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| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest.  You guys are not very strong." || Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest.  You guys are not very strong." || Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]
|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| Unknown || [http://www.freewebs.com/hsrquotes2/email_rokk.mp3 download] (mirror) || The Wicked Guitar Solo || [[personal favorites]]
| Unknown || None || The Wicked Guitar Solo || [[personal favorites]]
|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl" || [[Spin 'n Say]]
| Unknown || None || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl" || [[Spin 'n Say]]

Revision as of 23:35, 17 April 2006

The old, the new, and the newer

The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner universe. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" ovular button; it was labeled "Quote of the Day", but rolling over it would change the title to "Quote of the Week", and clicking would change it to "Quote of the Month", to denote its irregular updates (The original quote box read also read "Quote of the Day (or so)", as shown in the image). The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29th-November 11th, 2004 quotes, the download option was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22nd quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight mp3, and they appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.
Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.



Date Download Quote From
06 Apr 2006 download Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle} candy product
30 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." local news
24 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "HOMЯ", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag
16 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" lady fan
10 Mar 2006 download (mirror) The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat) Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
02 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
23 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
16 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Bubs: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant outtake
09 Feb 2006 download (mirror) The Jolly Dumple: Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end)
02 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." technology outtake
26 Jan 2006 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." flashback outtake
19 Jan 2006 download (mirror) Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." death metal Easter egg
12 Jan 2006 download (mirror) Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
08 Dec 2005 download (mirror) Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." Fall Float Parade
25 Nov 2005 download (mirror) Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" Fall Float Parade
17 Nov 2005 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" That A Ghost
10 Nov 2005 download (mirror) The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" Revenge of the King
03 Nov 2005 download (mirror) Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!" Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
27 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." Quote of the Week exclusive
21 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad (singers): "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song} Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
20 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" Bug in Mouth Disease
06 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." bottom 10
29 Sep 2005 download (mirror) The Geddup Noise: The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat geddup noise
22 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips-A-Plenty
15 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." Cheat Commandos
08 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" Cool Things
01 Sep 2005 download (mirror) 1-Up: "I want pudding!" Under Construction
25 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." Malloween Commercial outtake
18 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} Cool Things
11 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" Senorial Day
04 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" Happy Fireworks
21 Jul 2005 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" bottom 10
07 Jul 2005 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" montage
30 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
23 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" Senorial Day
16 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" Bug In Mouth Disease
10 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." Where the Crap Are We?
02 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" origins
12 May 2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" rampage
28 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
21 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" animal
14 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" other days
31 Mar 2005 download (mirror) The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936
25 Mar 2005 download (mirror) Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant
17 Mar 2005 download (mirror) The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
10 Mar 2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" origins outtake
27 Feb 2005 download (mirror) Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" Cheat Commandos...O's
17 Feb 2005 download (mirror) Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" origins
10 Feb 2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." kids' book
27 Jan 2005 download (mirror) Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" Sample of Style
20 Jan 2005 download (mirror) Cheerleader: "Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
14 Jan 2005 download (mirror) Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" Homestar Presents: Presents
30 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" Malloween Commercial
16 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" radio outtake
09 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" Possible Sweet Cuppin' Cakes outtake
02 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" crying
22 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" virus
11 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song} montage
08 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Bubs: "Women can't drive!" Halloween Fairstival
18 Oct 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
07 Oct 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!" the facts
30 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!"
Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not."
Homestar vs. Little Girl
23 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." Outtake from haircut
19 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" Cheat Commandos
08 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song Labor Dabor
02 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" dangeresque 3
26 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
19 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Stinkoman: "Hey, Stickly Man, whaaaaat are you doing?" Under Construction
12 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click} theme park
05 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) Peasant's Quest
29 Jul 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder} "I can make it on my own!" crying
19 Jul 2004 PC Mac (mirror) The Worm: "Is a miracle." Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
29 Jun 2004 PC Mac (mirror) Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) Cheat Commandos
17 May 2004 PC Mac (mirror) The Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" Cheat Commandos
03 May 2004 PC Mac (mirror) Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." lunch special
22 Mar 2004 download (mirror) Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!" flashback Easter egg
08 Mar 2004 download (mirror) Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games." Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
09 Feb 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Here comes The Thnikkaman!" monument Easter egg
02 Feb 2004 download (mirror) Marshie: "What more do they want?!!" Malloween Commercial
12 Jan 2004 download (mirror) Vector Strong Bad: BACK OFF BABY. video games
10 Dec 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" caffeine
03 Nov 2003 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." 3 Times Halloween Funjob
29 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore" 2 years
08 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!" kids' book Easter egg (DVD version)
01 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." labor day blooper
28 Aug 2003 download (mirror) Bubs: "Shake it once, shake it twice, and gimme a little bit of shuga n' spice!" Bubs' character tape
25 Aug 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died." A play on Homestar's quote in impression
 ?? Jun 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" privileges
17 Mar 2003 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Let's do this like Brutus." monster truck
28 Jan 2002 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "I could go for a few cold ones right about now." Where My Hat Is At?
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Possums!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
Unknown download (mirror) The King of Town: "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" Where's The Cheat?
Unknown download (mirror) Coach Z: My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." The House that Gave Sucky Treats
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Why you lazy crap for crap!" The House that Gave Sucky Treats
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "This is the quote of the day!" Quote of the Week exclusive
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: {farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs} Quote of the Week exclusive
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." Similiar to First Time Here?
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: {Singing} "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!" Quote of the Week exclusive
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. {a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played} Thank you, goodnight!" vacation
Unknown download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle!" halloweener
Unknown download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants." A Jumping Jack Contest
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "It's that cloc—" Mike Chapman: "Sorry." vacation outtake
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." Homestar Quiz
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." Line from the original book
Unknown None The Wicked Guitar Solo personal favorites
Unknown None Marzipan: "I'm the only girl" Spin 'n Say
Unknown None Strong Bad: "Matt Equals MATT!!" 50 emails

Fun Facts

  • If there is a problem finding the weeklies.xml file, the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:
"Oh Haldo! This is my
funniest word style
ever times that I've
said! Hope all is on
to it even more
lately! And I wish the
chicken & msg place
was open on
  • Formerly, the text was:
"Oh Hello! This is my
funniest word style
ever that I said! Hope
you're into it!"
  • Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
    • Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
    • Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
  • In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
  • February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its real name "Quote of the Week".
  • When using a character head that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened with the Geddup Noise's and Horrible Painting's quotes.

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