Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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DVD-style presentation of a scene deleted from the Strong Bad Email from work. Includes commentary from Coach Z and Strong Bad as well as a theatrical trailer, "storyboards" and three scenes deleted from the deleted scene.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner]]
Places: The Office
Date: Monday, April 30, 2007
Running Time: 1:15
Page Title: Deleted Scenes have Deleted Scenes?
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Transcripts
The DVD menu screen shows the wall of Strong Bad's cubicle. The title of the toon along with a doodle of Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a Post-it note at the center. The menu items are scraps of paper attached to the cubicle with thumbtacks. Clockwise from the top left they are "storyboards," "commentary," "deleted scenes #1 #2 #3," and "Theatrical Trailer." In the center is another scrap of paper labeled "Watch the scene!"
The Scene
{Open on Strong Bad typing on the Corpy NT6. The space whale chart from "from work" is on the screen}
STRONG BAD: All right, so where were we? {typing} 2% Crudules, 2% {unintelligible}...
{Vacuum cleaner noise drowns out Strong Bad. Cut to Coach Z vacuuming Strong Bad's cubicle. Strong Bad continues typing and mumbling unintelligibly under the vacuum}
COACH Z: {singing} Doe-da-doot doo. Doo. Da-doo-da-doooo.
{Strong Bad stops typing and Coach Z shuts off the vacuum.}
COACH Z: Hey dere salaried employee.
STRONG BAD: Auuugh. 'Sup, hourly Wage?
COACH Z: I couldn't help but notice you're checkin' one a yer emails dere. Boy do I have some good ideas for words ta type in an email.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, sorry, I'm not really takin' suggestions right now.
COACH Z: Aww, dat's too bad. Sure would be unfarchunate if yer boss found out you was checkin' yer Sbemails at work!
STRONG BAD: {exasperated} All right, all right! What do you want me to type?
COACH Z: Ooh, crap! {scratching his head} Okay, lessee...
{Coach Z spells out his word. As he says each letter, Strong Bad types it and it appears superimposed over the bottom of the frame.}
COACH Z: P... f... a... r... g... t... l? Is that a word?
STRONG BAD: {pronouncing each letter as he sounds it out} "Pfargtl?"
COACH Z: Yeah! Is that a word?
{Strong Bad hits his head on the keyboard, sending the superimposed letters flying.}
STRONG BAD: Does it sound like a word?
COACH Z: Well I dunno... I only know a few.
STRONG BAD: {looking up} Oh, dan... guh. Dang. Oh dang! I think some customer service rep just puked up her microwave lasagna! You'd better go sprinkle sawdust all over it.
COACH Z: This is what I live for!!!
{Coach Z runs off, dragging the vacuum cleaner after him}
Commentary
{Toon starts}
COACH Z: Ya know I just gotta say that workin' with Strong Bad here was a real privilege. This guy's a true consommé professional.
STRONG BAD: Aww, thanks, Coach Z. Working with you was a complete nightmare, and I almost jumped out of several different windows during the making of this scene.
COACH Z: Yeah, that was classic. Those windows was strong! They were real consommé pr--
STRONG BAD: {interrupting} All right, shut up. What kind of vacuum was that you were using there?
COACH Z: Oh that was the "Sook-a-Doox Five-Trousand."
STRONG BAD: The "Suk-a-Dux Five-Thousand."
COACH Z: Yup. Hottest market on the money!
STRONG BAD: Can I get a translator in here?
COACH Z: This part's my favorite. I got ta improvise! They said I could spell out anything I wanted as long as it was my favorite animal!
STRONG BAD: But Coach Z, you spelled out "Pfargtl!"
COACH Z: {excited} That's right! That's my favorite!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's not- that's not an animal.
COACH Z: Ah, go on... You didn't have a p-family pfargtl growin' up? We kept our out back by the hose!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, I betcha did. You know when I was a kid I always thought that the pile of puke covered in sawdust was way nastier than just the pile of puke.
COACH Z: Nat me. Sawdust makes everything delicious.
STRONG BAD: Auugh, that's it, I'm outta here!
Deleted Scenes
Deleted Scene #1
CAPTION: Deleted Scene #1: Originally Coach Z's "Doot-da-do-doo" line was all "Reet-da-dee-dee." Oops, I guess I ruined it for you. Oh, well. Watch it anyway.
{cut to Strong Bad's cubicle. Coach Z, Strong Bad, and the vacuum cleaner are there.}
COACH Z: {singing} A-reet-da-deet-dee. A-da-da-da-deeee!
Deleted Scene #2
CAPTION: Deleted Scene #2: An early draft of the screenplay called for Strong Bad to say, "4% budules," instead of "2% crudules." Oh crap. I ruined it again. Watch it anyway.
{cut to Strong Bad typing on the Corpy NT6. The Space Whale chart is on the screen.}
STRONG BAD: All right, so where were we? {typing} 4% budules...
Deleted Scene #3
CAPTION: Deleted Scene #3: I'm not gonna say a thing this time.
{cut to Strong Bad's cubicle. Homestar Runner is there with a poorly made, cottage cheese-filled mock-up of Strong Bad. The mock-up has a cardboard word balloon reading, "hello, i work hard, and am not stuffed with cottage cheese." The head of the mock-up slowly falls over.}}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey! What the pfargtl?!
Theatrical Trailer
{Open on a green screen that says the following:}
THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!
BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA
NARRATOR: A scene you were NEVER meant to see...
{While the narrator speaks, his words are displayed over the space whale with suspenseful type sounds in the background}
{Cut to Strong Bad tapping on his keyboard in slow motion}
{Cut back to the space whale}
NARRATOR: A meeting that should have NEVER have taken place...
COACH Z: Hey there salaried employee.
{Screen pans right then left as characters talk}
STRONG BAD: Sup, hourly wage?
{Cut back to the space whale}
NARRATOR: This Summer, watch the deleted scene that will have everyone asking...WTPF?
{As the narrator speaks Coach Z and Strong bad talking in the background, then Strong Bad mashes his head on keyboard}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What the pfargtl?
NARRATOR: Strong Bad Email 169:
the deleted scene
COACH Z: This is what I live for...
{Screen goes black with the following web address www.whatthepfargtl.egg at the bottom}
Easter Eggs
In the commentary, click on the vacuum cleaner's handle when Coach Z says "Suk-a-Dux 5000" to see an advert for the vacuum cleaner:
the
Suk-A-Dux
5000"HOTTEST MARKET ON
THE MONEY!"-COACH Z
Fun Facts
Explanations
Trivia
- ".egg" is not a real top-level domain, meaning that "www.whatthepfargtl.egg" cannot currently be registered. The domain whatthepfargtl.com has been registered by Harmless Junk, Inc. at the day this toon was released.
Remarks
- WTPF is an instance of swearing.
Inside References
- The entire toon is a self-parody of toons such as The King of Town DVD and In Search of the Yello Dello.
- The ratings screen at the start of the trailer is almost identical to the one at the start of In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer.
- The storyboards are presented in the style of a Dullard comic.
- The .egg in the URL at the end of the trailer is a reference to pom pom.
