No Hands On Deck!

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*Strong Sad first mentioned taking medication in [[funny]].
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*As Homestar says "marshmallows", his head and voice briefly transform to the earlier [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] form. He said it the same way in [[Homestar Talker]].
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**Homestar's comments on Melonade and Bubs' comments to dancing, is a referance to their original, one-dimensional personalities.
*Bubs' dance moves are the spin and flip from [[Dancing Bubs]].
*Bubs' dance moves are the spin and flip from [[Dancing Bubs]].
*The [[Periodicals|newspaper]], ''The Local Newspapes'', also appears in the [[Dangeresque]] series.
*The [[Periodicals|newspaper]], ''The Local Newspapes'', also appears in the [[Dangeresque]] series.

Revision as of 11:17, 31 October 2006

Toon Category: Shorts
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"I'm gonna go build a deck!"

Homestar decides to build a deck... with galvanized nails!

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Cardboard Marzipan, The King of Town, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Mad (Easter egg)

Places: Marshmallow's Last Stand, The King of Town's Castle, The Stick, Marzipan's House, Strong Sad's Room, The Field, Coach Z's Locker Room, Bubs' Concession Stand

Date: August 14, 2006

Running Time: 3:07

Page title: Homestar Decker-Slaney!

Contents

Transcript

{The toon opens in Marshmallow's Last Stand with Homestar Runner sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan. As he speaks for her, he moves her head with a string.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Cardboard Marzipan} And they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Look, girl sitting across from me. I gotta level with you. {jumps up} I'm gonna go build a deck!

{Homestar runs away from the table. He pops up from under the table to imitate Cardboard Marzipan}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Cardboard Marzipan} I gots to find me a new man.

{Cut to The King of Town eating something white in a bowl. Homestar pops up from under the table.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, King of Town!

{The King of Town spits out a remote control.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gonna build a deck!

{Cut to The Cheat knitting in The Field. Homestar pops out from behind The Stick.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!

{Cut to Homestar standing on Marzipan's couch. Pom-Pom is holding a camera and a boom mic is overhead.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I am the Deckman! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!

{Cut to Strong Sad lying in bed. Homestar pops out from under the covers.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Hi, Strong Sad... Um... Not sure how I got in here... I'll just... go back the way I came.

{Homestar disappears under the covers.}

STRONG SAD: I have got to get my prescription changed!

{"The Local Newspapes" appears with headline "No Hands On Deck!!"}

{Cut to Homestar and Bubs in The Field. Homestar is wearing a tool belt and leaning against a stack of wood. He also has a toothpick in his mouth, which remains for the rest of the toon.}

BUBS: Now what's all this about, Homestar?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What, you didn't know? Yeah, I'm building me a deck. Using galvanized nails. That's right, that's right. I said I'm using galvani' nai'.

BUBS: Galvanized nails, eh? Sounds legit. We can chill out on it an' drink melonade all summer long.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, melonade! We haven't talked about that much lately! Maybe we can eat some {Homestar's head turns into an older animation style, and he speaks accordingly} marshmallows {Homestar's head and voice turn back to normal} too!

BUBS: And I like to dance! {beat plays and Bubs does a little dance} Well, I'll let you get back to work. I'll swing by later on with a sixer of Melonade!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Make it a seven-er.

BUBS: Aroo-got it!

{Cut to Coach Z's Locker Room.}

COACH Z: Galvanized, you don't say?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, it's pretty legit. I was thinking about writing a musical about it too. Maybe call it, "My Good/Great Deck". I'll probably get Rappaport to star in it.

COACH Z: What about me? I wanna be in your myorsical! I can be the orphan! {Coach Z switches his hat to a flat cap and starts singing} Oh, where is my mudder-dee-doo?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's a good one, Coach. A {the shot zooms in with each of the next three words} really... really... good one. Well, I better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon. {leaves}

COACH Z: {holds up four Tony awards} But what abrat my four Tony Awards?

{Cut to Homestar sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan in Marshmallow's Last Stand}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: 'Kipedia said vulcanized was the way to go. But I dang old knew better. Galvanized, galvanized, galvanized, that's what I always say!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Cardboard Marzipan} Homestar, are you using galvanized nails to hide the fact that you don't know how to build a deck?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gonna have to get... back to you on that one... Peow! {a small cloud of dust appears, but nothing happens}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Cardboard Marzipan} ... Ahem...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Let's try that again. Peow! {runs off, leaving behind another small cloud of dust}

{Music plays. Homestar marches forward super-imposed on top of a hammer and saw working on two separate pieces of wood. The scene switches to show a small Homestar being hammered into a plank of wood repeatedly. The scene switches again, showing a saw sawing wood mirrored in four orientations while Homestar flies forward on a pile of lumber. A second pile flies by in the opposite direction. The scene switches to a tabletop, where a tiny Homestar marches, leading a number of galvanized nails out of the box. A larger Homestar rises up from behind, watching them then begins to groove with the music.}

{Music ends. Cut to Bubs and Homestar standing on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, holding cans of Melonade}

BUBS: Well, I'm impressed, Homestar. When you said you were building a deck, I figured it would end up being something stupid and terrible. You know, 'cause you were building it.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, me too!

{Looks out over The Field, which is now completely covered in wood.}

BUBS: But I think I could get used to this!

{Cut back to Bubs and Homestar}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here's to galvanized nails and cardboard females!

