SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Almost. ''{swaying his hips}'' Check it out! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Almost. ''{swaying his hips}'' Check it out! | ||
- | ''{He starts waving the remote as clips from the game are shown. Clips include Strong Bad playing a boxing arcade game, | + | ''{He starts waving the remote as clips from the game are shown. Clips include Strong Bad playing a boxing arcade game, checking emails, and kicking The Cheat into the washing machine.}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooo. What game is that? The candy bar game? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooo. What game is that? The candy bar game? |
Revision as of 14:12, 14 April 2008
- This article is about the gameplay trailer for Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. The article about the advertisement for the game has a similar title.
The gameplay trailer for Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Coach Z
Places: Strong Bad's Basement
Date: Thursday, April 10, 2008
Running Time: 2:00
Contents |
Transcript
{As an arrangement of the Old Intro music plays, the screen reads "Telltale Games presents: An all-new cool game for attractive people." Static appears. Cut to Homestar, wearing a brown wig, shaking a TV remote around in Strong Bad's basement. Throughout the entire trailer, the characters speak haltingly and with little enthusiasm, as bad actors.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw man, this dang ol' remote control can only change the channels and make everybody speak Spanish.
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Why not try this one?
{Cut to the entrance of the basement where Strong Bad is seen wearing a blond wig and holding a Wii remote. The Cheat appears next to him}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's that? {Strong Bad walks over to him. The Cheat jumps onto the couch} A futuristic candy bar?
STRONG BAD: Almost. {swaying his hips} Check it out!
{He starts waving the remote as clips from the game are shown. Clips include Strong Bad playing a boxing arcade game, checking emails, and kicking The Cheat into the washing machine.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oooo. What game is that? The candy bar game?
{Cut back to the basement.}
STRONG BAD: It's "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People"! {Close-up on Strong Bad} But you can play too!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Voice over more clips from the game} But Strong Bad, this game seems to have all the cool characters from "homestarrunner.com".
{Cut back to Strong Bad in the basement}
STRONG BAD: That's right. And even the lames ones.
{Cut to a clip from the game where Coach Z is in the locker room}
COACH Z: {crying} Go-go away!
{Cut back to the basement.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {waving the remote around} I'm pointing, I'm clicking. It's like an adventure. {Crickets start chirping}
{Cut to clips of the game where Strong Bad runs through various locations}
STRONG BAD: {Voice-over} You'll go to all the cool places we go in the cartoons -
{Cut back to the basement. Close-up on Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: - in five totally awesome monthly episodes! {Jumps in the air}
{Close-up on Homestar}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Five episodes? Where do I buy them ats?
{Cut to Strong Bad walking into the computer room. The Cheat appears under the table}
STRONG BAD: That's the best part, Hom...star. {Placing his hands on his hips} It's WiiWare!
{Cut to a crudely-drawn version of the Wii menu. Homestar pops up in front of it.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: WiiWare!
{Cut back to the computer room}
STRONG BAD: So you download them over your internet-style connection!
{Close up on Homestar}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Get out of town! What are we waiting for?
{Close up on Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: June of 2008!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I got so excited, I forgot everything you just said!
{Cut to Strong Bad in front of the blue area from the beginning}
STRONG BAD: "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People!"
{Cut to Homestar, standing in front of the same background as the intro screen from the website}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Featuring Homestar Runner!
{Cut to The Cheat in front of a green background with "the cheat" written on it.}
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
{Cut to the three of them standing in the blue background where the game's logo appears on the left.}
STRONG BAD: Shut up. Five adventure-packed action-sodes. Available this summer. Only on WiiWare.
{A red box reading "and on PC" is slapped on the logo. A chomping noise is heard. Cut back to Homestar sitting on the couch tossing a bitten Wii remote aside.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, Strong Bad. I think we're gonna need more candy bars.
Fun Facts
Inside References
- Homestar's pronunciation of "WiiWare" is similar to that of his pronunciation of "Email" on the Main Pages.
- Homestar biting the Wii remote is another instance of Eating Non-Food Items.
- Strong Bad mentions his "internet-style connection".
- Strong Bad called Homestar "Homstar", a reference to calling Homsar Homestar and vice versa.
- During gameplay footage Strong Bad throws a box of Temporarios at Strong Sad.
- The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "P.Quest".
- During the clips of Strong Bad running through various locations, the background music is an arrangement of the music in Senor Mortgage.
- When Homestar and Strong Bad are in the computer room, the e-mail on the screen seems to be the same one from the advertisement.
Goofs
- Coach Z's eyes are much brighter than in the ad for this game, almost impossible to see on bright computers
Real World References
- The graphics on the boxing arcade game that Strong Bad plays (Snake Boxer V) strongly resemble the graphics on Boxing for the Atari 2600.
External Links
- View the Flash file for the gameplay trailer for Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
- Watch the gameplay trailer for Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People on YouTube