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== Transcript (Computer Room) ==
== Transcript (Computer Room) ==
=== Tutorial Opening ===
=== Tutorial Opening ===
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''{Fade in to show Strong Bad walking to his computer room}''
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''{Fade in to show Strong Bad walking to his Computer Room}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Time to check the email. The email! The email! The email!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Time to check the email. The email! The email! The email!
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''{Strong Bad walks into the computer room. The Lappy appears to be missing, with a fingerprint where it usually sits.}   
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''{Strong Bad walks into the Computer Room. The Lappy appears to be missing, with a fingerprint where it usually sits.}   
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ominous music}'' Oh no! The Lappy is missing!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ominious music}'' Oh no! The Lappy is missing!
''{Strong Bad turns to the player}''
''{Strong Bad turns to the player}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the player}'' Hi folks. My name is Strong Bad. ''{Walks over to [[Le Restige]] and sits on it}'' You may remember ''me'' as Pretty Much the Coolest Guy or Sandwich Ever '98, or the fellow what stole your girlfriend. Welcome to the required-by-video-game-law tutorial portion of my awesome video game. ''{ominous music}'' It seems as though someone has stolen my state of the art laptop computer, and ''you'', yes you, need to help me find out who. ''{Jumps off chair}'' Okay, let's take a look around my computer room.
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:'''STRONG BAD:'''''{To player}'' Hi folks. My name is Strong Bad. ''{Walks over to [[Le Restige]] and sits on it}'' You may remember ''me'' as Pretty Much the Coolest Guy or Sandwich Ever '98, or the fellow what stole your girlfriend. Welcome to the required by video game law tutorial portion of my awesome video game. ''{ominous music}'' It seems as though someone has stolen my state of the art laptop computer, and ''you'', yes you, need to help me find out who. ''{Jumps off chair}'' Okay, let's take a look around my computer room. ''{depending on the system being played on, the next line changes}'' Move your cursor around various items of interest in the room and click the left mouse button./Point at the various items of interest in the room with your Wii Remote and press the A button. I'll check them out as you do.
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:*''{if played on PC}'' Move your cursor around various items of interest in the room and click the left mouse button.
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:*''{if played on Wii}'' Point at the various items of interest in the room with your Wii Remote and press the A button.
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:*''{if played on PS3}'' Highlight various items of interest in the room by pressing the L1 or R1 buttons, then press X to confirm that "yes, I do want to check out, pick up, or otherwise perform random acts of violence upon this item."
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:I'll check them out as you do.
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=== Computer disks ===
=== Computer disks ===
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=== Magnifying glass ===
=== Magnifying glass ===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally stole this from my nerdy little brother Strong Sad. Man, that guy is such a whiny baby. He's probably crying over losing it right now. ''{to player}'' Okay, this is an item that I am going to keep. That means that it's going into my "inventory", or "collection of surprisingly useful useless crap".
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally stole this from my nerdy little brother Strong Sad. Man, that guy is such a whiny baby. He's probably crying over losing it right now. ''{to player}'' Okay, this is an item that I am going to keep. That means that it's going into my "inventory", or "collection of surprising useful useless crap". To see the stuff in my inventory, just click on the inventory icon in the upper left of the screen. It's the one that's blinking, but don't think about using it until I'm done talking! What, were you raised in a click-on-stuff-while-cool-people-are-still-talking barn? Anyway, when the inventory is open, click the magnifying glass icon. Your cursor, formerly a dot, will become the magnifying glass. Then just point and click on things you want to use the magnifying glass on. It's, like, super easy, man.
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* ''{if played on PC}'' To see the stuff in my inventory, just click on the inventory icon in the Upper Left of the screen.
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* ''{if played on Wii}'' To see the stuff in my inventory, just point at the inventory icon in the Upper Left of the screen and press the A button.
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* ''{if played on PS3}'' To see the stuff in my inventory, just press the Square button on your controller.
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:{{short hr}}
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* ''{if played on PC or Wii}'' It's the one that's blinking. But don't think about using it until I'm done talking. What, were you raised in a click-on-stuff-while-cool-people-are-still-talking barn? Anyway, when the inventory is open, select the magnifying glass icon. Your cursor, formerly a dot, will become the magnifying glass. Then just point and click on things you want to use the magnifying glass on.
