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== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==
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Every quote is a "mirror" file except for the most recent one, which is found directly on the main page of the Homestar Runner Main Menu.
{{hresetcount|QOW Head Dates|QOW Old Dates}} <!-- ensures tables are ordered correctly -->
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|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Aug 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Aug 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
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|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Aug 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Aug 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
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|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Jul 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Jul 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
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|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jul 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jul 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
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|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jun 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jun 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
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|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jun 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jun 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
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|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Jun 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Jun 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
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|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 May 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 May 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/polymascot.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/polymascot.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
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|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 May 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 May 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
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|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}8 May 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}8 May 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}2 May 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}2 May 2008
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->
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[[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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[[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
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|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Apr 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Apr 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
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|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Apr 2008
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Apr 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
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|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Mar 2008
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Mar 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
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|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Mar 2008
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Mar 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
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|- id="QW-2008-03-13"
|- id="QW-2008-03-13"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Mar 2008
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Mar 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_tharblow.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_tharblow.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
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|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Mar 2008
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Mar 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/schenkel_coin.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/schenkel_coin.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
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|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Feb 2008
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Feb 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_flasher.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_flasher.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_flasher.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_flasher.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
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|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Feb 2008
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Feb 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cheer_vamlum.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cheer_vamlum.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cheer_vamlum.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cheer_vamlum.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"
| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"
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|- id="QW-2008-02-07"
|- id="QW-2008-02-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Feb 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Feb 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/oldsb_creepities.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:oldsb_creepities.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/oldsb_creepities.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:oldsb_creepities.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"
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|- id="QW-2008-01-31"
|- id="QW-2008-01-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Jan 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Jan 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgeenan.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgeenan.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
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|- id="QW-2008-01-24"
|- id="QW-2008-01-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Jan 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Jan 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marshie_abom.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_abom.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marshie_abom.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_abom.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]''': "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]''': "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."
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|- id="QW-2008-01-17"
|- id="QW-2008-01-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Jan 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Jan 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_drinkin.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_drinkin.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"
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|- id="QW-2008-01-10"
|- id="QW-2008-01-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jan 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jan 2008
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_bobs.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_bobs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_bobs.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_bobs.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."
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|- id="QW-2007-12-13"
|- id="QW-2007-12-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Dec 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Dec 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/smartdrinks.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:smartdrinks.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/smartdrinks.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:smartdrinks.mp3|download]]
| {{head|DJ Teh Cheat|Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png}}
| {{head|DJ Teh Cheat|Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png}}
| '''Singers''': "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" ''{entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) ''{quickly}'' Have another round! (Don't.)"}''
| '''Singers''': "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" ''{entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) ''{quickly}'' Have another round! (Don't.)"}''
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|- id="QW-2007-12-06"
|- id="QW-2007-12-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Dec 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Dec 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_poodonk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_poodonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_poodonk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_poodonk.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it."
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it."
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|- id="QW-2007-11-29"
|- id="QW-2007-11-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Nov 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Nov 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/rapsong.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:rapsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/rapsong.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:rapsong.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''
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|- id="QW-2007-11-15"
|- id="QW-2007-11-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Nov 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Nov 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_schoolchild.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_schoolchild.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_schoolchild.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_schoolchild.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"
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|- id="QW-2007-11-01"
|- id="QW-2007-11-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Nov 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Nov 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzi_frantic.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzi_frantic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzi_frantic.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzi_frantic.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" ''{Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}''
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" ''{Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}''
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|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"
|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Oct 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_eatguitar.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_eatguitar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_eatguitar.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_eatguitar.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"
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|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"
|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Oct 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sicksam_mush.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sicksam_mush.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG‎}}
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "Can you spare any mush for me?"
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|- id="QW-2007-10-18"
|- id="QW-2007-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Oct 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Oct 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_stloolis.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_stloolis.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."
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|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
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|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Oct 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Oct 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
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|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Sept 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Sept 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
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|- id="QW-2007-09-20"
|- id="QW-2007-09-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Sept 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Sept 2007
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_forgortport.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh.  I guess I forgort to port.  Oh!  I guess I forgat to prat!  OH!  Gorka fa pork!"
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh.  I guess I forgort to port.  Oh!  I guess I forgat to prat!  OH!  Gorka fa pork!"
