Rhinestone Jazzler

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Not just a stapler!

Rhinestone Jazzler is a product used by Marzipan. It was first mentioned by Homestar Runner in Hremail 62, and seen in an Easter egg in the same toon. Homestar was once "supreme emperor" of Marzipan's Rhinestone Jazzler, and he used it to make a star. It has a ScarfGirl logo on the box and a picture of a stapler. The front of the box claims that it's "*Not just a stapler!", while the side of the box says, "Umm... well, maybe it's sort of a stapler :p".


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