Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes
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Hidden Puppet Stuff
Outtakes from Strong Bad vs. Little Girl! and Homestar vs. Little Girl 2.
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Strong Bad, Little Girl, Puppet Homestar Runner
Running Time: 2:53
DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Four (Easter egg)
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[edit] Transcript
{Title Screen: a still picture from filming of Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!; Displayed words: "Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes"; Music intro}
{Cut to scene from filming of Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!}
STRONG BAD: What do you think of my basement here... Little Girl?
LITTLE GIRL: Baaaaaahh!
STRONG BAD: No, I'm gonna need English.
LITTLE GIRL: English?!
{Cut}
LITTLE GIRL: What's on the back of your head?
STRONG BAD: {starts to painfully turn his head around} Mmmmm... {turns head halfway around to his left, showing laces to viewers} AHHH! {normal voice} Those are my laces. {painfully turns his head back} Rrrrraugh!
LITTLE GIRL: {laughs} Again!
STRONG BAD: {exhausted} Hoo!
LITTLE GIRL: Again!
STRONG BAD: No way.
LITTLE GIRL: Again!
STRONG BAD: That hurts.
LITTLE GIRL: No it doesn't.
STRONG BAD: I'm not doin' that again.
LITTLE GIRL: Again! I wanna see it!
STRONG BAD: You see it. You try.
LITTLE GIRL: No... {tries turning her head around in the same manner as Strong Bad} Rrrrahhh. {snaps her head back, sighs}
{Cut}
STRONG BAD: Uh, let's talk about... topics.
LITTLE GIRL: Topics?!
STRONG BAD: Yeah.
{Cut}
STRONG BAD: Hey, what did you do at school today?
LITTLE GIRL: Um, I, uh... jumped!
STRONG BAD: Yeah. On the playground?
LITTLE GIRL: No, I ran. {starts grabbing Strong Bad's left arm}
STRONG BAD: No, you ran. Where did you run? You ran so far away-hey?
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.
STRONG BAD: Yeah.
LITTLE GIRL: N— I... took off... running... with a... fire truck!
STRONG BAD: With a fire truck?!
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.
STRONG BAD: Did you start a fire? That's awesome!
LITTLE GIRL: Yell "fire." Fire! Yell "fire!"
STRONG BAD: {explosion sound effect} Fire! {flailing} Wgh-aaaaah!
LITTLE GIRL: {laughing} Fire! Ahwa—
STRONG BAD: Firrrrre!
LITTLE GIRL: {flailing} Yell, "ahhh!"
STRONG BAD: {flailing} Ahhhh!
LITTLE GIRL: {flailing} Yell, "baaaaah!"
STRONG BAD: {flailing} Baaaaaaahhh!
LITTLE GIRL: Now yell, {flailing} "ahhhhhhhh!"
STRONG BAD: {flailing} Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
LITTLE GIRL: {giggling, says something indecipherable}
STRONG BAD: You like that?
LITTLE GIRL: {laughing} Yeah. Again!
STRONG BAD: No. You—
LITTLE GIRL: {flailing} Daaaaawawawaiegh!
STRONG BAD: You're big on the repetition, aren't ya? You like that.
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.
{Cut}
STRONG BAD: Do a dance!
LITTLE GIRL: {jiggling} Doo doo doo doo doo, deh gsh gsh gsh.
{Cut}
STRONG BAD: {doing a dance, head springing up and down} Do it.
{Cut. Little Girl is doing a dance similar to Strong Bad's.}
{Cut to scene from filming of Homestar vs. Little Girl 2}
LITTLE GIRL: Na— goo— {blows a raspberry} pbth! {Starts doing motions} Cat go {blows a raspberry} pbth! Catta go {blows a raspberry} pbth! {Homestar starts imitating the motions} Cat goo {blows a raspberry} pbth! Catta goo—hoohoo! {giggling}
HOMESTAR: What are you—?
LITTLE GIRL: Cat goo {blows a raspberry} pbth! {giggling}
HOMESTAR: That's a good dance. What kind of song is that?
{Cut}
HOMESTAR: What do you usually do for Halloween?
{A microphone on a boom descends and taps the Little Girl on the head twice. Matt Chapman can faintly be heard chuckling. Thumping sounds are heard.}
LITTLE GIRL: {As the boom raises, the Little Girl looks up and starts swatting the air.} Stop hitting me on the head, Uncle Mike! {Homestar puppet looks up}
{Cut}
HOMESTAR: Can you give me a hug? {Little Girl hugs Homestar} Awww, Yellow Man!
{Cut to Homestar and the Little Girl in a yard. The Little Girl is wearing red attire, standing a fair distance away from Homestar.}
HOMESTAR: Come back!
LITTLE GIRL: Okay! {Starts running back to Homestar}
HOMESTAR: Come back over here!
LITTLE GIRL: Let's go trick or treating.
HOMESTAR: Okay.
LITTLE GIRL: Let's go.
{Cut}
{The Little Girl is running away. Play speed is sped up.}
HOMESTAR: No, come back! You're running too far away!
{Cut}
{Normal play speed. Homestar's left eye is sideways.}
HOMESTAR: My eye — ow! That looks painful!
{Cut. Homestar's eyes are normal.}
HOMESTAR: Hey, Little Girl! Come back!
{Play speed is sped up.}
LITTLE GIRL: —Kay! {Runs to Homestar}
HOMESTAR: Please oh please! {Normal play speed} Give me a five! {The Little Girl gives Homestar a five in the chest.} Ow!
LITTLE GIRL: Sorry.
HOMESTAR: That was a good one.
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Trivia
- This is the earliest known filming of Homestar's sideways eye.
[edit] Inside References
- Homestar says, "Awww, Yellow Man!" to a Kick The Cheat plush toy in Some Puppet Stuff.
[edit] Real-World References
- Strong Bad asking "You ran so far away-hey?" is a reference to the 1982 hit song "I Ran (So Far Away)" by A Flock of Seagulls.