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|- id="QW-2007-09-13"
|- id="QW-2007-09-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Sept 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Sept 2007
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The Sad Kids|Qod sadkids.PNG}}
| {{head|The Sad Kids|Qod sadkids.PNG}}
| '''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."
| '''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."
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|- id="QW-2007-09-06"
|- id="QW-2007-09-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Sept 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Sept 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."
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|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Aug 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Aug 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]]
| {{head|sloshy|Qod sloshy.PNG}}
| {{head|sloshy|Qod sloshy.PNG}}
| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''
| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''
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|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Aug 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Aug 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]] <!-- [sic] --> could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]] <!-- [sic] --> could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
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|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Aug 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Aug 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
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|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Aug 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Aug 2007
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"
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|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jun 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jun 2007
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
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|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jun 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jun 2007
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]]
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
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|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jun 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jun 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
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|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 May 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 May 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
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|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 May 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 May 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
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|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_parakeet.mp3]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_parakeet.mp3]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
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|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 May 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 May 2007
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/stinko_break.mp3]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/stinko_break.mp3]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG‎}}
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
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|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Apr 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Apr 2007
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_greatimes.mp3]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_greatimes.mp3]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
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|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Apr 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Apr 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
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|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Apr 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Apr 2007
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
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|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Apr 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Apr 2007
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
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|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Mar 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Mar 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
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|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Mar 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Mar 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
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|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Mar 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Mar 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_reek.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_reek.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
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|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Mar 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Mar 2007
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| <!-- [HR:weeklies/hstabasco.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!-- [HR:weeklies/hstabasco.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
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|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Feb 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Feb 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin<!--sic--> for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin<!--sic--> for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
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|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Feb 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Feb 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/valentimes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/valentimes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? <!-- sic --> Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? <!-- sic --> Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
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|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Feb 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Feb 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]]
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
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|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Feb 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Feb 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
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|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Jan 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Jan 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
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|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Jan 2007
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Jan 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
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|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Dec 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Dec 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now.  Cheer up, Coach Z.  It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now.  Cheer up, Coach Z.  It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
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|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Dec 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Dec 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon<!--This is the way it was spelled on the site--> pheremones<!--sic-->..<!--only two-->?"
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon<!--This is the way it was spelled on the site--> pheremones<!--sic-->..<!--only two-->?"
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|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Dec 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Dec 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
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|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Nov 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Nov 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
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|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
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|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Nov 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Nov 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]]
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
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|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2006
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| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
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|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
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|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
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|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
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|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Sep 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Sep 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw<!--No comma here--> it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw<!--No comma here--> it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
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|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sep 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sep 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
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|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Sep 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Sep 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/jammintunes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/jammintunes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
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|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Aug 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Aug 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
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|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.<!--this space is missing intentionally-->When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.<!--this space is missing intentionally-->When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
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|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
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|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Aug 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Aug 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]]
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
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|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jul 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jul 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/brainsister.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/brainsister.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
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|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jul 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jul 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
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|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Jul 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Jul 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
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|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Jul 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Jul 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/doley-o.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/doley-o.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
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|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Jun 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Jun 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
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|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 May 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 May 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
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|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
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|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 May 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 May 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
