image:If I Ran the Camera.PNG|100px]] || '''[[If I Ran the Camera]]''' || A poem of unknown origin relating nothing to any other part of the site. It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down once [[The Brothers Chaps]] realized that fans had found it. It features a little girl named Astrid Renee and [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Grandpa Chapman]]. || [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror)<br />[[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
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| [[Image:Superbrave.jpg|100px]] || '''[[Super Brave!!]]''' || A [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] website update for Feburary 21, 2003. It featured a class full of kids who had each drawn a picture of Homestar Runner. You could move the mouse over the kids and see a little drawing of each of them, that were eventually used for characters appearing during the karaoke songs on strongbad_email.exe DVD #3. On Feburary 24, the update was renamed to "these kids rule". || [http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/superbrave.swf View the flash file] (Mirror)<br>
[http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/thesekidsrule.swf View the flash file] (Mirror)<br>
[http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/superbrave/main1b.html On Main Page] (Mirror)<br>
[http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/files/superbrave/main1.html On Main Page] (Mirror)<br>
[[Category: Fan Material]]
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| [[Image:limozeenecard.jpg|100px]] ||'''[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]]''' || [[Limozeen]] Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the guys from Limozeen are provided. The recipient of e-card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them.<br /><br />Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show you the loading screen used. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden (band)|Iron Maiden]] logo. ||[[HR:zeen_ecard.swf|View the Flash file]] (loading screen only)<br />[http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/zeen.html Watch the toon] (mirror)<br />[http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/zeen_ecard_loader.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
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| [[Image:twinkie.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Where the Crap Are We?]]''' || This toon wasn't ever on the site. It's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an [[Easter eggs|Easter egg]] in [http://www.macromedia.com/software/central/ Macromedia Central]. It was also available in a hidden 'toon on the [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] DVD. || [[Mirror:egg.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror)<br />[[Mirror:egg.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
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! colspan=4 | Secret toons still on the website
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| [[Image:Happy T.png|100px]] || '''[[Happy T]]''' || A sign which says "Happy T." You can click on some of the letters to hear characters say stuff relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen. || [[HR:happyt.swf|View the Flash file]]
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||| '''[[Email Processing Room|Processing]]''' || This is a page which depicts Strong Bad laughing at an e-mail (?), Strong Mad reading a print-out, chewing it then sending it to Strong Bad and The Cheat typing on a computer (not Tangerine Dreams). This page was linked to on Strong Bad's Website. || [[HR:processing.html|Watch the toon]]<br/>[[HR:processing.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:sbemail100.png|100px]] || '''[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]''' ||  Never purposefully linked to at any time, this secret page was actually designed to be discovered by people trying to find the [[flashback|100th]] [[Strong Bad Email]] before it was released. This occurs by typing www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html instead of www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html  || [[HR:sbemail100.html|Watch the toon]]<br/>[[HR:100th_email.swf|View the Flash file]] 
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! colspan=4 | Unfinished toons
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| [[Image:strongbadwithnomouthfromthesingalong.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Sing Along]]''' || A weird, unfinished sing-along with [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]].  || [[HR:singalong.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Needlepoint.png|100px]] || '''[[Needlepoint]]''' || A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in [[property of ones]]. It picture features Strong Bad standing in [[The Field]]. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth, possibly saying "'sup." The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below. A similar scene briefly appears in [[From the Vault]]. || [[HR:needlepoint.html|Watch the toon]]<br />[[HR:needlepoint.swf|View the Flash file]]
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! colspan=4 | Alternate versions of toons
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| [[Image:Secret Answering Machine.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan's Answering Machine''' || This is just [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and it goes to the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games Menu]] when you click ''BACK''. || [[HR:answer.html|Watch the toon]]<br />[[HR:answer.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| || '''[[The King of Town DVD Commentary#Secret Commentary|The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary]]''' || This is a secret version of [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|Strong Bad's Commentary]] for the [[The King of Town DVD]] without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary. || [[HR:sb_kingcomment.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Yellodellowdeleted.png|100px]] || '''[[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Secret Deleted Scene|Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene]]''' || This is the scene from the [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but with some odd commentary tacked on the front. || [[HR:dellocut_2.html|Watch the toon]]<br />[[HR:dellocut_2.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:sbemail46.PNG|100px]] || '''Old "[[your friends]]"''' || This is an alternate version of the email [[your friends]]. On it: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV [[Strong Mad]] is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at [[Strong Sad]]'s scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in [[Marzipan]]'s scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in [[Homsar]]'s scene. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.
|| [[HR:sbemail46.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| || '''Fan Costumes''' || A collection of fan submitted Halloween stuff. The original version of [[Fan Costume Commentary]]. For some reason, the link is embedded in the source of the [[Homsar Main Page]]. The page title is "Check out my new [[Wikipedia:cosplay|cosplay]]!", which is [[Stinkoman]]'s line in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]. || [[HR:costumes01.html|Watch the toon]]<br />[[HR:costumes01.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Games ==

