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The '''Scroll Button Song''' (also referred to as '''raps''') is the song that [[Strong Bad]] does on the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom.
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! Song !! width="275" | Time Featured !! width="70" | Listen
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|Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em. Just the way I planned 'em. Everybody likes... you... friend. || September 12, 2005 &ndash; Present<br />''[[lady...ing]] onward'' || [[HR:sbemail.html|Listen]]
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|...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. || June 6 &ndash; September 11, 2005<br />''[[boring (really)]] &ndash; [[lady...ing]]'' ||  [http://www.strongfans.com/upload/thepaper/flash/sbemail_lappy.swf Listen]
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|Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? || November 29, 2004 &ndash; June 5, 2005<br />''[[animal]] &ndash; [[do over]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_firstlappy.html Listen]
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|S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! <br>
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<!--Attention editors that may think that "Norman" should be changed to "normal": Norman Rockwell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Rockwell) was an early 20th century American painter. Get it?  It's a play on words. See the talk page for details.--> || November 8 &ndash; November 28, 2004<br />''[[montage]] &ndash; [[virus]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemailnotnorman.html Listen]
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| Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!  || August 16 &ndash; November 7, 2004<br />''[[other days]] &ndash; [[extra plug]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail11-11-04.html Listen]
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|Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! || April 20 &ndash; August 15, 2004<br />''[[car]] &ndash; [[for kids]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemailtheweekafter100.html Listen]
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|Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! || March 16 &ndash; April 19, 2004<br />''[[flashback]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail3-24-04.html Listen]
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|I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'. || January 19 &ndash; March 15, 2004<br />''[[the bet]] &ndash; [[different town]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail3-17-04.html Listen]
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|The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. || November 25, 2003 &ndash; January 18, 2004<br />''[[colonization]] &ndash; [[video games]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail2-21-04.html Listen]
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|Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! || September 15 &ndash; November 24, 2003<br />''[[kids' book]] &ndash; [[local news]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail11-29-03.html Listen]
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|Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! || August 4 &ndash; September 14, 2003<br />''[[stunt double]] &ndash; [[kids' book]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail-9-14-03.html Listen]
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|'''COACH Z:''' And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!<br>'''STRONG BAD:''' Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. || May 19 &ndash; August 3, 2003<br />''[[mascot]] &ndash; [[stunt double]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail-last-of-updated-mondays.html Listen]
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|Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! || March 31 &ndash; May 18, 2003<br />''[[caper]] &ndash; [[crazy cartoon]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_firstheartattack.html Listen]
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|Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh. || January 20 &ndash; March 30, 2003<br />''[[marzipan]] &ndash; [[autobiography]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_scrollbuttons2.0.html Listen]
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|Scroll-a boTOnes! || ''Unknown'' &ndash; January 19, 2003<br />''Unknown &ndash; [[dragon]]'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_first386.html Listen]
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|Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. || ''Unknown''<br />''Unknown'' || ''No link.''
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|'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. || September 9, 2002 &ndash; ''Unknown''<br />''[[invisibility]] &ndash; Unknown'' || ''No link.''
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|Scroll buttons. What is UP? || ''Unknown'' &ndash; September 8, 2002<br />''Unknown &ndash; [[vacation]] (& [[sb_email 22]])'' || ''No link.''
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|Scroll buttons.. you guys okay?  || July 8, 2002 &ndash; ''Unknown''<br />''[[sisters]] &ndash; Unknown'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_youguysokay.html Listen]
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|Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together.  || ''Unknown'' &ndash; June 25, 2002<br />''Unknown &ndash; [[gimmicks]]'' || ''No link.''
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|Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.  || March 4, 2002 &ndash; ''Unknown''<br />''[[band names]] &ndash; Unknown'' || ''No link.''
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You can find mirrors of the old raps [http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/ here], [http://porplemontage.com/media/sbemail_raps/ here] and [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail.html here.]
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==Fun Facts==
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===Inside References===
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*The September 12, 2005 song refers to [[Random Toon|random.bat]], which was released simultaneously with the rap.
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*The June 6, 2005 song is one of [[Marzipan|Marzipan's]] attempts at a scroll button song in [[replacement]], which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard." [[The Brothers Chaps]] decided to use this as a scroll button song while they were [[replacement#Commentary_Transcript|recording the commentary]] for that email.
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*The rap duet between [[Coach Z]] and Strong Bad may be a reference to [[new hands]] in which Coach Z first performs "[[These peoples try to fade me]]."
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===Real World References===
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*In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to [[Wikipedia:Norman Rockwell|Norman Rockwell]], an early-20th-century painter.
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Revision as of 22:57, 11 November 2005

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