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The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.
Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.
On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.

Contents

Quotes

Date  Download  Head Quote Source
10000 27 Aug 2009 download Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere." On Break outtake
10001 7 Aug 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here! There's no more time for expectasche, it's here! IT'S HERE!" Compy Catalog extended take
1000230 Jul 2009 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!" Quote of the Week exclusive
1000323 Jul 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Lil' Strong Sad: "Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!" imaginary outtake
1000409 Jul 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Teenage Homestar Runner: "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?" highschool
1000525 Jun 2009 download (mirror) StinkomanStinkoman Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize) Quote of the Week exclusive
1000604 Jun 2009 download (mirror) D n' D GregD n' D Greg D n' D Greg: "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back." Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 outtake
1000710 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues} Donut Unto Others extended take
1000802 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days." Kick-A-Ball extended take
1000926 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then." Kick-A-Ball outtake
1001012 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack." Unknown
1001105 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!" Unknown
10012 26 Feb 2009 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!" Date Nite
1001319 Feb 2009 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader {A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake
1001412 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat." Best Caper Ever outtake
1001505 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1001629 Jan 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper." Hremail 62 blooper
1001711 Dec 2008 download (mirror) Schenkel McDooSchenkel McDoo Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".} Trudgemank
1001820 Nov 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap." Most in the Graveyard outtake
100196 Nov 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!" Most in the Graveyard outtake
1002016 Oct 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!" email thunder outtake
1002126 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song} alternate universe
1002218 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!" hygiene outtake
1002311 Sept 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!" Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper
1002404 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".} Happy Dethemberween outtake
1002528 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" Senorial Day outtake
1002614 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" magic trick outtake
1002707 Aug 2008 download (mirror) GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" The Next Epi-Snowed
1002831 Jul 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" your edge
1002910 Jul 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! The Baloneyman outtake
1003026 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." Trogday 08 Easter egg
1003119 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." Somber Vacation Easter egg
1003205 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." love poems
1003322 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" 4 branches
1003416 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
100358 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" Date Nite
100362 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1003724 Apr 2008 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "I rule the school!" Revenge of the King
1003817 Apr 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" rated
1003929 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1004020 Mar 2008 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!" Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
1004113 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!" Blubb-O's Commercial
1004207 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Schenkel McDooSchenkel McDoo Schenkel McDoo: "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!" buried
1004328 Feb 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!" licensed
1004414 Feb 2008 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
1004507 Feb 2008 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!" Unknown
1004631 Jan 2008 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?" fan club
1004724 Jan 2008 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Gel-arshie: "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school." winter pool
1004817 Jan 2008 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!" environment
1004910 Jan 2008 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...{Missy briefly laughs and inhales} {I'm pretty sure} that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand." Fall Float Parade blooper
1005013 Dec 2007 download (mirror) DJ Teh CheatDJ Teh Cheat Singers: "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" {entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) {quickly} Have another round! (Don't.)"} nightlife
1005106 Dec 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Ohh! And you think Poodonkis did it." Jibblies 2 outtake
1005229 Nov 2007 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." {entire "Rap Song"} Rap Song
1005315 Nov 2007 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!" Unknown
1005401 Nov 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" {Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly} Jibblies 2 outtake
1005525 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!" haircut
1005625 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips A-Plenty
1005718 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that." business trip (first sentence an outtake)
1005812 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!" web comics
1005904 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly} slumber party outtake
1006027 Sept 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?" caffeine outtake
1006120 Sept 2007 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!" mini-golf
1006213 Sept 2007 download (mirror) The Sad KidsThe Sad Kids The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry." Unknown
1006306 Sept 2007 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony." original
1006430 Aug 2007 download (mirror) sloshysloshy sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song} concert extended song
1006523 Aug 2007 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it." concert outtake
1006616 Aug 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."} mini-golf outtake
1006709 Aug 2007 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!" Ever and More! outtake
1006821 Jun 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So." Teen Girl Squad Issue 13
1006914 Jun 2007 download (mirror) That Ugly OneThat Ugly One The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook)
1007007 Jun 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?" Date Nite
1007124 May 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!" Field Day Intro
1007217 May 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert." Homestarloween Party extended clip
1007311 May 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?" caffeine
1007403 May 2007 download (mirror) StinkomanStinkoman Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding." Under Construction outtake
1007526 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!" Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk
1007619 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!" rough copy (second phrase an outtake)
1007712 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Blue Laser CommanderBlue Laser Commander Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!" An Important Rap Song outtake
1007805 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Drive-Thru WhaleDrive-Thru Whale Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day." Drive-Thru
1007922 Mar 2007 download (mirror) TaranchulaTaranchula Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song} your funeral
1008015 Mar 2007 download (mirror) GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake
1008108 Mar 2007 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith." KOT's VOQPCS!
1008201 Mar 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!" the movies
1008322 Feb 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down! theme song
1008415 Feb 2007 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..." Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
1008508 Feb 2007 download (mirror) King Bubsgonzola SupremeKing Bubsgonzola Supreme Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme" unnatural
1008601 Feb 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Word booty!" looking old
1008718 Jan 2007 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"} caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover
1008811 Jan 2007 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!" the chair multiple takes
1008921 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song} Decemberween Short Shorts
1009014 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?" what I want blooper
1009107 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away." the chair outtake
1009230 Nov 2006 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936
1009317 Nov 2006 download (mirror) Videlectrix GuysVidelectrix Guys Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"} Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg
1009409 Nov 2006 download (mirror) What's Her FaceWhat's Her Face What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
1009503 Nov 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." Happy Hallow-day music from Marzipan's song with lyrics
1009627 Oct 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade." Fall Float Parade outtake
1009720 Oct 2006 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!" retirement
1009812 Oct 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"} isp
1009925 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." A Decemberween Pageant
1010018 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins." Where's The Cheat?
1010107 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Melt ShakeMelt Shake Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!" road trip
1010231 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Blue Laser CommanderBlue Laser Commander Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!" Unknown
1010318 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane" theme song email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email