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| [[Image:Litebrite3.PNG|100px]] || '''Lite Brite''' || An older version of the [[Astro-Lite 2600]]. It used to be accessible from the [[Museum]], but it was updated when moved to the [[Handheld Games Menu]] || [[HR:litebrite3.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Kickinggame.png|100px|Taryn getting kicked]] || '''Kicking Game''' || A kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, [http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/5134_35f71.jpg Taryn], from [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]], who finally posted a picture of herself after a lot of people begged her to. [[The Cheat]] then made this game. || [[HR:taryngame.swf|View the flash file]]
|}

== Old Navigation ==
Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

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| || '''Oldest Toons Menu''' || Presumably an old toons menu.  The toons.swf file is embedded in his page. However, the swf file is no longer on the site.  This text is contained in the page source:  <blockquote>''"Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about  the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's  Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?"'' </blockquote> This menu was most likely the earliest one on the site. But since it just stays blank, we'll probably never know. Because it has very few toons, and even has the Isle of Pom according to the source, it probably came before the lava lamp toons menu. || [[HR:toonsold.html|View the menu]]
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| [[Image:lavalamptoons.png|100px]] || '''[[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]]''' || An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only 1 button. || [[HR:toonsold.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Newer Telebision Toons Menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Telebision Toons Menu]]''' || An old [[Toons]] menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a ''back'' button, descriptions and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. It can be noted that on the old version, both option 6 and option 1 are "[[The Reddest Radish]]"|| [[HR:newtoons.html|View the menu]]<br />[[HR:newtoons2.swf|View the Flash file]]<br />[[HR:newtoons.swf|View the Flash file of the earlier version]]
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| [[Image:Chinese Food Toons Menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Chinese Food Toons Menu]]''' || An old [[Toons]] menu. || [[HR:chinesefood.html|View the menu]]<br />[[HR:chinesefood.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Old Remote Toons Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old Remote Toons Menu''' || The current toons menu before the remote was updated to have [[Puppet Stuff]] and [[Powered by The Cheat]], which were combined into Shorts at the time. It also had Features instead of individual buttons for [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Teen Girl Squad]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]. Instead of a scrollbar, the longer lists had flaps and two separate pages that you could move back and forth on. The newest cartoon was [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. || [[Mirror:20040622_Old_Remote_Toons_Menu.html|View the menu]] (mirror)
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| [[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|100px|Telebision]] ||'''Alternate Toons Menu''' || The same [[Toons Menu|toons menu]], but it has a different page name. Instead of "toons.html", it's "tvguide.html". This was the name of the toons menu back before the remote was upgraded. If you click "back" at the end of [[Meet Marshie]], you will be taken here. || [[HR:tvguide.html|View the menu]]<br/>[[HR:tvguide.swf|View the Flash File]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Games Menus
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| [[Image:games menu 2001.png|100px]] || '''[[Third Games Menu]]''' || One of the old game menus, this one features a board game theme. || [[HR:games.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| || '''Old games page''' || Probably an old games page. This text is contained in the page source:  <blockquote>''Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs''. </blockquote> Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above. || [[HR:games3.html|View the menu]]
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| [[Image:originalhandheldmenu.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Handheld Games Menu#Original Handheld Games Menu|Original Handheld Games Menu]]''' || The original version of the [[Handheld Games Menu]], it was upgraded when the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] was released. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/games-preshooter.html View the menu] (mirror)<br />[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/games-preshooter.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Strong Bad Email Menus
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|[[Image:tandy paper menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Tandy Menu]]''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that only goes up to [[gimmicks]]. It was used as a replacement for the [[Tandy 400]] when it exploded. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_paper.html View the menu] (mirror)<br />[[HR:sbemailx.swf|View the Flash file]]
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|[[Image:Vacation SBEmail Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that was presumably used during the email [[vacation]]. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!" || [[HR:sbemail(vacation).swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:decemberween emails.png|100px]] || '''[[Decemberween Email Menu]]''' || This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002. || [[HR:sbemailxmas.html|Visit the menu]]<br>[[HR:sbemailxmas.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Virusemailmanu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Strong Bad Email]] Selection''' || The email selection before the email [[virus]]. || [[HR:sbemail.swf|View Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Shotgunned menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Compy Menu]]''' || The email selection page that appeared between [[virus]] and [[animal]]. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use. || [[HR:sbemail_shotgunned.swf|View the official Flash file]]<br/>[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.html View the page with toon included] (mirror)<br/>[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.swf View the Flash file with toon included] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Main Pages
