Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption

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'''Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption''' is a [[Wikipedia:Rube Goldberg machine|Rube Goldberg-esque]] device designed to harm [[Rumble Red]] by [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].  Disguised as a [[Decemberween]] present, the contraption is made up of 13 sticks of dynamite, which hold a pistol, which holds a cement mixer, which holds a bear trap that fell on Rumble Red, snapped shut, and beheaded him.  The device was probably used on Rumble Red because of his poor reputation with [[The Homestar Runner]] as seen in [[4 branches]] and Decemberween Short Shorts.
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'''Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption''' is a [[Wikipedia:Rube Goldberg machine|Rube Goldberg-esque]] device designed to harm [[Rumble Red]] by [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].  Disguised as a [[Decemberween]] present, the contraption is made up of 13 sticks of dynamite, which hold a pistol, which holds a cement mixer, which holds a bear trap that fell on Rumble Red, snaps shut, and beheads him.  The device was probably used on Rumble Red because of his poor reputation with [[The Homestar Runner]] as seen in [[4 branches]] and Decemberween Short Shorts.
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Revision as of 21:49, 17 January 2007

"A Decemberween tradition."

Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption is a Rube Goldberg-esque device designed to harm Rumble Red by Old-Timey Marzipan in Decemberween Short Shorts. Disguised as a Decemberween present, the contraption is made up of 13 sticks of dynamite, which hold a pistol, which holds a cement mixer, which holds a bear trap that fell on Rumble Red, snaps shut, and beheads him. The device was probably used on Rumble Red because of his poor reputation with The Homestar Runner as seen in 4 branches and Decemberween Short Shorts.

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