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|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Apr 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Apr 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
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|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Apr 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Apr 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sblounskched.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sblounskched.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
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|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Mar 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Mar 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
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|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Mar 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Mar 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
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|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Mar 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Mar 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
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|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
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|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Mar 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Mar 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
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|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Feb 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Feb 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
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|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Feb 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Feb 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
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|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Feb 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Feb 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
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|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Feb 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Feb 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."<!-- This is how it was written in the XML file for that week. Please do not change it. -->
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."<!-- This is how it was written in the XML file for that week. Please do not change it. -->
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|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jan 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jan 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
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|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jan 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jan 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
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|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Jan 2006
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Jan 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_background.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_background.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
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|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Dec 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Dec 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."<!-- NOTE: This is how it was spelled on the site. Don't change it, please. -->
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."<!-- NOTE: This is how it was spelled on the site. Don't change it, please. -->
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|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Nov 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Nov 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
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|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
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|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Nov 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Nov 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
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|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
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|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
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|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Oct 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Oct 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/badguy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/badguy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
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|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
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|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Oct 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Oct 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/rocoulm.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/rocoulm.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
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|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Sep 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Sep 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
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|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Sep 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Sep 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
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|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Sep 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Sep 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
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|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Sep 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Sep 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
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|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Sep 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Sep 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]]
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
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|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Aug 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
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|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
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|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
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|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Aug 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Aug 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
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|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jul 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jul 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
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|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jul 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jul 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
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|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Jun 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Jun 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
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|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Jun 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Jun 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
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|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Jun 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Jun 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
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|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jun 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jun 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
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|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Jun 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Jun 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
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|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 May 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 May 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
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|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Apr 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Apr 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
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|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Apr 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Apr 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
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|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Apr 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Apr 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<!-- That's right, twenty-one exclamation marks. We counted them. -->
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<!-- That's right, twenty-one exclamation marks. We counted them. -->
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|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Mar 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Mar 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
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|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Mar 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Mar 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
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|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Mar 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Mar 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]]
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
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|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
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|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Feb 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Feb 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
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|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Feb 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Feb 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
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|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Feb 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Feb 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
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|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jan 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jan 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
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|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jan 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jan 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
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|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jan 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jan 2005
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
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|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Dec 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Dec 2004
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
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|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Dec 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Dec 2004
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
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|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Dec 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Dec 2004
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
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|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Dec 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Dec 2004
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
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|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Nov 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Nov 2004
-
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/qod.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/qod.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
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|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}11 Nov 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/youreagirl.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/youreagirl.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]
| [[montage]]
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|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Nov 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Nov 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]]
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
