Editing Rap Song

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[[Image:Rapsong screen.png‎|thumb|220px|"I said ''accidentally'' featuring Peacey P!"]]
 
The Cheat is working on a music video starring Coach Z and accidentally featuring Peacey P.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Peacey P}}, [[Tenerence Love]], {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, November 12, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:40

'''Page Title:''' [[Crample-O Stow Records]] Present!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a close-up of a washing machine with clothes tumbling inside. The washing machine has the word "Warsh" on it. Zoom out to a view of Coach Z in a laundromat, standing next to the washing machines and a basket of clothes.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{Powered by The Cheat voice}'' Can I borrow some detergent from you, please? 

''{Peacey P comes over in spinning 2-dimensional form with a basket of clothes, mumbling incoherently.}'' 

'''COACH Z:''' Say, wait! Look, it's the rapping man, come to do his landry! I was supposed to ask, can you record ''{said as RECK-erd}'' on my new ablum<!--sic-->? 

'''PEACEY P:''' ''{mumbling while bouncing, his body bounces away to the right while his head floats where it is, then his body slowly slides back in line with his head.}''

'''COACH Z:''' I can understand well that's the yes! Hit it one-two go rap song!

''{Cut to a close-up of a boombox, with a tape in it labeled "Mick's Tape". Hip-hop music starts playing. The credits appear:}''

<blockquote>Coach Z and Peacey P featuring Peacey P/<br>
featuring Tenerence Love/ feauring<!--sic--> Peacey P<br>
"Rap Song"<br>
The Lyricbolical Coach Z<br>
Crample-O Stow Records</blockquote>

'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping in normal voice}'' Coach Z, R-A-P,<br>
Accidentally featuring Peacey P.

'''PEACEY P:''' ''{rapping in normal voice}'' You biscuithead, you ain't featurin' me!

'''COACH Z:''' I said ''accidentally'' featuring Peacey P!<br>

I'm the lyricbolical Coach-Z,<br>
I like my ointments topical most-ly,<br>
And if you got the itchy toes, then come see me,<br>
I got a rap song, featuring Peacey P!

'''PEACEY P:''' My name is P, comma, Peace-ay,<br>
I likes to eat my bacon all grease-ay,<br>
I'm the best guest rapper in the music biz,<br>
I ain't even know whose song this is!<br>

'''COACH Z:''' ''{speaking}'' It's mine! I thought I made that abundantly clear! Here comes the hook!

'''COACH Z AND PEACEY P:''' ''{rapping}'' R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,<br>
Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,<br>
Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!

'''PEACEY P:''' Much money, mo' money, cash money, drop!

'''COACH Z:''' I'm the rhyme janitor wringin' out my mop!

'''PEACEY P:''' Stop, fool, you're crampin' my style!

'''COACH Z:''' I'll sprinkle wack MCs with my sawdust pile!

'''PEACEY P:''' Listen up straight, y'all biscuitheads,<br>
I'd like a piece o' dry toast wit' two scrambled eggs!<br>
Order o' hash browns, make 'em extra crisps,<br>
A glass o' orange juice an' a bowl o' cheese grits!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{speaking}'' Oh, dag! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!

'''COACH Z AND PEACEY P:''' R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,<br>
Yes, y'all, and we don't flake,<br>

'''COACH Z:''' Here comes Tenerence Love with an R&B break!

'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' My name is Tenerence Love,<br>
Plus my name is Tenerence Love,<br>
Divided by my name is Tenerence Love,<br>
Equals my name is Tenaaay-erence Love!<br>
Remainder three!

'''COACH Z AND PEACEY P:''' R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,<br>
Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,<br>
Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!

'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' ''{singing backup}'' Tenerence Love is on a rap song...<br>
...And I'll soon have a rap song...

'''COACH Z AND PEACEY P:''' ''{simultaneously, singing like they're dizzy}'' R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,<br>
Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,<br>
Coach Z, Peacey P.

''{The music and cartoon stop. Zoom out to a view of Coach Z and The Cheat in front of The Cheat's computer.}''

'''COACH Z:''' The Chort, that was amazing! It's gonna rocket straight to the bottom of the BET charts! 

