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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Strong Bad]] mocks Coach Z's "Haunted Locka-room" and asks, "You got anything that's not just gross and moist?"
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Strong Bad]] mocks Coach Z's "Haunted Locka-room" and asks, "You got anything that's not just gross and moist?"
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Coach Z recalls that, as Damp Towel Man, he discovered an especially-attractive damp towel and exclaimed, "Moist molecules! A green-stained damp towel! The rarest and most powerful kind!"  Also, in an Easter egg, a [[Strong Badman]] cover page depicts a comic book version of Damp Towel Man wearing a presumably-damp towel with a caption reading "Moist molecules!!"
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Coach Z recalls that, as Damp Towel Man, he discovered an especially-attractive damp towel and exclaimed, "Moist molecules! A green-stained damp towel! The rarest and most powerful kind!"  Also, in an Easter egg, a [[Strong Badman]] cover page depicts a comic book version of Damp Towel Man wearing a presumably-damp towel with a caption reading "Moist molecules!!"
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*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Coach Z uses a moistened hundred dollar bill to purchase a Lamborghini hot tub from Bubs.
*[[On Break]] — Coach Z describes the smells coming from his [[Drive-Thru Whale]] costume as being "Damp, moist, kimchi!"
*[[On Break]] — Coach Z describes the smells coming from his [[Drive-Thru Whale]] costume as being "Damp, moist, kimchi!"
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*Email [[funny]] — Strong Bad asks [[The Cheat]] if he's going to use a moist chamois (pronounced as "sham-oyce") to clean up some [[ketchup]].
*Email [[funny]] — Strong Bad asks [[The Cheat]] if he's going to use a moist chamois (pronounced as "sham-oyce") to clean up some [[ketchup]].
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] [[Cheat Commandos (toon)#DVD Commentary|DVD Commentary]] — [[Homestar Runner]] asks [[Mike Chapman]] if the inside of a television set is moist.
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] [[Cheat Commandos (toon)#DVD Commentary|DVD Commentary]] — [[Homestar Runner]] asks [[Mike Chapman]] if the inside of a television set is moist.
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*Email [[old comics]] — [[The Castlefunnies]] comic strip tries to creep back into the mainstream by releasing the [[King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener]] in response to the short-lived Dry Pencil Scare of '47.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — Putting on the glove results in the response, "Ye slips the unfortunately moist [[flask]] getting glove onto thy hand."
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — Putting on the glove results in the response, "Ye slips the unfortunately moist [[flask]] getting glove onto thy hand."
*Email [[mini-golf]] — Strong Bad mentions a "fun-time emporium" called Waterslide [[Dan]]'s MoistWorld.
*Email [[mini-golf]] — Strong Bad mentions a "fun-time emporium" called Waterslide [[Dan]]'s MoistWorld.

Current revision as of 00:37, 15 September 2019

MOIST MOLECULES!!

Moist is an adjective meaning moderately or slightly wet or damp. Evidence indicates that Coach Z has an atypical affinity for things that are moist, not least of which being his alter-ego, Damp Towel Man's, job (collecting damp towels) and catch phrase ("Moist molecules!"). Aside from this, The Brothers Chaps have found some unique and unexpected ways to employ this word.

[edit] Coach Z's fondness for things that are moist

  • Halloween FairstivalStrong Bad mocks Coach Z's "Haunted Locka-room" and asks, "You got anything that's not just gross and moist?"
  • DNA Evidence — Coach Z recalls that, as Damp Towel Man, he discovered an especially-attractive damp towel and exclaimed, "Moist molecules! A green-stained damp towel! The rarest and most powerful kind!" Also, in an Easter egg, a Strong Badman cover page depicts a comic book version of Damp Towel Man wearing a presumably-damp towel with a caption reading "Moist molecules!!"
  • Email shapeshifter — Coach Z uses a moistened hundred dollar bill to purchase a Lamborghini hot tub from Bubs.
  • On Break — Coach Z describes the smells coming from his Drive-Thru Whale costume as being "Damp, moist, kimchi!"

[edit] Unusual usages

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