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|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}18 Oct 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}18 Oct 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_letmein.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_letmein.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
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|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}07 Oct 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}07 Oct 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]
| [[the facts]]
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|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}30 Sep 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}30 Sep 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]]
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!"<br />'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!"<br />'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
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|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}23 Sep 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}23 Sep 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_lightrag.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_lightrag.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from [[haircut]]
| Outtake from [[haircut]]
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|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Sep 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Sep 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]]
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]
| [[Labor Dabor]]
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|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Sep 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Sep 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]
| [[dangeresque 3]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}26 Aug 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}26 Aug 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]]
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Aug 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Aug 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/stinko_whatRUdoing.zip download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/stinko_whatRUdoing.zip download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]]
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]
| [[Under Construction]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Aug 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Aug 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]
| [[theme park]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}05 Aug 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}05 Aug 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]]
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
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|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jul 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jul 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_brudder.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_brudder.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]
| [[crying]]
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|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Jul 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Jul 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/worm.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/worm.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/worm.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/worm.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] or [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]]
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
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|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jun 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jun 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] or [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]]
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 May 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 May 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] or [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]]
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 May 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 May 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] or [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]]
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]
| [[lunch special]]
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|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}22 Mar 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}22 Mar 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/larry_fromzeen.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/larry_fromzeen.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/larry_fromzeen.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/larry_fromzeen.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg
| [[flashback]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Mar 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Mar 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/oldaboy2_missvg.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/oldaboy2_missvg.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/oldaboy2_missvg.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/oldaboy2_missvg.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
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|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}09 Feb 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}09 Feb 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_thnikkaman.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/hs_thnikkaman.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_thnikkaman.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/hs_thnikkaman.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg
| [[monument]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Feb 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Feb 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/marshie_whatmore.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/marshie_whatmore.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/marshie_whatmore.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/marshie_whatmore.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
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|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Jan 2004
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sbz_backoff.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/sbz_backoff.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sbz_backoff.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/sbz_backoff.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]
| [[video games]]
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|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}10 Dec 2003
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}10 Dec 2003
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| <!--[[HR:qod/ss_marzipan.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/ss_marzipan.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/ss_marzipan.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/ss_marzipan.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]]
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]
| [[caffeine]]
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|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 Nov 2003
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_grabbinbutt.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/hs_grabbinbutt.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_grabbinbutt.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/hs_grabbinbutt.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes
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|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Sep 2003
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Sep 2003
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| <!--[[HR:qod/ss_foodanymore.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/ss_foodanymore.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/ss_foodanymore.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/ss_foodanymore.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]
| [[2 years]]
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|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2003
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2003
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_jig.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/sb_jig.sit|Mac] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_jig.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/sb_jig.sit|Mac] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
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|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}01 Sep 2003
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}01 Sep 2003
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_kingmessup.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/sb_kingmessup.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_kingmessup.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/sb_kingmessup.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper
| [[labor day]] blooper
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|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Aug 2003
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Aug 2003
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| <!--[[HR:qod/bubs_sugarspice.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/bubs_sugarspice.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/bubs_sugarspice.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/bubs_sugarspice.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]]
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
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|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}25 Aug 2003
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}25 Aug 2003
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| <!--[[HR:qod/ss_animal.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/ss_animal.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/ss_animal.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/ss_animal.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]]
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]
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|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}?? Jun 2003
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}?? Jun 2003
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| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]
| [[privileges]]
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|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 Mar 2003
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 Mar 2003
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_brutus.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/hs_brutus.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_brutus.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/hs_brutus.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]
| [[monster truck]]
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|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Jan 2002
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Jan 2002
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| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
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|- id="QW-possums"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
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|- id="QW-assaulted"
|- id="QW-assaulted"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]]
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
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|- id="QW-coach_z"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
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|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
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|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive
| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive
| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-check_me_out"
|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]
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|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive
| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a bad acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a bad acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]
| [[vacation]]
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|- id="QW-a_belle"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]
| [[halloweener]]
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|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
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|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc&mdash;" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc&mdash;" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] blooper
| [[vacation]] blooper
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|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]
| [[Homestar Quiz]]
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|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the [[original book]]
| Line from the [[original book]]
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|- id="QW-matt"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]
| [[50 emails]]

