More Fan Costumes

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"Aww, Homestar babies!"

Strong Bad cruelly makes fun of the Halloween costumes fans made, again.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Horrible Painting, Homestar Runner (all audio only)

Page Title: The Ween Aught Five

Date: November 7, 2005

Running Time: 3:05

Contents

Transcript

Storyboards

Image Featured
Character
Voiceover
File:Morefancostumes1.PNG Strong Bad STRONG BAD: Dear Strong Bad, how's your miserable job at the depressing faceless office park? Oh, pretty good, Geraldine. Today they let me stand out in the parking lot and stretch my head during my seven-minute lunch break. If I'm lucky, I'll get to work here for ten years with no promotion and then get laid off!
File:Morefancostumes2.PNG Burninated Peasant,
Trogdor
STRONG BAD: Whoa, a burning peasant and Trogdor partying together in perfect harmony! And a full nine days before Halloween even!
File:Morefancostumes3.PNG Coach Z,
King of Town,
Marzipan
STRONG BAD: Oh, and next on the worthless arts and crafts shopping channel, the least popular Homestar Runner characters gourd collection. Nothing completes an old lady vestibule quite like them.
File:Morefancostumes4.PNG The Cheat STRONG BAD: Ahh! The Cheat! Some kind of adorable baby is bursting out of you!
File:Morefancostumes5.PNG Bubs STRONG BAD: Come on, man! Bubs has flipper arms, not tentacle arms! Those things look deadly, like they could pry the shell off a... mollusk... in no time flat! Now, go enjoy the crappy Halloween decorations we put up in the cafeteria. Amanda from sales worked all morning on those!
File:Morefancostumes6.PNG Strong Bad STRONG BAD: Oh, yeah. That's the way to get decapitated, man. Couple of young ladies to cuddle up with my giant severed head...
File:Morefancostumes6a.PNG Strong Bad STRONG BAD: Uh—oh, wait a minute, now, girls, what's going on here?
File:Morefancostumes6b.PNG Strong Bad STRONG BAD: Aaah! My poor husky head! Were there at least any Twixes in there?
File:Morefancostumes7.PNG Mr. Shmallow STRONG BAD: A Mr. Shmallow costume? Are you kidding me? Were you trying to lose friends this Halloween?
File:Morefancostumes8.PNG Trogdor STRONG BAD: I said "S and more different S"! Not seven or... more different... crescent wrench. And is that limp pantyhose worm supposed to be a beefy arm? Why don't you walk back there to the China Express and get them to fill that thing with teriyaki chicken. And then we'll go to Spencer's Gifts.
Horrible Painting HORRIBLE PAINTING: Come on in heeere.

STRONG BAD: Uh-oh, that thing is way more evil in pumpkin form. Must... fight... jibblies! Can't... hold... on... much... longer! A-jibblie-jibblie!

Strong Bad,
Homestar Runner,
The Cheat
STRONG BAD: Aww, Homestar babies! Check 'em out, they're just like real life! The Strong Bad kid is like, "Ooh! Feel my wrath!" And the Homestar kid is just totally clueless, like, "I wike candies!" And then The Cheat is like, "Whoa, I bet I could swipe that plasma screen over there."
File:Morefancostumes11.PNG Homestar Runner STRONG BAD: Ohh. That is animal cruelty. Could that dog possibly be more miserable? I bet if old Rover left some sweet spots on that carpet they'd take him out of that ridiculous geddup. Come on, boy! Leave a sweet spot! Just a little sweet spot!
File:Morefancostumes12.PNG Homestar Runner STRONG BAD: Ah, da da da da DA-A!! So confused... what to think?? Hot Homestar?? My brain is splitting in half!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: Daaa! You get outta here!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa, you sound tense. Do you want me to give you, like, a backrub or anything?

STRONG BAD: Uh... yes! No! I... don't know! Next picture, next picture!!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I think this is the last one, sweetie.

STRONG BAD: WAAAAA!! {trails off as though he's running away}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I should probably stop calling everybody "sweetie".

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • The name "More Fan Costumes" refers to a similar feature for Halloween 2003: Fan Costume Commentary.
  • A mollusk is any of a variety of chiefly marine invertebrates, typically characterized by a soft, unsegmented body encased in a protective shell.

Trivia

  • The same homemade The Cheat costume was also seen a few days earlier in the Weekly Fanstuff.

Remarks

  • The figurines of the corresponding characters can be seen in front of the "least popular Homestar Runner characters gourd collection."
  • Though Strong Bad is very freaked out by a hot Homestar, he was only mildly disappointed with himself when he invented a Modestly Hot Homsar in different town.

Inside References

  • The mention of "teriyaki chicken" in connection with Trogdor's beefy arm is a reference to the first Fan Costume Commentary, in which fans carelessly "turned it into a buffalo wing."
  • In the third picture of the piñata, Strong Bad refers to his head as "husky", just as it was described in modeling.
  • The monster on the pumpkin is the horrible painting from bottom 10.
  • Strong Bad saying "S and more different S" is from dragon.
  • The page title is a reference to Homestar Presents: Presents, in which Bubs is selling his Aught Four crap to make room for the Aught Five crap.

Real World References

  • Spencer Gifts is a novelty store commonly found in many North American shopping malls.
  • Twix is a chocolate snack or candy bar made by Mars, Inc. consisting of a cookie center topped with caramel or peanut butter and coated in milk chocolate. Its most familiar selling point is that there are two Twix bars per package, supposedly doubling your enjoyment.

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