Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption

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"A Decemberween tradition."

Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption is a Rube Goldberg-esque device designed to harm Rumble Red by Old-Timey Marzipan in Decemberween Short Shorts. Disguised as a Decemberween present, the contraption is made up of 13 sticks of dynamite, which hold a pistol, which holds a cement mixer, which holds a bear trap that fell on Rumble Red, snapps shut, and beheads him. The device was probably used on Rumble Red because of his poor reputation with The Homestar Runner as seen in 4 branches and Decemberween Short Shorts.

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