Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

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Rather Dashing, Trogdor, and others appear in a real-life film epic.

Cast (in order of appearance): Trogdor, Rather Dashing, Kerrek, Jhonka, Blue Knight, Poor Gary, King of Peasantry, Trogdor, Peasant Woman, Baby, Mendelev, Dongolev, Naked Ned, Pterodactyl, The Three Keepers of Trogdor

{We're working on it!}

Transcript

NARRATOR: It began as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Not really. But still! A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest... INTO THEATERS!!

RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage?

{fade to black}

RATHER DASHING: TROGDOR!!!

{A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to a throne room. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!

RATHER DASHING: I'll upset YOUR Balance, my lord!

KING OF PEASANTRY Rather Dashing, you will not sass back to this council!

NARRATOR: From the sort of people who brought you Trogdor and Litigation Jackson...

RATHER DASHING: Easy now Gary, I'm just going to wear a mask.

{Gary Whinnies and turns around}

LADY PEASANT: Show me you're a real man Rather Dashing.

RATHER DASHING: Throw... Baby... ahhh!

External Links

• Watch the Movie Trailer
• SWF file (would-be transcriptors, I'd download this)
• Coral Cache of trailer
• Watch first few seconds of trailer on a mirror, because the HSR site is so darn slow. (Note: right click on the loading screen and press "play", or it will load for all eternity)
• EverybodyToTheLimit.com Mirror