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* ''{if played on PS3}'' But don't think about using it until I'm done talking.  What, were you raised in a do-stuff-while-cool-people-are-still-talking barn? Then just cycle through things you want to use the magnifying glass on by pressing the L1 and R1 buttons and then press the X button.
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It's, like, super easy, man.
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=== Magnifying glass → Missing Lappy ===
=== Magnifying glass → Missing Lappy ===
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, get outta here!  I'm trying to get ready for the 19th century Scotland Yard LARP festival, and I can't find my authentic Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, get outta here!  I'm trying to get ready for the 19th century Scotland Yard LARP festival, and I can't find my authentic Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That whiney sack of gray dump over there is Strong Sad.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That whiney sack of gray dump over there is Strong Sad. Clicking on him means you want me to talk to him. You'll see a bunch of stuff appear over my head. They represent topics I can talk about. Let's try talking to him about his own miserable self first.
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* ''{if played on PC}'' Clicking on him means you want me to talk to him.
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* ''{if played on Wii}'' If you want me to talk to him, point at him with the Wii Remote and press the A button.
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* ''{if played on PS3}'' If you want me to talk to him, use your trusty L1 and R1 buttons to select him, then, you guessed it ... press that X button!
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You'll see a bunch of stuff appear over my head. They represent topics I can talk about. Let's try talking to him about his own miserable self first.
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=== Strong Sad ===
=== Strong Sad ===
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' Click on the picture of Strong Sad's ugly face in the bubble above my head.
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* ''{if played on PC}'' Click on the picture of Strong Sad's ugly face in the bubble above my head.
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* ''{if played on Wii}'' Point at the picture of Strong Sad's ugly face in the bubble above my head and press the A button.
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* ''{if played on PS3}'' Select the picture of Strong Sad's ugly face in the bubble above my head, and press X.
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=== Strong Sad → Strong Sad ===
=== Strong Sad → Strong Sad ===
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Thank you! ''{monotonously}'' I pawned your Lappy to Bubs so I could afford — do I have to say it? — ''{dejected}'' foot replacement surgery.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Thank you! ''{monotonously}'' I pawned your Lappy to Bubs so I could afford — do I have to say it? — ''{dejected}'' foot replacement surgery.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you sure need it, pal, but that's no reason to steal someone else's expensive high tech electronic styles! I need to get to Bubs'!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you sure need it pal, but that's no reason to steal someone else's expensive high tech electronic styles! I need to get to Bubs'!
:'''Continue if playing any episode other than [[Strong Badia The Free]]'''
:'''Continue if playing any episode other than [[Strong Badia The Free]]'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' This is my map. It's what I use to get from point A to place B.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' This is my map. It's what I use to get from point A to place B. You can access this map at any time by clicking the map icon in the top left part of the screen.
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::: ''{if played on PC}'' You can access this map at any time by clicking the Map icon in the top left part of the screen.
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::: ''{if played on Wii}'' To access this map at any time during the game, point at the Map icon in the top left part of the screen with your Wii Remote and mash the A button.
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::: ''{if played on PS3}'' You can access this map at any time by pressing the Triangle button. Actually, it's a round button, but it has a picture of a triangle on it. You get the idea.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, okay... my map is looking a little... undernourished. I need to throw Bubs' Concession stand up here somewheres. As I discover wondrous new places, I will add them to my map.
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::'''STRONG BAD:'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, okay... my map is looking a little... undernourished.  I need to throw Bubs' Concession stand up here somewheres. As I discover wondrous new places, I will add them to my map.
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* ''{if played on PC}'' Simply point to a location and click it to travel there.
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* ''{if played on Wii}'' To travel to another location, point at it with the Wii Remote and mash A.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Simply point to a location and click it to travel there. Give it a try!
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* ''{if played on PS3}'' Simply select a location and press the ol' X button to travel there.
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Give it a try!
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=== Strong Sad → Cancel ===
=== Strong Sad → Cancel ===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Never mind.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nevermind.
== Transcript (Bubs' Concession Stand)==
== Transcript (Bubs' Concession Stand)==
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{flatly}'' Hi Strong Bad. I'm feeling so sad today that I think I am just gonna close up and go home.