Revision as of 14:59, 3 September 2008

The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.

The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.
Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.
On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.

Contents

Quotes

Every quote is a "mirror" file except for the most recent one, which is found directly on the main page of the Homestar Runner Main Menu.

Date  Download  Head Quote Source
1000028 Aug 2008 download Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" Senorial Day outtake
1000114 Aug 2008 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" magic trick outtake
1000207 Aug 2008 download GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" The Next Epi-Snowed
1000331 Jul 2008 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" your edge
1000410 Jul 2008 download BubsBubs Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! The Baloneyman outtake
1000526 Jun 2008 download Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." Trogday 08 Easter egg
1000619 Jun 2008 download Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." Somber Vacation Easter egg
1000705 Jun 2008 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." love poems
1000822 May 2008 download The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" 4 branches
1000916 May 2008 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
100108 May 2008 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" Date Nite
100112 May 2008

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The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1001224 Apr 2008 download The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "I rule the school!" Revenge of the King
1001317 Apr 2008 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" rated
1001429 Mar 2008 download Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1001520 Mar 2008 download MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!" Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
1001613 Mar 2008 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!" Blubb-O's Commercial
1001707 Mar 2008 download Schenkel McDooSchenkel McDoo Schenkel McDoo: "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!" buried
1001828 Feb 2008 download BubsBubs Bubs: "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!" licensed
1001914 Feb 2008 download CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
1002007 Feb 2008 download Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!" Quote of the Week exclusive
1002131 Jan 2008 download Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?" fan club
1002224 Jan 2008 download MarshieMarshie Gel-arshie: "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school." winter pool
1002317 Jan 2008 download Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!" environment
1002410 Jan 2008 download MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...{Missy briefly laughs and inhales} {I'm pretty sure} that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand." Fall Float Parade blooper
1002513 Dec 2007 download DJ Teh CheatDJ Teh Cheat Singers: "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" {entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) {quickly} Have another round! (Don't.)"} nightlife
1002606 Dec 2007 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Ohh! And you think Poodonkis did it." Jibblies 2 outtake
1002729 Nov 2007 download Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." {entire "Rap Song"} Rap Song
1002815 Nov 2007 download Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!" Quote of the Week exclusive
1002901 Nov 2007 download MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" {Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly} Jibblies 2 outtake
1003025 Oct 2007 download Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!" haircut
1003125 Oct 2007 download Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips A-Plenty
1003218 Oct 2007 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that." business trip (first sentence an outtake)
1003312 Oct 2007 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!" web comics
1003404 Oct 2007 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly} slumber party outtake
1003527 Sept 2007 download Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?" caffeine outtake
1003620 Sept 2007 download Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!" mini-golf
1003713 Sept 2007 download The Sad KidsThe Sad Kids The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry." Quote of the Week exclusive
1003806 Sept 2007 download Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony." original
1003930 Aug 2007 download sloshysloshy sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song} Extended concert song
1004023 Aug 2007 download Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it." concert outtake
1004116 Aug 2007 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."} mini-golf outtake
1004209 Aug 2007 download BubsBubs Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!" Ever and More! outtake
1004321 Jun 2007 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So." Teen Girl Squad Issue 13
1004414 Jun 2007 download That Ugly OneThat Ugly One The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook)
1004507 Jun 2007 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?" Date Nite
1004624 May 2007 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!" Field Day Intro
1004717 May 2007 download MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert." extended clip from Homestarloween Party
1004811 May 2007 download Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?" caffeine
1004903 May 2007 download StinkomanStinkoman Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding." Under Construction outtake
1005026 Apr 2007 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!" Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk
1005119 Apr 2007 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!" rough copy (second phrase an outtake)
1005212 Apr 2007 download Blue Laser CommanderBlue Laser Commander Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!" An Important Rap Song outtake
1005305 Apr 2007 download Drive-Thru WhaleDrive-Thru Whale Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day." Drive-Thru
1005422 Mar 2007 download TaranchulaTaranchula Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song} your funeral
1005515 Mar 2007 download GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake
1005608 Mar 2007 download The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith." KOT's VOQPCS!
1005701 Mar 2007 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!" the movies
1005822 Feb 2007 download Strong BadStrong Bad Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down! theme song
1005915 Feb 2007 download CheerleaderCheerleader Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..." Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
1006008 Feb 2007 download King Bubsgonzola SupremeKing Bubsgonzola Supreme Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme" unnatural
1006101 Feb 2007 download MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Word booty!" looking old
1006218 Jan 2007 download Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"} caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover
1006311 Jan 2007 download BubsBubs Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!" the chair multiple takes
1006421 Dec 2006 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song} Decemberween Short Shorts
1006514 Dec 2006 download Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?" what I want blooper
1006607 Dec 2006 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away." the chair outtake
1006730 Nov 2006 download The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936
