Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes

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[[Image:puppet_badjoke.png|thumb|right|220px|"Nice belt indeed!"]]
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'''Bad Jokes''' is Homestar Runner's first Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]].
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "Flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "Linnell" Linnell on accordian, Marty "Marty" Beller on skins, Puppet [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "Homeslice" Runner]] on vox
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'''Date:''' May 24, 2004
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'''Running Time:''' 1:14
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'''Page Title:''' Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
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== Transcript ==
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'' {Puppet Homestar appears. They Might Be Giants are behind him, John Flansburgh with a guitar and John Linnell with an accordion. Marty Beller is off screen on drums.} ''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
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''{TMBG start to play rock music.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' I'm tellin' bad jokes now,<br>
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Really bad jokes now,<br>
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Tell a bad joke to me,<br>
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Girl!<br>
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Lady!<br>
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Why did something cross the road,<br>
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I don't know,<br>
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Make it up,<br>
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Bad jokes, come on,<br>
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I'm really great at tellin bad jokes,<br>
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I'm tellin bad jokes now,<br>
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The ones you've heard a million times,<br>
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The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya,<br>
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Why was I stapled to the chicken?<br>
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I don't know man,<br>
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I wasn't stapled to any chicken!
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'''FLANSBURGH:''' ''{yells}'' Nice belt!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nice belt man!<br>
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Bad jokes,<br>
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Bad bad jokes,<br>
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Uh!
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''{They stop playing and singing.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Solid! That's pretty good, guys. Layin' it down back there.
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'''BELLER:''' Nice belt!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' On the skins— ''{floor tom hit interrupts his train of thought}'' I— ''{floor tom hit}''
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'''BELLER:''' ''{whispers}'' Nice belt!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers to himself}'' Nice belt...? ''{to Beller}'' ...Nice belt indeed!
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== Fun Facts ==
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*The "Bad Jokes" in the song reference the following jokes:
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**'''A:''' Why did the chicken cross the road?<br>'''B:''' I don't know, why?<br>'''A:''' To get to the other side!
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**'''A:''' Why did the ''{any animal}'' cross the road?<br>'''B:''' I don't know, why?<br>'''A:''' Because it was stapled to the chicken!
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**'''A:''' What did zero say to eight?<br>'''B:''' I don't know, what?<br>'''A:''' "Nice belt."
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*This is the first puppet toon in which [[The Cheat]] does not appear.
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:puppetjam1.html|watch "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes"]]
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*[[HR:puppetjam1.swf|view the Flash file for "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes"]]
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*Read the [http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/Bad_Jokes TMBW.net entry]
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[[Category:Puppet Jam]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
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