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*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jorb Well Done]], [[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
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*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jorb Well Done]], [[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*[[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[dullard]], [[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
*[[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[dullard]], [[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
*News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
*News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
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*Server at The Pizz ([[pizza joint]])
*Server at The Pizz ([[pizza joint]])
*Server at a diner ([[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Main Page 5]], [[Date Nite]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
*Server at a diner ([[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Main Page 5]], [[Date Nite]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
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*[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]  mascot ([[mascot]], [[4 branches]], [[rough copy]])
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*[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]  mascot ([[mascot]], [[4 branches]], [[rough copy]], [[On Break]])
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*Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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*Detective ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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|[[Pom Pom]]
|[[Pom Pom]]
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*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]])
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*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])
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*Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]])
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*Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]], [[independent]])
*"Big Cheese" at the office ([[from work]])
*"Big Cheese" at the office ([[from work]])
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*Mascot ([[On Break]])
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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*Detective ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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|[[Strong Bad]]
|[[Strong Bad]]
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*News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
*News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
*Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
*Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
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*Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]])
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*[[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]], [[On Break]])
*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
*Lifeguard ''(may be amateur)'' ([[keep cool]])
*Lifeguard ''(may be amateur)'' ([[keep cool]])
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*Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet ([[montage]])
*Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet ([[montage]])
*Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz ([[pizza joint]])
*Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz ([[pizza joint]])
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*Health Inspector ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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|[[The Cheat]]
|[[The Cheat]]
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*Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered by The Cheat]])
*Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered by The Cheat]])
*Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[garage sale]])
*Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[garage sale]])
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*Drummer ([[Cool Things]])
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*Drummer ([[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Commando ([[army]])
*Commando ([[army]])
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*Disc jockey ([[geddup noise]], [[nightlife]])
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*Disc jockey ([[geddup noise]], [[nightlife]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Owner of Cheatsa Pizza ([[pizza joint]])
*Owner of Cheatsa Pizza ([[pizza joint]])
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*Actor ([[more armies]])
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|[[Marzipan]]
|[[Marzipan]]
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*Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]], [[Career Day]])
*Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]], [[Career Day]])
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*Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]])
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*Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Actress ([[being mean]])
*Actress ([[being mean]])
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|[[Strong Mad]]
|[[Strong Mad]]
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*Bassist ([[Cool Things]])
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*Bassist ([[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
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*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
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*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
*Bouncer ([[nightlife]])
*Bouncer ([[nightlife]])
*Actor ([[being mean]])
*Actor ([[being mean]])
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|[[Strong Sad]]
|[[Strong Sad]]
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*Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]])
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*Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]], [[independent]])
*Temp ([[from work]])
*Temp ([[from work]])
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Violinist ([[Quality Time]])
*Violinist ([[Quality Time]])
*Rock journalist ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Rock journalist ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
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*Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]], [[Rap Song]])
*Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]], [[Rap Song]])
*Janitor ([[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[DNA Evidence]])
*Janitor ([[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[DNA Evidence]])
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*[[Blubb-O's]] mascot ([[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
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*[[Blubb-O's]] mascot ([[Blubb-O's Commercial]], [[On Break]])
*Actor ([[being mean]])
*Actor ([[being mean]])
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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*Policeman ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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|[[Bubs]]
|[[Bubs]]
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*TV/VCR Repairman ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*TV/VCR Repairman ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Toga Yoga Instuctor ([[DNA Evidence]])
*Toga Yoga Instuctor ([[DNA Evidence]])
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*Bartender ([[nightlife]])
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*Bartender ([[nightlife]], [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Black market dealer in legitimate goods ([[licensed]])
*Black market dealer in legitimate goods ([[licensed]])
*Videlectrician ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Videlectrician ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Veterinarian ([[Best Caper Ever]])
*Veterinarian ([[Best Caper Ever]])
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*Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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*[[Questionable Services|Questionable]] Medical Coverage Provider ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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*Sketch artist ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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*Lawyer ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
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|[[The King of Town]]
|[[The King of Town]]
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*King
*King
*Food marketer
*Food marketer
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*Star of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])
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*Star of a comic strip ''(temporary)'' ([[old comics]])
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*Star of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!]])
*Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
*Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
*Teacher ([[being mean]])
*Teacher ([[being mean]])
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*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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|[[Marshie]]
|[[Marshie]]
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*Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]])
*Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
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*Entrepreneur ([[2 emails]])
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|[[Senor Cardgage]]
|[[Senor Cardgage]]
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*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
*Owner of a shady daycare ([[licensed]])
*Owner of a shady daycare ([[licensed]])
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|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
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|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]]
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|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[That Little Chef Guy]]
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*Servants to [[The King of Town]]
*Servants to [[The King of Town]]
*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]], a [[senior prom|general business band]], and a [[the movies|Mariachi Band]]
*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]], a [[senior prom|general business band]], and a [[the movies|Mariachi Band]]
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*Characters in a TV show ([[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]])
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|[[Frank Bennedetto]]
|[[Frank Bennedetto]]
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*Voice of [[Gunhaver]] in [[Cheat Commandos]]
*Voice of [[Gunhaver]] in [[Cheat Commandos]]
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*Spokesperson for [[Pistols for Pandas]] ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])
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*Spokesperson for [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], [[Pistols For Pandas]])
*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
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*Spokesperson for halloweensafety.gov ([[Halloween Safety]])
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*Movie Star ([[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[rampage]])
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*Lawyer ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
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Current revision as of 23:40, 6 April 2017

"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see A Jorb Well Done.
"Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see Career Day.

The occupations of many Free Country, USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.

[edit] Known occupations

Character Jobs
Homestar Runner
Pom Pom
Strong Bad
The Cheat
Marzipan
Strong Mad
Strong Sad
Coach Z
Bubs
The King of Town
Homsar
Marshie
Old-Timey Strong Bad
Senor Cardgage
Vector Strong Bad
Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife
  • Soldier, Homestarmy (army)
The Poopsmith, The Cleric, The Blacksmith, The Hornblower, The Knight, That Little Chef Guy
Frank Bennedetto
Wagon Fulla Pancakes
Crack Stuntman
Litigation Jackson
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