Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

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TROGDOR!!!

Rather Dashing, Trogdor, and others appear in a real-life film epic.

Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing, Kerrek, Jhonka, The Red and Blue Knights, Poor Gary, King of Peasantry, Trogdor, Baby Lady, The Baby, Mendelev, Dongolev, Naked Ned, Pterodactyl, The Three Keepers of Trogdor

Transcript

NARRATOR: It began as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Uh- Not really, but still.

{Cut to a shot of the Peasant's Quest video game.}

NARRATOR: A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest... INTO THEATERS!!

{The video game Rather Dashing fades into a real-life version of him.}

RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage?

{Fade through black to Rather Dashing in his burninated cottage.}

RATHER DASHING: TROGDOR!!!

{A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to a throne room. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. {Quick clips of a map of Peasantry and peasants being terrorized by a CGI Trogdor pass by.} I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!

RATHER DASHING: I'll upset YOUR balance, my lord!

KING OF PEASANTRY: Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council!

NARRATOR: From the sort of people who brought you Trogdor and Litigation Jackson...

{Rather Dashing walks up to Poor Gary.}

RATHER DASHING: Easy now Gary, I'm just going to WEAR MASK.

{He does so, and Gary whinnies and runs away. Cut to inside a cottage.}

LADY PEASANT: Show me you're a real man, Rather Dashing.

{Cut to a lake.}

RATHER DASHING: THROW... BABY... ahhh!

{Cut to a forest.}

MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV: Haldo!

MENDELEV: I'm Mendelev...

DONGOLEV: I'm Dongolev...

{We see a shot of Naked Ned peering out from behind a tree.}

BLUE KNIGHT: Rather Dashing? More like Rather Homely!

{We see Rather Dashing eating a meatball sub. Cut back to the Archery. Mendelev is helping him train.}

NARRATOR: A Trog-venture for the whole Trog-Family!

{Cut to the outside of the Inn. Rather Dashing runs out screaming, with the pot of grease over his head. He hits the side of the Inn, and falls down. Cut to the Jhonka, who seems to just be a human beating the ground. Cut to the archery.}

RATHER DASHING: I'm just SO mad at Trogdor...

{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

BLUE KNIGHT: Access to Trogdor is strictly for peasants!

{Rather Dashing frowns. Cut back to Archery.}

RATHER DASHING: He just goes around burning things and doesn't even care!

{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

BLUE KNIGHT: You don't smell like a peasant...

{Cut to the Kerrek, jumping around. Rather Dashing is next to him, battling him, kills him, and gets his belt. Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

BLUE KNIGHT: You don't dress like a peasant...

{Cut to Rather Dashing battling the Jhonka. Rather Dashing puts on the peasant clothes.}

{Cut to Trogdor Cave Entrance}

BLUE KNIGHT: And you certainly aren't ON FIRE {his helmet lid slams shut} like a peasant!

{Cut to the rocky top of Trogdor's Cave. An on-fire Rather Dashing is climbing it. As Rather Dashing maintains grip on top, a pterodactyl flies by.}

NARRATOR: A quest for adventure! A quest for revenge!

{Trogdor screams and breathes his horrible fire. The Three Guards, who suddenly appear, wave their hands. Cut to the very top of the cave. It's midnight.}

NARRATOR: A quest... for a peasant! Peasant's Quest!

{The Peasant's Quest logo appears. Cut to film creation credits. Cut to the King's Castle.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: And the Trogdor comes... in the night.

RATHER DASHING: Not tonight he doesn't... come... in the night... Trogdor.

{Cut to Trogdor. He breathes fire. Cut to the Peasant's Quest Logo.}

Fun Facts

Trivia

• This was labeled as "Super Bowl halftime!!" on the main page, because The Brothers Chaps put this trailer up at halftime of the 2005 Super Bowl.
• These are the single largest Flash files on the entire site, with the 2.8 MB "jhonka" trailer being over one and a half times larger than the runner-up, Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams.
• When this trailer was first put up, TBC were apparently having server overloads for several hours. Because of this, the original 13.4 MB file was removed and was replaced with a note saying that Rather Dashing would be back was put up. Later, that was replaced with a screen enabling you to choose which file size you wanted to download:

                    Peasant's
                      Quest

               view ye olde trailer:
                  (chooseth size)

                 jhonka (2.6 mb)
                 kerrek (5.4 mb)
                trogdor (10.3 mb)

Ending Credits

• The loading screen used to read "loading a fairly big deal", but it now says "rather loading", refering to Rather Dashing.
• The ending credits read:

                        Videlectrix Films
                   in relative association with
                    Thorax Legitimate present
                    
                   "Peasant's Quest: The Movie:
             The Dashing Adventures of Rather Dashing
                     Or Trogdor's Big Movie"
                     
            Matt Chapman   Z. Gillespie   Lucky Yates
          Matt Gribbon   Jackie Chapman   Rene Delefont
        Jonathan Howe   Ryan Sterritt   Christian Danley
editor Ryan Sterritt   cinematographer Ryan Sterritt/Mike Chapman
            original score Mike Chapman/Jonathan Howe
 pterydactyl wrangler Matt Chapman   cartographer R. Craig Zobel
 
                 Directed by Lem Sportsinterviews

• Many of the people listed in the credits are mentioned elsewhere on the site- Ryan Sterritt helped create the Strong Bad Email DVD. Jackie Chapman is Matt Chapman's wife, Craig Zobel helps write some of the cartoons and Jonathan Howe helps with some of the games.
• The word "pterodactyl" is incorrectly spelled "pterydactyl" in the end credits.
• These credits are clickable for some reason; however, doing so doesn't seem to activate any easter eggs.
• When Rather Dashing is climbing up the mountain, and you see him from the front, the background is that of the Stone Mountain trail to the top. It is a large granite mountain near Atlanta, near where The Brothers Chaps live.
• We see that Craig Zobel is credited as the "cartographer", which is someone who makes maps.
• When Rather Dashing puts on the mask, and when he throws the baby, he speaks just like the commands in the actual game, i.e. you type in 'throw baby' in the game.

Inside References

• The movie is directed by Leomard Sportsinterviews, well known for his book This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd and Quite Possibly 3rd Base, among other things.
• Litigation Jackson was the fictional movie mentioned in A Decemberween Pageant.
• Many of the clips in this preview are taken directly from the Peasant's Quest game, including:
  • Scaring Poor Gary, the horse
  • Throwing The Baby in the water
  • Talking to the Baby Lady
  • Taking Kerrek's belt in the rain
  • Mendelev and Dongolev teaching you how to shoot an arrow
  • Fighting The Jhonka (though you don't actually fight him in the game)
  • Naked Ned appearing from behind the tree
  • Rather Dashing's vacation shirt
  • Rather Dashing with the pot stuck over his head
  • The guard's explanation of why Rather Dashing cannot see Trogdor
  • Climbing the mountain to Trogdor's lair
• When the Three Keepers of Trogdor are waving in the cave (after CG-Trogdor), the reptilian creature flying in the background makes the same noise as Mrs. Commanderson.
• The Peasantry Map includes places such as:
  • The Frumpish Mountians (sp)
  • The Slightly Dangerous Fields
  • That Weird Tree (you know)
  • Trogdor's Keep
• The music and ending lines ("And the Trogdor comes in the night!") are taken from Strong Bad's Trogdor song in the email dragon.
• "Thorax Legitimate" is probably refering to the Thorax Corporation.

Real-World References

• "Trogdor's Big Movie" may be a reference to the Winnie the Pooh movie, Piglet's Big Movie.
• The heading "A Lem Sportsinterviews Joint" is a reference to Spike Lee's movies which are called "A Spike Lee Joint."
• The blue knight's helmet slamming shut when he says something in anger may be a reference to a similar thing happening to the character Dark Helmet in the movie Spaceballs or the knight in the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
• The silhouette of Rather Dashing holding up the shining sword is a reference to the logo of The Legend of Zelda.
• The hands being waved in the air near the end are reminiscent of the Helping Hands from the movie Labyrinth.

External Links

• view Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
• view the flash file for Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
• forum thread re: "Movie Trailer"

Temporary Mirrors

• Coral Cache
• HSRForum.com Mirror
• JelloB.com Mirror
• EverybodyToTheLimit.com Mirror (Flash file only)