:'''BUBS:''' ''{flatly}'' Hi Strong Bad. I'm feeling so sad today that I think I am just gonna close up and go home.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unemotionally}'' No, Bubs, wait! I need the Lappy! ''{to audience; normally}'' If I want this guy to cooperate, I'd better change his mood! There are usually a variety of ways to change people's moods. You'll figure this out as you go. Generally I find kissing up or breaking their stuff usually gets the desired response. In this case, go ahead and give ol' blue head a compliment to cheer him up.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unemotionlly}'' No Bubs, wait! I need the Lappy!''{to audience; normally}'' If I want this guy to cooperate, I'd better change his mood! There are usually a variety of ways to change people's moods. You'll figure this out as you go. Generally I find kissing up or breaking their stuff usually gets the desired response. In this case, go ahead and give ol' blue head a compliment to cheer him up.
===Bubs → Bubs → Devil===
===Bubs → Bubs → Devil===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, Bubs, you sure have gotten fat!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow Bubs, you sure have gotten fat!
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:'''BUBS:''' No, I haven't. I'm just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under my shirt!
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:'''BUBS:''' No I haven't, I'm just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under my shirt!
===Bubs → Bubs → Angel===
===Bubs → Bubs → Angel===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cheer up, Bubs, at least you're not on fire!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cheer up Bubs, at least you're not on fire!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{cross}'' That's the best compliment you could come up with?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{cross}'' That's the best compliment you could come up with?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Just stick to the script!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Just stick to the script!
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{monotone}'' Thanks, muscular Strong Bad. I feel much better.
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{monotone}'' Thanks muscular Strong Bad. I feel much better.
===Bubs → Lappy (before compliment)===
===Bubs → Lappy (before compliment)===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs, have you seen my Lappy around here?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, have you seen my Lappy around here?
:'''BUBS:''' I don't know, Strong Bad. Apparently I'm too sad to look around for it. Maybe if I were in a better mood.
:'''BUBS:''' I don't know, Strong Bad. Apparently I'm too sad to look around for it. Maybe if I were in a better mood.
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:'''BUBS:''' He sure did. He tried to pawn it to get money for some kind of foot replacement surgery, but I know how much pirated software you've got on there, so I kept it for you. ''{Holds out the Lappy}''
:'''BUBS:''' He sure did. He tried to pawn it to get money for some kind of foot replacement surgery, but I know how much pirated software you've got on there, so I kept it for you. ''{Holds out the Lappy}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lucky you did, or both you and Strong Sad would be in for a world of hurtings from me! The awesome one! The Strong Bad! ''{facetiously}'' All right! I got my Lappy back! ''{takes the Lappy; to audience}'' So there you go, folks, ''{starts walking away as the camera follows him}'' that should be everything you need to know to play this best game ever. Now get out there and have some fun at the expense of others. And don't make me look bad! ''{Stops walking}'' Er, good— Don't make me look good. ''{Walks offscreen}'' I got a bad reputation to uphold.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lucky you did, or both you and Strong Sad would be in for a world of hurtings from me! The awesome one! The Strong Bad! ''{facetiously}'' All right! I got my Lappy back! ''{takes the Lappy; to audience}'' So there you go folks, ''{starts walking away as the camera follows him}'' that should be everything you need to know to play this best game ever. Now get out there and have some fun at the expense of others. And don't make me look bad! ''{Stops walking}'' Er, good— Don't make me look good. ''{Walks offscreen}'' I got a bad reputation to uphold.
''{The camera pans back over to Bubs}''
''{The camera pans back over to Bubs}''
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*During the tutorial in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], Strong Bad wears his Dangeresque glasses throughout, and the mouse-over text for him reads "Dangeresque". The disk box and rave switch are not selectable, and the map explanation uses that game's version of the map design and location placement animation (but still uses the original version of the Bubs' stand icon).
*During the tutorial in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], Strong Bad wears his Dangeresque glasses throughout, and the mouse-over text for him reads "Dangeresque". The disk box and rave switch are not selectable, and the map explanation uses that game's version of the map design and location placement animation (but still uses the original version of the Bubs' stand icon).
*The poster on Strong Sad's wall is a [[sloshy]] poster in episodes 1, 2, and 5, and a [[West Is Lip]] poster in episodes 3 and 4.
*The poster on Strong Sad's wall is a [[sloshy]] poster in episodes 1, 2, and 5, and a [[West Is Lip]] poster in episodes 3 and 4.
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