Scroll Button Songs
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The Email Rap is the song that Strong Bad does on the Strong Bad Email menu page. The bottom rap is the first one, and they get more recent as the list progresses.
| Rap | Time Featured | Listen |
|---|---|---|
| Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em. Just the way I planned 'em. Everybody likes you, friend. (This is the current email rap.) | September 9, 2005 – Present | Listen |
| ...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. | June 6 – September 8, 2005 | No link. |
| Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? | November 29, 2004 – June 5, 2005 | Listen |
| S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! | November 8 – November 28, 2004 | Listen |
| Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah! | August 16 – November 7, 2004 | Listen |
| Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! | April 20 – August 15, 2004 | Listen |
| Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! | March 16 – April 19, 2004 | Listen |
| I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What. | January 19 – March 15, 2004 | Listen |
| The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. | November 25, 2003 – January 18, 2004 | Listen |
| Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! | September 15 – November 24, 2003 | Listen |
| Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! | August 4 – September 14, 2003 | Listen |
| COACH Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack! STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. | May 19 – August 3, 2003 | Listen |
| Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! | March 31 – May 18, 2003 | Listen |
| Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh. | January 20 – March 30, 2003 | Listen |
| Scroll-a boTOnes! | Unknown – January 19, 2003 | Listen |
| Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. | Unknown | No link. |
| 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. | September 9, 2002 – Unknown | No link. |
| Scroll buttons. What is UP? | Unknown – September 8, 2002 | No link. |
| Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? | July 8, 2002 – Unknown | Listen |
| Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together. | Unknown – June 25, 2002 | No link. |
| Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. | March 4, 2002 – Unknown | No link. |
You can find mirrors of the old raps here, here and here.
Fun Facts
Inside References
- The June 6 – September 8 2005 rap("...and that's why I like to scroll with scroll buttons") is one of Marzipan's attempts at a scroll button song in replacement, which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard."
- The rap duet between Coach Z and Strong Bad may be a reference to new hands in which Coach Z first performs "These peoples try to fade me."
Real World References
- In the 18th email rap, Strong Bad refers to Norman Rockwell, an early 20th century painter.