1010411 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
1010503 Aug 2006 download (mirror) What's Her FaceWhat's Her Face What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
1010627 Jul 2006 download (mirror) Lazor LarryLazor Larry Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song} Summer Short Shorts
1010720 Jul 2006 download (mirror) Science Fiction GregScience Fiction Greg Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
1010813 Jul 2006 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!" senior prom outtake
1010906 Jul 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me." Weclome Back outtake
1011029 Jun 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." portrait outtake
1011118 May 2006 download (mirror) Small Mouth Strong MadSmall Mouth Strong Mad Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" isp outtake
1011211 May 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" senior prom outtake
1011304 May 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" senior prom outtake
1011427 Apr 2006 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end} Unknown
1011506 Apr 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle} candy product
1011630 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." local news
1011724 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake
1011816 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" lady fan
1011910 Mar 2006 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat) Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
1012002 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
1012123 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
1012216 Feb 2006 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant outtake
1012309 Feb 2006 download (mirror) The Jolly DumpleThe Jolly Dumple Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments} Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end)
1012402 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." technology outtake
1012526 Jan 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." flashback outtake
1012619 Jan 2006 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." death metal Easter egg
1012712 Jan 2006 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
1012808 Dec 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." Fall Float Parade
1012925 Nov 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" Fall Float Parade
1013017 Nov 2005 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" That A Ghost
1013110 Nov 2005 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" Revenge of the King
1013203 Nov 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!" Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
1013327 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." Unknown
1013421 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Singers: "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song} Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
1013520 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" Bug in Mouth Disease
1013606 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Horrible PaintingHorrible Painting Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." bottom 10
1013729 Sep 2005 download (mirror) The Geddup NoiseThe Geddup Noise The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat geddup noise
1013822 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips-A-Plenty
1013915 Sep 2005 download (mirror) ReynoldReynold Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." Cheat Commandos
1014008 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" Cool Things
1014101 Sep 2005 download (mirror) 1-Up1-Up 1-Up: "I want pudding!" Under Construction
1014225 Aug 2005 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." Malloween Commercial outtake
1014318 Aug 2005 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} Cool Things
1014411 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" Senorial Day
1014504 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" Happy Fireworks
1014621 Jul 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" bottom 10
1014707 Jul 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" montage
1014830 Jun 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
1014923 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" Senorial Day
1015016 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" Bug In Mouth Disease
1015110 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." Where the Crap Are We?
1015202 Jun 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" origins
1015312 May 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" rampage
1015428 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
1015521 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" animal
1015614 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" other days
1015731 Mar 2005 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936
1015825 Mar 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant
1015917 Mar 2005 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
1016010 Mar 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" origins outtake
1016127 Feb 2005 download (mirror) CrackotageCrackotage Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" Cheat Commandos...O's
1016217 Feb 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" origins
1016310 Feb 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." kids' book
1016427 Jan 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" Sample of Style
1016520 Jan 2005 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
1016614 Jan 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" Homestar Presents: Presents
1016730 Dec 2004 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" Malloween Commercial
1016816 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" radio outtake
1016909 Dec 2004 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" Sweet Cuppin' Cakes possible outtake
1017002 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" crying
1017122 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" virus
1017211 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song} montage
1017308 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Bubs: "Women can't drive!" Halloween Fairstival
1017418 Oct 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
1017507 Oct 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!" the facts
1017630 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!"
Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not."
Homestar vs. Little Girl
1017723 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." haircut outtake
1017819 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" Cheat Commandos
1017908 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song Labor Dabor
1018002 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" dangeresque 3
1018126 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
1018219 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Stinkoman: "Hey, Sticklyman, whaaaaat are you doing?" Under Construction
1018312 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click} theme park
1018405 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) Peasant's Quest
1018529 Jul 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder} "I can make it on my own!" crying
1018619 Jul 2004 PC Mac (mirror) The Worm: "Is a miracle." Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
1018729 Jun 2004 PC Mac (mirror) Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) Cheat Commandos
1018817 May 2004 PC Mac (mirror) Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" Cheat Commandos
1018903 May 2004 PC Mac (mirror) Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." lunch special
1019022 Mar 2004 download (mirror) Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!" flashback Easter egg
1019108 Mar 2004 download (mirror) Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games." Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
1019209 Feb 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Here comes The Thnikkaman!" monument Easter egg
1019302 Feb 2004 download (mirror) Marshie: "What more do they want?!!" Malloween Commercial
1019412 Jan 2004 download (mirror) Vector Strong Bad: BACK OFF BABY. video games
1019510 Dec 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" caffeine
1019603 Nov 2003 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." 3 Times Halloween Funjob multiple takes
1019729 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore" 2 years
1019808 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!" kids' book Easter egg (DVD version)
1019901 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." labor day blooper
1020028 Aug 2003 download (mirror) Bubs: "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" Bubs' character tape
1020125 Aug 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died." impression; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad
10202?? Jun 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" privileges
1020317 Mar 2003 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Let's do this like Brutus." monster truck
1020428 Jan 2002 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "I could go for a few cold ones right about now." Where My Hat Is At?
10205Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Possums!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
10206Unknown download (mirror) The King of Town: "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" Where's The Cheat?
10207Unknown download (mirror) Coach Z: My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." The House that Gave Sucky Treats
10208Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Why you lazy crap for crap!" The House that Gave Sucky Treats
10209Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "This is the quote of the day!" Quote of the Week exclusive
10210Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: {farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs} Quote of the Week exclusive
10211Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." First Time Here? (similar)
10212Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: {Singing} "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!" Unknown
10213Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. {a bad acoustic guitar solo is played} Thank you, goodnight!" vacation
10214Unknown download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle!" halloweener
10215Unknown download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants." A Jumping Jack Contest
10216Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "It's that cloc—" Mike Chapman: "Sorry." vacation blooper
10217Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." Homestar Quiz
10218Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." original book line
10219Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "MATT!!" 50 emails
10220Unknown None The Wicked Guitar Solo personal favorites
10221Unknown None Marzipan: "I'm the only girl" Who Said What Now?

