Odd Similes
From Homestar Runner Wiki
Sometimes, a character of the Homestar Runner universe (usually Homestar Runner) will use an odd simile.
Appearances
- Summer Short Shorts — Homestar Runner says:
- "You and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit."
- "We're like this bowl of mayonnaise here."
- "I'm smart as peanuts."
- "You and me? Soggy napkin."
- Strongest Man in the World — Homestar Runner says "I feel fresh as a bagel!"
- Email rough copy — Homestar Runner says "Pure as a mountain goat."
- Email winter pool — Strong Bad says "Smack it like a newborn's biscuit."
- April Fool 2014 — Homestar Runner says "Just like fallin' off a web van."