More Fan Costumes
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Strong Bad cruelly makes fun of the Halloween costumes fans made, again.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Horrible Painting, Homestar Runner
Page Title: The Ween Aught Five
Date: November 7, 2005
Running Time: 3:05
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Transcript
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STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Dear Strong Bad, how's your miserable job at the depressing faceless office park? Oh, pretty good, Geraldine. Today they let me stand out in the parking lot and stretch my head during my seven-minute lunch break. If I'm lucky, I'll get to work here for ten years with no promotion and then get laid off!
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, a burning peasant and Trogdor partying together in perfect harmony! And a full nine days before Halloween even!
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, and next on the worthless arts and crafts shopping channel, the least popular Homestar Runner characters gourd collection. Nothing completes an old lady (vestibule?) quite like them.
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Ahh! The Cheat! Some type of adorable baby is bursting out of you!
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Come on, man! Bubs has flipper arms, not tentacle arms! Those things look deadly, like they could pry the shell off of a...mollusk...in no time flat! Now, go enjoy the crappy Hallowe'en decorations we put up in the cafeteria. Amanda from sales worked all morning on those!
STRONG BAD: {voiceover}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} A Mr. Shmallow costume? Are you kidding me? Are you trying to lose friends this Halloween?
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I said 'S and more different S'! Not seven or... more different cresent wrench. Is that limp pantyhose worm supposed to be a beefy arm? Why don't you walk back there to the China Express and get them to fill that thing with (blah) chicken. And then we'll go to (spend some gifts?).
HORRIBLE PAINTING: (voiceover) Come on in heeere.
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Uh-oh, that thing is way more evil in pumpkin form. Must...fight...jibblies! Can't...hold...on...much...longer! A-jibblie-jibblie!
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Aww, Homestar babies! Check 'em out, they're just like real life! The Strong Bad kid is like, "Cool. Feel my wrath!" And the Homestar kid is just totally clueless, like, "I wike candies!" And then The Cheat is like, "Whoa, I bet I could swipe that Plasma screen over there."
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(Last one below, just so you know) STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Ah, da da da da DA!! So confused.. what to think?? Hot Homestar?? My brain is splitting in half!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Oh, hey Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Da! You get outta here!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Whoa, you sound tense. Do you want me to give you, like, a backrub or anything?
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Uh.. yes! No! I.. don't know! Next picture, next picture!!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} I think this is the last one, sweetie.
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} WAAAAA!!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} I should probably stop calling everyone sweetie.
Fun Facts
Explanataions
- The name "More Fan Costumes" refers to a similar feature for Halloween 2003: Fan Costume Commentary.
Inside References
- The mention of "teriyaki chicken" in connection with Trogdor's beefy arm is a reference to the first Fan Costume Commentary, in which fans carelessly "turned it into a buffalo wing."
- In the third picture of the piñata, Strong Bad refers to his head as "husky", despite denying its huskiness in modeling.