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| [[Image:Main6x.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Main Page 6]]''' || This is an unfinished main page from back in 2000.  The "new cartoon!" link goes to [[A Jorb Well Done]], the "another homepage" goes to [[Main Page 10]], the "more messages" link goes to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]],  and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu.  Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. The only button with a special effect is "Email", which is the same as the normal main page 6 (except that Strong Bad's mouth doesn't open in surprise). Also, Homestar's mouth will move when you mouse over downloads and store, but he won't say anything. Only downloads actually works. The other buttons won't do anything. || [[HR:main6x.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:luaumain.PNG|100px]] || '''Luau Menu''' || An updated version of the secret Luau main menu. || [[HR:luaumain.html|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Character Pages
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| [[Image:sbcharcards.png|100px]] || '''[[Character Cards]]''' || This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each main character on the H*R Website, except for [[The Poopsmith]] and [[Homsar]], who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters, [[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]] and [[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|The Unguraits]], who were later rejected. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/cards.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
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| [[Image:Yearbook page.png|100px]] || '''[[Yearbook Character Page]]''' || An old characters page, created circa [[The Luau]]. [[Homsar]] is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a main character back then. || [[HR:yearbook.html|View the menu]]<br>[[HR:yearbook.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Intros
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| [[Image:ev ev.PNG|100px]] || [[Intro 2]] || Actually the third Intro made between [[Old Intro|the first]], [[Old Intro 2|second]], and [[Intro|fourth intros]] || [[HR:intro2.html|watch "Intro 2"]]<br>[[HR:intro2.swf|view the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:ween_intro_screenshot.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Ween Intro]]''' || The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes you to [[Main Page 7|Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail"]]. || [[HR:weenintro.swf|view the Flash file for "Ween Intro"]]
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! colspan=4 | Old Loading Screens
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| <center>[[Image:hr3.png|100px]]</center> || '''Old MLS Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring an old-style [[Homestar Runner]] tapping his foot. The animation is taken from the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and a few other old toons from that time period. Also seen in the parodying email [[lady...ing]]. || [[HR:loading.swf|View the Flash file]]
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|[[Image:Old HR Loading Screen.PNG|100px]] || '''Old H*R Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring some of [[Homestar Runner]]'s outline and then the text ''H*R''.  A parody of the opening to "Alfred Hitchcock Presents".|| [[HR:hstarr.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Other Animations ==
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| [[Image:Mattcake.png|100px|Mattcake]] || '''Matt Cake''' || A scary cake. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face. || [[HR:mattcake.swf|View the flash file for Matt Cake]]
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| [[Image:Tirecake.png|100px|Tirecake and snake]] || '''Tire Cake''' || A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the [[Strong Badia]] flag. || [[HR:tirecake.swf|View the flash file for Tire Cake]]
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| [[Image:Puppet background.PNG|100px]] || '''Puppet Background''' || The background used for puppet toons that doesn't take up the whole screen. || [[HR:puppet_background.swf|view the flash file for "Puppet Background"]]
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| [[Image:Awesomerthanyou.png|100px|I am awesomer than you]] || '''SB Sign''' || A strange [[Strong Bad]] sign with [[Atari Strong Bad]] waving his hands next to the text "i am awesomer than you" || [[HR:sbsign.swf|View the flash file for SB Sign]]
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| [[Image:NoFlash.PNG|100px]] || '''Old No Flash Page''' || An old page telling you that you need to download Flash. || [[HR:noflash.html|No Flash]]
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| [[Image:HomestarCostumes.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes''' || Costumes for [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], except that Coach Z is dressed as a [[Wikipedia:Noid|Noid]], Pom Pom is the Skipper from [[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]], and Marzipan is [[Wikipedia:Velma Dinkley|Velma Dinkley]]. Also, The Cheat is wearing a different shirt than in the final version, and The King of Town is missing his moustache. The only movement is a light on The Poopsmith's costume. || [[HR:halloween01.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes]]
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| [[Image:Halloween_Costumes_2.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes 2''' || Similar to the above, but this time, Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes. Marzipan is still dressed as Velma, however, and The Cheat and The King of Town still have the same mistakes as before. Also, the background is red, and Coach Z has moved from behind Strong Sad to in front of him. || [[HR:halloween01x.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes 2]]
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| [[Image:Homestar's yearbook.PNG|100px]] || '''Homestar's Yearbook''' || It just says "Homestar's yearbook". Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign My Yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my [[Parents|mom]] reads it." || [[HR:guestyear.swf|View the flash file for Homestar's Yearbook]]
|}

