No Hands On Deck!

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"I'll just go build a deck!"

Homestar decides to build a deck... with galvanized nails!

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Cardboard Marzipan, The King of Town, Pom Pom, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Sad

Places: Marshmallow's Last Stand, The King of Town's Castle, The Stick, Marzipan's House

Date: August 14, 2006

Running Time: 3:07

Page title: Homestar Decker-Slaney!



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{Homestar is sitting at a table, opposite the cardboard-cutout rendering of Marzipan, using a string to make her talk, like a puppet. Homestar pulls on the string.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {trying to sound like Cardboard Marzipan} And they feed the duck stew at two. Don't you think that's awful? {himself; glaring at Cardboard Marzipan} Look, girl-thing-across-from-me, I gotta level with you, {Homestar leaps up from his seat} I'ma go build a deck! {Homestar races off, then appears under the table to talk as Cardboard Marzipan one last time} I gots to find me a new man.

{Cut to The King of Town eating something from a blue bowl}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {runs up} Hey, King of Town!

KING OF TOWN: {coughs up a remote control}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gonna build a deck!

{Cut to The Cheat at The Stick knitting a ball of orange yarn}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {leans out from behind The Stick} The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!

{Cut to Homestar standing on Marzipan's couch. Pom Pom is filming him with a video camera, and a boom mike is over is head.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I am the Deckeman! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!

{Cut to Strong Sad under the sheets on his bed}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {pokes out from under the sheets} Oh. Hi, Strong Sad. Um, not sure how I got in here. I'll just... go back the way I came. {disappears under the sheets}.

STRONG SAD: I have got to get my perscription changed.

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