BUBS: I'll drink to that! {Bubs and Homestar chink their cans in a toast.}

{Cut back to the image of the wooden field. Wooden clouds can now be seen as well. The screen reads "end." and "back."}

Easter Eggs

Mudder-Dee-Doo!
  • When Homestar says he'll make a musical, click on the locker handle to the left of him to see a playbill for it.
The bill reads:
T H E A T E R
My Good/
Great Deck
{A picture of Homestar looking determinedly at three galvanized nails}
featuring:
'Where Is My Mudder-
Dee-Doo?'
A Three Act Opt-In Musical Rant
by Homestar Runner
(now with 50% more Rappaport!)
  • At the end of the cartoon, click the second tree to the left to see a brief scene with a few characters in a 'wooded' environment.
{A lumber-covered Cardboard Marzipan is standing on the deck. Homestar peeks out from under a plank and manipulates her with the string.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Cardboard Marzipan} Oh, Homestar, I'm so proud of you!
{Cut to Strong Mad, similarly boxed in with lumber.}
STRONG MAD: ME TOO!

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • Galvanization is the process of coating steel or iron with zinc to reduce corrosion. Thus, galvanized nails are zinc-coated nails.
    • Using galvanized nails with ACQ pressure treated deck lumber will lead to electrolysis which will corrode nails very quickly, leading to an unsightly and possibly unstable deck.
  • Vulcanization is the curing of rubber. This makes the rubber harder and more durable.
  • The term "Ham and Egger" refers to a mediocre or bland athlete, a reference to the fact that ham and eggs is an "ordinary" meal. The slang term was widely used in the world of professional boxing, where it meant either an ordinary grade sparring partner or a palooka, a loser. A "ham and egger" is the opposite of a contender. It was also used in professional wrestling, referring to a wrestler who routinely lost in opening matches and wouldn't make much money, but would still get paid enough to buy a simple meal. The wrestling meaning was popularized by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
  • Feeding ducks "through a tube" refers to a technique used to enlarge duck livers for the preparation of foie gras by force-feeding cornmeal down the throat several times a day. The alleged harmful effects of this technique are debated among environmental activists and foie gras producers. At the time of this toon's release, the Associated Press and other major news organizations were running stories on the Chicago ban on foie gras that went into effect on the released date of the toon.
  • Apothecaries, from the Middle Ages through the 19th century, filled roles analogous to modern pharmacists.
  • The Tony Award is an award given for merit in live American theater, particularly on Broadway.
  • The call, "all hands on deck" is used on naval vessels to request that all available personnel to report to the top-most deck of the ship. This command is usually given in an emergency such as a fire.

Trivia

"All the decks fit to print"
  • This toon's loading screen reads "loadinate".
  • The newspaper reads...

The Local Newspapes


NO HANDS ON DECK!!
Area Man To Build Deck

FCUSA - The world waits with baited breath
as local ham n' egger Homestar Runner
prepares to break ground on a wooden
deck-like Structure of what can only be
described (by him) as 'deckic proportions.'

The 'Deckeman?'

Strong Sad Unavailable
For Comment!

Last seen at local apothecary Bubs' Concession

  • The last time melonade was mentioned was in Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig, but was actually seen last in anything.
  • The toon was originally put on the site without the Easter eggs and the wood covered clouds. These were added a few hours later.
  • The phrase "with baited breath" is a common misspelling of the phrase "with bated breath", meaning "in extreme anticipation".
  • The cans of Melonade Bubs and Homestar are drinking at the end are marked "12 fl. oz."
  • The Geddup Noise can be heard when Homestar jumps up and runs away in the opening scene.
  • When the toon first came out, on the Toons Menu it said "All Hands On Deck!". It now says "No Hands On Deck!".

Goofs

  • There is a tiny dot above Homestar's lip in the first scene when he squints his eyes and says says "I gotta level with you"

Glitches

  • You can still click on the Musical Easter Egg after the screen cuts to Coach Z, even though the locker handle isn't there.

Inside References

"Maybe we can eat some... Marshmallows... too!"
  • The title of the short and the newspaper headline refer to Homestar's lack of visible arms.
  • "Cardboard Marzipan" originated in Happy Fireworks.
  • The King of Town is eating the remote control of the Telebision.
  • Just as in the email pom pom, Pom Pom operates the camera while someone else holds the boom mic.
  • Strong Sad first mentioned taking medication in funny.
  • As Homestar says "marshmallows", his head and voice briefly transform to the earlier A Jumping Jack Contest form. He said it the same way in Homestar Talker.
    • Homestar's comments on Melonade and Bubs' comments to dancing, is a referance to their original, one-dimensional personalities.
  • Bubs' dance moves are the spin and flip from Dancing Bubs.
  • The newspaper, The Local Newspapes, also appears in the Dangeresque series.
  • Homestar's line, "...if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon," breaks the fourth wall.
  • The Cheat was also seen knitting in Seasonal Sweaters.
  • Homestar's intonation of "Peow!" while dashing off screen is similar to Strong Bad's in garage sale.

Real-World References

  • The name "Homestar Decker-Slaney" is a reference to U.S. middle-distance runner Mary Decker-Slaney.
  • The name "Rappaport" may be a reference to Herb Gardner's Tony award winning play "I'm Not Rappaport" or to stage and film actor Michael Rapaport.
  • "'Kipedia" is a reference to Wikipedia. The 'Kipedia article on deck building did not mention any nails at the time the toon was created, galvanized or otherwise.
  • Homestar standing on the couch to announce his intention to build a deck is likely a reference to Tom Cruise's infamous sofa stand on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

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