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • The September 27, 2007 quote mentions polychaete worms, a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.
  • The March 5, 2009 quote mentions xanthan gum, a common ingredient in gluten-free baking, and bulgar (or bulgur), which is prepared from gluten-containing wheat.

Trivia

  • The remix in the June 25, 2009 quote was originally called "Power Crunch" and is available unedited at [1].
  • In Bubs's quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
  • On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
  • Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

Remarks

  • Occasionally, some quotes are used twice.
    • Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice on February 17, 2005, and June 7, 2005. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
    • Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice on June 16, 2005, and October 20, 2005, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
    • Although it wasn't identical, Bubs's quote for March 25, 2005 ("Everybody knows me. My name Cornbread."), is very similar to his quote for February 16 2006 ("I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.").
    • The Homestar Runner's "Well, folks, you know what that means..." quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
    • The quotes released on October 25, 2007, and September 22, 2005 were originally identical. However, the 2007 quote was changed within hours of being released. The quote it was changed to was suggested in the edit summary of the edit adding Sickly Sam's quote to this page.
  • Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "Where the Crap Are We?", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
  • When using a character head that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.

Goofs

  • February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
  • The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's imaginary girlfriend as "Delelilia". However, in senior prom, her name was spelled "Delilelia".
  • The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the ID3 tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
  • In the January 31, 2008 quote, "carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan".
  • In the March 13, 2008 quote, the "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words.
  • The July 10, 2008 quote reads "taken out if" instead of "of it".
  • In the October 16, 2008 quote's text, the word "hundred" appears after "200".

Inside References

  • If there is a problem finding the weeklies XML file, the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:
    "Oh Haldo! This is my
    funniest word style
    ever times that I've
    said! Hope all is on
    to it even more
    lately! And I wish the
    chicken & msg place
    was open on
    Somedays"
  • The text can also be:
    "Oh Hello! This is my
    funniest word style
    ever that I said! Hope
    you're into it!"

Real-World References

  • Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "HOMЯ", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
  • In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show Hollywood Squares, which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." Shadoe Stevens was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
  • The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to Ricardo Montalbán.
  • In the August 9, 2007 quote, Bubs spells Nestles, a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to Nestle's long standing jingle, "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best", especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, "Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S."
  • The September 13, 2007 quote references Frosties and McFlurries, ice cream treats served at Wendy's and McDonald's, respectively.
  • In the March 26, 2009 quote, Homestar mentions Darryl Strawberry, a former Major League Baseball player.
  • In the 04 June 2009 quote, D&D Greg mentions the "Talenta Halflings" and "riding dinosaurs". This refers to the Eberron Campaign Setting of Dungeons and Dragons, where the Talenta Plains are the homelands of the halflings, who do indeed ride on large raptor-like dinosaurs and herd various breeds of herbivorous dinosaurs.

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