One Two, One Two
From Homestar Runner Wiki
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Poopsmith, Bubs, Strong Sad, Coach Z, The King of Town, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, Homsar, Marzipan
Places: The Field, The King of Town's Grill, The King of Town's Castle, Bubs' Concession Stand, Gymnasium, Marshmallow's Last Stand, Club Technochocolate, Bathroom of the Brothers Strong, Outer Space
Date: Monday, May 28, 2007
Running Time: 1:33
Page Title: Lookout World!
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two... {continues in background}
{Cut to Strong Mad lifting the cover off The King of Town's grill to reveal The Cheat.}
THE CHEAT: {angry The Cheat noises}
{Strong Mad replaces the cover; his reflection is clearly visible}
STRONG MAD: Gah!
{This set of sounds continues in the background; cut to The Poopsmith patting a pile of whatsit}
THE POOPSMITH: {noises from the whatsit}
{Noise continues in background again; cut back to Strong Mad.}
STRONG MAD: Gah!
{All three noises are still playing in background; cut to Bubs grinding various objects into sausages}
BUBS: Ooh! Ah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...
{Cut back to The Poopsmith.}
THE POOPSMITH: {noises from the whatsit}
{Cut to a 4-way screen split of the four scenes currently going on, sound effects continue. Then cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z in the gymnasium.}
STRONG SAD: Here I go! {pats his belly to make noise; scoreboard buzzes}
COACH Z: Atta boy!
{This continues in the background; cut to The King of Town eating marshmallows.}
THE KING OF TOWN: {eating noises}
{Eating noises continue in the background; cut back to Homestar Runner walking.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One, two...
{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad.}
COACH Z: Atta boy!
{Cut to Pom Pom at Club Technochocolate; he is throwing 100 dollar bills into the air, making bouncing noises.}
{Sound effects continue in the background; cut to Strong Bad in the shower, singing.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! The city is at night and I'm dancin! Dancin! Homsar solo!
{All sound effects temporarily cease; cut to Homsar in a nearly black space.}
HOMSAR: AAaAaaaAaAAaAaAAAaAAaAaAAAaaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaaAAaAh!
{All sound effects resume; cut to Marzipan playing her guitar.}
MARZIPAN: {guitar riff}
{Sound effects continue; cut to Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: Look out world! I'm an independent girl! Rollin' around like a motorcade! Look out world! I'm an independent girl! {sound effects stop} {out of key} You can meet me down at the arcade! {no longer singing} Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here. {taps the brush he is holding} Is this thing broken?
{fade out}
{The MixMastah 800 appears, allowing the user to turn on any combination of effects and alter their audio output. Initially, only Bubs' effect turned on.}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- A motorcade is a procession of cars leading a VIP, usually a political figure, down a main road.
Trivia
- The items Bubs grinds into sausages include a steak, a tennis ball, and Chinese food.
Remarks
- Homestar doesn't saying "one, two" in time with his walking in some parts.
- When released, this toon had an "Again?" button, but it was removed within a few minutes of release.
Goofs
- At one point, during a cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z, the score on the scoreboard changes from 12 to 2 for a single frame before changing to 13.
- When it is 13, it just barely sticks out of the box.
- In the MixMastah, when Pom Pom is turned on and no one else is, The Poopsmith's effect can be heard in the background.
Inside References
- Homestar Runner's animation is based on a Weekly Sketchbook image, and was previously shown at the Georgia Tech talk. A graffiti image of Coach Z seen behind Strong Sad was also from a Sketchbook image.
- The starry backround in the Homsar solo was previously seen in an Easter egg in ghosts.
Real-World References
- The way Homestar walks references the iconic "Truckin'" images by Robert Crumb.
- The 'Fightin' Coach Z's' logo resembles Notre Dame's 'Fighting Irishman' logo
