Peasant's Quest Animatic
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! Transcript !! Movie Trailer !! Animatic | ! Transcript !! Movie Trailer !! Animatic | ||
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- | | '''NARRATOR:''' It began | + | | '''NARRATOR:''' It began— || The words "It Began..." appear on the screen in Gothic text. || The words "It Began..." appear on the screen in the [[font]] Commodore 64. |
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- | | | + | | —as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Uh—Not really— || The words "Not Really," appear on the screen in the same font as before. || The words "Not Really," appear on the screen in the same font as before. |
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- | | | + | | —but still. || The words "But Still." appear, again in the same font as before. || The words "But Still." appear, again in the same font as before. |
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| A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest...INTO THEATERS!! || Cut to a shot of the Peasant's Quest video game. The camera zooms in on Rather Dashing. || Cut to the same shot of the Peasant's Quest video game. The camera stays where it is. | | A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest...INTO THEATERS!! || Cut to a shot of the Peasant's Quest video game. The camera zooms in on Rather Dashing. || Cut to the same shot of the Peasant's Quest video game. The camera stays where it is. | ||
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| '''RATHER DASHING:''' Easy now, Gary, I'm just going to WEAR MASK. || Rather Dashing puts on the mask and scares Poor Gary away. || Rather Dashing puts on the mask and Poor Gary runs through the fence. | | '''RATHER DASHING:''' Easy now, Gary, I'm just going to WEAR MASK. || Rather Dashing puts on the mask and scares Poor Gary away. || Rather Dashing puts on the mask and Poor Gary runs through the fence. | ||
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- | | '''BABY LADY:''' Show me you're a real man, Rather Dashing || Shows close up of the Baby Lady, then shows Rather Dashing gulping. || Shows close up of the Baby Lady, then shows Rather Dashing gulping. | + | | '''BABY LADY:''' Show me you're a real man, Rather Dashing. || Shows close up of the Baby Lady, then shows Rather Dashing gulping. || Shows close up of the Baby Lady, then shows Rather Dashing gulping. |
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| '''RATHER DASHING:''' THROW BABY. || Rather Dashing looks at baby, then throws it in lake. || Rather Dashing looks at baby, then throws it in lake. | | '''RATHER DASHING:''' THROW BABY. || Rather Dashing looks at baby, then throws it in lake. || Rather Dashing looks at baby, then throws it in lake. | ||
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- | | '''MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV:''' Haldo! || They say "Haldo!", then raise their arms up as a gesture of some sort || They raise their arms up as a gesture of some sort. | + | | '''MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV:''' Haldo! || They say "Haldo!", then raise their arms up as a gesture of some sort. || They raise their arms up as a gesture of some sort. |
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| '''MENDELEV:''' I'm Mendelev! <br><br> '''DONGOLEV:''' I'm Dongolev! || Mendelev jumps from behind a tree, says his line, then Dongolev does the same, only jumping to the other side. || Mendelev jumps from behind a tree, says his line, then Dongolev does the same, only jumping to the other side. | | '''MENDELEV:''' I'm Mendelev! <br><br> '''DONGOLEV:''' I'm Dongolev! || Mendelev jumps from behind a tree, says his line, then Dongolev does the same, only jumping to the other side. || Mendelev jumps from behind a tree, says his line, then Dongolev does the same, only jumping to the other side. |
Revision as of 01:32, 3 February 2017
The Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, done in game graphics (mostly).
Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing, Kerrek, Jhonka, The Blue Knight, Videlectrix Mascot, Poor Gary, King of Peasantry, Trogdor, Baby Lady & Her Baby, Mendelev, Dongolev, Naked Ned, Pterodactyl, The Three Keepers of Trogdor
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Visuals
Transcript | Movie Trailer | Animatic |
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NARRATOR: It began— | The words "It Began..." appear on the screen in Gothic text. | The words "It Began..." appear on the screen in the font Commodore 64. |
—as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Uh—Not really— | The words "Not Really," appear on the screen in the same font as before. | The words "Not Really," appear on the screen in the same font as before. |
—but still. | The words "But Still." appear, again in the same font as before. | The words "But Still." appear, again in the same font as before. |
A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest...INTO THEATERS!! | Cut to a shot of the Peasant's Quest video game. The camera zooms in on Rather Dashing. | Cut to the same shot of the Peasant's Quest video game. The camera stays where it is. |
RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage? | The video game Rather Dashing fades into a live action version of himself. He looks around. | Rather Dashing turns to the right, and to the left. |
RATHER DASHING: TROGDOR!!! | Fade through black to Rather Dashing standing in front of his burninated cottage. | Fade through black to Rather Dashing standing in front of his burninated cottage. |
A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to the throne room. | A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. The Videlectrix Mascot is leaning on the logo and smoking, as in Peasant's Quest Preview. Cut to a throne room from King's Quest I. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry. | |
KING OF PEASANTRY: We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. | Quick clips of a map of Peasantry and peasants being terrorized by a CGI Trogdor pass by. | Quick clips of the in game map of Peasantry and the game TROGDOR! pass by. |
KING OF PEASANTRY: I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance! RATHER DASHING: I'll upset your balance, my lord! KING OF PEASANTRY: Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council! | Cut back to the throne room. | Cut back to the throne room. |
NARRATOR: From the sort of people who brought you Trogdor and Litigation Jackson... | Rather Dashing walks up to Poor Gary. | Rather Dashing walks up to Poor Gary. |
RATHER DASHING: Easy now, Gary, I'm just going to WEAR MASK. | Rather Dashing puts on the mask and scares Poor Gary away. | Rather Dashing puts on the mask and Poor Gary runs through the fence. |
BABY LADY: Show me you're a real man, Rather Dashing. | Shows close up of the Baby Lady, then shows Rather Dashing gulping. | Shows close up of the Baby Lady, then shows Rather Dashing gulping. |
RATHER DASHING: THROW BABY. | Rather Dashing looks at baby, then throws it in lake. | Rather Dashing looks at baby, then throws it in lake. |
MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV: Haldo! | They say "Haldo!", then raise their arms up as a gesture of some sort. | They raise their arms up as a gesture of some sort. |
MENDELEV: I'm Mendelev! DONGOLEV: I'm Dongolev! | Mendelev jumps from behind a tree, says his line, then Dongolev does the same, only jumping to the other side. | Mendelev jumps from behind a tree, says his line, then Dongolev does the same, only jumping to the other side. |
Naked Ned pokes out his head from behind a tree. | Naked Ned pokes out his head from behind a tree. | |
BLUE KNIGHT: Rather Dashing? More like, rather homely. | After saying "Rather Dashing", the knight lifts the visor on his helmet up. | The knight lifts the visor on his helmet up. |
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