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Several '''products''' that [[Strong Bad]] could pose for were introduced in the [[Strong Bad Email]] '''[[modeling]]'''. | Several '''products''' that [[Strong Bad]] could pose for were introduced in the [[Strong Bad Email]] '''[[modeling]]'''. | ||
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==Homely Boy Brand Huge Tube Socks== | ==Homely Boy Brand Huge Tube Socks== | ||
Revision as of 07:57, 28 July 2007
Several products that Strong Bad could pose for were introduced in the Strong Bad Email modeling.
The implication seems to be that Strong Bad is imagining ads for which he wishes to model, and then the closest equivalent for which he has any hope of actually modeling for appears instead.
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Homely Boy Brand Huge Tube Socks
Homely Boy Brand Huge Tube Socks are an imagined brand of tube socks either created, owned, or endorsed by Strong Bad. Strong Bad ponders fancy leather shoes that you're supposed to wear without socks, which he is astounded by. As Strong Bad says this, an ad for Homely Boy Brand Huge Tube Socks appears, featuring Strong Bad smiling and wearing two identical blue-and-yellow striped tube socks while holding another, much longer sock with green stripes. The ad also has the "Homely Boy Brand Huge Tube Socks" logo at the top, Strong Bad's signature, and the slogan "You might could sleep in one!"
Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream
Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream is a colognac (a portmanteau of cognac and cologne) imagined by Strong Bad. Strong Bad himself appears in the imagined Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream ad. The ad features a circular-mouthed Strong Bad applying the cream to his dirty left foot while leaning up against a much larger container of the cream labeled Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream. The top of the paper has what seems to be the Doctor Stankfoot slogan: Got Stinkfoot? Get Stankfoot! The background of the ad is a gradient of light and dark green. Interestingly, Strong Bad seems to be applying the cream to his shoe.
The Case of the Dame with the Hard-to-Look-at-Teeth
Unattractive Detective Stories!! The Case of the Dame with the Hard-to-Look-at-Teeth is a steamy romance novel imagined by Strong Bad. The cover of the book features Strong Bad wearing a blue hat reminiscent of old detective movies and an unattractive brunette female with eleven hard-to-look-at-teeth and lots of blue eyeshadow. Also included on the cover is the novel's title and a reddish-brown gradient background.
As is the case with the other things Strong Bad imagines in "modeling", he describes a different book than the one pictured. Strong Bad imagines that he would be "ripped" on the cover, but he actually looks like his normal ab-less self on the actual book. He also imagines that he would be on top of some cliff or lighthouse clutching a milkmaid in a flowy dress, which is also untrue. In Strong Bad's version, Strong Bad's name is Parson Jim and the female's name is Chezmerelda. Chezmerelda believes that her and Parson Jim's relationship can never be, but Jim instructs Chezmerelda to "look in her heart".
