Peasant's Quest Animatic

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And the low quality graphics come in the night...

The Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, done in game graphics (mostly).

Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing, Kerrek, Jhonka, The Blue Knight, Videlectrix Mascot, Poor Gary, King of Peasantry, Trogdor, Baby Lady & Her Baby, Mendelev, Dongolev, Naked Ned, Pterodactyl, The Three Keepers of Trogdor

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Transcript Movie Trailer Animatic
NARRATOR: It began- The words "It Began..." appear on the screen in Gothic text The words "It Began..." appear on the screen in the font Commodore 64
-as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Uh—Not really- The words "Not Really," appear on the screen in the same font as before The words "Not Really," appear on the screen in the same font as before
-but still. The words "But Still." appear, again in the same font as before. The words "But Still." appear, again in the same font as before.
A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest...INTO THEATERS!! Cut to a shot of the Peasant's Quest video game. The camera zooms in on Rather Dashing. Cut to the same shot of the Peasant's Quest video game. The camera stays where it is.
RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage? The video game Rather Dashing fades into a live action version of himself. He looks around. Rather Dashing turns to the right, and to the left.
RATHER DASHING: TROGDOR!!! Fade through black to Rather Dashing standing in front of his burninated cottage. Fade through black to Rather Dashing standing in front of his burninated cottage.
A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to the throne room. A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. The Videlectrix Mascot is leaning on the logo and smoking, as in Peasant's Quest Preview. Cut to a throne room from King's Quest I. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry.
KING OF PEASANTRY: We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. Quick clips of a map of Peasantry and peasants being terrorized by a CGI Trogdor pass by. Quick clips of the in game map of Peasantry and the game TROGDOR! pass by.
KING OF PEASANTRY: I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!

RATHER DASHING: I'll upset your balance, my lord!

KING OF PEASANTRY: Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council!
Cut back to the throne room. Cut back to the throne room.
NARRATOR: From the sort of people who brought you Trogdor and Litigation Jackson... Rather Dashing walks up to Poor Gary. Rather Dashing walks up to Poor Gary.
RATHER DASHING: Easy now, Gary, I'm just going to WEAR MASK. Rather Dashing puts on the mask and scares Poor Gary away. Rather Dashing puts on the mask and Poor Gary runs through the fence.
BABY LADY: Show me you're a real man, Rather Dashing Shows close up of the Baby Lady, then shows Rather Dashing gulping. Shows close up of the Baby Lady, then shows Rather Dashing gulping.
RATHER DASHING: THROW BABY. Rather Dashing looks at baby, then throws it in lake. Rather Dashing looks at baby, then throws it in lake.
MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV: Haldo! They say "Haldo!", then raise their arms up as a gesture of some sort They raise their arms up as a gesture of some sort.
MENDELEV: I'm Mendelev!

DONGOLEV: I'm Dongolev!
Mendelev jumps from behind a tree, says his line, then Dongolev does the same, only jumping to the other side. Mendelev jumps from behind a tree, says his line, then Dongolev does the same, only jumping to the other side.
Naked Ned pokes out his head from behind a tree. Naked Ned pokes out his head from behind a tree.
BLUE KNIGHT: Rather Dashing? More like, rather homely. After saying "Rather Dashing", the knight lifts the visor on his helmet up. The knight lifts the visor on his helmet up.

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