Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption

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"A Decemberween tradition."

Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption was a device designed to harm Rumble Red by Old-Timey Marzipan in Decemberween Short Shorts. Disguised as a Decemberween present, the contraption was made up of 13 sticks of dynamite, which held a pistol, which held a can of cement, which held an animal trap that fell on Rumble Red, snapped shut, and beheaded him. The device was probably used on Rumble Red because of his poor reputation with The Homestar Runner as seen in 4 branches and Decemberween Short Shorts.

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