1006817 Nov 2006 download Videlectrix GuysVidelectrix Guys Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"} Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg
1006909 Nov 2006 download What's Her FaceWhat's Her Face What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
1007003 Nov 2006 download MarzipanMarzipan Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." Lyrics to Marzipan's music from Happy Hallow-day
1007127 Oct 2006 download MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade." Fall Float Parade outtake
1007220 Oct 2006 download MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!" retirement
1007312 Oct 2006 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"} isp
1007425 Sep 2006 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." A Decemberween Pageant
1007518 Sep 2006 download Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins." Where's The Cheat?
1007607 Sep 2006 download Melt ShakeMelt Shake Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!" road trip
1007731 Aug 2006 download Blue Laser CommanderBlue Laser Commander Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!" Quote of the Week exclusive
1007818 Aug 2006 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane" Extended version of the theme song email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.
1007911 Aug 2006 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
1008003 Aug 2006 download What's Her FaceWhat's Her Face What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
1008127 Jul 2006 download Lazor LarryLazor Larry Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song} Summer Short Shorts
1008220 Jul 2006 download Science Fiction GregScience Fiction Greg Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
1008313 Jul 2006 download The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!" senior prom outtake
1008406 Jul 2006 download MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me." Quote of the Week exclusive
1008529 Jun 2006 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." portrait outtake
1008618 May 2006 download Small Mouth Strong MadSmall Mouth Strong Mad Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" isp outtake
1008711 May 2006 download MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" senior prom outtake
1008804 May 2006 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" senior prom outtake
1008927 Apr 2006 download Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end} Quote of the Week exclusive
1009006 Apr 2006 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle} candy product
1009130 Mar 2006 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." local news
1009224 Mar 2006 download Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake
1009316 Mar 2006 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" lady fan
1009410 Mar 2006 download The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat) Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
1009502 Mar 2006 download Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
1009623 Feb 2006 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
1009716 Feb 2006 download BubsBubs Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant outtake
1009809 Feb 2006 download The Jolly DumpleThe Jolly Dumple Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments} Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end)
1009902 Feb 2006 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." technology outtake
1010026 Jan 2006 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." flashback outtake
1010119 Jan 2006 download CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." death metal Easter egg
1010212 Jan 2006 download BubsBubs Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
1010308 Dec 2005 download Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." Fall Float Parade
1010425 Nov 2005 download HomsarHomsar Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" Fall Float Parade
1010517 Nov 2005 download Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" That A Ghost
1010610 Nov 2005 download The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" Revenge of the King
1010703 Nov 2005 download BubsBubs Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!" Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
1010827 Oct 2005 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." Quote of the Week exclusive
1010921 Oct 2005 download Strong BadStrong Bad Singers: "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song} Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
1011020 Oct 2005 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" Bug in Mouth Disease
1011106 Oct 2005 download Horrible PaintingHorrible Painting Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." bottom 10
1011229 Sep 2005 download The Geddup NoiseThe Geddup Noise The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat geddup noise
1011322 Sep 2005 download Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips-A-Plenty
1011415 Sep 2005 download ReynoldReynold Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." Cheat Commandos
1011508 Sep 2005 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" Cool Things
1011601 Sep 2005 download 1-Up1-Up 1-Up: "I want pudding!" Under Construction
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1011818 Aug 2005 download MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} Cool Things
1011911 Aug 2005 download Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" Senorial Day
1012004 Aug 2005 download Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" Happy Fireworks
1012121 Jul 2005 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" bottom 10
1012207 Jul 2005 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" montage
1012330 Jun 2005 download BubsBubs Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
1012423 Jun 2005 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" Senorial Day
1012516 Jun 2005 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" Bug In Mouth Disease
1012610 Jun 2005 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." Where the Crap Are We?
1012702 Jun 2005 download HomsarHomsar Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" origins
1012812 May 2005 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" rampage
1012928 Apr 2005 download Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
1013021 Apr 2005 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" animal
1013114 Apr 2005 download Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" other days
1013231 Mar 2005 download The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936
1013325 Mar 2005 download BubsBubs Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant
1013417 Mar 2005 download The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
1013510 Mar 2005 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" origins outtake
1013627 Feb 2005 download CrackotageCrackotage Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" Cheat Commandos...O's
1013717 Feb 2005 download HomsarHomsar Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" origins
1013810 Feb 2005 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." kids' book
1013927 Jan 2005 download BubsBubs Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" Sample of Style
1014020 Jan 2005 download CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
1014114 Jan 2005 download HomsarHomsar Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" Homestar Presents: Presents
1014230 Dec 2004 download MarshieMarshie Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" Malloween Commercial
1014316 Dec 2004 download Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" radio outtake
1014409 Dec 2004 download BubsBubs Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" Possible Sweet Cuppin' Cakes outtake
1014502 Dec 2004 download Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" crying
1014622 Nov 2004 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" virus

