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- | [[Strong Sad]] predicts that in five years, Strong Bad will have completely lost his accent, and have a new computer, the [[Zappy XT6]] | + | [[Strong Sad]] predicts that in five years, Strong Bad will have completely lost his accent, and have a new computer, the [[Zappy XT6]]. |
===[[Baddest of the Bands]]=== | ===[[Baddest of the Bands]]=== |
Revision as of 18:00, 14 June 2012
Several characters have made predictions about what is to happen in the future. The majority of these predictions are highly unlikely to actually occur, but some have come true.
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2 years
In September 2003, Strong Bad was asked what the greatest advancement in Strong Badia will be in the next two years. Strong Bad proclaims that by 2005:
- the population of Strong Badia will have tripled from "Population: Tire" to "Population: Tire, Bundt Cake Pan, and Coach Z"
- the Stop Sign and the Cinder Block will break up
- Strong Badia will have developed a world-class hole
- The Cheat will finish painting a mural reading "Fireworks or Die"
- the Tire will have beat Strong Mad to "the title"
- Strong Sad will become more whiny
As of 2024, none of these predictions have come true.
montage
At the end of the email, it is claimed that The Paper would be replaced with an inkjet printer in email #173. This did, in fact, come true in the paper.
your funeral
On March 31, 2046, at 2:03 p.m., Strong Bad claims that there will be a zombie uprising. By about that time, Pom Pom and Strong Sad will have become tough, end-of-the-world-style heroes: Pom Pom sporting a flat-top, cigar, and ammunition belt; and Strong Sad shedding his wimpy image for a gritty-voiced, cigar-smoking, muscular fighter covered in scars and with a five o'clock shadow. His weapon of choice, however, will remain the same then as now: the leotard. Strong Bad, contrary to his outlook in replacement, has decided that he will never die. He will, however, fight on the side of the zombies, if they will let him.
Accent
Strong Sad predicts that in five years, Strong Bad will have completely lost his accent, and have a new computer, the Zappy XT6.
Baddest of the Bands
Strong Bad predicts that in the year 2086, dollars would be called "Globnars".
Hremail 62
Homestar Runner predicts that a theme park called "Homestar Dinoland" would open in July 2012. It is also suggested that the actual attraction may turn out to be just a drawer.