== Downloads ==

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! colspan=4 | Downloads
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| [[Image:Stencils.PNG|100px]] || '''Stencils''' || Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins.  Replaced by [[Punkin Stencils]]. || [[HR:stencils.swf|view the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:pumpkinstencils.png|100px]] || '''[[Punkin Stencils]]''' || These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site. || *[[HR:ween_stencils.html|view the pumpkin stencils]]<br>[[HR:ween_stencils.swf|view the Flash file]]<br>[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/ween_stencils.swf view the stencils available for Halloween 2004] (mirror)
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| [[Image:Wow.PNG|100px]] || '''Wallpaper o' the Week''' || Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the [[Homestar Talker]]. || [[HR:wow.html|View the page]]
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| [[Image:Sbtheme.png|100px|Strong Bad theme]] || '''SB Theme''' || A desktop theme for Strong Bad. || [[HR:sbtheme.ZIP|Download the SB Theme]]
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| <center>[[Image:Tagtag.PNG|50px]]</center> || '''[[Wireless Bizness]]''' || A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. Has some Strong Bad Emails. (No longer works.) || [[HR:wireless.html|View Wireless Bizness]]
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| [[Image:98theme.png|100px|Additional Theme]] || '''Windows 98 H*R Theme''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. It only downloads the theme song. || [[HR:theme.swf|View the flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme]]<br/>[[HR:theme.ZIP|Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme]]
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| [[Image:Homestar_Runner_Face_Screen_Saver.png|100px]] || '''[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver]]''' || These screensavers can also be gotten by downloading the themes. || [[HR:macss.html|Download the Screen Saver]]
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| [[Image:SMPosse.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Mad Stickers''' || Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The design is based on the [[Wikipedia:André the Giant Has a Posse|André the Giant Has a Posse]] sticker design. || [[HR:smsticker.html|Strong Mad Stickers]]<br>[[HR:smstickers.ZIP|Download the ZIP File]]
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| [[Image:downloadpage.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Downloads|Downloads Menu]]''' || Simply a different name for the downloads menu, but the screen is smaller. || [[HR:downloads.html|Downloads Menu]]
|-

| [[Image:Wallpapers.png|100px]] || '''Wallpapers''' || The wallpaper download page. || [[HR:wallpapers.html|Wallpapers]]
|-

| [[Image:AimIcons.PNG|100px]] || '''MORE TO COME!''' || The page with the AIM buddy icons on it. || [[HR:aim.html|MORE TO COME!]]
|-

| [[Image:SCCicons.PNG|100px]] || '''The [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] buddy icons download page''' || From an Easter egg in [[crazy cartoon]]. || [[HR:sccicons.html|The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons download page]]
|}

== Music ==
Audio files that aren't used on the site.

