Mottos and Slogans

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Contents 1 Mottos and Slogans 1.1 Bubs' Concession Stand 1.2 Bubs' Old Pizza 1.3 Cheat Commandos 1.4 Coach Z Ale 1.5 Cold One 1.6 Crazy Go Nuts University 1.7 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows 1.8 Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights 1.9 Hamburger Shampoo 1.10 Litigation Jackson 1.11 Schenectady Crispies 1.12 Senor Cardgage Mort-gage 1.13 Strong Bad's EGGS 1.14 Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA 1.15 Strong Badia Action Cool News 5 1.16 Styles Upon Styles 1.17 Suge Brown 1.18 The Cheatcakes 1.19 The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show 1.20 Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders 1.21 Videlectrix

Mottos and Slogans

Besides normal catch phrases, the numerous companies throughout the Homestar Runner universe all have mottos.

Bubs' Concession Stand

• "We're always awesome!" — Bubs' Character Page

Bubs' Old Pizza

• "It's-A Really Old" — privileges

Cheat Commandos

• "Buy all our playsets and toys!"

Coach Z Ale

• "Differently Lame!" — time capsule

Cold One

• "A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — property of ones

Crazy Go Nuts University

• "The future is you... probably" — CGNU

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

• "Made from the best stuff!" — Meet Marshie, Pumpkin Carve-nival, A Decemberween Pageant
• "They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!"

Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights

• "Handpuffed at the factory in Neuconsin" — Mr. Shmallow

Hamburger Shampoo

• "Geddup Noise approved!" — geddup noise
• "Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" — geddup noise

Litigation Jackson

• "The system really works, jerks!" — A Decemberween Pageant

Schenectady Crispies

• "I hope I don't get caught!" — labor day, the bet

Senor Cardgage Mort-gage

• "Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — Senor Mortgage

Strong Bad's EGGS

• "A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!" — morning routine

Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA

• "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle" — theme park

Strong Badia Action Cool News 5

• "We're investiga-awesome!" — local news

Styles Upon Styles

• "Steep prices and trees!" — animal

Suge Brown

• "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!" — best thing

The Cheatcakes

• "Those people go to prison!" — stupid stuff, do over

The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show

• "Let the King have some!" — senior prom

Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders

• "Whisk Away The Worries!" — 2 emails

Videlectrix

• "We use computers... to make video games!"