New Paper
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New Paper, or The Paper 2.0, is the replacement for The original Paper after its printer broke in the email the paper (just as foretold in the email montage). Unlike its predecessor, it comes from an inkjet printer capable of printing color. Strong Bad dislikes the new sound that it makes and insists that it impress him. New Paper's first attempt at doing so was to print out an ASCII picture of a butt made from hyphens and dollar signs, which was judged to be a partial success. According to Strong Bad, it's still on "trial status". Its first printing sound effect, according to Strong Bad, was "Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk," and it has recently been shortened to "vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk" possibly to take less time to end an email.
New paper features a picture on either side of the text "Click here to email Strong Bad strongbad@homestarrunner.com". The pictures are the "@" key from a keyboard and Strong Bad's head in an envelope. Both pictures are in color.
In mini-golf, New Paper comes down early while Strong Bad was still writing the email. He then angrily asks it to go back up. In the end, when New Paper comes down in time, he asks if it's ever not running out of ink.
In concert, Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that the New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disc in it to make more of a scratchy sound.