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| '''[[The Cheat]] is Not Dead''' || A sample of "[[The Cheat is Not Dead]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''CD''' on the [[Sticky Notes|post-it note]] from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:cheatnotdead.swf|Listen to the song]]<br/>[[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
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| '''Because It's Midnite''' || A sample of "[[Because It's Midnite]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''SB''' on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:midnight.swf|Listen to the song]]<br/>[[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
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| '''MLS Music''' || This is the music from the old cartoon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's ''[[Wikipedia:Tropicalismo|Tropicalia]]''. || [[HR:music.swf|Listen to the song]]
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| '''Oh Yeah Yeah''' || [[Marzipan]]'s song from the email [[marzipan]]. || [[HR:ohyeahyeah.mp3|Listen to the song]]<br/>[[HR:sbemail59.html|View the email that it comes from]]
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| '''Renegade Master''' || A sample from the [[Wikipedia:Fatboy Slim|Fatboy Slim]] remix of Wildchild's ''Renegade Master'' that was used for the "Characters" button on [[Main Page 4]] for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues. || [[HR:renegade.swf|Listen to the song]]
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| '''Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Jingle''' || The [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] jingle from [[Meet Marshie]]. || [[HR:fluffypuff.mp3|Listen to the song]]<br/>[[HR:marshie.html|View the toon that it comes from]]
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| '''Poop Smoke''' || A remix including [[Poot Slap]] and [[Wikipedia:Deep Purple|Deep Purple]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Smoke on the Water|Smoke on the Water]]''. || [[HR:poopsmoke.zip|Download the song]]
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| '''Everybody''' || A constant loop of the ''"Everybody!"'' song used in the [[Intro|intro]], it was featured in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. Sometimes the file is [[404'd]]. || [[HR:breakbeat.swf|Listen to the song]]<br/>[[HR:intro.html|View the intro that it comes from]]<br/>[[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
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| '''Techno''' ||  A sample loop from the email [[techno]], it was featured in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. This loop is also used in [[Main Page 4]]. || [[HR:money.swf|Listen to the song]]<br/>[[HR:sbemail45.html|View the email that it comes from]]<br/>[[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
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| '''Banjo''' || A music sample from an Easter egg in the email [[little questions]], it was featured in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || [[HR:banjo.swf|Listen to the song]]<br/>[[HR:sbemail43.html|View the email that it comes from]]<br/>[[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
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| '''Drum N' Bass''' || A loop from [[Everybody to the Limit]]; also used in [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || [[HR:drumnbass.swf|Listen to the song]]<br/>[[HR:fhqwhgads.html|View the toon that it comes from]]<br/>[[HR:dance.html|Play Dancin' Bubs]]
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== Images ==
Simple images (not in Flash) that are not linked to on the site.
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| [[Image:Calibos.gif|75px]] || '''Calibos''' || An image of Calibos. Probable reference material for Strong Sad in [[different town]]. || [[HR:calibos.gif|Calibos]]
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| [[Image:Dennises.gif|75px]] || '''Dennis''' || An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is [[Wikipedia:Dennis Hopper|Hopper]], [[Wikipedia:Denis Leary|Leary]], [[Wikipedia:Dennis Quaid|Quaid]], and [[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Franz]]. || [[HR:dennises.gif|Dennis]]
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| [[Image:Franzer.gif|75px]] || '''Dennis Franz''' || An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz. || [[HR:franzer.gif|Dennis Franz]]
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| [[Image:Joker.jpg|75px]] || '''Joker''' || A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. || [[HR:joker.jpg|Joker]]
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| [[Image:Polaris.gif|75px]] || '''Happily Derranged''' || Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Pete and Pete|The Adventures of Pete & Pete]]." A larger version of the image is found [http://members.tripod.com/~maytg_jedi/pp/pic/front.jpg here].|| [[HR:polaris.gif|Happily Derranged]]
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| [[Image:Coolbot.gif|100px]] || '''Coolbot''' || Appears to be a line drawing of the [[Visor Robot]]. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:coolbot.gif|Coolbot]]
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| [[Image:Cooltitle.gif|100px]]|| '''Cooltitle''' || A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:cooltitle.gif|Cooltitle]]
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| <center>[[Image:Homestarstamp.PNG]]</center> || '''Email Updates''' || Before [[The Brothers Chaps]] started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. || [[HR:updates.html|View the page]]
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| [[Image:Seriouslymacintosh.png|100px|Seriously]] || '''Seriously''' || Homestar Runner parody of the Macintosh Apple logo. Also used as a wallpaper in the wallpapers section of the site, linked to father down on this page. || [[HR:hrapple.swf|View Seriously]]
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| [[Image:Moreshirts.png|100px|More shirts]] || '''Shirts''' ||  Two unreleased shirts; A Waffle House parody shirt and a Jamaican Homestar shirt. || [[HR:waffleshirt.swf|View the shirts]]
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| [[Image:Cooleststuffeverdotcom.png|100px|The Coolest stuff ever]] || '''Coolest Stuff Ever Banner''' || A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com] '''does''' exist. || [[HR:coolest.html|View Coolest Stuff Ever]]
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| [[Image:Pom Pom Glossy.PNG|100px]] || '''Pom Pom Glossy''' || A cool [[Pom Pom]] picture. || [[HR:ppglossy.swf|View Pom Pom Glossy]]
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| [[Image:Glossy Strong Bad.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Glossy''' || A picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in [[2 years]]. || [[HR:sbglossy.swf|View Strong Bad Glossy]]
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| [[Image:Secret Marzipan Shirts.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan Shirts''' || [[Marzipan]] shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text ''*MARZIPAN*'' written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text ''click to change'', clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text: 
<blockquote>''Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.''</blockquote>
|| [[HR:marzyshirts.swf|View Marzipan Shirts]]
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| [[Image:HRBanners.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Banners and Link Graphics]]''' || No longer on site, simply some pictures that can be used on your site to link to H*R. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/banners/ Banners and Link Graphics page] (mirror).
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| [[Image:Secret Halloween Costumes.JPG|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || 35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff1.html|Ween Stuff]]
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| [[Image:Sbcostume10.jpeg|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff36.html|Ween Stuff]]
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==See also==
*[[Site Components]]

[[Category:Secret Pages]]
[[Category: Lists]]
[[Category:Downloads]]