Older Quotes

Date Download Quote Source
1000011 Nov 2004 download Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song} montage
1000108 Nov 2004 download Bubs: "Women can't drive!" Halloween Fairstival
1000218 Oct 2004 download Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
1000307 Oct 2004 download Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!" the facts
1000430 Sep 2004 download Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!"
Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not."
Homestar vs. Little Girl
1000523 Sep 2004 download Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." Outtake from haircut
1000619 Sep 2004 download Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" Cheat Commandos
1000708 Sep 2004 download Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song Labor Dabor
1000802 Sep 2004 download Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" dangeresque 3
1000926 Aug 2004 download Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
1001019 Aug 2004 download Stinkoman: "Hey, Sticklyman, whaaaaat are you doing?" Under Construction
1001112 Aug 2004 download Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click} theme park
1001205 Aug 2004 download Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) Peasant's Quest
1001329 Jul 2004 download Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder} "I can make it on my own!" crying
1001419 Jul 2004 PC or Mac The Worm: "Is a miracle." Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
1001529 Jun 2004 PC or Mac Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) Cheat Commandos
1001617 May 2004 PC or Mac The Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" Cheat Commandos
1001703 May 2004 PC or Mac Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." lunch special
1001822 Mar 2004 download Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!" flashback Easter egg
1001908 Mar 2004 download Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games." Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
1002009 Feb 2004 download Homestar Runner: "Here comes The Thnikkaman!" monument Easter egg
1002102 Feb 2004 download Marshie: "What more do they want?!!" Malloween Commercial
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1002529 Sep 2003 download Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore" 2 years
1002608 Sep 2003 download Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!" kids' book Easter egg (DVD version)
1002701 Sep 2003 download Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." labor day blooper
1002828 Aug 2003 download Bubs: "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" Bubs' character tape
1002925 Aug 2003 download Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died." A play on Homestar's quote in impression
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10033Unknown download Strong Bad: "Possums!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
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Fun Facts

Explanations

  • The September 27, 2007 quote mentions polychaete worms, a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.

Trivia

  • In Bubs's quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
  • On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
  • Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

Remarks

  • Occasionally, some quotes are used twice.
    • Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
    • Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
    • Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
    • The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
    • The Sickly Sam quotes released on October 25, 2007, and September 22, 2005 were identical. However, the 2007 quote was changed within hours of being released. The quote it was changed to was suggested in the edit summary of the edit adding the Sickly Sam quote to this page.
  • Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "Where the Crap Are We?", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
  • When using a character head that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.

Goofs

  • February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
  • The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's imaginary girlfriend as "Delelilia". However, in senior prom, her name was spelled "Delilelia".
  • The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the ID3 tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
  • In the January 31, 2008 quote, "carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan".
  • In the March 13, 2008 quote, the "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words.
  • The July 10, 2008 quote reads "taken out if" instead of "of it".

Inside References

  • If there is a problem finding the weeklies XML file, the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:
    "Oh Haldo! This is my
    funniest word style
    ever times that I've
    said! Hope all is on
    to it even more
    lately! And I wish the
    chicken & msg place
    was open on
    Somedays"
  • Formerly, the text was:
    "Oh Hello! This is my
    funniest word style
    ever that I said! Hope
    you're into it!"

Real-World References

  • Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "HOMЯ", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
  • In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show Hollywood Squares, which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." Shadoe Stevens was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
  • The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to Ricardo Montalbán.
  • In the August 9, 2007 quote, Bubs spells Nestles, a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to Nestle's long standing jingle, "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best", especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, "Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S."
  • The September 13, 2007 quote references Frosties and McFlurries, ice cream treats served at Wendy's and McDonald's, respectively.

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