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The subject of this article is not to be confused with the free SBCG4AP demo Telltale Games puts up for download.
Strong Bad unveils a demo of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.
Cast: (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
Places: The Field
Description
The game is played by using the arrow keys. By getting close to certain objects, a message will pop up. The game is not made very well; the engine is very, very simple and Strong Bad often gets stuck. The graphics are also very crude, with some white areas around them. The words "Coming Summer 2008!" and "You love it" occassionally scroll across the top of the screen.
Messages
- Beginning of Game: "SBCG4AP TECH DEMO MOVE STRONG BAD AROUND WITH THE ARROW KEYS. SEND CASH TO MAKE BETTER. CLICK TO START"
- Coming in contact with regular Homestar: "OH I'M TOTALLY BEATING HOMESTAR RUNNER UP! *GOOD ANIMATION* *3 MINUTE CUTSCENE* *REPLAY VALUE*"
- Coming in contact with mustached Homestar: {see Easter egg}
- Coming in contact with left fence: "I'D LIKE TO PICKET THIS STUPID FENCE! NO MORE FENCE! DOWN WITH FENCE! FOUR MORE YEARS! UNION SI!"
- Coming in contact with right fence: "NOW THIS FENCE I LIKE! THIS IS THE KINDA FENCE A GUY CAN GET BEHIND. (DON'T TRY TO GET BEHIND IT)"
- Coming in contact with bottom left part of bush: "WHOA! THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY COOL IN THIS BUSH! I WISH YOU COULD SEE IT. IT'S AT LEAST 32 BIT!"
Easter Eggs
- Clicking the bush in the lower left hand corner will turn Homestar into a mustached Frenchman. If Strong Bad walks up to him, "WHAT'S UP STACHE FRENCHMAN? YOU WIN!" will appear onscreen.
Fun Facts
- In addition to the bush Easter egg, there are two additional clickable areas: one on Strong Bad's mouth as he moves, and another in upper left corner. Clicking on either of these places will not cause anything to happen.
- If decompiled, some of the game sprites from the second games menu are visible.
External Links
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
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Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
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Promotional Media |
Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game, Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD, Interviews
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All Episodes |
Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
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Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner |
Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad
Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field
Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire
Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown
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Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free |
Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions
Various: Countries, Homsartifacts
Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer
Songs: Justice Combo Meal
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Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands |
Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Various: Bands
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com
Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs
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Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective |
Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe
Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun
Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site
Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite
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Episode 5: 8-Bit is Enough |
Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon
Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry
Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw
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