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, your payment. How's about a nice slice of chin strap pizza? ''{holds up a pizza slice that has a chin strap on it}''

''{The Cheat sinks out of view turning a little green, making sick-sounding The Cheat noises.}''

''{Cut to the boombox again. The level readout display is shaped into the word "END"}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"Mick's Tape" is an intentional misspelling of "[[Wikipedia:Mixtape#Mixtapes in hip hop|mixtape]]", an informally released hiphop album consisting of one or more MCs' work, usually for promotional purposes.
*"Itchy toes" refers to [[Wikipedia:Athlete's Foot|Athlete's foot]], a fungal disease Coach Z implied he had in [[labor day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Contemporary R&B|R&B]] breaks, which involve soulfully sung lyrics rather than rap, are featured in many modern hip hop songs.
*Topical means applied externally on the body. Most ointments have labels reading "for external use only".
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===Trivia===
[[File:loadry.png|150px|thumb|The loadry screen.]]
*This is the first complete Powered By The Cheat toon since [[New Boots]] in April of 2004. This closes what was then the biggest gap ever in between a type of toon; it has since been surpassed by the over-five-year gap between [[Crystal Fortress]] and [[Fish Eye Lens]], also Powered by The Cheat, which has itself been surpassed several times.
*The [[Irregular Loading Screens|loading screen]] reads "Loadry".
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] mentioned making a rap duet with Coach Z and Peacey P in an [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|interview on the Late Nite JengaJam]].
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "The Cheat makes a video for Coach Z's Rap Song accidentally featuring Peacey P."
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===Remarks===
*"Lyricbolical" and "Loadry" are [[portmanteaus]].
*Coach Z's mop bucket has "JAN8OR" written on it, another example of [[Internet Slang]].
*The symbol on Peacey P's jersey sometimes resembles the symbol for [[Wikipedia:Mercedes-Benz|Mercedes-Benz]], which is similar to the symbol for peace. Other times it is the whole peace symbol.
*This is the website's first full-length Powered by The Cheat toon not to include any [[Powered by The Cheat Cameo Appearances|cameo appearances by The Cheat]].
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===Goofs===
*In the intro credits, "featuring" is misspelled once as "feauring".
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===Inside References===
*Tenerence Love was first mentioned in a [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] Easter egg as one of the guest stars on Peacey P's album ''Deliberance''.
**"Coach Z and Peacey P featuring Peacey P/featuring Tenerence Love/feauring<!--sic--> Peacey P" is also a reference to Teen Girl Squad Issue 13, in which Peacey P is featured as a "guest star on [his] own album".
*Coach Z paying The Cheat in chin strap [[pizza]] echoes [[Strong Bad]] offering to buy The Cheat a pizza after completing [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*"Wash" was previously spelled as "warsh" in [[original]], and as "worsh" in [[20X6 vs. 1936]].
*Coach Z's mention of a sawdust pile refers to [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]].
*MiCK'S TAPE is another instance of [[lowercase i's]].
*Coach Z claims he likes his "[[ointment]]s topical, mostly".
*When The Cheat's computer is shown, one of the menu bar items is [[Style]].
*[[Eggs]] and [[bacon]] are featured.
*The [[page title]] of this toon, and the name of the restaurant "Waffle-O Stow" refer to Peacey P's record company, [[Crample-O Stow Records]], who released this song.
**In addition, the appearance of the "Waffle-O Stow" in the toon is similar to a [[Waffle House]].
*The tattoo needle draws [[blood]].
*[[Tenerence Love]] wears and rides a [[doughnut]].
*Peacey P's saying of the word "cash money" may be a reference to [[Strong Bad's character video]], which includes a wooden prop of a money bag reading "Cash Money", and the email [[lackey]], where a sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] states that [[Bubs]] accepts cash, money, and cash money.

===Real-World References===
*The blue backdrop in the "Itchy Tōz" scene is based on the backdrop used in the notorious commercials for [[Wikipedia:HeadOn|HeadOn]], a topical headache relief product.
*[[Wikipedia:Black Entertainment Television|BET]] is a cable station aimed at the African-American demographic, which frequently shows rap videos.
*On the notepad where Peacey P's order is written, "crisp" is spelled as "crips"; the [[Wikipedia:Crips|Crips]] are a large gang founded in [[Wikipedia:Los Angeles, California|Los Angeles]]. Several rap and hip-hop artists are [[Wikipedia:Crips#Entertainers with Crip affiliations|affiliated]] with the Crips.
*The anthropomorphic fried egg which chases the bacon, and also appears (holding a pistol) in silhouette at the end of the video, is wearing a bandit mask, and closely resembles one of the enemy characters from the early '80s arcade game "[[Wikipedia:BurgerTime|BurgerTime]]".
*''The Lyricbolical Coach Z'' is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Biz Markie|Biz Markie]], whose best selling album ''The Biz Never Sleeps'' is sometimes mistakenly called "The Diabolical Biz Markie" due to the album art.
*"Cash Money" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cash Money Records|Cash Money Records]], which specializes in rap artists.
*"Mo' Money" is a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:Mo Money Mo Problems|Mo Money Mo Problems]] by Notorious B.I.G, and maybe the Waynes Brothers movie ''[[Wikipedia:Mo' Money|Mo' Money]]''.

===Fast Forward===
*This toon features a [[Fish Eye Lens|fisheye lens]] effect.

==See Also==
*The [[Rap Song Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the music video.

==External Links==
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*[[Mirror:rapsong.mp3|download the Rap Song]]

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