Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues
From Homestar Runner Wiki
The Cheatbot (Talk | contribs) m (autoreplace: lack of visible arms) |
The Cheatbot (Talk | contribs) (autoreplace category: Everything Else DVD → Everything Else DVD Series) |
||
(includes 8 intermediate revisions) | |||
Line 3: | Line 3: | ||
'''Apple Juice Blues''' is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]]. | '''Apple Juice Blues''' is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]]. | ||
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, Puppet [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "homeslice" Runner]] on vox | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "homeslice" Runner]] on vox |
'''Running Time:''' 1:50 | '''Running Time:''' 1:50 | ||
Line 14: | Line 14: | ||
''{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}'' <br> | ''{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}'' <br> | ||
- | Apple juice... <br> | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Apple juice... <br> |
Sassafras... <br> | Sassafras... <br> | ||
Peoples always askin' me, <br> | Peoples always askin' me, <br> | ||
Line 20: | Line 20: | ||
I say— <br> | I say— <br> | ||
"Class is something you're born with, <br> | "Class is something you're born with, <br> | ||
- | It's not something | + | It's not something you can buy!" ''{Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}'' <br> |
Just look me in the eye! Lady! <br> | Just look me in the eye! Lady! <br> | ||
Gimmie a dollar! <br> | Gimmie a dollar! <br> | ||
Line 29: | Line 29: | ||
I was a fan! <br> | I was a fan! <br> | ||
A ceiling fan... <br> | A ceiling fan... <br> | ||
- | Man! <br> | + | Man! Ow!<br> |
When you asked me to marry you, I said, <br> | When you asked me to marry you, I said, <br> | ||
"What? I can't hear you, the TV's on." <br> ''{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}'' <br> | "What? I can't hear you, the TV's on." <br> ''{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}'' <br> | ||
Line 43: | Line 43: | ||
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
*Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his [[lack of visible arms]]. | *Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his [[lack of visible arms]]. | ||
- | ** | + | **However, the phrase he says to indicate that could just be [[Matt Chapman]]'s personal comment said through Homestar. |
- | *"Gimme a dollar | + | *"Gimme a dollar." is a fortune in [[Fortune Cookies]]. |
- | **"Giving Me | + | **"Giving Me a Dollar" is also a class at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]]. |
- | {{Puppet | + | {{Puppet Stuff}} |
- | [[Category:Puppet Jam]] | + | [[Category:Puppet Jam|A]] |
- | [[Category:Homestar | + | [[Category:Puppet Homestar Filmography]] |
- | [[Category:Everything Else DVD]] | + | [[Category:Everything Else DVD Series]] |
Revision as of 16:02, 8 March 2021
Apple Juice Blues is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with They Might Be Giants.
Cast (in order of appearance): John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, Puppet Homestar "homeslice" Runner on vox
Running Time: 1:50
DVD Exclusive: Everything Else, Volume 1
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No problems this time.
{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Apple juice...
Sassafras...
Peoples always askin' me,
"How d'you— how do you teach class?"
I say—
"Class is something you're born with,
It's not something you can buy!" {Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}
Just look me in the eye! Lady!
Gimmie a dollar!
Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! {the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}
I was a man!
But now I'm a dude!
Oh yeah!
I was a fan!
A ceiling fan...
Man! Ow!
When you asked me to marry you, I said,
"What? I can't hear you, the TV's on."
{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}
That TV was on, way too loud!
I didn't hear you propose to me. {Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}
Lady,
My arm really, really hurts.
{They Might Be Giants gradually stop playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {not singing anymore} Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. {falls}
Fun Facts
- Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his lack of visible arms.
- However, the phrase he says to indicate that could just be Matt Chapman's personal comment said through Homestar.
- "Gimme a dollar." is a fortune in Fortune Cookies.
- "Giving Me a Dollar" is also a class at Crazy Go Nuts University.